Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Back like Jordan... wearing the 4-5

And now, we begin the post Father Hate era here at LOV.

If Blogger hadn't been such a douche yesterday, we would have gotten a final posting from the man I am sure. As it is, we will settle for occasional comments from the man this week. And he knows that he is always welcome back here to chime in if he ever chooses.

Now, onto current business...

- Allow me a couple moments to discuss the Philadelphia 76ers because news has broken that means the rebuilding really begins...

Chris Webber soon to be bought out

Well that really does it. I sure didn't know this was coming. Rebuilding mode for the Sixers has really begun in earnest. Getting that money off the cap will be huge.

I know the Sixers will suck this season. But, if they are going to suck and rebuild, do it with a sledgehammer. Knock the whole damn thing down and go from scratch. And buying out Chris Webber is a big brick to knock out. I actually feel a little relief about this.

Also, I never thought I'd be happy to see Larry Brown in the organization again. As it is, I'm only somewhat mildly happy. As many of you probably know, he has taken on an executive VP job with the Sixers and will advise Billy King.

Maybe he is getting ready to coach again next season. Maybe not. Who really knows with this guy?

My feelings on Larry Brown are very mixed. As coach of the Sixers, he had success. I hated it when he left here and won a title with another team. I took extreme joy in his failure with the Knicks, though that is definitely more Isiah's fault. I have always thought that although he is a brilliant coach on the floor, there is that other side to him that screws over organizations. Believe me, I know the evil side to Larry Brown all too well.

But if he's going to advise the organization, then I hope that "Brilliant Larry Brown" does the job for a while. Because "Brilliant Larry Brown" helps teams and helps them well before "Selfish Larry Brown" kicks in. And the Sixers need a year or two of "Brilliant Larry Brown" in some capacity to get them back on track.

And... anything right now is better than Billy King driving this '78 Pinto of an organization alone.

- It's quite simple really... how do 8 baseball writers not vote for Cal Ripken Jr to be in the Hall of Fame? A little stupid, no?

How do 8 writers look at their ballot and say, "I'm not voting for him?" I don't get that.

Sure, it really doesn't matter in the end, but someone should deserve a unanimous vote into the HOF. At the very least, he should have gotten the highest percentage ever.

But no, 8 writers had better players to vote for apparently.

I guess someone had to vote for Jay Buhner, Tony Fernandez and Dante Bichette (8 votes combined).

- On the other end of the scale... Jose Canseco gets 6 votes.

I had no idea his family had any votes. When did Ozzie Canseco make it into the BBWAA?

- So the Dolphins courted Pete Carroll for a while. Unbelievable. You think they would have learned after Nick Saban.

Some NFL teams will never learn. Some coaches are just meant to stay in the college game. (Steve Spurrier, anyone?)

Pete Carroll does not belong in the NFL. I've actually watched the man coach at a training camp I visited of the Patriots in the late 90's. I can say it first hand. He's a bit of a dolt.

Now, my story of the day...

The two things I remember from that day are that first off, he seemed to have a hard-on for punishing Andy Katzenmoyer that day. You remember the Big Kat, don't you? Well, apparently he screwed something up on a play, so Carroll took him aside for two minutes, and made him do fumble drills on the sideline while the rest of the team continued on.

I remember Carroll swatting the ball on the ground, making Kat recover the ball, then throw it back to Carroll so he could swat the ball on the ground again, and Kat would dive back down for the ball, and they did that over and over again. All this while Carroll's assistants continued the practice without him. They must have done about 20 of them. He made a bit of a spectacle out of Kat.

Now while I am no big fan of the Big Kat, I remember thinking to myself, "Does Carroll think he's coaching a high school team here?"

I don't know why, but I thought it was silly that a head coach in the NFL would make it a point to do that. Usually, you delegate an assistant to handle that. Am I right? It just seemed hinky to me.

Yes, I said "hinky" again. When you are talking about Pete Carroll, I think that word fits better. He is a walking definition of "hinky".

The second thing... I remember after Bledsoe completed a nice pass on a play, Carroll comes walking on the field and yells "That's doggone excitin'!"

Doggone?

There should be a rule. Anyone who uses the term "doggone" on a regular basis should not be allowed to coach in the NFL.

In college, yes. Use the word "doggone" all you want. You can win a bunch of doggone championships that way. But in the NFL, you gotta come out a little stronger than that. Again, am I right?

Storytime with The Rev is over for the day. Join me next week when I discuss the time I saw Peter Forsberg talking to two very hot blondes at the same time in a Boston nightclub after a game.

Thank you all for joining us today. Bill Simmons will be entertaining you in the ESPN lounge at noon. Two drink minimum. Be sure to try the veal. Tip your waitresses.

236 comments:

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Isiah Thomas said...

How much did CWebb have left on his deal anyway? 2 years and $40 mil?

The Rev said...

2 years and $40 million is right. That did include this season though.

Isiah Thomas said...

right, I meant after this season he still had that coming.

So he gets what $35 mil to leave? Fuck me.

The Rev said...

I don't know the number. But I gotta think it will be less than $35 million.

He might take $15 million up front to become a free man, then sign another contract with another team. I could see that. He's that desperate to play more, and the Sixers are limiting his minutes.

Isiah Thomas said...

I thought the article said he only had to "give back" $5 mil, meaning $5 mil off whatever he had left on his deal....

anyway, I've thought about writing as many pro athletes as possible and just randomly axing for a $1,000. Maybe come up with a sob story, say I'm a poor kid, write the letter in crayon, etc.

Spaceman Spiff said...

he must at least be getting next years money, which is 20 mil. then half of this year left minus the 5 mil is 5 more mil. Webber still aint got nothing on allan houston.

The Rev said...

I do think you have to take what he has already been paid this year into acocunt.

I'm going to the Philly papers now. Let's see if they have more details.

Spaceman Spiff said...

so after this buy out, the sixers will be paying jamal mashburn, todd maculloch, aaron mckie, and chris webber a total of like 70 mil after it is all said and done

Spaceman Spiff said...

i was counting from the start of this season and left out webbers this year money so its like 90 mil this season and next

The Rev said...

From the Philly Daily News...

"The source said that Webber, who will become a free agent, would give back less than $5 million in the deal. In his 14th NBA season, Webber is listed on the team's salary cap at $20,718,750 this season and is due $22,312,500 next season."

Well if that's correct, and they already paid him a little less than half of this season already, I estimate that he gets about $28 million up front to leave.

I think that contract was originally worked out by the Maloofs, so that would explain why it is so loaded in Webber's favor.

The Rev said...

"so after this buy out, the sixers will be paying jamal mashburn, todd maculloch, aaron mckie, and chris webber a total of like 70 mil after it is all said and done"

I will now wipe Clorox into my eyes.

Spaceman Spiff said...

the nba is the real american dream

Spaceman Spiff said...

i dont see why the lakers still have mckie, he never ever ever plays, just cut pay him and cut him

Isiah Thomas said...

I might be late to the party on this....

but VH1 is giving us some high quality programming lately and I mean good really good.

The Surreal life gameshow
White Rapper
I love NY

I did a good 2 to 3 hour stretch on VH1 last night.

The Rev said...

And the Simmons chat is off and running.

Isiah Thomas said...

simmons chat is on, it'll be interesting if DB's blog gets a spike in visitors.

The Rev said...

That's only if Bill pimps DB's site.

The Rev said...

And everyone will get to go to DB's site and read that Pulitzer Prize worthy Hardy Nickerson story that has been up there since December 17th.

Lucky for them.

The Rev said...

The San Diego Chargers have restricted sales of their tickets to residents of Southern California for the divisional playoff game.

They're afraid of something.

Isiah Thomas said...

I don't think its a going out on a limb to say fans of teams in socal are as rabbid as fans in Philly, Boston, NY, etc.

I don't see the big deal with restricting access.

The Rev said...

Tom coughlin staying as the Giants coach

I would personally like to thank the Giants organization for doing this because this guarantees they will suck next year.

On behalf of Eagles fans everywhere, thank you New York Giants!

The Rev said...

You can't be serious, Zeke.

Isiah Thomas said...

and I think SD wins this game by 10 or more.

The Rev said...

They're restricting access because they're expecting too many Patriots fans at the game. Their own fan base can't even support them enough to buy all the tickets.

That would never happen at an Eagles playoff game.

Jay Scott said...

Steve, I'll just tell you now. I will be watching tonight's Duke game, but the dorms that I'm staying in don't have espn. I'll be watching at a bar or restaurant, but I will be watching. Once again, however, you'll have to take the hate by yourself. I guess you can call this my Paulus season. I've shown up a few times on here, but I'm not gonna be there for you on most of them.

Isiah Thomas said...

if faced with living in SD or living in Philly I'd chose SD 100 times out of a 100.

You really think more Pats fans will show up than Charger fans? Come on Rev get a grip.

Isiah Thomas said...

"if faced with living in SD or living in Philly I'd chose SD 100 times out of a 100."

let me expound on this....

People in SD don't base their lives nor self worth off of the chargers.

temwr said...

SG chat is weak so far. He is pacing himself.

The Rev said...

I never said more Pats fans.

But over 10,000 are expected. That's a damn shame.

The Rev said...

"People in SD don't base their lives nor self worth off of the chargers."

Point well-taken.

Maybe if the weather was as good as SD here in Philly, it would be different.

But it tends to suck here in winter. We need something to make us excited.

The Rev said...

And you just contradicted yourself Zeke.

First statement... "fans of teams in socal are as rabbid as fans in Philly, Boston, NY, etc."

Second statement... "People in SD don't base their lives nor self worth off of the chargers."

If they were as rabid as us here in the NE, they would take it as seriously as we do.

I'm not saying we are right in the way we think. Sometimes I think I'm crazy for caring so much about the Eagles. But then I'm right back in it during a game. I don't know any better.

Isiah Thomas said...

10,000? I doubt it. Where are these #'s coming from? A Boston paper?

Pats fans aren't Steeler fans, they don't travel. They've just recently had success. They sucked for what 40+ years?

10,000? I scoff at this.

The Rev said...

But my self worth will be fine if the Eagles lose.

My mood might suck for more than a few hours, but I'll soldier on.

Isiah Thomas said...

First statement... "fans of teams in socal are as rabbid as fans in Philly, Boston, NY, etc."

*aren't

You can play grammar/spelling nazi if you'd like Rev.

Spaceman Spiff said...

coughlin coming back, good news for the rest of the NFC

temwr said...

zeke, you new pic looks like a still chart from an afterschool special about brutus buckeye and his gay friend timmy.

The Rev said...

It isn't as much traveling as it is transplants.

Just like Florida, SoCal has lots of NE transplants. And this is their opportunity to watch their team.

Didn't you ever see a shitload of Sawx fans at an Angels game?

temwr said...

chart = picture.

work is in my head.

The Rev said...

Oh, I see. It was a typo.

Damn, and I was enjoying a good argument there.

The Rev said...

Spiff...

yep, I agree. I wrote my comment based on Eagles fans, but I'm sure you Skins representatives would like to send your own thank you note to the Giants.

Spaceman Spiff said...

some guy from ga tech is suspended for the duke game, and duke is getting points.

paulus is always the wild card, damn turnover machine

Isiah Thomas said...

tem you're right, its the gift that keeps giving.

Its supposed to be a pic of someone giving the heimlich.

But there is gay overtones which adds to the overall greatness of the pic.

Isiah Thomas said...

rev do you track santa claus on that website and think its real?

10,000 pats fans? maybe the easter bunny will show up too - and bring the tooth fairy as his date.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

jay scott, no worries, IAm is out, it's just Zeke now.

And I already have all of my responses typed and ready for copy and paste.

Isiah Thomas said...

rev the skins will suck again next year and won't be able to enjoy coughlin's sorry ass.

temwr said...

you dumbass they broke up years ago.

The Rev said...

Alex (St. Louis): How could you hate Paul O'Neill? In a day and age where all people want is money, he played team ball with passion.

Bill Simmons: (12:58 PM ET ) Because he was a dick?


OK, that was a quality comment.

Isiah Thomas said...

paulus won't be a starter by season's end then he will transfer.

temwr said...

I can't believe all the calls Dook is getting. The refs fucking are handing this game to them!

What? Hasn't started yet?

I stand by my comment.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

lol, good stuff Tem

Isiah Thomas said...

an 0-2 ACC start will be devastating for Dook.

Losing to Ga tech and Va tech(at home) will take all of the shine off them and send them spiraling to a 6th place ACC finish.

and Steve I've already got your pic picked out.

The Rev said...

Just listen to the game audio Zeke. When the Pats score, see how loud it's gonna be.

And why would a SD radio sports station be pleading with listeners not to sell their season tickets to Pats fans? Why would that be necessary to say?

Isiah Thomas said...

this game is on the road, they don't get the calls on the road.

Isiah Thomas said...

you're right rev, I think Boston (the entire city) is chartering a plane to go to SD.

It'll be San DeBoston on Sunday.

Isiah Thomas said...

and go back and watch the end of the va tech game. The officials did their best to give Dook a chance to win both at the end of regulation and OT.

1) regulation - mysteriously taking 5 seconds off the clock for VT's last possession.

2) OT - instead of caling the foul when Dook is trying to intentionally foul they call a jump ball. Luckily VT had the arrow.

It's all science.

temwr said...

Fine, then I will go with:

Coach K needs to learn how to teach his players how to defend a fucking pick and roll! Oldest play in the book and he hasn't a clue. He is freakin' overrated.

What? Hasn't started yet??

I stand by my comment.

JFreak said...

I have nothing to say.

Jay Scott said...

go Duke


and, is it a punk out when the school website writes an article about ball handling, but writes about the big man instead of the point guard?

this hurts me so

The Rev said...

Then again...

Super Bowl 39, Eagles fans outnumbered Patriots fans in Jacksonville in a big way.

Eagles fans were driving down to Jacksonville without tickets just so they could be in the same city as the game.

Pats fans are rabid... but us Eagles fans are fucking lunatics.

If it is the Eagles and Chargers in the Super Bowl, we might eat Chargers fans down there for lunch.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Zeke, you can pic out any picture ya want, i'm not gonna need it.


The problem with benching Paulus is that, it makes Scheyer run the point. And that's not good for team that needs more O. But of course, if Paulus plays like he did in the loss, Coach K doesn't have much choice.

The two games prior to VaT where pretty good games for Paulus. I haven't given up on him YET. The crazies where moaning in despair when Paulus was going at the end of the last game. Sometimes getting embarrassed helps to kick a player in the ass. I guess we'll find out tonight.

Isiah Thomas said...

neither do I but its never stopped me from going scarlett z

Jay Scott said...

and that article was more about passing.

which doesn't make me feel any better

Isiah Thomas said...

how do the crazies yell like that with cock-n-balls in their mouths?

Isiah Thomas said...

and when the Eagles get lambasted by the chargers rev? that's a lot of grown men crying.

Jay Scott said...

I think that Paulus will come through. Last year, you could see when he got rattled, and I thought he would grow out of it. This year, he looks worse. But he does really well in spurts, and even though he needed to come through the first of this season, I say it'll happen.

The next point guard that is supposed to come to Duke is still a junior in high school. I don't see him transferring.

Duke does have another white, average height, shooting guard coming next season though.

The Rev said...

"that's a lot of grown men crying."

Part of the joy of being a Philly fan, I guess.

Isiah Thomas said...

all Dook gets are white stiffs anymore. And don't come back with the "Mcroberts is white and can play".

Dook is slowly descending from CBB's elite.

They are paralleling ND's descent from CFB's elite.

Isiah Thomas said...

that's what I don't get about Philly fans...

instead of crying about your team and going back to being a garbage man....maybe use it as motivation to get your GED and try and make something of your life....

The Rev said...

Im going out to lunch. Will continue this discussion later.

The Rev said...

Garbage men have great union benefits though.

Isiah Thomas said...

yeah but you have your fucking face in garbage all day.

The Rev said...

But that kick ass dental plan makes up for it.

temwr said...

The hours suck though.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

"Dook is slowly descending from CBB's elite."

See, statements like that just don't make sense, and it's bordering DS territory. Uninformed people said the same thing about Duke in 94-96, they said the same thing about UNC a few years back.

The "slowly descending" team won the ACC championship last year. The current squad is full of freshman and role players. Yet people expect them to remain at the top of the pack.

They have the #8 class in the country coming in next year, last years class was a top 10 and this years was a top 15. That's a long far cry from "descending". Haterz are worse than bandwagon fans, bandwagon fans jump off on down years, and Haterz make dumb comments during down years.

temwr said...

Timmy: Brutus its OK to feel this way, its only natural.

Brutus: I don't think I can face my parents after this.

Timmy: You parent's will love you even though you blew it.

Brutus: It just won't be the same anymore.

Timmy: Maybe that's for the best...maybe its for the best...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...
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Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Greg Oden doesn't impress Mutombo.

Isiah Thomas said...

steve....steve...steve steve steve steve STEVE!

Come on dawg....

How man NC's does coach K have in recent memory? How many times have they been BOUNCED unceremoniously from the NCAA tourney the last few years - once they run up against a team that has some ath-a-leets and when the game is called straight up?

How many McD AA's does Coach K get EVERY fucking season yet by the end of the year he has only 1 reliable sub off the bench?

Come on dawg the program is in decline.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

The man is still Fireing Shots He's gonna get in those girls head, he's gonna break up the view. He gonna run president...i'm gonna vote him.

Isiah Thomas said...

tem that was fucking hilarious.

re: Oden

Good call Meiz, although he is playing left handed.

JFreak said...

SG won't answer my question.

I am surly.

temwr said...

sg has only answered 1 of my questions ever, and it was the worst one i ever sent it, I can't even remember it...hell it might not have been him.

fuck it, SG has never answered any of my questions.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Mutombo played whole career without any offensive game.

JFreak said...

He answered one of mine when I asked about DB.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

I hate the NC argument, it's another dumb one.

UConn, Kansas, Kentucky, Duke, UNC, Flordia, Syracuse, Maryland, Arizona, Michigan St. have all won 1 championshiop in the last 10 years.

Just one!!! Well then UConn, UNC, Kansas, and Kentucky must all be in a decline as well.

Isiah Thomas said...

pic is updated.

perhaps we need an "Adventures of Timmy and Brutus" weekly post tem?

Isiah Thomas said...

UConn, Kansas, Kentucky, Duke, UNC, Flordia, Syracuse, Maryland, Arizona, Michigan St. have all won 1 championshiop in the last 10 years.


But these programs don't get blown on the level Dook does year in and year out.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Do we only get the "refresh" version of the chat?

JFreak said...

I win.

JFreak said...

Bad simmons response.

Made my question seem gay.

JFreak said...

Screw Simmons.

JFreak said...

I find this degrading.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

what does that even mean?

Duke lost in the final 4 to UConn, when UConn won their one championship in the last 10 years. It was in 04 i think. Two years ago, they where in a final four two years ago.

Isiah Thomas said...

a fan of Dook doesn't even know they haven't made it out of the sweet 16 in what 5 years?

JFreak said...
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JFreak said...

Josh (Indy): Recently, some other guy here broke your record for longest ESPN chat. Is that why you're having one now?

Bill Simmons: (1:58 PM ET ) At some point, I'm doing a 10-hour chat and blowing the record out of the water. Just not today. "Some other guy" can keep the record for now.

JFreak said...

I hate Simmons.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

"a fan of Dook doesn't even know they haven't made it out of the sweet 16 in what 5 years? "

Are you drunk? JJ missed the 3 to win by about an inch off the front of the rim.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Final Four Bitch

Isiah Thomas said...

I stand corrected, 4 out of the last 5 years they haven't made it out of the Sweet 16.

JFreak said...

Isiah's hate is not rational. Do not dignify it with responses.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

I agree jfreak, i will cease to dignify his hate.

temwr said...

Should the color be yellow or red?

Isiah Thomas said...

ahahahaha please. Truf hittin too close to home for Dook fans.

Isiah Thomas said...

I think yellow is more meaningfull.

temwr said...

yellow is scared the pissed out of him

red is got ass raped.

temwr said...
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JFreak said...

it should definitely be red.

temwr said...

SG chat is dun

Isiah Thomas said...

good point tem, maybe both

JFreak said...

That chat was over quick.

temwr said...

Like I told SG in my "question" to him. He is now the Pedro of internet sports writing. Every now and again he shows up with amazing stuff, but in general he is now nothing more than a good pitcher. Nowhere near what he once was.

whocares said...

zeke,

You should really slow down. You're hate for all things Duke and SEC are really starting to cloud your head. I am in no way a Duke fan, but to say they are on the decline is reeeeeeediculous. They are probably the premier team in the country, and play in the premier conference in the country. It's not their fault Dick Vitale wants to blow them.

Seriously, are you really twelve? Are you homeschooled and just post on here during snack time?


freak,

Good work on getting a question in there. Did anyone notice that they pulled the "because he was a dick" from the chat transcript? Good stuff.

Isiah Thomas said...

they're not on the decline? The talent just isnt't there right now.

They went from Hill and Laetner to Bland, magette, etc to Redick to now....Mcroberts?

and I never said anything about the ACC. It is a great b-ball conference.

Beth82678 said...

WC, actually a homeschooled 12 year old would know enough to look up Duke's final 4 appearances before making bold but very wrong statements about their last few tournaments.

And just for the record, I don't care one way or the other about Duke. The back and forth bitching cracks me up though.

Isiah Thomas said...

*bland....

a guy here thinks Elton Brand's name is Elton Bland. inside joke at work that doesn't translate here. my bad.

The Rev said...

They pulled the dick comment from the transcript? too funny.

I'm glad I immortalized it here.

Isiah Thomas said...

*finger snapping sound*

The Rev said...

"Seriously, are you really twelve? Are you homeschooled and just post on here during snack time? "

Father Hate would be truly proud of that line.

Beth82678 said...

And a 12 year old homeschooled kid would be imaginative enough to come up with a new perceived insult than snapping fingers yet again...

Isiah Thomas said...

Beth I'd love to come up with something better than degrading your career but all your posts are the same - calling me out or something about the Falcons that no one cares about.

The Rev said...

Watching the bitchslapfest here is entertaining today.

I need some popcorn for this show.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Beth has Ninja skillz as well, she's appears, she throws some hate around, she vanishes.

Zeke, she's always calling you out, because your always making uninformed and irrational induced comments.

Your like a drunk politician in a debate that doesn't know what he's talking about. So he just uses a bunch of words and tries to sound confident so that people will THINK he knows what he's talking about.

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman"

Beth82678 said...

Isiah I'd love to come up with something better to post about than calling you out but someone has to do it with some of the blinded-by-hate ridiculous statements you make. Although it's gotten to the point recently where more and more regulars here are feeling compelled to call you out, which I'm starting to think may be your goal.

Any attention is good attention, is that it TO, I mean Zeke?

Isiah Thomas said...

and Beth all your posts about me are never original...you're always agreeing with what someone else said.

step up, grab a cocktail napkin from the bar on your next trip back. Take the pen that's clipped to your front pocket and write some shit down. Maybe use your pieces of flair for inspiration.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

finger wave

Beth82678 said...

Nice point Steve:

"a fan of Dook doesn't even know they haven't made it out of the sweet 16 in what 5 years? " is the LOV equivalent of "I did not have sexual relations with that woman".

Beth82678 said...

Man Zeke, your memory is as bad as your logic. Maybe you should actually look some things up before talking about stuff you obviously can't remember.

Isiah Thomas said...

really that's what its come to on lov? fact checking?

4 out of 5 years they haven't made it out of the sweet 16.

if I said "they haven't made it out of the 1st round for 15 years" - that's irrational.

Being off by 1 year though? You get my point from the original comment.

The Rev said...

Zeke just hired Kim Ethridge to be his publicist.

Isiah Thomas said...

one more time...

every fucking year you hear about Dook is the greatest thing since sliced bread. High preseason rankings, endless hype, etc. Is this Dook's fault no. But its endless and leads you to believe they've won 20 titles in a row.

Then more often than not, they get bounced hard in the tourney.

This is irrational?

Isiah Thomas said...

beth if you want to get into it about some topic great but if you're gonna look down your nose at me at least don't do it from the daytime shift at Denny's.

Isiah Thomas said...

Kim Etheridge is available right, give me that bitches number.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

More often than not, most teams get bounced in the tourny.

Make that 64 a year.


I'm done, back to work for me.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...
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Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

woops

Beth82678 said...

Wow, another shot at my job - who'd have seen that coming?

And again you got your facts wrong, it's Waffle House, not Dennys...

Isiah Thomas said...

wow beth taking someone else's comment and regurgitating it.....

Isiah Thomas said...

64 teams aren't picked every year to win the tourney...year after year after year after year after year.....

The Rev said...

Zeke will soon have 25 million reasons to stay alive.

Isiah Thomas said...

in closing, fuck dook.

Isiah Thomas said...

but beth ain't one of them rev.

Beth82678 said...

What? You mean you're not living for some anonymous bitch halfway across the country? Now you've really hurt my feelings...

The Rev said...

I agree with one thing...

fuck Duke!

Beth82678 said...

What? You mean you're not living for some anonymous bitch halfway across the country? Now you've really hurt my feelings...

Isiah Thomas said...

I'm still giving her 20% though.

temwr said...

ah this is good old fashioned LOV hating going on.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Dikembe has had enough of this shit. Isiah, man up and post that Insider-Nazi SG transcript.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

NOW!!!

Isiah Thomas said...

meiz ax and ye shall receive. Its up on my blog.

Isiah Thomas said...

meiz are you off today and already dipping into the hooch?

whocares said...

Zeke,

Do you actually pull for any teams, or just have a bunch that you "hate on" a lot? And for the record, your hate is becoming less "hate" and sounding more like "whining like a punk". Just thought you should know.


Beth,

It's cool. I'd let you serve me flapjacks anytime.

The Rev said...

MMMMMMM...

Moons Over My Hammy!

whocares said...

And by the way Rev, thanks for keeping the post to a four scroller. And it only took me two scrolls to get past the Sixers nonsense!!

The Rev said...

That's why I put up the little dashes for dividers. So you know when to stop scrolling.

I know the Sixers matter about as much as the Atlanta Hawks do to everyone. But the Chris Webber stuff got a discussion going more than any of my other stuff. So it must have been worth something.

thejaywhite said...

TJW back in the house..and the chat is unavailble...did anyone email it?

thejaywhite said...

nope havent received one...ZEKE?

Isiah Thomas said...

I copy/pasted on my blog....

Isiah Thomas said...

And for the record, your hate is becoming less "hate" and sounding more like "whining like a punk".


got the same feeling. I'll sit the next few (days) out.

thejaywhite said...

thanks zeke

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

read the last two comments, and only the last two.

that's pretty funny

Jay Scott said...

go Duke

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

somebody need to shink the church zize pic down to the same size as the LOV logo, that way the links and the other logo will pop back up to the top

Beth82678 said...

RIP Mrs. Munster

Spaceman Spiff said...

Yao likes dark meat mu'fucka

The Rev said...

Herman Munster... gone.
Grandpa Al... gone.
Lily Munster... gone.

Yet somehow, Eddie Munster, the former drug addict, is still with us.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Link Trifecta

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

fuck rev!!!

Martin VanNostrand said...

I don't know what's up with 2007 but I've been swimming in TPS reports.

The French Slam is tastey.

The Rev said...

What did I do?

Martin VanNostrand said...

Nice link Spiff. Conan has to do a "If They Mated" photo of those two.

The Rev said...

Oh I see...

I finger-wagged the trifecta.

whocares said...

Just googled Lily Munster, and she was pretty damn hot back in the 50's. Well done Herman, well done.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

imagine how hard it has to be for Yao to have sex with an average height woman. They have to have some sort of special tall bed he can stand next too, or a doggy style step ladder for her to stand on.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Nope, I'm working. I'll be saucing it up starting at 5:30 central.

Martin VanNostrand said...

WTH? I just found out the "killer" in this Primeval movie is a crocodile. Here I thought there was a serial killer loose in South Africa with over 300 victims. That's busted.

The Rev said...

Yao goes cowgirl, he has to.

He lies down on the bed, and lets her do all the work.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

yea, i guess that's the only way.


poor guy, he'll never know the joys of shower sex.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

if I was him, I'd have a saddle swing installed in my bedroom, and a regular swing.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Bob and Tom had a bit for a while of alleged audio of Shaq doing an average height woman. When they played the clip it was the sound of paper ripping.

The Rev said...

"shower sex"

Wow, that sounds like fun.

I mean, imagine banging all the women at a bridal shower. Man oh man!

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

mv, it took me a moment to get that.

but once i did, it became one of those comments that made ya instinctively wince.

Martin VanNostrand said...

steve - I don't really listen to them anymore since we got an ESPN station but they used to play alot of funny/wincing combo type stuff.

Spaceman Spiff said...

ebay is gonna buy stubhub for 300 mil. i really need to create a company that big companies need to buy out.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Per WWL Harrison out vs. Chargers.

temwr said...

I hate meetings that start out as one thing then end up talking about another thing entirely.

Especially when the other thing is something IDGAF about. I just spent 40 minutes trying to figure out a good excuse to leave the meeting I started.

temwr said...

I should have just shut the fucker down, but the big boss was in it, so I would have gotten Mutumboed on that.

temwr said...

What's that damn trading of tickets site where you deal in futures of tickets?

You know the one I have been told about at least 4 times already.

temwr said...

JOhn Thompson doesn't like Lo Duca's catching. Is this going to be something big or a flash in the pan story? I vote flash in the pan.

temwr said...

Gilbert Areneas had a chat today. That shit has tremendous upside potential. I am going to read it...eventually.

temwr said...

OK first thing I read from it:

Chakri (Dallas,TX):: I recall reading on your NBA.com blog that you couldn't find a PS3 earlier. I'm just wondering if you finally got one. What do you think of the system?

Gilbert Arenas: I couldn't find it when it first came out. I couldn't find it on the first day, but I got 6 on the second day. But I haven't opened it yet, truthfully. I just wanted them to have them.

Spaceman Spiff said...

theticketreserve.com i think

temwr said...

lance (Chicago, Il): been wondering why KB made that statement against you when in fact he also shoots more shots with the average the same or much worst than you. any thoughts?

Gilbert Arenas: No, I just took the higher road on it. I didn't pay attention to the comment. You can't get distracted by it. From then, I've been playing well. So I have no complaints about what he said.


-Wow lance is not very articulate. Borderline retarded is my analysis.

temwr said...

Daniel (Richmond, VA): Gilbert, you the man around these parts. How do you keep from letting it get to your head?

Gilbert Arenas: Because I look at life that being in the NBA is like being like a leaf on a tree. Every season leaves blow off the tree and new ones grow on. I'm going to be a regular person when I leave, I was before I got to the NBA. I do normal stuff.

temwr said...

ah gilbert chat was ok.

Spaceman Spiff said...

why dont you link the chat

temwr said...

Thanks Spiff, that looks right

temwr said...

Linking the chat would be too easy.

temwr said...

So zeke is taking a leave now?

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