Monday, December 18, 2006

Weekend Recap

And away we go....

I had an encounter with a scorpion over the weekend, first one in quite sometime. I was dropping a deuce and noticed it crawling across the floor. Nothing the bottom of a Lysol can and lighter couldn’t handle though. Oh yea, first sentence has a deuce reference, I smell a good week, pun intended.

Perhaps the biggest story of the weekend was the Nuggets/Knicks brawl. Apparently the real Zeke was putting out hits on people. And for as “thugged” out as the NBA is, why can’t anyone land a solid punch?

Speaking of boxing, did anyone see Boxing After Dark on HBO on Saturday? There were two quality KO’s. One dood was jumping around like a fish out of water after a 1st round punch. I love shit like that.

NFL

I don’t get the constant uproar after another of TO’s antics. You hear people say how they’re sick of him yet when he does something stupid it gets another round of publicity. Spitting in a guys face is pussy shit, we all know that, do we need all the guys on Countdown to tell us this? Anyone see the Simpsons Halloween episode where the billboards and company statue advertisements came alive and wrecked shit? And the only way to kill them was to not pay attention – I say this needs to be the solution to TO, just don’t look.

Oh, and I think the Eagles won yesterday, although I couldn’t tell by Rev’s 73 comments and emergency post after the game. I’ll look into it.

For those keeping score at home – Yul, from the Asian tribe, wins Racist Survivor. I thought the jury questions were lame and devoid of hate, quite a disappointing end.

Alright this is all I got today.

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Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

LOL, that's three digs at the rev, and it's not even 10:00 yet.

Gonna be a long day Rev...get comfortable.

ToddPacker said...

nice simpsons reference...that was a great episode....is that the one where homer takes a bite out of the giant doughnut guy...that's my comment for the day...breaking one of the LOV rules and working before lunch on a Mon....deadlines suck

El Padrino said...

survivor sucks
i say they should shoot survivor here in red hook or brownsville
they should be forced to dig for food and challenges could be like trying not to get shot by cops and fighting bums

El Padrino said...

i wish i were a welcher
like pacino in scent

anonymous said...

Melo iz a bitch. he is insanely ghetto. i think everyone with any objectivity whatsoever could tell that. str8 frum da streetz y'all.

KILL DEM SNITCHES!!

i wonder if he and his homies will put a hit out on the person that sends in the videotapes to the league.. im sure he would be considered a snitch.

snitches are bitchez.

Isiah Thomas said...

TP - I think that's the same episode, you had the guy with the giant donut, the devil, giant kent brockman, all wrecking shit in Springfield.

I always watch Survivor but they do need to quit mollycodlin the people. They should have no food, no tools, nothing. This version, every other episode people were getting feasts and shit.

It looked like Melo pulled a "oh shit I can't punch this mofo" and turned it into an open handed slap at the end.

El Padrino said...

zeke you started it
talking all that shit
this aint the slums of Chi town

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

ep, that would be a great survivor,

Survivor - Compton
have to work your way up through the streets, sell rocks, eliminate rival gang members, start a rap albumn. That would be awesome.

temwr said...

Golden question on why can't anyone in the NBA throw a decent pucnh?

I think they get about 3/4 of the way into the punch and then realize that it is going to cost them $100,000 (probably more) in fines, lost pay, lost endorsements, etc. So they pull back that last 1/4 of the punch.

El Padrino said...

if anyone needs last minute gifts for your kids i suggest the complete set of Bumfights, DVD's.

anonymous said...

and isiah kept it REALLY old school. like Bad Boys OS. he must've thought Jefferies and Robinson were Laimbeer and Mahorn when he sent in The Message. i can understand it though.. he did have a point... huge lead, dropping highlight dunks on em in the waning minutes. it's about respect, and old skool values meeting new school bitches. enter Melo with his half-swing, half-slap. (and subsequent runaway from a 5'9" man).

maybe it makes me ghetto as well, but if youre up by that much and we've given up, im gonna hard foul you too. and really.. that foul wasnt even THAT bad. he pushed him down, but let go pretty quickly. ahhhhh it was a million dollar pissing contest, and Melo brought coins and singles.

anonymous said...

survivor.. the only 10 seconds that ive watched had 2 chicks not being able to make fire. then they gave them MATCHES while the host was about to commit a murder.. and the one chick still failed. they should officially name the show "survivor", im with EP.. they coddle those suckers.

Isiah Thomas said...

FH - that was awful, took them bitches an hour and a half to make fire. Gave them matches after an hour and one bitch ran through all the matches and STILL couldn't git-r-done. At that point just let them have a knife fight to the death to see who goes on.

El Padrino said...

old skool
im with it, JR acted the wrong way
like 2 minutes earlier he did like an NBA jam dunk ....

so he should have seen that foul a mile away, if nate robinson doesnt challenge him to fight in the stands it's over after that foul

then melo prolonges it by bitch slapping collins (who averages like 2 minutes a game) then runs away from jeffries who probably could have jacked him if not held back (jeffires reach is like a condor)

Isiah Thomas said...

I'll still watch the next Survivor though.

anonymous said...

ya know, when youre down to one match, you should probably like the matchBOOK on fire then. it's kindling at that point, and im sure it provides no other use to u...

WTH.

Isiah Thomas said...

I was thinking the same thing FH.

You're going for a chance to win a million and you can't make a fucking fire with matches?

temwr said...

I won't watch any survivor. They just need to drop them bitches off somewhere put some cameras on trees and shit and say "we'll be back in a month, good luck."

anonymous said...

and no mention of LT? come on...

temwr said...

Also I am lost on a mountain top I am probably going to head down that fucker. So if tem is ever lost on a mountain, don't bother looking near the top, start that search at the bottom.

El Padrino said...

he's so ridiculous

Isiah Thomas said...

good call tem, the last few weeks you had that guy trapsing around for 8 miles trying to find help now there are three more assholes lost on a mountain.

And damn, the guy that hiked for 8 miles, why not go back the way you came instead of trying some other direction?

If you swim around stingrays you're axing to die. If you swim with sharks you're axing to die. If you sky dive, you're axing to die. etc.

whocares said...

I dont watch any Survivor either. But (hanging head in shame) I do watch Real World/ Road Rules The Duel. I watch every damn one of those challenges and cant really figure out why.

Isiah Thomas said...

*only 2 assholes now as one was found dead.

and LT....

has SD clinched home field? They need to rest LT. Even Marty can't fuck up riding LT all the way can he?

thejaywhite said...

I love Zeke..and hes right those guys should not have been playing in garbage time. I love the hard foul. I actually thought it was a nice hard foul if that was me it would have just been a hard arm slap followed by a shove into the front row. I thought Collins actually took it easy just putting his arm semi around the neck and on the shoulder to not let smith leave the ground.

anonymous said...

rev, let me be a nazi and mention that the LOV headline could be centered too. just sayin.

and i wont rag on your eagles rant either.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

I'm gonna disagree with all ya and then head to my meeting and refuse to read your rebuttal comments.

Sure leaving the players might not have been very sportsman, but neither is intentionally fouling, and a coach ordering an intentional foul is far far worse than running up the score and show boating.

If Zeke doesnt want the score run up, then he needs to stop sucking. He dealt his hand and new he needs to play it or fold it, and stop wining and taking cheap shots.

whocares said...

Wait, did the Eagles play yesterday?

I guess I missed it.

anonymous said...

steve, thats not something that zeke had to "send in". any player would gladly think to hard foul someone. seriously, someone is attempting to out and out clown you, and you need to be told that u should feel embarrassed?

any player worth his weight in scroat wouldve fouled on a breakaway. those fouls happen whether the score is tied, or a 20 point difference. the foul wasnt even that bad to begin with. except we the foul-ee had to jump up and get in dude's face like he was actually gonna do something... fugazi all around.

anonymous said...

but i agree with one thing.. try not totally sucking and it shouldnt come to this.

thejaywhite said...

steve youre a pussy..theres nothing wrong with intentionally fouling..its part of the game just like its part of the game in hockey when a star gets hit and the coach sends a goon to go get the guy who hit the star....both acts have a penalty...intentional foul = free throws and get the ball back....fight = instigator gets an extra 2 minutes and possible ejection

its not like collins undercut smith and put his career in jeopardy

The Rev said...

Alright... let me respond.

"Can someone please explain to me the difference between DB's running commentary on the Hawks game last week that he got so (deservedly) ragged on for and the play by play of yesterday's Eagles' game?"

This is the difference... I really wasn't trying. I fully admit it was half-assed. I just felt like ranting during the game.

I knew I would get ragged on for it. That's exactly why I did it. I decided to stir it up.

Isiah Thomas said...

"I knew I would get ragged on for it. That's exactly why I did it. I decided to stir it up. "

Don't buy this for a second Rev, nice try though.

El Padrino said...

yea steve, agree sucking on home florr creates chances for intentioal fouling buut listen
like iam said, as a player, if your worth anything, you have to committ that foul.

espeacially, like i said, 2 min before the guy did like an NBA Jam dunk

anonymous said...

http://sports.espn.go.com/
nba/news/story?id=2700761

too lazy to link.

crappy article recapping the fight.

"Just as things appeared to be calming down, Anthony threw a hard punch that floored Collins, and New York's Jared Jeffries sprinted from the baseline toward halfcourt in an effort to get at Anthony, but was tackled by a Denver player."

nothing like embellishing the truth. a "hard punch" that "floored collins"? uh, yeah..

The Rev said...

When will you guys learn that I say and do things to set you up to rag on me?

It works, doesn't it?

The Rev said...

Isiah Thomas = John Chaney

Isiah Thomas said...

ahahahah nice try rev but the 84 comments and post with the now deleted "email me comments and I'll put them up" paints a different picture.

anonymous said...

was it NBA Jam standard or T.E.?

anonymous said...

and was he on fire..

El Padrino said...

dawkins is still the best safety in the league

El Padrino said...

it was like a 360

anonymous said...

there was desperation in his typing... we're not fooled. come on rev, it's ok. however, the hawks are totally worthless, and at least the Beagles have some sort of shot at the playoffs.

Isiah Thomas said...

Eli needs to be getting Mike Vick level criticism.

The Rev said...

Eh, think what you want. I don't give a rat's ass.

OK... maybe I wanted to shout like crazy last night. I was stoked.

Some people get drunk, I get geeked over an Eagles win. Either way, we all entertain.

El Padrino said...

i just watched the tape, it was not nba jam like but still nice
180 reverse

Knicks / Nuggets Brawl

temwr said...

Rev, they are just mad because their teams suck.

The Rev said...

Dawkins has actually lost a step. That's what makes games like yesterday so big for him. He still can create havoc.

Isiah Thomas said...

oh there's def some residual bitterness from the Skins sucking.

The Rev said...

You're right Tem.

Fuck y'all! My team is going to the playoffs.

El Padrino said...

any scores from yesterday that surprised people?

maybe like the Bears final
or Titans, redskins maybe

N ot
F un
L osing mad fucking money week in week out, cant wait til it's over thank god for bowl season statrting tomorrow, this shit is the biggest crapshoot in the world

Isiah Thomas said...

they had Chi/Tampa out here, turned it off when Chi was up big, checked some scores online and did a W-T-F when I saw the game was in OT.

rev - the minute the Eagles are eliminated from the playoffs you know the "Eagles suck" post is going up.

Isiah Thomas said...

rev is the new leader in the scarlett Z clubhouse, with consecutive comments reachings strings of 8 and 9.

El Padrino said...

playoffs?

rev just so you know
if they lose next week, dallas wins the divsion and then they have to win in Atlanta

temwr said...

Rev is setting the bar high on consecutive posts.

temwr said...

Apparently from some other thread though.

temwr said...

Vick had another good game so under the "1 step forward 2 step back rule" the next two games for him will be shitty.

temwr said...

OK I haven't read SP yet, but if he still has Brees listed ahead of LT in his MVP rankings I am going to go apeshit.

Isiah Thomas said...

100% chance Phill-These lose at Dallas this week.

temwr said...

If any team gets Cam Cameron as their head NFL coach they will go no better than 4-12. I'm just saying that now.

anonymous said...

zeke, i did that same thing with da bears.

and eli manning blows balls. it looks like he is the nfl equivalent of "learning a pitcher". now teams know how to make him suck, and he is doing an outstanding job of it.

El Padrino said...

gollum just asked me why they call icing, "icing"... cuz it has nothing to do with ice

god i hate him

Spaceman Spiff said...

in the 4th quarter, i feel a tap on my shoulder from my boss david neal. he says "after the game, get Brees on the phone, ask him how it feels to put up a season low in points on one of the worst pass defenses in the league"

who woulda thought teams might watch tape of the skins to beat the saints in the playoffs.

temwr said...

APESHIT! APESHIT! APESHIT! APESHIT! APESHIT! APESHIT! APESHIT! APESHIT! APESHIT! APESHIT! APESHIT! APESHIT! APESHIT! APESHIT! APESHIT!

temwr said...

I am geniunnely pissed off at SP.

thejaywhite said...

vick was huge this week..helped win me my fantasy for the week now im in the finals...also picking up the D against oakland last week was bigtime..and I already picked up KC v Oak this week

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Spaceman Spiff said...

SP: "8. New England (10-4). A 40-7 win would imply all is well in Patland. All is better. But 230 yards of offense? Against the league's 28th defense? Good thing the Pats had incredible field position all day."

if they had great field position all day, then they wouldnt be able to rack up yards, since their scoring drives would be short right? right?

temwr said...

Maybe Star and Francis would have actually hit someone.

anonymous said...

should you name your kid a name that your last name includes? cam cameron? mike mikerson? rudy rudyiskilli? smokey mcsmokerson?

temwr said...

SP is an idiot.

Spaceman Spiff said...

they ejected david lee because they ejected everyone playing at teh time, all 10 players on the court. only a minute left in a blowout so no need to sort out who was fighting and who wasnt, just ejected them all. some wont get suspended

temwr said...

Only Smokey McSmokerson.

Isiah Thomas said...

good call Spiff. And I hope SP hasn't Mushed the Suns.

Isiah Thomas said...

I think Cam Cameron was the OC in Washington during the Norv Turner era. Nuff said.

Isiah Thomas said...

God Shamgod?

Isiah Thomas said...

what OC wouldn't look good with LDT, Brees (now Rivers) and Gates?

Scarlett Z.

The Rev said...

"rev - the minute the Eagles are eliminated from the playoffs you know the "Eagles suck" post is going up"

Of course it is. And it will be highly entertaining.

ElP... for the record, if the Birds lose in Dallas, that Atlanta game is at the Linc, not in the dome. So we would at least have Atlanta at home.

And actually, two weeks ago I was writing off the Dallas game as a loss. Now... the Birds are playing with house money. Which is nice.

The Rev said...

BTW... get all the Rev shots in today because I will not be around much if at all tomorrow.

Boss is coming down from Jersey and we are moving furniture in the office. This ought to be fun.

El Padrino said...

right rev, at the linc

but if jints win out (vs. NO @ Wash) then I believe even if the Eagles win, Giants hold tiebreaker (better NFC record)

gotta look that up thought
not sure

Isiah Thomas said...

We regret to inform you, you failed the gender test

wth?

The Rev said...

Not really ElP.

Right now, if the Birds and gints win out, the Birds get a better division record.

We were both tied yesterday at 3-1 in division. Now, the Birds are 4-1 and the Gints are 3-2, while Dallas is 2-3.

I would have to look up conference.

The Rev said...

Conference...

Eagles 7-3
Gints 6-4

Isiah Thomas said...

rev, the Beagles ain't making the playoffs. And I'll pen a version of "eagles suck" once they're eliminated.

anonymous said...

dude looks like a lady. (nah-nah, nah-nah)

El Padrino said...

ok so if the giants win out

they are
8-4 NFC
4-2 division

if eagles lose to dallas but win vs. hotlanta they are:
8-4 NFC
4-2 division

then what?
points?

anonymous said...

a fight to the death between the Shockey brothers. this wont solve any problem, but it would just be nice to see.

Isiah Thomas said...

after div/conf records the next tie breaker is vagina size - Eli vs Garcia.

anonymous said...

garcias been around. TO blew him out, and being the Lions backup couldnt have helped. although Eli cant shave yet, that coupled with his whining, makes him basically female.

we're gonna have to contact the olympic committee and the Indian consulate. they know a thing or 2 about hermaphrodites.

The Rev said...

I can't top Zeke's comment. I even found that funny.

Actually, I think it goes to strength of schedule next based on opponents records.

However, if your scenario plays out, then chances are both the Eagles and Giants will be wild card teams. The tiebreaker would determine seeding more than who's in and who's out.

El Padrino said...

oh eli win's that one

*swallowing bottle of peroxide

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Not a big fun of Justin Temberlake but always cool, when people make fun of themselves. And one of the better SNL skits i've seen a shile.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

*while

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The Rev said...

Say what you will about Garcia, and believe me I have in my past. I never was a fan of his until now. And even now I find myself very leery of liking him.

But as far as any questions to vag size go, at least Jeff is married to a Playboy Playmate.

Even if it is a beard, it has to give him some cred over Eli.

jugdish said...

Rev...if you're watching your team make a playoff run, you should be slamming beers, not the keyboard!

El Padrino said...

jeff garcia married?
that's so proposterious

The Rev said...

"if you're watching your team make a playoff run, you should be slamming beers, not the keyboard!"

That's just the way it is in Philly. Even during a run to the playoffs, we are a little pissed off.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

good call rev, the playmate has to give the man some pull. But then, would that be all that hard if you where filthy rich. I mean, there not really anything more than high class/expensive hookers.

Now if he landed somebody like say, Adriana Lima then that would be enough to take him over the top.

The Rev said...

And he also married a Playboy Playmate who once got into a well-publicized bar fight with another chick in Cleveland over him.

And she was also a WWE Diva.

Then again... maybe he'd be better off with the high priced hooker.

The Rev said...

That timberlake spoof on SNL did make me laugh lots.

anonymous said...

that snl skit was pretty damn funny. JT is always actually pretty funny. i gained some respect when he dressed up as a chick one time, and totally bought into the joke.. he's actually pretty solid when he's on there.

The Rev said...

Jeff Garcia's wife

I say he might be better off with the high priced ho because if anything, I'm guessing Carmella is extremely high maintenance. Perhaps even a shade below Jackie Christie.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

wow she's gorgeous

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

and 12 years younger than him...hummm...I vote eli has the bigger vagina.

The Rev said...

I've never completely ruled out that she is some sort of beard for him.

However, the bar fight in Cleveland is very convincing.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

I just though of something else about being married to a playmate. You have to live the rest of your life (or at least the rest of the marriage) knowing that Hue Hefner get a piece of your wife.

El Padrino said...

piazza is married to a playmate

anonymous said...

the bitchslap method? snl came up with some funnies again? who knew..

The Rev said...

Never looked at it that way.

Hef and your wife getting busy... YEESH!

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Top 10 hottest athlete wives they left Eva off of it, yea there not married yet, but who gives a shit...they left Eva off of it.

The Rev said...

"piazza is married to a playmate"

See? It proves my point.

What better way to stop gay rumors around you than to buy yourself a Playmate wife?

I ain't sayin it's true or not. But it would be an effective method, no?

anonymous said...

that chick is insanely gorgeous, i dont care who nailed her.

anonymous said...

putting to rest gay rumors by marrying/banging a super hottie. where does that rank on the vengeance scale? with Garcia's wife, i'd give that a perfect 10.

The Rev said...

That list was 2004. Was Eva with Tony in 2004?

I'd take 6 of those women on the list over Eva personally.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

true that, i'd like to google her, but i'm affraid what would pop up with her being a playmate.

The Rev said...

where does that rank on the vengeance scale?

Not a 10, but at least in the high 8's.

The Rev said...

I think you know what would pop up.

The Rev said...

I think the term BOOOIIINNNNGGGG would apply.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Rev, how's that not a 10? If that's an 8, then what would you consider a 10?

The Rev said...

And suddenly, you'd be staring at your comp screen like Beavis and Butthead.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

What would ya need to do, move out of the country and marry two women taht look like that?

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

LOL, HeHeHe Dude HeHeHe

temwr said...

Playmate wife, but Hef gets to nail her 1st? I'll take that at least 95 times out of 100. Probably all 100, but I want to reserve some "no-go" spots just in case some retarded lady gets to be a playmate, or some sort of disease ridden one.

I'm guessing most playmates are pretty clean though, at least for a year or so after they get their PoTM award. Then all bets are off and they can get Hep C if they want.

The Rev said...

I'm not saying she's the 8 or 10, I'm only saying on the vengeance scale. That's what I was referring to. Whether marrying her to put to rest gay rumors ranks on that scale.

She is definitely a 10 in the looks.

The Rev said...

move out of the country and marry two women that look like that?

Oh, that would be a 10.7 on the Vengeance scale no doubt.

If you did that, you would rewrite the whole scale.

The Rev said...

They would name the scale after you then.

We would be calling it the Garcia scale.

The Rev said...

I did hear that she was a real bitch when she was doing the wrestling thing. That's why she's not doing that anymore.

Isiah Thomas said...

Carmelo got 15 games.

temwr said...

That list of 10 hottest wives can be completely revamped now. I'm not sure I leave any of them on there. Maybe Mrs. Woods.

Furthermore, you could pretty much replace them all with NASCAR wives. NASCAR wives are by far the hottest group of wives. If you are a NASCAR racer and younger than 35 then your wife/girlfriend is smokin' hot.

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The Rev said...

I'm willing to bet Vanessa Bryant still belongs on that list.

Anna Benson... she is dropping fast. Last time I saw her in a pic, she had tire marks on her ass.

temwr said...

I say that if in response to rumors that you are gay you:

1) marry a playmate of the year

2) who is also a WWE diva

3) who gets into bar fights with other hot chicks on your behalf

Then you are definitely at a 9 on the vengeance scale. In order to put it to a 10 you need to

4) knock her up or
5) make a sex tape

El Padrino said...

15 games sounds about right

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

wow, they dropped the hammer, and not just on melo.

temwr said...

Mrs. Mamba would probably make the list at number 9 or so.

Arod's wife would be gone, Anna Benson gone, Sheff's wife should have never been on it, and I am not sure Tyra is even married to an athlete now. Beckham might be off now too.

I'd be putting AJ Feeley's wife on there now. And Garcia's.

The Rev said...

And the Nuggets just became the front runners in the Iverson sweepstakes.

Gotta replace Melo for those 15 games somehow.

The Rev said...

AJ Feeley's wife, Heather Mitts... definitely.

The Eagles backup QB's get better hoochie than the rest of the world.

temwr said...

They were already the frontrunners weren't they?

The Rev said...

I wouldn't say front runners. Several teams have been back and forth.

But now, I'm guessing the Denver brass are hitting Billy King's speed dial as we speak.

jugdish said...

If you're Garcia...what do you during that bar fight? Do you even put down your drink?

thejaywhite said...

anna benson is not hot...shes so coked out

The Rev said...

"If you're Garcia...what do you during that bar fight? Do you even put down your drink?"

Remember Rodney Dangerfield in "Back To School" watching everyone else in the bar fight around him?

It's kinda like that.

temwr said...

You'd still do her though.

The Rev said...

Anna Benson is still hot when she has lots of makeup and airbrushing.

Without that, she's got nothing anymore.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Anna Benson is hot in that sluttly, ya sneak out in the middle of the night kinda way

and she's kinda a bitch

anonymous said...

that mid-scuffle front page pic on the WWL is great, btw.

El Padrino said...

fucking nate robinson
i cant wait til he's traded or dead

thejaywhite said...

benson is not hot..I have no attraction to girls with an over abundance of tattoos

El Padrino said...

and melo just opened up a youth program thing in baltimore

way to go "role model"

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

lesson 1 Kids: "How to sucker punch and then run like a bitch"

anonymous said...

and: AP Photo/Frank Franklin II.

nice!

El Padrino said...

anna benson

i'd fuck her in the mouth
and tits

she would love it

anonymous said...

lesson no 2: how to kill a snitch.

temwr said...

Frank Franklin II, classic.

anonymous said...

EP, tell us what you really think...

Isiah Thomas said...

The world is safe for english whore's once again

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

god bless those English detectives, they did the world a good justice.

anonymous said...

myspace. they found his myspace page.

wtf.

El Padrino said...

myspace is taking over the world

temwr said...

Random question for the Rev or anyone from Philly.

Where is Downington, PA and is it different than Downingtown, PA?

temwr said...

Or are they the same town and people just spell it wrong half the time?

anonymous said...

hey ElP, i thought of you this past weekend, and here's why...

i went to rent some flicks and picked up
El Padrino: The Latin Godfather
. figured hey, Blow was good, so hopefully this thing will be interesting.

WRONG.

unfortunately, the lead character is a *white dood* who kinda looked like sean astin from LoTR. while this is no rag on you, i was just saddened to pick up such a crap flick with your namesake.

(editor's note: i was not of "sound mind" at the time, and all 3 flicks i got were crap.)

El Padrino said...

iam i did not approved of that movie realese...in fact when they asked me to sign off on it I said no way, this is crap, dont you know who i am!!! dammit I'm El Padrino! Get this garbage out of my face!! NOW!

The Rev said...

Downington I believe is a misspelling of Downingtown. I could be wrong.

Downingtown is in Chester County, about 45 minutes west of Philly. Not far from me, but a little bit of a hike.

anonymous said...

EP, i did my part, and scuffed the disc on the ground before i returned it. i have hopefully spared at least one person from viewing it.

seriously, the fat hobbit as a quasi-latino?

El Padrino said...

horrible
good job on the scrape

Spiff: you there?
what do you think bout tonight
over 55????
colts -3

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

yea, Iam, that sounds like a tough sell.

anonymous said...

it looked like a solid flick while i was smoked out..

i had the equivalent of beer goggles on, apparently.

THE CHAMP. said...

DAMMIT ZEKE. Thanks.....

I taped survivor last night.

temwr said...

Downington is a small little place to the NW of Pittsburgh.

However, apartments.com lists a place in Downington, PA that is really in Downingtown. i.e. its near Philly, which is what I wanted and not near Pitts, which is not what I want.

This took me too long to figure out and really fucks with my work.

El Padrino said...

you said "taped"

that's funny champ

temwr said...

i meant NE not NW

temwr said...

I still tape things, we don't have tivo or dvr.

ebntx said...

can we induct that ho killer from england into the lov? his nickname was "the bishop."

THE CHAMP. said...

that's right taped. that's not a misprint. i aints gots the tivo. even though i work at a company that sells terrabyte size dvrs

El Padrino said...

put it on the xmas list
vcr's are like beepers

El Padrino said...

ok Freak, cleared to go, be first on line, i dare you

temwr said...

Now tell me about Westtown Township near Philly. Or something like that.

El Padrino said...

tem , where u goin

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

"it looked like a solid flick while i was smoked out.."

that's why i always stick to the classics...Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Sin City, Snatch, Momento, Good Fellas etc. etc. etc.

temwr said...

Not going anywhere. I work for an apartment developer and I am doing up a couple financial models for possible apartments in those towns. But I know nothing about them and need to figure out things like Real Estate tax and what not.

Knowing where they are helps me out a bit.

temwr said...

I think I got this Westtown Township figured out.

I don't like it when they have town in their name. It messes up search engines and I never know if it is West Town or westtown or westown or weston or westton...

The Rev said...

Westtown Township is right next to West Chester, PA. It's about a half hour west of Philly. Real estate wise, that area has been on the upswing for years.

temwr said...

OK thanks, I am all set now.

Back to the regularly scheduled programming.

El Padrino said...

tem's building casinos in pa

anonymous said...

yeah steve, got all those in the library already.. i had my free passes for rentals, so something had to dun be gotten.

unfortunately, i struck out.

anonymous said...

rev, can u deal cards? or maybe introduce local acts to the bar crowd? we might have a job lined up for you...

whocares said...

Could there be a 34-31 shootout tonight? I thought about taking the under, but as soon as I do it will be 21-17 after the first quarter and a half. Why do I gamble.

temwr said...

All signs point to the over.

El Padrino said...

55 or 56 is high
i'd say over but i've been a mush lately

i belong in the closet

temwr said...

SG chat started 50 mins ago.

Totally missed that.

Spaceman Spiff said...

shit, im on the bengals/under parlay. i would still go under if i had the colts. marvin lewis isnt dumb right, hell play ball ocntrol and take shots when applicable, limiting indys possessions. bengals been playing good D lately, whileindy has scored like 17 max the past few weeks.

temwr said...

BEngals have been playing good D lately and I need the Bengals offense to score a lot in my $$ fantasy league. So I lied, all signs don't point to the over.

I'd still take the over though. The Colts are due for a big offensive game and the Colts D sucks.

El Padrino said...

i'm in the super bowl in my fantasy

i'm down by 30
got housh and harrison going tonight, could happen

temwr said...

Conf Finals for me. I am down 30.

I have Rudi, Chad, Carson, Marvin.

He has Peyton and some DL for the Colts.

It should be close.

NOTE: I took over the team from a huge Bengals fan which explains all the Bengals.

anonymous said...

tem, can u recap the chat for us?

u can leave out the red sox stuff about china-man-dan. it'll save u alot of time.

Spaceman Spiff said...

nate robinson looks like 50 cent in that brawl photo

whocares said...

Just scanned the whole chat. So far it's nothing but questions about the NBA fight. The first five could've covered it, but he's like twenty questions in and still on that topic. God he sucks.

whocares said...

Nevermind. I didnt realize that was ALL he was going to talk about in the chat. Isnt this the same guy who hates all of the sensationalism in the media? And two days after the fight he holds an emergency chat to discuss. Simmons is slipping slowly off of my Christmas card list.

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