Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Philadelphia Held Hostage... Day 5

They said they wanted to have a trade done yesterday. They did not get one done.

So now, the city of Philadelphia, or at least the ones who still care about our basketball team, get to sit and wait. Sixers fans are being held hostage while they wait for the other shoe to drop.

Allen Iverson now has not only apparently said he does not want to go to Charlotte, he now has apparently made it clear that Northern California is not to his liking either. So no go for Sacramento or Golden State.

He apparently does want to go to Indiana, Denver, Boston, or Minnesota. So we got that going for us. Which is nice.

No, he doesn't have a no trade clause. But it seems that his simple dislike of going to a team is enough to get a trade killed on the grapevine. Some teams just don't want to deal with his griping.

Everything that people used to tell me about him is finally coming true. And it's not like I didn't believe them when they said he would eventually kill this team. But each time something came up in the past, it would eventually be solved and put away. Then he would go out on the court and amaze us with his play again. It happened so many times in the past.

This time it's really happening for good. And I just want it to be over with so I can see what the new look Sixers will look like.

Because I'll tell you this right now... the Sixers current look with Chris Webber leading the charge is not looking good to me. I'd rather watch the Knicks and Celtics play than this Sixers team right now. And that's pretty sad.

Alright... I promised myself this would not be a totally Philly column. So let me grab a few more headlines...

- So the Dallas Cowboys' new $1 billion stadium will apparently keep the hole in the roof, but it will add in a retractable closing for that hole if needed. That was the big news out of Big D.

So when they announced the stadium design yesterday at a press conference, they showed a video to those assembled comparing the new stadium to such architectural wonders as the Egyptian Pyramids and the Colisseum in Rome.

Jesus H Christ... could that team be more full of themselves? Next thing you know, Jerry Jones will start asking people to refer to him as Napoleon.

- So after paying $51.1 million just to talk to the guy, the Red Sox go in and low ball Daisuke Matsuzaka. They're offering $8 million a year for 6 years while agent/asshat Scott Boras is trying to get $11 million a year for 6 years.

Now, we can have the debate whether this guy is worth $11 million a year, and I might be inclined to see both sides of any argument. We don't know what he's really worth yet. But I also look at it this way... if you're willing to throw 50 million plus up front just to get in the door, now is not the time to play cheap.

The Red Sox think the $51.1 million should be taken into consideration for a lower deal. But not one dollar of that is going to the player. So it really shouldn't.

Yeah, maybe I'm defending an overly greedy player, or maybe more of an overly greedy agent when the pitcher in question hasn't done one thing in MLB. But I look at it this way too... Gil Meche got $11 million a year for 5 years in this market at age 28, and he never won more than 15 games and had two years with an ERA over 5. Ted Lilly got $10 million a year for 4 years at age 30, and he's a career .500 pitcher with an ERA lifetime at 4.60.

Datsuzaka is 26. He obviously has big-time ability if you're giving up that much money just to talk to him. I think he's probably worth more than Lilly or Meche.

Why go through all of this if you were going to low ball him?

The Red Sox will look like the biggest asshats of the year if they don't sign him.

Of course, Scott Boras is the same guy who convinced the Rangers that Chan Ho Park was worth $65 million over 5 years. So maybe I see the Red Sox's point.

That's all I got. I think it's a B- at least.

170 comments:

anonymous said...

why would Boras want a 6 year deal? i thought the best option was like a 2 yr deal, then absolute free agency... i thought that's what they were shooting for first?

6 yrs, 11 mill=66 mill. i guess i can see the logic in that scenario too though...

anonymous said...

iverson, go to MN, you and garnett would be sweet.

too bad minny has shit to offer and he'll probably end up in shitty indiana. i guess youll have a 2nd-rate KG there in O'neal.. so if thats what you want...

ebntx said...

why would ai want to go to the c's and stay in the atlantic? isnt that conference just shit right now and just fighting for who gets knocked out in the 1st round?

The Rev said...

Indiana and Boston have much more to offer Philly. I don't think Minny has as much to offer.

And apparently they won't trade him to Boston unless Jefferson or Green is involved.

anonymous said...

http://sports.espn.go.com/
nfl/news/story?id=2696023

joey porter bitching our kellen winslow. eat me on the link.

The Rev said...

The Atlantic is complete shit right now.

But Boston with AI would be the team that could turn it around fastest in that division.

Plus, it would give AI more opportunities to play the Sixers. You know he would love that now.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

The Poly Shore thing was staged

The Rev said...

By the way... I think the Shanoff bowl pool has to be done. We have to enter our best guys in it. Just for the opportunity to get an LOV post on the front page of that blog would be so sweet.

But then again, I'm sure he would have final editing say on that posting.

ebntx said...

logos

original

new

sorry rev couldnt make the cigar work.

anonymous said...

espnews bottom line for most of the evening last night.. "jennings traded to Astros".

whoTF is that...

i read the story now.. but seriously, does jason jennings being traded really qualify as "breaking news"?

anonymous said...

me love new logo long time.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

no doubt on DS contest, we send everybody, not just the best. Like for me, I'll let one of you guys make my pics for me, then I'll submit. And so on and so forth.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

nice eb, sweet touch with the names on teh bullets

anonymous said...

should i just start writing my hateful, spiteful, diatribe now then?

cause we're gonna take this bitch.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Hellllzzz Yea

Tyler said...

Shirley chat today at 4pm ET. I don't know how/why he's doing weekly chats now, who does he think he is, Marc Stein?

The Rev said...

I still think you could make the cigar work.

Put the gun and bottle on a table, then fit in an ashtray next to them on the table with the smoking cigar.

And you know what... maybe I'm into self promotion, but I don't think we should have those initials on the bullets. In fact, I think one bullet should say "Zeke", one should say "Iam", one should say "ElP", etc.

As if sonsofkc is the gun, and we who write are the bullets for the gun.

And it doesn't have to be the front page contributors on the bullets. Make one bullet Temwr, one Beth, one TJW, etc.

I think you're on the right path. And I don't think I should be a bullet. I want "Rev" to be on the cigar band.

ebntx said...

the whole idea with the bullets, is "you have a bullet with your name on it." i dont think naming them after our contributors or readers works unless you are seeking power and are willing to take others out who might affect your rule. ha.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

I was looking at the bullets differently, as in who they where inteded for. Ya know..."This one has your name it"

Martin VanNostrand said...

EB - nice work, has more of a GUN look to it than GTA. I like.

I think Scott putting the ouche in douche Boras (thanks whoever brought us that line) gets and extra 1.8 mil in his pocket if Dice K signs an 11/6 contract.

I say we all enter the Shanoff contest. As long as one of us wins the Furious 5 can come up with a post for the winner to put up.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

*intended

ebntx said...

fuck! i just found out that my cable provider will not air the cowboys game sat. time warner and nfl network are under contract disputes and both suck.

Steve said...

I just think the logo ought to promote us, and not them.

But that's just me.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

ahhhh, my head exploded

Steve said...

MV...

where did you get the profile photo? It's genius!

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

oh shit, that's the reb, there is plain steve that post on DS blog too....another closet DS boy!!!!!!

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

*the rev

Martin VanNostrand said...

What's up mound? We know you're in the shadow's out there.

Isiah Thomas said...

EB - like the new logo, good work.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Faker Steve - there's a link to it on my blizzy

The Rev said...

Actually, yes that was me. But no, I don't use it to post on DS blog.

I actually never use it. I had issues with posting on blogger beta at Los' blog. I tried to remember my alternate name. But I came up with this one instead. It somehow posted here.

The Rev said...

I set that up a long time ago, and forgot about it.

But I couldn't post under the Rev at Los' blog for some reason, so I tried an alternate sign in. It carried over to here somehow.

The Rev said...

Now I see how Zeke screwed up. It's easier than I thought.

anonymous said...

all signed up for the pick em. look for the hater to ascend the ranks (or finish dead last).

for MVN's sign...

http://www.churchsigngenerator.com

i put one on my blog too. church is in session, buuuuh-itch.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Props to Duke Steve and his mystery solving skillz.

Rev - on that link you can generate your own church signs. Thay have a few different types to choose from. Funny stuff.

anonymous said...

yeah, Los' blog is screwed.. what up with that? i cant post shit.

The Rev said...

I usually can post on other blogger beta blogs, but I can't post at Los'.

And I remember I tried to set up a second account with blogger beta, and forgot that log in. That's how I wound up signing in as "Steve". I inadvertently remembered an old login I had.

I also have an account set up as revsmokinsteve.blogspot.com, and I've totally forgotten how to get to it.

I'm a confused man.

whocares said...

What happened to the simpler times of just one profile?

The Rev said...

When blogger beta came about, they tried to get you to sign up as a new user.

I did it, but for some reason it was screwed up in the beginning. So I abandoned it.

That's why I have alternate logins floating around that go unused, but apprently until now by accident.

anonymous said...

poops hands it is then.

Jay Scott said...

props for the caddie shack reference

The Rev said...

Someone caught the Caddyshack reference.

Good work, Jay.

by the way... what is the name of the LOV bowl pick game? I'm looking for it. I just entered Shanoff's and figured I'd get in on LOV too.

Spaceman Spiff said...

SG iverson article up, no tem this week right, so you might have to read it

ToddPacker said...

I'll wait for tem to come back

rev, i think you need to email jfreak so he can invite you into the bowl pick'em

anonymous said...

i second waiting for tem. i dont have the brain cells to spare.

jugdish said...

Red Sox might have got the Japanese pitcher...they are all heading to Boston for the physical.

ebntx said...

back from an early lunch. trying to accomodate the good rev now with the cigar.

The Rev said...

Well, I had to read SG on Iverson. It was one of those must reads for me.

It actually made me a little verklempt.

I'm sorry. I'm not taking this whole Iverson thing very well. As much baggage as he has which I know is a bad thing, I'm gonna miss him. Everything SG said about him in that article is something I have felt about AI over the years I have watched him.

Even though I know why he has to go, it's hard for me to see a guy leave when I went to his first NBA game in person. When I saw him drop 47 on the Celtics in the Fleet Center to set the building record. When I saw him last year spearhead a win over Kobe and the Lakers. When I've met the man and got an autograph in his rookie year.

Even when I saw him drinking in a local establishment in which I was drinking in (which gave me one of my classic lines, "I once had a beer with Allen Iverson... OK, it was more like 'near' Allen Iverson.").

Hell, I've seen Allen Iverson waiting in a car for his friend to pick up some ribs at a Famous Dave's across the street from my own apartment. That happened earlier this year. It damn near blew my mind. I'm driving past, I look over, and hey, there's Allen Iverson. And he gave me a nod. It wasn't much, but it was a nod.

This guy isn't just a basketball player I've seen on TV. He's one of us. And he's going to help someone else win. I know it.

anonymous said...

sniffle?

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

what the hell is "verklempt"?

ebntx said...

for you rev.

cigar

the label didnt work. trying to keep proportion you couldnt make out the name. let me know.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Famous Dave's - I have not been overly impressed with them.

Martin VanNostrand said...

steve - overcome with emotion

Martin VanNostrand said...

coffee talk reference

Isiah Thomas said...

rev - WWSD?

What would Sonny Do?

He'd tell you Iverson doesn't GAF about you. He'd tell you Iverson doesn't pay your bills.....

whocares said...

Come back from lunch and the rev gets all personal with The Answer. Now I feel bad about him leaving...

The Rev said...

Famous Dave's was pretty good.

There's much better BBQ out there, but for what they are they're good.

The Rev said...

You're right. Iverson probably DGAF about me. He don't pay my bills.

I just don't want to see him go elsewhere and win a title. I have a bad feeling about that.

Isiah Thomas said...

I think you're emotionally cheating with us by not telling AI yourself.

ToddPacker said...

AI is nothing but trouble, you should be happy to see him go

The Rev said...

And even though I got love for the man, I know AI can be an asshole.

Case in point... and this is an insider story exclusive to LOV.

The watering hole where I saw him drinking was a Houlihans that is in the same building as my workplace where I do the traffic reports. We could see out the window, and see his Bentley parked outside the Houlihans, and he always parked in the fire lane. That's how we knew if AI was in the house or not.

But even worse... the reason he started hanging out at the Houlihans is because he and his boys were banned from the TGI Friday's across the street. The management kicked his ass out of Friday's and told him they didn't want his business.

You have to be a real asshole to get banned from a Friday's.

The Rev said...

I don't know what he did to get kicked out. I think he was just being a drunk beligerent ass, or one of his boys was.

But it had to be bad if you don't want him in your restaurant.

The Rev said...

And what did AI do when he went to Houlihans?

I saw him there about three times. And each time it was the same thing.

He would sit at the corner of the bar drinking Coronas, his boys would stand around him in a little protective shell drinking with him, and he would sit there playing video poker on the touch screen game at the bar. That's all he ever did when I saw him.

Exciting, eh?

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!!!

They shouldn't be fining him, or making him do community service...the man is a hero. He's one of the greatest Americans alive, nah, THE greatest american alive. He deserves an award and our undying gratitude.

This needs to be added to the "fuckin oprah has ruined the world" book.

whocares said...

Maybe he grabbed a piece of flare off of one of the waitresses at Friday's. That's a big no-no.

Beth82678 said...

Hey, I'd welcome AI grabbing a piece of my "flare" when I'm working. I figure the settlement would get me a Bentley to match his.

The Rev said...

Really...

this is a man who could command the VIP section of any club he goes to. And he does.

But he gets kicked out of Fridays for life.

WTF, at least level 2.

The Rev said...

Girls Gone Wild...

Yes, he has brought a lot of joy to many people. he should be commended.

But at the same time... geez man, can't you find a better way to monitor the girls' ages besides, "So, how old are you? Close enough."

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Did that make any headlines in Phily Rev, or is kinda like a local urban legend?

The Rev said...

The girls lied about their ages while drinking on spring break... gee what a shock.

The Rev said...

He made headlines for parking his car in the fire lane a few times as well as handicapped spots. Some local columnists didn't like him for doing that.

The Friday's story... I do remember it getting mentioned in a gossip column. But it was a small mention and not a big deal. I guess whatever he did wasn't that big a deal to anyone except the manager. It took on more of a local legend status among those of us who worked near the Fridays and occasionally hung out in the area.

The Rev said...

Matsuzaka may be close to a deal

The Rev said...

BTW... I think the LOV logo is coming along better.

You don't have to put smokin on the ashtray though. That can go.

anonymous said...

GGW - whatever happened to personal responsibility?

The Rev said...

We need as many vices in the LOV logo as possible.

Drinking... check
Violence... check
Smoking... check

I don't think there's room for babes and gambling, is there?

anonymous said...

blasphemy! there is always room for babes and gambling.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...
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The Rev said...

It was a rhetorical question.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

in fact, I'm deleting my comment so that there is less of chance my eyes catch that horrible horrible phrase as I'm scrolling down.

ebntx said...

"babes and gambling"

got it, will try and fit those in there somewhere.

so did we decide do we want to get rid of the names on the bullets? lov vote. rev keep the count and give me the verdict as i am preparing.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

keep the names

The Rev said...

I think the names should be different.

But I'm not against keeping them.

I'll pull an Ohio state and refrain from voting.

The Rev said...

I do think the "smokin" on the ashtray is unnecessary though.

ebntx said...

i like it. it is an indirect reference to you but not specific.

The Rev said...

Gambling suggestion... perhaps some scattered cash and poker chips on the floor.

Babes suggestion... crumpled up bra or g-string on the floor.

The Rev said...

I just think there should be references to more people than just me.

ebntx said...

the gambling?

cards, dice, slots? anything else?

Martin VanNostrand said...

"I think you're emotionally cheating with us by not telling AI yourself"

Too funny! A great quote to return from lunch to.

anonymous said...

yeah that was a quality quote there.

i 2nd at least a pair of panties hanging off something..

bullets.. eh.. i guess we either have a bitter vendetta towards a few people (their names on em), or we ourselves have the bullets as in "we'll still kill you, but this time we'll leave our mark". maybe like a hater's calling card?

or how about a large mural painted in my honor? let's get this discussion back to "how will you incorporate ME, screw everyone else".

ebntx said...

iam, i think the violence angle includes you

ebntx said...

and with that here you go bitches. sorry no panties, the women thats for el padrino.

lov

The Rev said...

That quote did bring out a snicker in me.

The Rev said...

CUT... PRINT IT!

We have a logo!

Isiah Thomas said...

good work again eb, can you put the sonsofkc facing the right way? And SP has two bullets, I know he's a fatty but label one SG, maybe?

Isiah Thomas said...

maybe put a pile of dog doo in the background with a skunk and ATL hawks logo sticking out from it? Too much?

The Rev said...

I believe the sp you refer to is actually ds for Shanoff.

Upside down, it would look like a sp

Isiah Thomas said...

good call rev, I'm a moron.

Isiah Thomas said...

and the headlines on the mag are spanish all but one that reads "NEONAZI"

The Rev said...

I'm gonna try putting it up on the front page to see how it looks.

The Rev said...

OK.. it's a little too big.

I'm going to plan B.

The Rev said...

It's at the bottom of the page for now.

I think it needs to be 1/4 it's original size at least.

ebntx said...

i can fix the sonsofkc and post smaller.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

rev, don't you have access to the html? just adjust the pic size

anonymous said...

we need a LOV page header. i would 'shop one, but i dont know where to place it (in the html).

The Rev said...

I'm not sure how to adjust from this end. I can put the IMG SRC tag in, but I don't know how to shrink it.

I think I can get a header in through an IMG SRC tag. If you want to make it, Iam, let me know.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

src="LOV.jpg" width="10%" height="10%">



you put width and height in the end of the tag like so, just make sure you keep it in proportion so it doesn't look all fucked up

Martin VanNostrand said...

"IMG SRC"

be sure to check the skenewter valve

The Rev said...

Giving it a shot.

Stand by.

ebntx said...

fixed and reposted smaller

done

Jay Scott said...

i made a slight color revision to the logo if anybody wants to take a look, who do i email it to?

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

jay post it, so we can all see

anonymous said...

ok, so if you want to throw a request out for a banner/header, then do it now..

color scheme, what it should say, font, etc. throw me a general direction and we'll see where it goes.

most likely i'll read your suggestions and just do what i want anyways, but u can still throw your vote out...

Isiah Thomas said...

anyone having luck at PGS chat?

Jay Scott said...

http://www.flickr.com/
photo_zoom.gne?id=
321622703&size=o

Jay Scott said...

someone can link that mug up for me

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Lazy Ass

Jay Scott said...

yep, pretty much, can't really argue with that

whocares said...

jay,

Arent you in the military? Not a good sign when you of all people are being lazy.

Jay Scott said...

i don't start active duty till Jan 5th, been reserves for the past 6 months. my already minimal posting will pretty much disappear after that. but yeah, that can't be a good thing, i'll have to change.

Martin VanNostrand said...

If you don't have time to link because you are protecting our country and it's interests then I gotz no prob with that Jay.

anonymous said...

whats a proper header size anyways?

Jay Scott said...

well, i don't start the whole protecting part until January. i haven't done anything yet, but i'll be sure to use that as my excuse in the future

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

my suggestion iam is that you don't make it look like LOV is a 3rd grade classroom



just saying

Isiah Thomas said...

these PGS questions are god awful.

Isiah Thomas said...

jay scott - so you've got the whole "happy birthday dear jesus" march coming up in the barracks in a few weeks? I expect a full report back to LOV.

anonymous said...

i'll rock photoshop, not ms paint.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

hey rev, not to be an anal bastard but you can make the logo a bit larger now, at least big enough to match the width of the credit and to put the power blogger underneath it. also, right after the img statement add a "< HR >" to draw a line and separate the two

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

that's without the quotes are spaces

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

*and

The Rev said...

I'm trying.

It's funny. If I put the height and width at 99%, it goes to the current size on the page. But if I take it out, it goes to full size and drops it all on the bottom of the page.

I took out the power blogger logo. I don't think it's necessary.

I'm gonna tinker again.

The Rev said...

That's the biggest I can get it on the sidebar without it screwing up the page.

I also moved it up above the links.

The Rev said...

Only thing is I can't read the bullets.

The Rev said...

We need one of those church signs at the top of the page.

anonymous said...

Rev, i say we post the bigger version over at the LOG site, and leave yours how it is. looks solid.

The Rev said...

Sounds good.

I just posted a church sign pic on the front page.

you can get those as magnets or stickers for a few bucks.

Isiah Thomas said...

good work Rev

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I suck.

anonymous said...

nicely done

Martin VanNostrand said...

aw man, Rev deleted the other hottness and my sweet Holy birth reference.

The Rev said...

I put a new one up. I managed to fit Freak in there.

Repost your reference.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

New Church Sign with all 5 contirubtors

The Rev said...

I like the one I just put up with all 5.

It rhymes at the end.

Isiah Thomas said...

where the hell has Spiff been all day?

Isiah Thomas said...

same with TP....

Spaceman Spiff said...

been deciding all day whether i should risk betting against the suns to cover, again. i think ive lost 3 times already. im trying to avoid their games altogether

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Spiff, how's GUN coming along?

Spaceman Spiff said...

should be receiving it today or tomorrow

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

That's my man

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I thought Simmons was pretty good today.

I also just laughed out loud at our logo. That shit's nice.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

How does Darko not play more minutes than Tony Battie?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm drinking Mad Dog 20/20. Blue Raspberry "Bling Bling" edition.

Isiah Thomas said...

I hope Spiff didn't put money on that, up 25 and only win by 10...yikes.

And Marion's postgame interview was a thing of beauty.

The Rev said...

Mad Dog 20/20?

Wow... you must have had a few bottles of Night Train and Thunderbird in your day.

temwr said...

Fuck it, the half drunk...ok 9/10 drunk tem running SG diary goes here...I am sure to make an F- rating toniught.

9:43 - NOt a mag article. Thanks be to God.

9;43 - Maybe I am 10/10 drunk

9:44 - SG topic Allen Iverson. Seemes relevant

9:44 - Sg wants to watch these teams:
CELTS, CAVS, SUNS, SPURS, MAVS, LAKERS, MIAMI, MINNESOTA, PHILLY

9:45 - SG calls wage the closest thing to MJ since MJ...seems redundant. Can't he just say the closest thing to MJ? These are things I think of when drunk. I am a dork.

9:46 - I think SG just said AIs temmates suck, but AI is a good sport about it and still tries....duh.

9:46 - SG sais AI = Emmit Smith. I guess AI can dance. I dont know.

9:47 - SG makes a Keyser Sose reference. I guess AI is like some sort of movie character who is way cool but pretends to be a gimp.

9:49 - SG says GFACT: Iverson has played with only 2 all-stars. He makes this sound like this means IVerson must be awesome...I always thought great players make other players great. Shouldnt he have played with more??

9:50 - SG says some other reasons why the Sixers suck. Rev nods his head in agreement and we all move on.

9:51 - SG starts talking about what you get when you trade FOR Iversons...among those things is the person who pushed NBA into the hip hop era...Really? I don't even know what to say to a person who says one single person pushed the entire NBA into the hip hop era....I'm sure nobody ever heard of hip hop before until AI was like "hey yall listen to this shiznit"

9:52 - SG slobs more of Iversons knob

9:53 - SG rips Billy King for not taking Boozer and Boston's 1st round pick last year for AI...yet says AI is awesome...shouldn't awesome be greater than Boozer + draft pick????????????

9:54 - SG says AI there will never be another AI. I guess not unless someone else comes along with those same initials. Others who there will never be another of:

Bird + Magic - I guess because NBA players wear condoms now

Mokeski - Who? Sorry I really dont know this name. SG thinks I should, but I don;t

and some other dudes. Nobody important. Rev is mad because I didn't mention that SG mentioned Barkley.

Oddly SG doesn't mention Jordan here. Or Lebron. SG can suck my balls.

9:57 - AI = Bo Jackson. I guess minus the belibating hip injury.

9:58 - SG takes San from SH takes SEA for the Thursday game.

9:59 - blah blah here is who could have iverson. NY, MIN, Celts Clippers.

10:00 - I have drunk, drank/? A lot of Stella tonight. Ow I am drinking Hoegaarden. Because I wish I was in a garnden of hos. Actually I wish I was with a bunch of Nymphs. Hoegaarden is the right spelling, I had to go back and write the extra A. Fuck the other spelling errors.

10:01 - SG says he is excited about the AI trade because he is going to be rejuventanted.

THE END.

I hope drunk running diary was good enough because thats what you get.

temwr said...

because AI is going to rejuvenated not the SG.

that is all the clarification I will make. you figure the rest out.

temwr said...

Lindsay Davenport got knocked up and is done with tennis.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Good enough for me.

temwr said...

10:12 - I think I totally made up that Boozer comment. That doesnt seem to be in there at all and doesn't even make sense.

The lesson as first learned now: never listen to me when I am drunk.

temwr said...

meiz is awesome because he saved me from 4 in a row. which is like some sort of scarlett letter now.

temwr said...

10:14 - I found the Boozer thing. I didn't make it up. I am THE TURHT.

"King even choked last summer when he could have landed Carlos Boozer and Boston's No. 7 pick for Iverson"

This must have been some sort of 3 way deal. I hear King is wary of the 3 way unless it involes 3 dudes.

ToddPacker said...

nice work TEM

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I just pulled 4 in a row, before.

The Rev said...

That has to be the most awesome running diary ever.

Only because it mentions me twice.

ToddPacker said...

"SG can suck my balls"

best line of the TEM SG running diary:

Isiah Thomas said...

I think the mis-spellings add to the greatness of the article.

Great work Tem.

Isiah Thomas said...

BGHD is fucking great tonight.

Isiah Thomas said...

the lead story on the news out here is when to take an aspirin when you have a headache.....W...T....F?

Spaceman Spiff said...

i didnt bet on the suns game, but i was deciding whether or not to bet against them, as in bet against them or not bet at all. no matter, won big on the wizards who love the home court

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Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Boston.com actualy put up a link tracking Daisuke's plane flight

I we bit stupid

I will now start hating on the Sawx, go Yankees

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