Wednesday, December 06, 2006

New Hotness

- Frst of all, let me be the first to say that the NFL is being a bunch of dicks.

Hollis Thomas suspended for asthma medication.

Even after a note from a doctor saying he has to take an inhaled steroid for his asthma is brought out to a hearing, the league looked at it, nodded it's collective head at it, and still suspended him anyway.

Really, I can't stress this enough. The NFL needs a big collective ball dip on this one. The man needs medication to function. And you're going to suspend him for that? What a collection of douchebags.

Next thing they'll tell me is that you can't dance in the endzone with the ball.

- You know, I like the Red Sox a lot. I really do.

But now that they've signed JD Drew, it's going to be a little harder for me to like them. JD Drew is an ass.

And now that they overpaid for Julio Lugo, they're looking more and more like teams that overpay for players like the Mets and Orioles.

And if they lose Manny Ramirez, David Ortiz will be walked 346 times this season.

I think Theo Epstein has lost his mind.

- Somewhat of a WTH, mild level 1...

Let's just say I won't be eating at any Taco Bells in the Philly area for a while.

- I'm still spent from the Monday night game. I can't tell you how awesome that was to experience live. I'll throw out one more story here.

Yeah, we booed a lot. Or at least my fellow fans did. I'm one of the few Philly fans that reserves my boos for the other team. However, I do like throwing out witty insults to my own team after things go wrong.

Case in point... I don't know how many of you remember the play where Brian Westbrook suddenly lined up at QB with the Eagles having a first down at the Carolina 12. It was after a big play, and we were all stoked. Then someone yells in my section, "Holy shit! Westbrook is in at QB!"

We all get excited. Something big is about to happen, we think.

Then Westbrook takes the shotgun snap, and runs... for one yard.

Everyone in my section went into dumbfounded silence. But I remember yelling out loud, "What the hell was that for?" I'm pretty sure the whole section heard me. I was that loud.

Really... you put in Westbrook as the QB in a shotgun, you expect something different than a one yard run. What is the point?

I cracked up everyone within a few rows of me when I yelled out seconds later... "Hey Andy, I'm available to quarterback the next play if you want."

I think if you saw me, you would appreciate the irony and humor of that statement. But you had to be there for the timing.

That's all I got. Rev... OUT!

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Isiah Thomas said...

I didn't get that play either Rev. Why not bust out some serious tomfoolery with Westbrook at QB instead of a run up the middle?

Spaceman Spiff said...

zeke, to replace that ms paint drawing

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Isiah Thomas said...

nice work spiff, I'm going to keep my current pic up for a bit though. I like the crudeness of my work of art. It adds to the deepness of the message.

The Rev said...

That play really dumbfounded us.

The only think I can think of is that maybe Reid thought if he busted out ovbvious trickery, the defense wouldn't expect a run up the middle.

Either way, it was silly.

Sorry I didn't warn you I was writing. I should have posted a note. We could use your hate tomorrow.

The Rev said...

*obvious trickery

ToddPacker said...

zeke

nice ms paint....maybe someday you will get over your conference envy.

ToddPacker said...

by the way i'm stayin in some dump in downtown phx...i think it's called the Hotel San Carlos...Ever been there or driven by?

Isiah Thomas said...

Looks like its close to the ballparks downtown. Overall downtown is not a good area and doesn't feel much like a downtown.

In the few times that I've been down there to catch a game I've never seen that hotel and can't comment on what's around it.

I'll say this, whenever I get off highway for the stadium exit I'll hit the lock door on my car. When you see the bars on the house windows its usually a good preventative measure.

Isiah Thomas said...

but that area is close to the highway somewhat so its got that going for it.

Isiah Thomas said...

I am completely unmotivated for work today.

ToddPacker said...

yea, thats what i was afraid of....i wanted to stay in glendale or someplace really close to the airport....

Isiah Thomas said...

that place is prob 10 minutes from the airport via the freeway.

Isiah Thomas said...

TP - while driving to the ball parks (they're literally across the street from each other), I saw some signs of life. The streets directly around the parks are ok. I saw what looked to be some mall like shopping and a movie theatre - these were close to some ritzy looking Hyatt (I think it was the hyatt).

And you're only 15 mins down the highway from Mill Ave or University Ave in Tempe. That's the main strip for ASU which has an assload of bars, etc.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

That pic looks like something you'd see hanging on a serial killer's wall.

It reminds me Ray Finkel's bedroom.

"Die Dan, Die"

Isiah Thomas said...

I couldn't fit "Just Say No" underneath it.

The Rev said...
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The Rev said...

LACES OUT, DAN!!!!

Isiah Thomas said...

this should be much better.

Isiah Thomas said...

TP there is supposedly a great pizza place downtown. No idea the name. Just google "best.pizza.evar and phoenix" and I'm sure you'll find it.

Isiah Thomas said...

if the Sawx suck this year Theo will be out after another season.

Isiah Thomas said...

"- You know, I like the Red Sox a lot. I really do."

Rev what about the Pheeldeeznuts?

temwr said...

Today is my birthday so I actually have a reason to mail it in at work today. Unlike most other days when I mail it in for no apparent reason at all.

temwr said...

I'd do SG running diary, but his article is getting the big 404 not found for me.

Isiah Thomas said...

happy birthday Tem. One of the companies we recently bought had a "day off on the birthday" policy. My company - NOT SO FAST MY FRIEND.

Isiah Thomas said...

just thought of this:

what's the longest you've ever sat at your desk for without getting up.

I just rocked 3 hours and it made me think of this.

Isiah Thomas said...

re: SG - I saw the "this article appears in..." and stopped reading.

temwr said...

I've sat in a meeting for over 5 hours without getting up. It was very painful, I was basically listening to two people over 80 talk about the apartment business back in 1950, then 1951, then 1952, then .....1977....1990...

It was bad. Although they did order lunch for us, but the secretary brought it in and we didn't have to get up.

ToddPacker said...

i gotsta get up every couple of hours just to keep my ass from fallin asleep

ToddPacker said...

maybe it's time for a new chair

Isiah Thomas said...

5 hours, that is impressive.

Isiah Thomas said...

yeah my chair sucks too, I'm afraid if I get a comfy one though it'll be zzzz city for me.

ToddPacker said...

thanks for the info Zeke..i still have people complaining about the choice of hotel...there are 2 guys dead set on staying in scottsdale...what's so good about S'dale....looking at the map it looks out of the was from glendale and from the airport

The Rev said...

The Phillies will always be my first love.

But after spending the better part of 10 years of my life in Boston, I got love for the Sox too.

I think we covered this before.

Isiah Thomas said...

Scottsdale is the shizzle, scraight up.

It's a good 20-30 mins from the airport depending if you're going to old town (closer) or north scottsdale (farther).

The Rev said...

I'm pretty sure I have spent at least 7 out of 8 hours at my desk here.

I used to routinely spend 4 hours at a desk when I used to produce for the traffic reporters during afternoon drive. When info is flying all around you, you have to stay put.

Isiah Thomas said...

and another 30-40 mins from G'Dale via freeway. but if you said you're going early to the game it shouldn't matter. Drunk driving home/catching a cab to G'Dale though would run you a pretty penny.

temwr said...

tem running diary of SG article. beware this article appears in the Mag

12:43 - As zeke said this one is in the mag so before I read it I know it will suck

12:44 - Remember trememdous upside potential? Now we are talking about tantalizers. They are dudes who never really reached their TUP for one reason or another, but had time to do so. Now your team has them and you hope they suddenly find a way to reach the TUP.

12:47 - Immediately focuses on tantalizers from two teams...you guessed it the Clippers and Celts.

12:48 - mmm, Livingston I love your balls

12:48 - SG point trading a tantalizer for a proven star causes an uproar, but should it? tem answer - I don't care

12:49 - Suprise now SG talks Red Sox. JD Drew is a tantalizer. We are at the point where he just needs to mention gambling, the sports ho and the dooz for the SG exacta

12:50 - Joe Johnson was a tantalizer the Celts traded, apparently that was a bad idea. Oh well.

A decent effort by the SG even though he relied too much on Celtics and Clips to talk about tantalizers. At least it gives his fans a new category to put players in.

Guaranteed next mailbag we see questions like :

"Is Larry Hughes a tantalizer? Is he a lvl 5 tantalizer?"

"If you built a team of all tantalizers it would either be the worst team ever or best team ever, right?"

ah you get the point...

temwr said...

The 5 hours was done in a $750 dollar chair. Nice comfy, leather, leans back just perfectly.

It made it go by quicker. As did the big window that I could look out and watch chicks walk by.

Isiah Thomas said...

nice work tem.

Isiah Thomas said...

TP, I'd chose Scottsdale over downtown though.

Isiah Thomas said...
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Isiah Thomas said...

"Is Larry Hughes a tantalizer? Is he a lvl 5 tantalizer?"

this was well above D- material.

temwr said...

Anybody tracking this story on this missing guy in Oregon?

He and his family got snowed in. He went for help. Help found his family. He is missing. They found his pants...

story

Isiah Thomas said...

I'd recommend this place in Scottsdale if its available and you got the loot cakes. Very cool area.

Here

Isiah Thomas said...

"This is a bad sign," he said.

No fucking shit asshole.

I saw the story but didn't read the article till your link Tem.

9 days up there. Wow.

temwr said...

Also his wife looks fugly.

Could be a bad picture, but she looks fugly, maybe he didn't want to come back...

Isiah Thomas said...

how do you burn tires without gasoline or lighter fluid? just wondering

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

That's guy is an idiot, everybody knows when you get lost, you stick together. You stay with your vehicle. You don't move around. etc etc etc. Hell, they had lighters, they could have huddled together and kept warm, they had plenty of water, they could have survived for weeks out there. But that dumbass decides to be the hero and wonder off into the freezing temperatures and wilderness alone...stupid.

temwr said...

His wife held her glasses up towards the sun and it fried the tires.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Darwinism baby, Darwinism, add him to the list

temwr said...

I was going to say that I didn't think burning my tires would have been high on my list of things to do.

Isiah Thomas said...

good call steve - or you don't go up a snowy fucking mountain road.

Isiah Thomas said...

David -- Tempe, Arizona: Can the Suns win it all with their style of play? Would you consider Nash a future hall of fame player?

Bill Walton: (1:08 PM ET ) The Suns are my favorite team. And have been since Steve Nash came in what will go down as one of the great free agent moves in the history of all sports. They have what it takes to win the championship. But they need everyone that they do have to be conmpletely healthy at the championship tiume of year. Steve Nash is my favorite player, Boris Diaw is my seond favorite player. Raja Bell is in the top handful of my favorite players. and with an ever improving Stoudiemere and a brilliant Marion, and my favorite coach in the NBa (he shouldn't be wasting his time with basketball he should be president). It's all there for Phoenix. the've capitalized brilliantly on their favorable schedule (alot of home games against the sisters of the poor) But now they head East, foir their first of what promises to be many momements of truth.

Bill Walton: (1:10 PM ET ) Steve Nash is playing better than ever (see his 20 assists last night). But at the end of the day, for the Suns to win, the two most important players will have to be Steve and Amare, because SA Utah Dallas Houston and the Lakers, and Clippers will all pose significant threats and never forget that we're still 7 full months away from the start of the championship.

Bill Walton: (1:10 PM ET ) Goodluck, stay loyal and faithful. We don't know where this ride will end up. But at least we'll enjoy it.

I don't even know where to start with this.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Somebody otta kick his ass

temwr said...

stay loyal? to what?

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

The animals tem, the animals

temwr said...

That's it. Someone needs to kill Walton and eat him.

ToddPacker said...

Zeke

your killin ne whith that place....
Rates starting at $599/night 1/1/07 - 3/31/07

that's a little too steep for me...we are sticking with downtown PHX hotel just because the airport is so close. with 10 guys coming and going on 9 different flights it's nice to be close to the airport....plus we rented a 15 passenger van to get to the game/tailgate

The Rev said...

Bill Walton gets to use the term "we" with the Phoenix Suns?

If I'm a fan of any of the teams he used to play for, he's dead to me now.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

I can't believe i've never googled him before some of these pix are Comedy Gold

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

It's Teen Wolf

whocares said...

Zeke,

What's that red thing on your "SEC Envy" sign?

anonymous said...

so at this time i will point out that i took my hatred of bill walton to the next level a few years back.

i bought some iron-on computer paper and printed out a large pic of his goofy face with "HUGE TOOL" around it. then i put it on a shirt, which i still wear proudly to this day.

temwr said...

That is an impressive hate level.

The Rev said...

Even funnier walton photo

You know, I just Googled his stats. Pretty underwhelming for a HOFer.

temwr said...

It seems that Steve beat ya to that one rev.

anonymous said...

===BREAKING NEWS RELEASE===

In the mid to late 1900's, there was a man who was involved in structured fighting. He was a champion at his sport. His name ended up being Muhammad Ali, and he created THE RAP MUZAK!

He was apparently the first human being to ever string rhyming words together. This is a triumphant feat due to humans being around for at least 1900+ years by his time. Amazing that no one else in the history of mankind ever thought to make "rhyme-y, sing song-y" lyrics to a song.

Thank you Mu', for you have shown us the light and done something that no one else on this planet had ever done before. Rap.
---


Please see your WWL for more info on this subject.

temwr said...

I bet the cave man from the Geico commericals is going to claim that he invented rap.

That guy is a bastard.

anonymous said...

i've hated bill walton since i was very young.

anonymous said...

"Feds: Mom, son faked retardation, got $200K" from CNN.


wow, propers handed out to them. although its a video story, so i cant see/link it.

Martin VanNostrand said...

"the SG exacta"

awesome

Martin VanNostrand said...

Walton needs to bring back that Honest Abe beard.

anonymous said...

he looks like a caveman with Downs with that beard. so yes, he should bring it back.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Just got back from an office party for this dude who just had his first kid. For the last 45 minutes I've heard nothing but women taking about their kids/their labor/their birth/their pregnancy.

I have a strong urge to vandalize something.

ebntx said...

so anyone else besides tp planning on going to any bowl games? i am debating watching texas play in the all important alamo bowl.

Martin VanNostrand said...

No bowl games for me. I'm gonna hit Pats/Titans on New Years eve dough.

Martin VanNostrand said...

sorry - Nu Yearz Eve Dough

temwr said...

I contemplated going to the Gator bowl, but I'm not. I shouldn't spend the money, but I would have. The thing that changed my mind to a definite no is RR talking to 'Bama. Fuck him. Even if he comes back he is on my list for at least 2 months.

Isiah Thomas said...

one thing to keep in mind with the Walton pics...he used to have a debilitating stuttering problem.

Isiah Thomas said...

wc - it's blood dripping down

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Now, I'm as big of an asshole as the next guy, and I've never been a big fan of cats, but this is fucked up

Isiah Thomas said...

steve we need more links like that.

Isiah Thomas said...

FH that retardation story was awesome also.

Martin VanNostrand said...

tem - nice work with the Gator Bowl Boycott. By now you must know that your father can never be turned from the Dark Side. So will it be with you.

anonymous said...

zeke, i have referred to BW as B-b-b-b-ill W-w-w-w-walton since i can remember. we used to dog on him since our earliest days of hoops knowledge.

i hit double digits in age and i hated the guy... i dont know why. (well i do, but i dont know why at that young).

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

thinking about bw stuttering while looking at those pictures makes them twice as funny


"B.B.B.Be Ni.Ni.Nic.Nice To An.An.Anim.Animals"

fucking great

Martin VanNostrand said...

Good use of your aggressive feelings boy. Let the hate flow through you.

Martin VanNostrand said...

I wonder if his "ta-ta-today junior" stutter was natural or acid induced.

That man will go off in a Dickie V esque ranblings on Mike & Mike. All they have to say is "Good morning Bill" and buckle your seatbelt as it's off to the races. He will go anywhere and everywhere until they cut him off for a commercial break. Funny stuff.

Isiah Thomas said...

Cat falling from tree

Not quite as good as LSD cat though.

Isiah Thomas said...

$200k retardation pyramid

Martin VanNostrand said...

Zeke - you ever see the clip of the cat jumping from the top of a telephone pole? I'll look for it.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Hear it be

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44fcUVl749w&search=cat%20fly%20pole

Isiah Thomas said...

MV - don't think I've seen it and Youtube is blocked, I'll peep it at home.

Trampoline Bear is also a personal favorite.

ToddPacker said...

No word from EP today....i guess he's on a big case...

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Those other last two cat clips are just impressive as hell. Falling that far and as soon as their feet hit ground....gone.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Let me try and link this sucka. I found it on Nothing Toxic as well

Flying Cat

Isiah Thomas said...

nice link.

What kind of jerkoff uses that pole/strangulation device that high up? Get a net numskull.

Jay Scott said...

my gosh, what is the world coming to?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/
hi/cricket/other_international
/pakistan/6213392.stm


i mean, its all really turning me away from the sport.

and no, i'm not cool enough for a clickable link

Martin VanNostrand said...

Hoorah. My first comment link. Put that on my resume.

ToddPacker said...

All video links are blocked for me...i'll have to catch up when i get home.

Isiah Thomas said...

another banner day for MV and LOV.

whocares said...

I cant hit any of the links either.

I hate cats.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Let me help Jay Scott out with my new found power.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

LOL jay that's funny.

Somebody needs to be like "guys, stfu...it's cricket"

Martin VanNostrand said...

404ed. I am shooting 50% now.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

i got your back mv

4:01 PM

Martin VanNostrand said...

Does Eastbay carry Mushtaq Mohammed replica jerseys?

ToddPacker said...

"Does Eastbay carry Mushtaq Mohammed replica jerseys?"

i think Rev found one on sale and had to buy it because it was such a good deal

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

And the worst boy scout ever has been found dead.

Martin VanNostrand said...

nice put back steve. way to box out on the offensive end.

Martin VanNostrand said...

If your lost like that would you rather freeze to death or have an grizzly eat you? I know they are hibernating but humor me.

Martin VanNostrand said...

*you're

Martin VanNostrand said...

*a grizzly

Martin VanNostrand said...

*I suck

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

ummm, probably freeze to death. The grizzly might not eat you, just take a leg or something, then you gonna freeze to death anyway or bleed out.

Hypothermia isn't all that painful, you actually go crazy towards the end, it's probably a pretty good ride.

whocares said...

I'll take hypothermia to block please.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Can I listen to Cashmere as I'm going out at the end?

Duke waxes SG's alma mater tonight at 7pm.

Hi Bill

whocares said...

That was a Hollywood Squares reference in case anyone was confused.

ToddPacker said...

Freeze to death, i guess...

Speaking of getting lost, has anyone every seen that Matt Damon movie "Gerry"? It's possible the slowest movie evar....there are scenes of him just walking in the desert for like 10 minutes at a time....unbelievibly slow...i've never been able to watch more than 20 minutes at a time...it's on IFC a lot

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Unless you wanna go down fighting like in that Brad Pitt movie where the bear kills him in the end and the solemn Indian guys says in deep respectful voice "It was a good death"

Legends of the Fall?


But anyway, fuck that.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Funny enough the HC leading scorer is a guy named Simmons. Has he mentiond this yet?

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

I didn't know HC was SG alma.


So are you haterz gonna be pulling for Duke tonight? Or does your hatred for Duke run deeper than your hatred for SG?

ToddPacker said...

Florida plays Billy Donovon's Alma mater tonight

Martin VanNostrand said...

I'm for the Blue Devils.

ToddPacker said...

I for one will be rooting for Duke...I don't want to read a Tem running diary about how HC beating Duke was just like the Sawks beating the Yankees

ToddPacker said...

*Donovan

Martin VanNostrand said...

tp - what do you think of the Gators 2 early losses? I say it's equal to the Suns starting out slow. Nothing to worry about.

Tenn/Memphis should be a good game tonight too.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Oh Please, Oh Please, Oh Please

ToddPacker said...

the loss to Kansas wasn't too bad..it was in vegas and they went to OT and Kansas looks pretty good...The loss to FSU was terrible. it's tough loosing to a rival school...the only bright spot was that the game was the same night the BCS games were announce, so that eased the pain a little...they are also dealing with not having Corey Brewer...he's out with mono

ToddPacker said...

if jake goes down, do they still have Weinke? that guy has to be 40 by now...he was like 35 years old when he played for FSU

whocares said...

steve,

Times must be tough in Carolina if you're openly rooting for Chris Winky to get the start. Kinda like booing Garcia in favor of Jay Feelme.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

lol, mostly facetious. I just hate watching Jake play, it annoys me

Martin VanNostrand said...

Chris Weinke - I completely forgot about that dude. Yeah he was older than most grad students at FSU. I just looked it up. He's 34 and been in the league 6 years.

The Rev said...

For the record... officially put me on the "I'd rather have Jeff Garcia than AJ Feeley" bandwagon. Garcia has convinced me that he can still play a little.

In fact, my reaction to the moment when Garcia waved off Feeley was to say to the guy next to me "Garcia isn't playing that bad to me. And our fans still boo him." I was a little amazed at that moment. But most of Philly still thinks Feeley can do what he did back in 2002 for us.

Of course, having to choose Garcia or Feeley is like having to choose between eating a dirt sandwich or a piece of pizza topped with chalk.

Isiah Thomas said...

Duke Hatred trumps all, I'll pull for HC.

Probably only Osama vs Duke is when I'd pull for Duke, and even in that case I'm rocking a turban at halftime.

whocares said...

Zeke hates Duke and the SEC.

What do you have against proven winners? Other than jealousy, of course.

Isiah Thomas said...

It must be a really slow day at ESPN

'47 Michigan vs '47 ND - VOTE NOW!

The Rev said...

Osama vs. Duke??

That would hardly be fair. I mean, that's 5 on 1 basketball.

Though I hear Osama is lights out from three point territory and has a good quick first step when driving the lane.

Isiah Thomas said...

What are you talking about, I bought some Terry Bowden laundry lint off ebay the other day for $0.35. Paid for Express Mail for that summbitch.

The Rev said...

He would be around 5'10", but he would get to 6'2" with the turban.

Kinda like how Chevy Chase in Fletch was 6'6" with the afro.

Martin VanNostrand said...

"Of course, having to choose Garcia or Feeley is like having to choose between eating a dirt sandwich or a piece of pizza topped with chalk."

"Probably only Osama vs Duke is when I'd pull for Duke, and even in that case I'm rocking a turban at halftime."

a pair of nice quotes. What about DB vs Duke?

Isiah Thomas said...

I'd take Chalk Pizza. At least you'll have the benefit of the dough/crust, cheese and sauce. Or are we talking like a stick or chalk or chalk dust? And colored or regular chalk? And big ass thick kids writing on the driveway chalk or skinny teachers chalk?

Isiah Thomas said...

DB vs Duke, I'll pull a Tressell and abstain.

The Rev said...

And they were back to back quotes too. Nice!

Zeke and I are the Stockton and Malone of LOV.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Zeke - mix that laundry lint with a batch of sea monkeys and you can grow your own Terry B in a fishbowl.

ToddPacker said...

no one breaks down eating chalk pizza like Zeke

The Rev said...

I'm thinking chalk pizza with chalk instead of cheese.

And we are talking the white chalk that they make the first and third base lines out of in baseball.

Isiah Thomas said...

or does the dirt sammich have condiments and lettuce, onions etc? And what kind of bread? Floppy white or some multi grained shit? Dry dirt or wet dirt? Plain dirt or dirt mixed with rocks, grass, dog doo, etc?

Equal parts dirt and chalk? A sammich could prob handle more dirt than a piece of pizza could handle chalk, unless you're talking one of those fake Domino Pizza "brooklyn" slices.

Pan or thin crust pizza too?

I need to get a life.

Martin VanNostrand said...

I assumed climbing chalk or gym chalk.

The Rev said...

You would have the dough and sauce to fall back on.

And with the dirt sandwich, you could top it off with some mayo to wet it up a bit.

The Rev said...

I need a life too... because I'm going to answer.

Dirt sandwich... we're talking dry dirt wth no grass or poop, your choice of white, rye, or wheat bread, mayo or mustard, and you could throw some lettuce and tomato on it.

Chalk pizza... definitely thin crust New York style. That means a wide ass slice but thin. Chalk instead of cheese, sauce between the chalk and dough. Maybe one topping of pepperoni or mushroom.

The Rev said...

Advantqage to slice of NYC pizza... you could fold it and eat it in half the time.

ToddPacker said...

chalk pizza all the way....it would be like eating a pizza and a Tums/Rolaids at the same time

ToddPacker said...

no meiz today...he's either slammed at work or passed out on $8 vodka

Isiah Thomas said...

I'm thinking the Fleischmann's Traveler got him.

temwr said...

I just had to call one of the big wigs here cell phone and his voice mail says

"Hi this is (his name) you have reached my celluar telephone...."

I busted out laughing at the "celluar telephone" thing. Who says that? Anyway my message to him is a bunch of laughing and me trying to give him the info he needed.

Martin VanNostrand said...

During my collegiate summers I consumed bugs, worms, dirt, garbage and put my hands in vomit for the sake of stupidity. I have a list a mile long of rolling golf carts, surfing on top of vans Teenwolf style and jumping from buildings into swimming pools. This was a solid 5 years prior to Jackass. I missed out on a major payday.

temwr said...

I'd eat the dirt sammich with ketchup on wheat. I'd toast that bitch too like they do at Quiznos.

Martin VanNostrand said...

It probably makes it worse that all of that happened without other influences.

temwr said...

It makes it better MV.

Isiah Thomas said...

Whaaaa?

First no need for this movie. Second, who knew they were books?

ToddPacker said...

tem

you're going to get fired if you keep laughing at big wigs

Isiah Thomas said...

is the guy 95 years old? Cellular Telephone? He sounds like a polo with no buttons unbuttoned kind of guy.

The Rev said...

And I'm guessing "cellular telephone" guy still uses the passbook at the bank.

ToddPacker said...

he sounds like a guy with a tremendous amount of ear and nose hair

The Rev said...

Remember when we caled them "car phones" and they came in big ass bags that you either slung around your shoulder or mounted them in your car? And it was a status symbol just to have one?

Those were "cellular telephones".

The Rev said...

95 year old voice...

"Those kids today with the cellular telephones, they're crazy. They like the rock and roll music, and they all smoke the crack too."

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

cellular telephone, that's great.

I picture some old dude, still in awe over the splendid new technology



Zeke, you can't pick between DB and Duke? Come on man, at least Duke's a winner.

I'm going with TP and WhoCares, it's not hate...it's envy

I'm feeling sorry for you starting.....now

Martin VanNostrand said...

Rev - we had to watch a safety video at work a while back. It was very dated and one of the guys in the video used a big azz phone like that to call 911. When he broke that beast out it brought down the house. I think he even drove a Lebarron.

ToddPacker said...

i'm out fellas...have a good night

Isiah Thomas said...

Duke envy? HA!

Isiah Thomas said...

alright TP

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

later tp

The Rev said...

Apparently a few die hards out there still use the bag phone. It's old school to them.

I'm guessing they don't get any action either.

Isiah Thomas said...

steve why you gots to do that?

temwr said...

He is maybe 50. It's amazing.

temwr said...

Maybe 55, I guess. No more than that.

Isiah Thomas said...

Troy Smith
Brady Quinn
Darren McFadden


Your 3 Heisman Finalists

temwr said...

He even rocks the wireless speaking device and everything, yet call it a cell u are tele phone. Each accent is said and treated as its own word.

And with that I am out to go enjoy a birthday dinner.

temwr said...

Quinn has no business on that list. I hate that fucker.

temwr said...

Slaton got jobbed, but really he is the RB version of Quinn, he didn't show up enough in the big games. Their two losses he was horrible and even against Rutgers he was not too special looking. So I am OK with leaving him off.

Pat White got jobbed!

I can't argue too much with McFadden he is solid.

Fuck Quinn though, no business on that list unless it goes 6 deep.

Boise State guy got jobbed!

temwr said...

OK, now I'm out.

Isiah Thomas said...

Tem get your ass to the strip club. champagne room on LOV.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm here now. I have a question to pose.

Jay Scott said...

go DUKE

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Zeke, I'm gonna throw ya a bone, from the duke fan site

"How To Filter Out Vitale!" see, he annoys Duke fans too (although I like hime)

Duke Basketball Report

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

My friend/old landlord is trying to jew me out of one of my vintage Brewers pennants. I went over to his house one night and, he says "Hey, you forgot one of your pennants" I say,"Oh, I wasn't sure if it was yours or not" He says, "Okay cool" . So now he's trying to keep that shit and, if I just take it back he's gonna cry like a little bitch. Any opinions?

JFreak said...

Dun nun nun...Dun nun nun...

This is Sportscenter.

JFreak said...

Take what is yours. Don't be a baby.

Isiah Thomas said...

I'd first just ask for it back, normal style. If he acts like a bitch then pull out some snarky comments.

Isiah Thomas said...

Steve - nice call, except I don't have the tricked out surround sound. I just have the sound running through my cd player/stereo.

Spaceman Spiff said...

WTFFFFFF

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Bitch Slap him, drunken Meiz style

Isiah Thomas said...

I need some LOV opinions...

They are doing the Secret Santa stuff here. I'm not doing it.

A friend is. After they drew names this lady goes "everyone email me your names" apparently so she can "oversee" this. Oversee being her words.

Anyway, this lady is in charge of our AP department and is an "office manager" to the degree that she makes sure we have printer paper and supplies, etc.

Some background, she also feels that she is everyone elses boss - she'll walk around the office daily (as I'v said before) and check in on everyone and see what they are doing even though they aren't in her dept or under her "supervision". She's always on an ego trip.

Has anyone ever heard of emailing someone your Secret Santa name so they can "oversee" it? WTF?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Don't e-mail that noise. It's none of her nosy ass business.

Spaceman Spiff said...

dont do it

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

8 years of office work, it industry. 8 years of secret santa...and never...not once.

Isiah Thomas said...

how are gameboys $85 now-a-days? Even a color gameboy is only worth about $35.

Isiah Thomas said...

great call LOV. The stupidity of emailing your SS name is beyond me.

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