Thursday, December 21, 2006

Mini-post

I'll keep this short, you got a long read for Rev's review of "Rocky Balboa". Just keep scrolling a bit past this.

So apparently, Iverson didn't actually demand a trade. He said he didn't like losing, and Billy King took that as he couldn't be in Philly any longer. I think this confirms what is already known...Billy King is a moron. I think it was Meiz that said that they have 3 first-rounders and they have to get 2 good players, even if by dumb luck. The Sixers have to be one of the few teams that could screw that up (see Knicks, Hawks).

Another lackluster Thursday night game...Minnesota at Green Bay. This whole Thursday night thing has pretty much been a disaster. All the games have been horrible, and most people in the country can't even watch it. If I had to pick, I'd take Minny at +3. I just want Farve to retire. Earlier this year when he and Clemens were seeing who could get the most attention, I just wanted to jab a fork in my eye.

For your viewing pleasure.

Per El Pad's orders:

Oregon +3.5 over BYU : Former BYU coach Gary Crowton knows BYU's personnel very well. And this will help coach Bellotti gameplan against star QB John Beck and that spread offense. OU tailback Jonathan Stewart figures to be big in this game with his ball control, pounding style of play.

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Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

They've Discovered A Cure For OCD

Beth82678 said...

Nice review Rev. We'd expect nothing less than such mushyness (sp?) from you. :-) Just teasing, I really did enjoy reading your review and I though the Philly angle was a nice touch.

Oh and btw, I just hit 5747 on the copter game. 6,000 is in my sights next...

thejugwhite said...

Shit...you're in the zone!

It sounds like Rev has a non-sexual crush on Sly Stallone in boxing shorts that, if given the chance, could turn sexual!

temwr said...

Poop hand beth!

I thought Dirk's career was over when I saw his ankle get crushed by Wilcox. It looked BAD. But apparently he is OK. Germans must be rubbery.

temwr said...

And just so Rev doesn't feel left out and think he is the only sappy one a fun analogy to help tjw with his PSATs:

Rocky is to Rev as

a) The Fox and The Hound is to Tem
b) Cruel Intentions is to Tem
C) The Princess Bride is to Tem
D) Dodgeball is to Tem
E) All of the Above

and if you turn to the back of the study guide you'll see that the answer is A.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

thanks the ebntx we got part 2 of the clause story up on LOG, funnier than the first, and looks like there is a part 3 out there as well


"Don't worry baby, we've got a million of those little guys"

classic

Isiah Thomas said...

I never got the cheering/clapping at a movie thing.

anonymous said...

just want to point out that if you go and see Rocky 6, you lose all rights to whine about movie franchises that they run into the ground.

so if you ever catch yourself saying "why did they make batman forever? why did they make dumb and dumberer?" just know that this encourages studios to make these...

they see something like rocky 18 make cash, and they follow suit. thank you, american public.

anonymous said...

cheering/clapping at a movie is easily the most retarded movie-going thing that you can do. however, i understand doing it at a premiere or opening night and ONLY then.

Isiah Thomas said...

re: Part II of the Clauset.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

temwr said...

A long time ago, maybe middle school I went and saw one of those Mighty Ducks movies and people were cheering at the hockey scenes.

Even then I knew it was stupid and wrong.

temwr said...

Part 1 and 2 of that thing were funny.

"Then it hit me, reindeer don't wear rubbers"

Isiah Thomas said...

reindeer don't wear rubbers

Isiah Thomas said...

once the credits hit I'm outty, no clapping, no sitting there reminiscing, outty.

temwr said...

I hate when movies show something after all the credits have run.

ebntx said...

clauset iii sent to log.

ebntx said...

wow. different ending.

Isiah Thomas said...

eb is in the running for LOV member of the month.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Good stuff Ebntx

Clauset III up on LOG...and we're all going to hell

temwr said...

I did not see that coming.

ebntx said...

by the way, i hate work. my boss has been gone for 3 months and comes back and expects me to work now.

Isiah Thomas said...

FUCK. I can't get Part III to load, the page gets stuck with "3 items remaing) FUCK.

ebntx said...

he has seriously been cutting into my lov time. gone today again so i can check in from time to time.

Isiah Thomas said...

steve can you fwd me the email with the link or vid-ye-o? let me know if you need my email

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

on it's way Zeke

Isiah Thomas said...

thanks for the email, corp blocker shut me down though...fuck that

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Try This Zeke

Isiah Thomas said...

this time I get to (1 item remaining) and it still won't load, I'm ready to rudolph someone in this office.

ebntx said...

zeke, you have powerpoint? if steve's link doesnt work give me your addy.

ebntx said...

steve, might be a good idea to create member directory with email addy's on log. what do you guys think?

Isiah Thomas said...

eb - steve emailed me the email you sent to log, I replied with my email addy to your yahoo acct

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

That can be done, some be might not want their email out though.

Isiah Thomas said...

I gots powerpoint

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

a few LOVrs use their work email

thejugwhite said...

Help David Carr make a play...

ebntx said...

replied.

ebntx said...

that is real life isnt it jug?

thejugwhite said...

Pretty much. Fans calling into sports talk radio never have a nice thing to say about him either. The whole team sucks, but I still think his time here is over. They need help on both sides of the ball, and should probably go after a free agent QB.

Beth82678 said...

I have to correct kodiak, Zeke is not a sick fuck, not when compared to the guy who did those Clauset videos at least. They shouldn't be funny yet they still are.

ebntx said...

yea poor guy. the blame does not lie with him though. that o-line sucks and im sure a pee wee team could get a sack on him.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...
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Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Yea, i'd say that last Clause is just a tad worse than having a pic with a kid in a wheelchair.

I never could get that damn QB to complete a pass. I have no gaming skills.

ebntx said...

"I never could get that damn QB to complete a pass. I have no gaming skills."

i think that was the idea they are trying to put across steve.

anonymous said...

hopefully theyll release Carr and then the Lions can pick him up. secure their (sucky) future ya know...

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

ebntx

ahhh, so what your saying is that I have mad gaming skills?

ebntx said...

you have mastered what was intended, grasshopper.

ebntx said...

oh and if you decide to create a member directory feel free to add my addy.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Dick in a box has ruined viral videos for me. It set a new standard. Now I subconciously compare them all to DIAB.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

ps. I think I'm back today.

JFreak said...

Peak season is pretty much over.

Damn people sending Christmas presents to each other.

whocares said...

I was out yesterday and missed the Santa Clause thing. I cant get two and three to load, but one definitely peaked my interest.

"I said, what's this got to do with cupcaaaakes?"

anonymous said...

dirks injury made me squirm. hopefully there was no liggy damage.

Spaceman Spiff said...

david lee is putting me over the top in my money league, 20 boards 2 games in a row. anyone see the no look tip-in last night

Spaceman Spiff said...

im gonna kill magruder tonight

Martin VanNostrand said...

saw the replay spiff. That was sick. Got him on my squad as well.

Martin VanNostrand said...

The Don dropping some HATE and climbing up my new found respect list.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Well done Donald. I salute you.

Spaceman Spiff said...

he kept it smart too, stayed personal, didnt make any mention to her dykeness, so no backlash.

anonymous said...

nothing is worse than potlucks around xmas where people bring absolute shit food, and then they force you to eat it or they get offended.

your shit sits in my stomach like a ROCK, man! i aint wants'dit!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Yeah, it's a pretty short game. you gotta do all the side missions.

anonymous said...

"Rosie O'Donnell is disgusting, I mean both inside and out," Trump shot back on the syndicated entertainment show The Insider. "Take a look at her, she's a slob. She talks like a truck driver."

my hero!!

Spaceman Spiff said...

thats where napkins come in handy, cover that shit up and dump it

Martin VanNostrand said...

Anyone know how Puma runs in sizes compared to adidas? I'm eyeing some of those Pele NYC kicks.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Eastbay has the replica V neck custom nba jerseys on sale for $39.99. If you want your Nuggets "Snitch" swag the time is now.

temwr said...

GT QB is ineligible for the bowl game against WVU.

This might be better for GT. Their QB sucked at throwing. The backup will probably throw for 400 yards.

temwr said...

Damn they don't have any sizes smaller than XXL. I might have to roll the dice on a XXL. I'll be swimming in it though.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Like Rudi Huxtable they would call me sweet feet

temwr said...

And all I see is 76ers and Mavs. Can't getto Nuggets yet...

thejaywhite said...

Actually,

TJW scored over 1500 on his SATs.

Martin VanNostrand said...

My bad, did not realize it was just sixers and mavs. I thought those were just the examples. The Nuggets replicas are $59.99 snitch

temwr said...

nuggets snitch is tempting.

temwr said...

Insert obligatory "taking the test twice and combining the scores doesn't count" joke.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Bored...

temwr said...

I am still cringing over that Dirk ankle injury. Nothing makes me cringe more than a twisted ankle.

Martin VanNostrand said...

a #24 Lakers jersey with THE'RAPIST on the back would be sweet too.

The Rev said...

Just to respond to Iam...

You will never hear me complaining that they are extending a movie series for another installment. I know why they do it. As long as people pay the money, they will put out product. I know how it works.

anonymous said...

mv, adidas and puma run the same sizes.

anonymous said...


more poomaz
although the plain black and white ones look way better.

Martin VanNostrand said...

iam- you ordered any from the mongolian bbq on there?

anonymous said...

nah, havent used them direct.. picked my stuff up on finishline.com

i think they still have some on sale there too..

Spaceman Spiff said...

also, how can rosie call out a billionaire for going 'bankrupt'? hes a fucking billionaire!

anonymous said...

i want a pair of those ones that have the laces off to one side.. or theyre no laces or something.

whatever the weird ones were, i liked dem.

Spaceman Spiff said...

re: MJ at the kicks game last night

he's still rockin' the one hoop earring.

anonymous said...

she shouldve called him out for his weave.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Rosie prob has the Don hair style *down there* so she can't call him on it.

Jay Scott said...

Steve, won't be on during the game tonight, catching this one at buffalo wild wings. you'll have to hold down the fort by yourself again. Go Duke.

Jay Scott said...

and since i am 2 weeks away from active duty, i quit my other job. just woke up 15 minutes ago, y'all have fun at work

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Duke's Gay

Spaceman Spiff said...

duke(-3) 50 bucks

anonymous said...

martin,
these are yours

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

jay scott no worries, with the feeble minds I'm dealing with...it shouldn't be a problem.


Go Duke!!

anonymous said...

jay, we'll worry about TPS reports, and you... well...

dont die.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

ding ding ding

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

true that Iam, that whole dieing thing sucks.

Keep your head down jay.

anonymous said...

steve can distract us by throwing out legal or medical terms..

anonymous said...

yeah when you hear a ssssssssssssssss sound just know that that means 'duck'.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Iam - I have a suede track suit in that same color.

Jay - those spicy garlic wings are tasty.

JFreak said...

I can't keep my eyes open.

temwr said...

I'm trying to find a cruise that departs on a certain date. These damn cruise lines think they can tell me when I should be departing.

Martin VanNostrand said...

tem - pick the date you want and have a chopper drop you on the boat. Wear a white suit and some glasses with one dark lens like that dude from air wolf. You will own everybody on that ship.

temwr said...

hmm, Air Wolfe style might work well.

Beth82678 said...

Tem, I just helped an internet-challenged friend book a cruise. Try www.cruise411.com (or one of the many similar sites). You can narrow your search down by month and then look for the particular day.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Word

temwr said...

Thanks Beth. We'll see what this comes up with.

thejaywhite said...

SG article up

Martin VanNostrand said...

Nice work Steve.

Isiah Thomas said...

eb - the ppt just gives me the tv station signoff colored bars...

Beth82678 said...

Not like I'm a travel agent or any kind of expert, but I just went thru all that so if you need any help let me know.

anonymous said...

air wolf(e)!!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

35 cents on the dollar.

Hi Bill!

Martin VanNostrand said...

Tem if you do the chopper thing get Beth to fly you guys out to the boat. When they ask about her pilots license she just has to show them poop hands.

Martin VanNostrand said...

my bad on the (e). Jan Michael Vincent I am not.

anonymous said...

ive been meaning to mention this.. but who else likes the Bears orange jersey?

temwr said...

SG article is about Iverson trade. 35 cents on the dollar is his final say, which I think is exactly what I predicted he would say. Go me.

Then he does something where he says some cool gifts and then onto his picks.

I'm up in the air as to whether this deserves a diary or not. Basically I just summarized it above.

anonymous said...

yeah im not sure about the E either, but included it as to not attract gramma' scorn from kode-gee-yak.

Martin VanNostrand said...

wait... night rider has a (k) in front of it? If Street Hawk has a silent letter in it I'm calling it a day.

temwr said...

I mean gifts he thinks are cool. Obviously they really suck.

ebntx said...

zeke, i did it again and it is working here. sent again.

anonymous said...

SG gifts: let me guess.. SG's bitchy wife wants the most expensive ipod possible, GPS system in her car, a few items for her new Expedition, and a live-in masseuse.

and lithium, so she can put up with her shell of a husband.

come back bill, where did you goooo??

anonymous said...

MV, do u remember SilverHawks?

Isiah Thomas said...

eb - I get the same thing - do you have to do something besides double clicking?

The Rev said...

10:35am yesterday from Temwr...

re: sg exchange rate
I say he calls it 35 cents on the dollar

HI BILL!

Isiah Thomas said...

eb - thanks for sending, I'll just peep it on LOG when I get home.

temwr said...

SHs season record:

Season: 114-105-6

ebntx said...

it should start automatically. let me try one more time. i wont send as a show and let you have to start it.

ebntx said...

sent again. last time, i give up if it doesnt work.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

eb, it's not working probably because his company has the site that it's coming from blocked. It's an IP thing, you'd have to download the movie and send it to him like that. And the site that's it on won't let you download it...or at least I didn't see how.

ebntx said...

yea i downloaded it from the site and imbed into a ppt. works fine here not sure what is up.

Beth82678 said...

Wow, the comments from Trump about Rosie that have been reported are just the tip of it. He's brutal and it's amazing. You have to check it out here.

El Padrino said...

david lee is my hero

thanks freak

El Padrino said...

nice review rev
we knew you'd like it but you made me believe i would like it as well

we'll see

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Donald....WOW. The man doesn't hold anything back.

Beth82678 said...

I think that rant alone earns The Donald honorary LOV status.

ebntx said...

elp...

enjoy

JFreak said...

You'd think these celebs would hire someone exclusively just to check to see if their outfit is see-through or not. Seriously, all you have to do is look in a mirror. Hey, I can see my nipple, I should change.

Beth82678 said...

Actually jfreak, with celebraties I think it's more that they change if you CAN'T see the nipple. More publicity that way.

whocares said...

freak,

I think the clothes arent see through when you look at them, but all of the flashbulbs cause them to become see through. Thank god for flashbulbs, huh.

whocares said...

And I'm sorry, but the Villain in the new Rocky is a black guy named Mason Dixon? WTF Level .5? Seriously, that's like Rocky boxing a white guy named Kunta Kinte. WhoTF thought this was a clever idea?

JFreak said...

well...sly wrote it...so blame him.

temwr said...

Reading the SG he calls the Nuggets the Nuggers.

Is that a typo, a racist joke, or something completely different.

The passage in question:

"The timing of this trade was a little fishy, right? The NBA gets bad press for three straight days after the Knicks-Nuggers fight as the Sixers patiently hold on to Iverson and avoid rushing at the 35-cents-for-a-dollar deal on the table."

temwr said...

It is Mason "the line" Dixon, isn't it?

JFreak said...

R and T are right next to each other on the keyboard...I call typo.

temwr said...

I suspect typo too, but wanted to solicit other opinions.

anonymous said...

"Wheelchair player banned after failing drug test"

great WWL headline.

anonymous said...

simmons is a racist.. thats why isiah (the real one) doesnt like him.

El Padrino said...

eb your are the man, i owe you a beer

i always knew her nipples were dark and beautiful but know I have seen it

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

I just got a call from a client, keep in mind this person spends 8 hours a day in front of a computer AND this person is responsible for maintaining the financial records for an entire city, she could not figure out how to extract a Zip file. That's right, the concept of right clicking a file and selecting "Un Zip" was blowing her mind. The little picture was different and she didn't know what to do.



This Is Why I Drink

temwr said...

What's a zip file?

temwr said...

j/k

El Padrino said...

i didnt check to see if this was mentioned so screw you if it was

but the tap is back!

I get the tap on my shoulder midway through the third quarter from David Neal, my NBC "Football Night in America" honcho, and he says: "See if you can get Drew Brees on the phone after the game. Ask him how he feels about competing with his fellow Texan and buddy LaDainian for the MVP."

JFreak said...

Oh no! They got Frosty!

Martin VanNostrand said...

Just got back.

Iam i def remember the silver hawks. Only saw the cartoon a few times but somehow ended up with a few action figures.

As for wicked shows themed around a vehicle:

Air Wolfe
Knight Rider
Auto Man
Street Hawk
Blue Thunder

am i leaving anything else off?

whocares said...

I dont know about "themed around a vehicle" but the A-Team van was pretty pimptastic.

The Rev said...

Yes, it is Mason "The Line" Dixon.

Yeah, I thought the name was hokey too.

And Antonio Tarver was not brought in for his acting ability.

The Rev said...

Dukes of Hazzard... now there's a vehicle themed show.

I used to have the Dukes of Hazzard racing track complete with built in jump.

And I live north of the Mason Dixon line, but not by much.

Martin VanNostrand said...

I always thought it was cool how BA could weld a metal plate over the windshield of a car and turn it into a minature tank.

the other day two guys were talking about the A Team at the gym. They were trying to remember "that crazy guys" name and kept on with the "dang! what is that guys name routine"

I just wanted to scream "Murdock you foolz" but that would have entered me into the conversation thus opening a door for them to try and speak to me again in the future.

Martin VanNostrand said...

shamed, how did I forget the Dukes?

special mentions:
CHiPs - motorcycles
BJ and the Bear - semi

and

Fall Guy - brown truck with the eagle or something like that in the hood

temwr said...

Was smokey and the bandit ever a tv show?

temwr said...

Transformers was also themed around Cars...sort of.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

LOL, Fall Guy, god TV used to be so simple

Martin VanNostrand said...

I think Smokey and the Bandit was just on the big screen.

There are a ton of cartoons based on cars. I was thinking more non- animated type programs.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

The should so bring back Knight Rider.

And Look they could afford missiles, radar, ejection seats, cameras, artificial intelligence, etc etc, but they couldn't afford leather seats...sad.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

*They

Martin VanNostrand said...

favorite line from the Fall Guy theme song:

"I never spent much time in school but I taught ladies plenty"

It doesn't get more pimp than that.

ebntx said...

temwr said...

Kitt was an animals rights activist and would not wear leather.

ebntx said...

the voice of kitt


>wow


yes, mr feeney.

El Padrino said...

boss brought me a bottle of wine

and then he left
and then i opened it with a swiss army knife and now im drinkin it

im awesome

Spaceman Spiff said...

the SP tap was toned down this week, i was expecting more of
"get drew brees on the phone, ask him how it feels to have the greatest facial birthmark the NFL has ever seen"

Spaceman Spiff said...

i got the vikes tonight, favre loses his lambeau finale.

temwr said...

Wow a Boy Meets World reference.

El Padrino said...

uh drew, you got something on your cheek

uh no, it's still there

Spaceman Spiff said...

perky alba pic

Martin VanNostrand said...

Mr. Matthews. Wow. I've heard that 100 times totally never put it together.

I'm pretty sure the Grandfaher on the Cosby show was the voice of Panthro from the Thundercats.

temwr said...

Martin appears to have nailed that one. Some guy named Earle Hyman.

temwr said...

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0405165/

Isiah Thomas said...

Topenga has to be hitting 3 bills now.

ebntx said...

perky alba...

my question. is that the mamba behind her following his next victim?

temwr said...

She got fat? How sad.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Topenga - She was getting thick in the latter years. Is the dude that plays Randy on "Earl" the big dude from Boy meets World?

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Topenga didn't get too fat

temwr said...

Yes.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0839486/

temwr said...

martin has some sort of skill for picking out these people.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Nice research steve. I just read on imdb she is in the National Lampoons Dorm Daze flicks.

temwr said...

Within the year Vince Vaughn and Elizabeth Banks will be on the cover of Star or whatever making out on some beach.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm fat. I just weighed myself. I'm so ashamed.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Welcome to the fat club Meiz.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I need exercise. Badly.

El Padrino said...

drink wine

Martin VanNostrand said...

I will give Simmons props as he's mentioned a couple times playing Madden while on the tread mill. Wish I could do this. I know you can't jog and play PS2, at least I couldn't, but even a speedy walk on an incline is better than nothing.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Whatever you do Meiz don't switch to lite beer. Only drink that if it's free and there's no other option.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Anyone got a final verdict on the new Jay Z joint?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I need to switch to diet coke with my drinks. Or wine like Pablo said. We'll see.

Isiah Thomas said...

haven't listened to the new jay z. Anyone see him and jim gray last night at the game?

Also - the new NAS - anyone, anyone, anyone?

Martin VanNostrand said...

are there calories in vodka? never looked.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Don't have the new NAS either. Last rap joint I picked up was Jurassic 5's most recent release.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Scrooged with Bill


Best Christmas Movie Ever!!!



EVER!!!

Isiah Thomas said...

have you tried staples?

Martin VanNostrand said...

Steve - I just found out that was his brother that the boss in Christmas Vacation.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Meiz - you could get a tape worm

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