Thursday, December 28, 2006

Little in the middle but you got much back

131 comments:

El Padrino said...

don't stop get it, get it

Isiah Thomas said...

woooooooo. It's a full moon two-nit-a.

Isiah Thomas said...

is that FM on the left?

Isiah Thomas said...

ahaahhaahahah

El Padrino said...

hahahah
funny shiat zeke

Martin VanNostrand said...

Asheville, NC = off da hook in my book. Very cool town.

That Padrina Mantooth stuff was too funny.

The Rev said...

NIIICCEEEE!

The Rev said...

Chicken salad on an egg bagel... mmmmm!

El Padrino said...

jesus rev dont eat them all today

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Tara Reid is still kinda gross, especially after having those bikini pictures of Beil burned into my head forever.

The Rev said...

Don't worry... 2 is my limit today. My assistant at work also had one. I'm sure the fiancee will have one later.

The rest are going home in the freezer. And maybe I'll give a few to Los.

El Padrino said...

RUTGERS TONIGHT!!!!!!!!

Martin VanNostrand said...

Still funny to think Reid dated Brady after his first Super Bowl. Now he probably wouldn't even give her a booty call.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

I've got 5 that says Rev eats another before the days out...


any takers ;)

Martin VanNostrand said...

Mike Bibby it's only a matter of time. With you as my logo you have one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel.

Isiah Thomas said...

new SG article is about Rocky again. Bill, we get it already.

Tem diary?

Isiah Thomas said...

100% chance Rev eats another bagel today.

the money should be on just 1 or 2.

Isiah Thomas said...

fuck, I forgot to look at those biel pics from home yesterday.

thejaywhite said...

Im happy for my boy barry..zito should dominate the NL and give barry another shot at a title

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Put me down for 2:

Here Rev.

So Good

So So Good

You know want one more

Go For It, you've got plenty

Isiah Thomas said...

ahahahahahh that's fucked up steve.

Isiah Thomas said...

this fool changed his logo too.

ahahahahahaahahahah

Isiah Thomas said...

gonna call this now...

Cowher leaves Pitt, becomes the Skins coach in a year.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

I'll hook ya up Zeke, it's so worth it.

The Rev said...

All of a sudden... the box of bagels is calling my name.

Martin VanNostrand said...

it be callin' me

Isiah Thomas said...

tara reids poonani probably smells like an ashtray......

but I'd still hit it.

whocares said...

*slow clapping*

Best.Post.Ever.

Isiah Thomas said...

after EP's crumb cake challenge last week, I think its Rev's duty to try and eat as many as possible.

I'm thinking what - at least a dozen today?

Who's with me?

The Rev said...

I feel like Pooky in New Jack City right now...

I tried to kick... but that shit just be callin' me man, it be callin' me, man... I just got to go to it!

The Rev said...

Bagels is much harder than crumb cake to eat. Much denser, and these bagels are freakin huge!

2 of these bagels equals at least 3 regular bagels.

The Rev said...

January 1st... I promised my lady I'd lose weight with her. I gotta get serious about it before the wedding. I'm turning over the new leaf.

Thank God it's only December 28th. I have through the weekend to go bagel crazy.

Isiah Thomas said...

Did Rev promise this a few months ago too?

Sure eating challenges are all relative, but damn son, step up. Set the bar high. Do work.

Isiah Thomas said...

Rev ask any random chick in your office if they have skim milk in them titties or what.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Oh, baby. Gettin my shop on. New golf bag time.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

and LOG Ms. Biel

Isiah Thomas said...

God bless you steve.

whocares said...

Am I the only person here who prally wont go see Rocky?

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

I won't wc, i'll wait till it comes out on DVD.

whocares said...

And thanks for that Steve.


I think from here on out, you should be responsible for getting the restricted pics up on the LOG for all of us who work for internet Nazis.

El Padrino said...

steve, your are awesome

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

I can handle that, start an Anti-Nazi section.

El Padrino said...

i dont go to the moves unless it's a huge event, like Jackass 2, batman begins

shit like that

everything else

NETFLIX that bitch

ToddPacker said...

lunch meeting + year end review = lots of uncomfortable time spent with your boss....

i say rev downs one more bagel for the day

nice job steve, the LOG is becoming quite a nice little site

The Rev said...

"Did Rev promise this a few months ago too?"

Um, yeah. It didn't work too good.

But now, I really have to. I gotta fit in that wedding tux.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I won't see it. I see 1-2 movies a year. I always have to go take a leak since movie viewing is a required drinking situation.

The Rev said...

"Rev ask any random chick in your office if they have skim milk in them titties or what."

There's only one who works here, and I'm her supervisor. I don't think that is a good idea. That would be a lawsuit.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

other Meiz drinking situations:

sporting evens, bbqs, tailgating, church, strip clubs, waking up, dinner, driving, sitting on couch, breakfast, sitting at table, sex, showering, reading, typing, getting dressed, opening a bag chips, walking the dog, cleaning the house, boating, making a sandwich, doing the laundry and breathing

i miss anything meiz?

The Rev said...

Meiz's list...

while sitting on the can has to be on that list.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

how could I forget sitting on the can, I also forgot:

while attending AA meetings

The Rev said...

a few more...

funerals, appearances in court, midnight snacks, waiting for the cable guy to show up, clipping the toenails, internet chatting, shaving, bowling

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Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

finger wave, i listed that one

anonymous said...

color me an asshat.

El Padrino said...

scrathing nuts and drinking is the greatest past time of all.

ToddPacker said...

ep, just made his second trip to the LOV top banner with that last quote

The Rev said...

That might have to go up there.

I found out there's a 500 character limit at the top of the page. And the pics are taking up a lot of that. But I think I could fit that.

I wanted to use WC's up there yesterday, but it had too many letters.

ToddPacker said...

i think we could get rid of the "hey there!" quote since he has his own page on the LOG

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

you could get rid of the hey there, he's at LOG and it doesn't really fit

whocares said...

Hey there might be the greatest single sentence since "I have a dream..."

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

That's a pretty accurate list. I've drank during all those except church and sex. Although my buddy used to coach highschool church hoops and we used to go to games and practice absolutely hammered.

Don't forget bowling, and going on walks.

ToddPacker said...

nice job rev, i see the quotes on the banner have changed....could be a rotation type thing...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Shopping at the mall. Gotta get plowed for that. My buddy Jay and I used to dedicate full days to that.

anonymous said...

do we have a page at LOG for quotes? since theyre on a rotating basis they should be enshrined somewhere.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

New innanet purchase-

http://www.golfsmith.com/products/245650

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Speaking Of Drinking, I'll pick up some beer, and work on LOG tonight, i'll add an Anti-Nazi section and an LOV quotes section.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

FH returned the finger wave!!!

ToddPacker said...

how about golfing...that's a must-drink-occasion

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

somebody list the quotes of the past for me please, i have short term memory issues, and long term, well...just memory issues

El Padrino said...

nice
i just stared at those asses i posted for a full half hour

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Playing golf is in fact a must-drink situation.

anonymous said...

do they sell golf equipment that makes you not suck?

maybe then i'd golf more.

Isiah Thomas said...

EP is that pic from Bang Bros?

The Rev said...

Rotating quotes... that would work. Then enshrine them in LOG. Perfect system.

By the way... after reading SG's Rocky column, I am now convinced that Simmons is not a real Rocky fan at all.

El Padrino said...

no clue
found it on google images after punching in booty a few months ago and saved it so i can have it forever

anonymous said...

whocares,
i will definitely not be wasting my time or scrilla on rocky. (for the record).

but did anyone pick up the new Rocky dvd? is it worth it? are the extras worth it?

anonymous said...

why do they insist on hiring handicapped people or ex-cons to do the cleaning around here? why deity, why?

"hey lady, youre creepin us out!"

The Rev said...

If you already have the old Rocky DVD, is it worth it to pick up the new Rocky DVD?

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Hey Iam, how much trouble would it be to make an LOG logo like the LOV logo but maybe twice as wide?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Of course there's golf equipment to make you better. It's just wildly expensive.

thejaywhite said...

oh rockys awsome!!

El Padrino said...

be afraid little bagel
be very afraid

that large man with the eagle tattoo is coming towards you
you are next, fare thee wellllll

The Rev said...

I thought I saw the pumpernickel one shaking.

ToddPacker said...

listening to the christmas pod-cast right now, rev

El Padrino said...

nothing like a warm pumpernickel bagel....mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

anonymous said...

steve, i'll check on that logo thing tomorrow.

The Rev said...

TP... hope you enjoy the Jump the Shark references at the end.

ElP... I'm fighting the urge.

The Rev said...

Mike Fratello... fired!

Looks like Marv Albert got his partner back.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Zeke - did you manage to keep the halloween door mat out?

El Padrino said...

THE CZAR!!

whocares said...

There's football on TV right now and I'm at work.

I hate my life.

ToddPacker said...

rev/los(ham lover)

solid pod-cast, funny stuff. i liked the bob & doug in the background. rev, your hospital gown story never really went anywhere. the stuff los was talking about was funny. ("Kalinisms" i think). the jump the shark stuff was great. i think you guys should do more drinking though. keep up the good work and good luck with the house hunting

Isiah Thomas said...

MV - and you know this, that sumbitch will stay out.

The Rev said...

I don't think the hospital gown story was really meant to go anywhere. I just wanted an excuse to do an old guy voice.

Thanks for checking it out.

Isiah Thomas said...

mighty Al-lay-bayma is down early. Not to worry, the super SEC team will pull it out I'm sure. Prob. 77-7 final with Al-lay-bayma cheerleaders playing by the 4th q bc they're the SEC!

Martin VanNostrand said...

excellent Zeke.

whocares said...

Alabama's one of the worst teams in the SEC this year. What's your point?

JFreak said...

screw the cable guy.

Isiah Thomas said...

Al-lay-bayma isn't one of the ELITE 6 SEC teams?

Make it elite 7 with them

El Padrino said...

hoping we have off cuz ford died
when regan went down we did

ToddPacker said...

zeke

your SEC envy never gets old...good stuff

ToddPacker said...

getting a day off for a dead prez is nice EP...i'm not so lucky

Isiah Thomas said...

didn't get a day off for Ronny R, no day off for Ford either.

In fact they just sent out the 2007 holiday calendar. We get the bare minimum of holiday's. Sucks.

re: SEC - it never gets old for me.

IT'S THE SEC! (Hi Beth)

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm just tryin' to collect dead presidents.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Unless I mis-counted I think SEC and Big 10 each have 7 teams in bowls. Personally, I think SEC is tougher year in and year out but just sayin they each got 7. I'm out tomorrow. Merry New Year homies.

ToddPacker said...

happy new year MV

Martin VanNostrand said...

Be sure you get Paid in Full meiz!

nice reference.

Los said...

Go Rutgers!!!!!!

Isiah Thomas said...

I get home, turn on the Al-lay-bayma game and bam, 2 TD's in punt return and fumbled the ensuing kick-off.

I am the SEC.

JFreak said...

This is a pretty good game.

Backwards pass to the left tackle for a TD? Now that's creative.

whocares said...

Bama lost? SEC=overrated.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

new LOG up, you guys check it out and let me know what ya think

whocares said...

New LOG looks tight. Steve, you get an all caps HEY THERE for the new LOG.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Okay. It's been seething for a while. I'm pretty sure my comment regarding spying on your little sister via myspace was LoV top-page material. I'm not sayin', but I'm just sayin'...

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

New Video up too

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

what are you babbling about Meiz?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I made a quality comment a while ago. I was sloppy and, let loose with a gem. I'm feeling sleighted for it.

Also, I need "Gleaming The Cube" on DVD.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

New LoG is very nice. High five!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I need a new avatar.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

LOL, give the direct quote, and I'll stick it up there man

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'll try to find it.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm not gonna be able to find that quote. The ADD kills me.

Isiah Thomas said...

steve - great fucking work with LOG. Well done.

Isiah Thomas said...

1 observation from Suns/Mavs.

The refs - in general.

Just awful I thought. For both sides. It was playoff like bad refereeing.

Western Conf. playoffs will be fucking sick.

Isiah Thomas said...

and we need a LOG link on the main page

I remember Meiz's quote btw.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

We have a LOG link on the front page. It's the 1st one.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

steve was my scarlett Z hero tonight, thus far.

ToddPacker said...

Steve

Great job on the LOG...I'm not sure if we have a Jan. LOV member of the month, but I nominate Steve. I guess LOV MoM is something we could add to the LOG. I think Rev got it for the Kodiak stuff in NOV. and I think TEM got one for the SG running diary in Dec.

The Rev said...

That sounds about right for LOV member of the month.

By the way... I invested $8.55 in cream cheese last night.

The Rev said...

It is a little early to nominate Steve for January. However, I believe he should be honored for his work on the LOG site. And the new improved site kicks ass.

All in favor?

El Padrino said...

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