Friday, December 29, 2006

Jack N' Coke

Rutgers with the exclamation point on their season! Cal thumps A&M by 35. I love this team. And with everyone coming back (Lynch may forego the senior year, he is ready) they will be dangerously explosive next year. Bama loses via last second FG to OK State. Let's see what direction they go with whoever they hire. Today I believe we have 5 games on the board. Startin at 1pm (which infuriates me, cuz I'll be working) and ending with two at 8pm tonight.
Bowl Picks (I'm hot)

Gotta love Scott Boras. Guy just gets amazing deals for his clients.

Tyson arrested for DUI (didn't know he knew how to drive) and crack cocaine possession. I'm shocked.
Tyson

Knight doesn't get the W, UNLV has a pretty good team out there.
Iverson drops 44 at home and with some nifty moves mixed in.
Suns succumb to some Dallas "D" although the alley from Nash to Amare was so sweet.
Spurs spank Jazz. Clearly that 21-8 record is fugazy.

Rough year 67-83-2. Parity rules.

But this is the story of the NFL this year. The NFC is a shit show. The AFC's shittiest team, take your pick (Jets, Bengals, Broncos, Jacksonville), would destroy any NFC top seed including, DA Bears and the Aint's. This year's superbowl, unless it's Chargers/Saints, will suck and the AFC team will be favored by two TD's. Yeahhhh!

On to the Picks:

Jints -2.5 over SKINS: because they will make the playoffs then get crushed by 40pts. (burnin face on panini maker)

Bills +9 over RAVENS: Ravens can clinch a 1st rd bye with a W but Bills make them work for it.

BEARS -3 over Packers: are we serious with this line?

Steelers +6 over BENGALS: AFC North battle to knock each other out of playoff contention.

COWBOYS -12 over Detroit: 38-14, thanks for showing up Detroit.

TEXANS -4 over Browns: Crennel showed no improvement this year.

Dolphins +9 over COLTS: Fins have two things the Colts don't. A running game, and a defense.

CHEIFS -2 over Jacksonville: Can't believe Jax is not going to the playoffs. Those two losses to the Texans have to be stinging the nostrils.

VIKES +2 over Rams: Vikes peek into the future and play all their kids. Truth is, all their kids are pretty good.

SAINTS -3 over Panthers: Aint's clinch the 1st round bye.

EAGLES -7 over Falcons: No team is hotter right now than those Iggles.

BUCS -3 over Seahawks: Hasselbeck, Alexander get rest

TITANS -3 over Pats: Why not? Pats have nothing to play for.

BRONCOS -10.5 over Niners: Denver wins for a playoff birf.

Cards +13 over CHARGERS: Just to cover, of course.

oh yeah, hi bill

and Happy fucking new year!

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The Rev said...

Chargers and Saints... best matchup EVAR!

El Padrino said...

how's day two of the bagel binge

whocares said...

Nobagel nobagel nobagel.

The Rev said...

I managed to stay at only 2 yesterday.

But I had one already for breakfast today, and I got another lined up for lunch.

Sweet!

Beth82678 said...

Gotta love Donald Trump. He refuses to let go of his hate for Rosie. When he was recently asked if their feud would ever stop, his reply was,

"It will never end on my behalf because I've exposed Rosie for what she is: a very dumb human being. She's got no intelligence, but I've known that for a long time. Unfortunately, Rosie's pulled the wool over the public."

El Padrino said...

gotta love trump

The Rev said...

I saw a bottle of Trump vodka at the liquor store yesterday.

The man is such a whore. But it's fantastic!

whocares said...

Not everyone can be as smart as The Donald by filing for bankruptcy and then using everyone else's money to leverage himself back to billionaire status.

Beth82678 said...

Better be careful there wc, he might sue you.

anonymous said...

or call you a bulldyke.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

or a mental midget

Donald is my new Hero

anonymous said...

or call u fat.

anonymous said...

or pull your hair.

El Padrino said...

busy day
the man wins today

The Rev said...

or buy your house and then turn it into Trump Towers

JFreak said...

I'm awake before noon.

It's a minor miracle.

whocares said...

A two hour lunch might be in order today. Let me check my schedule...... yep. Two hour lunch it is.

Isiah Thomas said...

I refuse to do actual work today.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

day before a holiday zeke, it's forbidden.

I'm actually home, left at 11, just made a sandwich, think I'll take about 45 minutes to eat it, get back to work around 1, leave at 3.

Yep, that's the plan

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

beer in hand by 3:30

Isiah Thomas said...

and Scottsdale 5-0 here don't play Iron Mike. bendoever, grab your ankles and give me two good coughs.

Isiah Thomas said...

*correct spelling is forbidden today also.

Isiah Thomas said...

the Western Conference playoffs will be sick. As long as the refs don't fuck them up.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

how is my forbidden and your forbidden any different?

Isiah Thomas said...

Rosie should shut her trap, she won't win a war of words vs Trump.

El Padrino said...

home for lunch
wow

i wish

i'd rub one out if i were you steve

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Yea, i could care less about the east, unless the Heat go on a tear, and I'd like to see LBJ win, but the Cavs aren't' beating any one of 4 teams in the West.

Isiah Thomas said...

re: correct spelling - I was referring to my spelling of "bendoever"

El Padrino said...

and dont tell me you cant power drink a beer or two

altoids man
they are like a young Charles Woodson. they cover up anything you ate or drank

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

LOL, ep, stop it man, talk like that is worse then me showing Rev the beagles.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

*bagels

The Rev said...

Beer and bagels...

hmmmmmmm!

El Padrino said...

i just wish i had that opp steve

i'd be a drunk but relaxed man, with a nice breath

The Rev said...

Tonight's plan...

dinner at my favorite cajun restaurant, then the Electric Six concert at the Khyber in Philly.

This will be a good night.

El Padrino said...

LOV beer news:

Not a big fan of Sam Adams but I picked up a sixer of their "Winter Brew". Report forthcoming later tonight.

The Rev said...

Saddam Hussein may have less than 24 hours to live

anonymous said...

ep's altoids comment = hilarious.

El Padrino said...

on a serious note Altoids have save my life many of times.
They are curiously strong.

they have covered up the following on my breath during the course of my life:

Beer (all kinds)
Jack Daniels
Johnnie Walker
cigarettes
weed
black n milds
tipparillo's
taco bell
funions
doritos
whitey's
and pussy

thank you altoids, for being there for me!

anonymous said...

bud, fo sho.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Yea Rev, Saddam is toast, and there isn't gonna be any of this new agey electric chair/lethal injection pussy shit, they're gonna hang his ass.

The man is gonna dangle, feet kicking, squirming and athing.

El Padrino said...

i hope to get that on dvd

SADAAM : HANGING IN HIGH DEF!

ToddPacker said...

I'm out for a about a week and a half fellas. leaving work early, off all next week (ski trip) and then to Phoenix for the national championship game. I don't get back to work until Jan 10, but if i gots the time and an internet connection i'll try to check in.

Happy New Year to all and Go Gators!

Rev if you want me to do a guest post for the NC game I can email it to you on Wed morning when i get back.

The Rev said...

TP... I like the plan. Let's do it.

Enjoy!

The Rev said...

The liberal in me is not supposed to like cap punishment.

But screw it... hang Saddam by the balls!

ToddPacker said...

Zeke,

I'll email you my cell number if you want to get together for a beer while i'm in AZ. like i said i'm only in AZ for like 40 hours and i know phoenix isn't really that close to scottsdale, but if you got time, i buyin

Isiah Thomas said...

alright TP. I'd wish FLA good luck but I'd be lying.

Isiah Thomas said...

Scottsdale is part of PHX, you'll be 20 mins away, email me that sumbitch.

El Padrino said...

good job tp
have a good one

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

"Here WE are...together again" LaLeLaLa

anonymous said...

we need drunken zeke and tp pictures for the LOG. although it might get rowdy if zeke gets on an SEC tangent..

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

no doubt iam

And Zeke better be carefull, cause from what it sounds like TP will be with more than a few FL boys.

The Rev said...

Quote from new SG article...

"Is it even remotely surprising that she's leading me by four games right now? Of course not -- especially when I did such a crappy job during the middle of the season. Does the whole thing make me feel embarrassed in any way? Not really. The Sports Gal was what I thought she was. OK? I picked against her in the preseason, she did fine ... she was what I thought she was. All right? SHE WAS WHAT I THOUGHT SHE WAS! And that's why I gave her that damned sidebar! If you want to crown her, then crown her ass! But she was who I thought she was! And I let her off the hook!"

I thought it was funny.

El Padrino said...

oooooooo FLA boys
watch out

they might kick you in the shins and run

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

i wonder if the SH is hot?

Isiah Thomas said...

they made the "they are who we thought they were" into a remix song out here

Isiah Thomas said...

I gots a problem occifer, I'm an addict, I do this and it makes me want to go to bolivian

Isiah Thomas said...

I got Iron Mike in the death pool for 2007.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

I don't care how old he gets, he will always scare the shit out of me?

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

not sure why i put a ? at the end of that, probably because I subconsciencely made it a question just by chance Tyson was reading, so that I wouldn't offend him.

The Rev said...

"I got Iron Mike in the death pool for 2007."

2006 for him is still not out of the question.

The Rev said...

I'm Ron Burgundy?

Isiah Thomas said...

re: SH being hot.

Is she a native of new england? If so I say the hotness factor goes down substantially.

Also, SG said she's a dead head and likes Phish. I haven't seen too many hot female pot heads.

I'd say she's prob a 6.5-7 maybe, which all-in-all isn't that bad I guess.

thejaywhite said...

TJW loves jack n coke

The Rev said...

"Is she a native of new england? If so I say the hotness factor goes down substantially."

Don't be so sure.

Boston has an overabundance of hot women. But I am talking about the city itself. In the suburbs, it does tail off.

thejaywhite said...

just got off the plane and back home..man its amazing how lost I am without internet..I feel like I have so much to catch up on and really all I did was log on a few hours later than I normally do..due to a flight...but its that not gettin the internet right in the first 5 minutes you wake up that sux.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Na, that wouldn't be too bad, I think I'll submit that question in the next chat/mail bag, see If I can get an answer.


Of course, he will say she's a 10, but I wonder If he'd put a pic up?

The Rev said...

Rhode Island... aside from Providence being the strip club capital of New england, it really goes down.

anonymous said...


ask and ye shall receive.
DS and the ho. love the "crafty jew" comments in this thread too. nice touch.

anonymous said...

shanoff looks like a little twirp, btw. (yes, i just got all Jason Seaver on you and said twirp).

doesnt look like an athlete of any sort, but he's probably a killer statistician.

anonymous said...


more DS

anonymous said...


mazel tov, bitches!!

Isiah Thomas said...

Rev Boston ranks near the bottom of hot women in the city list. Sorry.

thejaywhite said...

u want hot bitches ..just go to any southern ontario city.the rest of canada sux..other than calgary..but that southern ontario corridore is amazing

Isiah Thomas said...

if you go to the main website it looks like they're all Shanoff family related pics

The Rev said...

"Rev Boston ranks near the bottom of hot women in the city list. Sorry."

I ain't saying Boston is Miami Beach or So Cal. But it's higher than Philly. I might even put money on Boston being higher than places like Detroit (sorry Iam).

Isiah Thomas said...

now there is a good list to make - cities with the ugliest women.

I'm thinking Milwaukee has to be high up on it - Meiz, enlighten us.

thejaywhite said...

boston is much better than philly

Beth82678 said...

Iam, wasn't it Simmon's ho everyone was wondering about and not Shanoff's?

The Rev said...

In the Northeast US, Boston is second only to NYC in that category.

However, NYC just has more of everything in sheer numbers, so the ratio of hot to ugly might be even.

thejaywhite said...

whoaaa beth...pot callin the kettle black?

throwin out the term ho..like you aint bisexual

The Rev said...

It was Simmons' ho we were wondering about.

But at the same time, I found the Shanoff pics to be just as intersting.

For the record, I'm calling Mrs. Shanoff a solid 6.

anonymous said...

dear tjw,

going away to a resort this weekend.. what are my best options to nail some milfs.

signed,
horny in hartford.

The Rev said...

And ho don't necessarily mean bi.

Though the two terms do go very well together.

The Rev said...

"dear tjw,"

Now that would be an idea...

A TJW advice column.

Isiah Thomas said...

If you've seen Killer Clowns from Outerspace, scroll down to the chick on the right in picture five, you will laugh

thejaywhite said...

with milfs..I cant say this enough..ACT EARLY...when you see them standing there making eye contact, lookin around all lonely..drinkinng..you gotta act..you cant wait til you are drunk cause another guy who is more confident during the sober state or maybe he is drunk earlier..will move in and you wuill be left all nite thinking..damn that milf will be available again soon...no..she wont..once she latches onto her prey she dont let go..so you gotta act early ...cause they dont stay out til 2am..they like to pickup early and leave early

Isiah Thomas said...

maybe not an "dear tjw" maybe a "wwtjwd" - I think the majority of tjw answers would be either:

1) Bang her
2) Bang her in the ass
3) Act like you don't care
4) Bang her in the ass again
5) Drop her off at 7-11

WWTJWD?

anonymous said...

i dont differentiate between the 2. also.. i just saw those yesterday, so thought of em when they mentioned pics.

they both start with S and they both are Shit, so i dont see the difference.

anonymous said...

so we're saying, go early on the milfs, then go back to the action and land me some "late night" stuff?

im liking where your head is at. tuck mom in, then check on the daughter.

thejaywhite said...

ZEKE one of your answers was correct. Act like you dont care..or make sure to let her know she means nothing to you..AKA youre better than her..make fun of her a bit, and keep making fun of her in a cocky playful way...then she will fucking fuck your cock off

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

well said Iam

thejaywhite said...

ya Ive done the re-appear at the bar before..its amazing.....but you definitely have to act early..cause someone else will move in if you dont..and B) they get sloppy as the night goes on and you wont even want them

Isiah Thomas said...

Mrs. Douche Shanoff has a little Shrek look to her.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

DS's girl is cute, out of his league. She probably though that he was a writer for ESPN, so he must have some money.

I guess you couldn't forsee his ass getting the axe.

thejaywhite said...

and saddam wanted the firing squad they said no hang..so saddam is tough i dont see him kicking and screaming

thejaywhite said...

im out back in 90

anonymous said...

well, i'll have my Hater toga/crown/buckle combo on.. so playful ribbing/haterisms will flow like wine, plus it actually will give me an excuse to do it too.

also, i have blinged out teeth. funny shit.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

it has nothing to do with being tough, when you fall you neck breaks (if your lucky) but your brain is still alive for a few moments. It's doesn't have any control over your body anymore (if your neck breaks) the twitching and kicking is just random nerves firing off cause they don't what else to do.

I wanted the fireing squad, not because he's tough, but because it's a better death.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

*don't know

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

He not I

damn that's a fucked up post.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

T-Minus 1 Hour before I'm heading the fuck otta here

El Padrino said...

FFFFFFFFFFFF
UUUUUUUUUUUU

im here til six

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Kinda Disturbing


Don't worry ep, I'll give ya a play by play of the first 2 or 3 beers...ya know, just to make ya feel better. That's just kinda guy I am, always looking out for my boys.

El Padrino said...

thanks

El Padrino said...

i love bacon
even on the way out is smells delicious

El Padrino said...

*it

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I have no clue where Milwaukee would rank in hot-chickedness. I'm poor, therefore, I don't travel.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

You want hot chicks, go to any college town on the beach. I'd be willing to bet that on average they have the most hot chicks per population.

Isiah Thomas said...

they're giving us 2 hours of holiday time, outty in an hour and a half, the ball-n-chain is eating out with her peoples tonight. Scratching and beer drinking will abound.

Isiah Thomas said...

good theory steve....

used to live in Santa Barbara....chicks that went to UCSB were unreal.

El Padrino said...

way to go zeke

wife working tomorrow
perfect day for call of duty 3 marathon and beer drinking

throw in a little porn and scratch and it'll be a beautiful day

my nuts wont know what hit em

Isiah Thomas said...

how good is COD3?

El Padrino said...

um, ever see saving private ryan in HD....

picture that but your controlling one of the men

El Padrino said...

speaking of SPR
that new reality show based on Tim Sizemeore looked scary but interesting

Isiah Thomas said...

fuck me for selling my 360. fuck me.

El Padrino said...

clemson getting ball dipped right now 14-6 at half

El Padrino said...

you whore
what did you do that for?
needed the crack that bad?

The Rev said...

SPR... quality flick.

The Rev said...

During my lunchtime today, I checked out the mall.

I found a McNabb Eagles green Reebok Replithentic jersey (both sewn on numbers and name with screen logos). Retail normally for $110.

Today, it was $33.

McNabb on the clearance rack... that's something.

Yep, I bought it.

temwr said...

I like vacation days.

X box 360 is cool.

Watching the girl play Sonic and yell at Tails is pretty funny too.

I am a little concerned about the NCAA game though. Stevie Slaton runs for 3000 yards and get 43 TDs and doesn't even get a Heismann vote.

Of course he starts the next year at the top of the ballot, but still, WTF.

Isiah Thomas said...

crack is expensive ep.

El Padrino said...

true

The official toxicity limit for humans is between one and one and half grams of cocaine depending on body weight. I was averaging five grams a day, maybe more. I snorted ten grams in ten minutes once. I guess I had a high tolerance.

whoa black bettey bam-a-lam

El Padrino said...

Pablo Escobar: Our business here today is cocaine, yes?

George: Si. Yes it is.

Pablo Escobar: I need to find an Americano who I can trust. One with honor, intelligence...

George: You need an Americano with balls, Senior Escobar.

Pablo Escobar: Yes, and balls, Mr. George.

anonymous said...

gettin my first hands on with the 360 tonight. Champ brought it with him. no idea what games he has tho..

hopefully its the hotness.

El Padrino said...

This is Grade A 100% pure Colombian cocaine, ladies and gentlemen... Disco shit... Pure as the driven snow.

50 kilos of cocaine? That's nothing. I piss 50 kilos.

El Padrino said...

let me know iam
was playing it last night til 2am

creating a superstar on Madden 07
got an 80 on the wonderlic and ran a 4.61

anonymous said...

what kind of a name is Thad? go home wit dat noize.

kodiac130 said...

Damn, Clemson needs to get it going....they look pathetic! 6 freaking points on the worst defense in D1 football; 2 missed fg's and an extra point? Looks like my ranking in the LOV bowl mania pool will be taking a big hit.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

I'm out boys, the beer awaits

whocares said...

Zeke,

Nice Killer Clowns From Outerspace reference. That scary bitch looked exactly like one of them. I bet she hatched out of one of those cotton candy cocoons and everything. Damn that bitch was ugly.

Beth82678 said...

You're not the only one Kodiac, I put a confidence rating of 31 on Clemson winning.

whocares said...

Weak ass UK ball dipping a team that was one game away from going to the ACC Championship Game?

I forgot how overrated the SEC was...

Isiah Thomas said...

wc - I'm glad my KCFOS reference didn't go unnoticed.

kodiac130 said...

another fumble? What is that, like 6 turnovers for Clemson barely half way through the game? Pafuckingthetic

Isiah Thomas said...

Kentucky could win the Superbowl!

IT'S THE SEC!

kodiac130 said...

that sucks Beth, I have a pretty high confidence on this one too. Unfortunately for me I think I put like a 31 on the Gophers beating Texas Tech. Stupid homer pick, that one is going to make or break me (most likely break me). Of course, I won't even be able to see that game because it's on the NFL Network...lousy cable tv.

Beth82678 said...

You know, I don't think I'd mind losing this game if it would calm Zeke down about the SEC, but that doesn't seem likely to happen. I think Zeke could die this week and he'd want "The SEC is over-rated" on his tombstone.

The Rev said...

I'm on hold with Sirius Satellite Radio right now, and they are playing holiday music while on hold.

I was only calling to change my account, but now I may cancel just because of the Xmas music.

Isiah Thomas said...

The SEC is overrated would be directly below : "FUCK DUKE" on my headstone.

Beth82678 said...

I do have to give you kudos though Zeke, even death wouldn't stop your hate.

whocares said...

Zeke's hate cannot be stopped simply based on his state of consciousness.



21-6 Kentucky. The SEC sucks.

anonymous said...

ep, love me some Depp in Blow. quality.

anonymous said...

this day can kiss me between the cheeks.

Isiah Thomas said...

The SEC shall rule the earth!

kodiac130 said...

Depp in blow is quality; Depp in Fear and Loathing is transcendant. Greatest Movie Ever (well, top 10 at least)

The Rev said...

Fear and Loathing wasn't bad.

But the only line I remember from it was "Quick, like a bunny!"

kodiac130 said...

I wonder who would win between Clemson and my nephews pop warner team; I guess it would probably come down to home field advantage

El Padrino said...

blow = excellence

kodiac130 said...

"We had two bags of grass, a saltshaker full of cocaine, a galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers; also, a quart of tequila, pint of rum, bottle of ether. Not that we needed all of that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendancy is to push it as far as you can."
-that's my favorite line; but the best scene is when Benecio is tripping in the bathtup and wants Depp to throw the toaster in to electricute him at the climax of White Rabbit.

kodiac130 said...

I think that appreciation of Fear and Loathing is directly proportional to the amount of drugs you have injested over a lifetime (and while watching the movie)

whocares said...

"The SEC shall rule the earth!"


It already does. You're coming around Zeke. I can feel it.

whocares said...

28-6 UK.


ACC,

Thanks for playing.

Regards,

SEC

anonymous said...

my boss: happy new year, see u guys later..

agitator guy whos a MI fan: see ya, i'll be rootin for ND in their bowl game..

boss: (pause).. eh.. yeah, theyre not a very good team. (sighs, puts head down and walks away)

best moment of the year for us.. Mr ND finally broke down and admitted defeat.

anonymous said...
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kodiac130 said...

Is there anything more beautiful than a broken down ND fan? Only if it's your boss (my boss is a ND fan as well)

anonymous said...

shockey is out, ankle. the iron man takes a hit...

anonymous said...

only thing better is a broken down and emotionally battered woman.

just how i like em.

thejaywhite said...

love the movie BLOW..all time classic..i get angered its not mentioned more often as a classic.

The Rev said...

On a related drug note...

I think I'm addicted to nasal spray.

The Rev said...

Mike Tyson's mugshot

Make your own caption

anonymous said...

i need a face tattoo.

El Padrino said...

college placekickers suck
how do you miss a 33yd FG

The Rev said...

BOO

The Rev said...

Almost eerily similar, ain't it?

The Rev said...

Just testing

The Rev said...

I'm out! Happy new year, bitches!

whocares said...

Ten more minutes of sitting here before I can leave. Ten. More. Minutes. Someone shoot me now...

El Padrino said...

pow!

i got another half n hour

stabbing weapons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Isiah Thomas said...

girl is outty for a while....Sierra Nevada Pale Ale chillin in the fridge...nuts about to get scratched....

kodiac130 said...

I got a 12 pack of CL and some itches that need to be scratched; go Oregon State, SC, Purdue and Minnesota. CAUSE I DRINK ALONE

kodiac130 said...

unfuckinbelievable; anyone else watching the Oregon State game?

kodiac130 said...

hands down the best bowl game so far. Pure balls on that 2 point conversion

El Padrino said...

enjoy fellas

i've finally escaped!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Worst. Day. Ever.

Isiah Thomas said...

Minnesota should fire its complete coaching staff.

And shame on the refs for giving TT two extra timeouts when they have none.

kodiac130 said...

We should just fold our damn program, we couldn't do shit in the Big 10 over the last 3 years with 2 first team all-american offensive linemen and the Barber/Maroney combo. Honestly, it's probably better I wasn't able to see this trainwreck. And Zeke, sure we can fire Mason and his staff, but who the fuck will be willing to coach here? We haven't had a descent coach since Lou Holtz bolted for ND in 85

kodiac130 said...

and while I am extremely pissed off about this epic choke job, I'm really not surprised, just off the top of my head I can think of 5 equally bad or worse chokes we have had during the Mason tenure.

Isiah Thomas said...

if you lose a 31 pt lead you don't deserve to have a job.

but seriously...the refs....

if you're down and driving on your last possession, unless its 4th down, don't stop the clock to measure. Measuring twice under 30 seconds after 1st down is almost point shaving material.

Glen Mason should be hang, fuck saddam.

kodiac130 said...

so Mason doesn't deserve the job....not shit genius, but who are we going to get who is any better. All year I keep having to hear from and read about dumbshit Gopher fans calling for Mason to be fired...well fine, he's a shitty coach, we all know that. But who is going to come to Minnesota and do any better? At least Mason has brought us to bowl games; I'll take mediocrity over being completely and utterly hopeless anyday.

kodiac130 said...

and for complete and utterly hopeless, please see the Gophers basketball team. At least the football team is decent enough for me to give a shit about.

The Rev said...

I was in a mosh pit tonight.

Jay Scott said...

i'll be MIA for a while folks, all my stuff got packed up and shipped off today. i had to get on a friends computer to check football scores. And since they took my tv, i missed the fricken Tech game.


Gooo Raiders

thejaywhite said...

Why doesnt Minnesota rehire

Hayden Fox- Head Coach,

Luther Van Dam- Assistant Coach(defense),

and
Dauber Dabinski(special teams)

kodiac130 said...

I would love to see Tony Dungy available for the job; he's the only big time coach who would at least consider coming here. He played quarterback for the Gophers, and spent a lot of time here as a Vikings assistant coach.
I'd love to have Craig T Nelson as our coach, but I don't see why he would ever leave the Minnesota State Screaming Eagles

whocares said...

I fell asleep (passed out) last night only to wake up this morning to see Minnesota lost that game. You f'n kidding me?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Good. One less Dukie.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Fantasy Golf? just a thought.

JFreak said...

Boo Miez...just boo.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

sorry. I was reaching.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

No. I'm not apologizing for that. Fantasy golf is a viable form of entertainment.

And shave that damn mustache. And open your eyes.

Isiah Thomas said...

jay scott keep your ass down son. God bless.

thejaywhite said...

Im telling ya...hayden fox is the way to go for minnesota

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Hayden Fox can't be counted on to win National Championships when he lets the gay QB quit at the last minute.

thejaywhite said...

hayden ended his career with a national title..hes got nothin more to prove..but maybe for the right money he would come out

whocares said...

Didnt Hayden Fox end up taking a job in the pros? Gonna cost the gophers to lure him away from the NFL money.


And I would've banged his girlfriend hard. She was hot for an older lady, and I bet she was a freak in the sack.

whocares said...

Mona from Who's the Boss was the team owner, I think.

thejaywhite said...

good call on MONA being the team boss!!..shes probly dead now so hayden would leave..

and ya haydens wife was hot when I Was 12...i would have to say now i dont think i would be attracted to her

The Rev said...

Coach references... nice!

Jay Scott... hope to see you back here eventually. Best wishes to you.

kodiac130 said...

Hey rev, how can I link my blog to the LOV contributor page? My name is there, but I figured I may as well put my blog link too (since everybody else has their's linked)

kodiac130 said...

Wohoo BC, wow there have been some great bowl games over the last 2 days

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