Tuesday, December 19, 2006

"Its been one week since you looked at me..

Cocked your head to the side and said I'm angry.."

so one week proves to us that the Colts can actually score again, the Bengals apparently can't, and yet both teams are basically still pretenders at this point. Colts D plays solid for one week, and they'll probably get bobbed on. they still have mad issues, and i dont think anyone is fooled. nice gameplan by the Bengies. they must want Indy to clich ASAP.

i think the biggest underlying problem here is that for as amazing a player as Peyton is (even if youre a hater, you can at least respeck' him), they have done nothing for him on the defensive side. you have some good individual players, and even on paper it seems like they should at least be decent, but they are a siv. swiss cheese up in this mofo'. swell. that'll win ya a super bowl.

but anyways..

so yesterday TO got nailed with a $35G fine. sean taylor got 17,500 last year for his playoff game loogie, but TO gets double. hmm. also, a detail that everyone seems to be glossing over is that i believe they havent even seen the incident on camera. they just seems to have based the fine off of TO simply saying that he did it. this is the league trying to "set a standard" or something now. maybe theyre taking it a bit further this time due to the basketbrawl. or maybe theyre finally just out to get TO. and maybe they are.. but i'm fine with that. this dude deserves everything they can throw at him. what an ass pony.

speaking of the nfl being Billy Bad Ass on suspensions and fines.... remember that Detroit Lions asst coach that was drunk and naked when he rolled through a late-night drive-thru? yeah, well the league finally suspended him for the Bears game this week. i guess the one game that the team immediately suspended him for didnt matter. way to hop RIGHT on that though, Commish. incase you were wondering, yes, this incident happended back in freaking September. this was in preseason. now we're at the end of the season. thanks for getting right on top of it.

random baseball news.. the Yanks, not to be outdone by the Saux, have signed some Ching Ming Wong lefthander. yeehaw. and folks, please dont sit near the edges.. you will be the first to fall off when the (asian import) bandwagon breaks. move to the inside (you'll thank me later). and didn't we already go through this once? well, now we're going top dollar on them apparently.

im done, and im going to pistol whip you now.

and as we inch closer to bowl season kick off, this comes courtesy of Senor El Padrino:

TCU -12 over NIU : TCU's two losses come via Utah and BYU. They were early in the season and the have rolled since. NIU's star back Garret Wolfe will need to have a monster game in order to beat the Horned Frogs. I think TCU will neutralize him when it counts and I think they come out on top.

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Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Go Duke!

Isiah Thomas said...

I think TO came out today and said he didn't spit on the guy, he was just jawwing at him and got some 2nd hand spit on D Hall.

Isiah Thomas said...

I encourage everyone to listen to Dan Patrick's interview with Mike Irvin yesterday in regards to TO spitting.

Isiah Thomas said...

Gilbert on playing the Nuggets without Carmelo: "When Melo is in there, they play iso basketball. They make sure they give him all his touches. As soon as he's out of the game, they run. So we knew they gonna come out and play that type of game. I told Coach Karl every time I watch you, you guys play better without him. The ball moves and everybody goes."

El Padrino said...

colts problem on D is that the linebackers are all undersized

see rudi run through cato june like a ghost?
and gary brackett has got a motor but he's 4"11.

that's why rob morris was in there...yeah he's slow but he knocks the snot out of people and puts a little oomph in the d.

i would love to see there last 3 years of free agency and draft picks to see if they acutally tried to bolster the D.

El Padrino said...

speaking of irvin
who ever let's him on tv with those ridiculous suits and ties should be fired immediately

he looks so goddam foolish

whocares said...

Who gambles on TO next year? The Raiders?

El Padrino said...

how many times did thiesmann and kornhole say that the D was built for speed to rush the qb because the offense would always be in the lead?

I can count 9 times they said that.

whocares said...

Irvin's tie color was bad enough, but did everyone notice the SIZE of the f'n knot? Hey Mike, it aint 1977 anymore. Small knots are in.

El Padrino said...

one more thing before i go "do work"

anyone see Tirico's woody as he opened the broadcast :
"When your handed the schedule in Septemeber you look at each game and when I got to this one, I just thought, WOW"

fag

anonymous said...

RE: irvin's suits.. whats the phrase that whitlock says? bojangling?

Isiah Thomas said...

great call on Irvin's tie knot size.

Jesus fucking christ the thing has to be 6 inches wide.

Isiah Thomas said...

I think SP made this point : ESPN is paying double for MNF what NBC is paying for SNF. ESPN should get the flex sched too.

Isiah Thomas said...

yeah bojanglin.

bojanglin baby, go hed baby, bojanglin baby, go hed baby.

Isiah Thomas said...

This is worth a Scarlett Z.

JFreak said...

I nominate the Colts defense problems to be injuries.

I mean, they were starting their third-string safeties yesterday. Bob Sanders, Antoine Bethea, Marlin Jackson and Mike Doss...all out. They had a guy starting (Dexter Reid) who they signed just like 3 games ago.

And you can't forget the two starting defensive lineman that they lost, Corey Simon and Montae Reagor.

JFreak said...

I voted for Satan...the two deserve each other.

El Padrino said...

corey simon was the guy they signed to stop the run right?

but that's where a good gm comes into place. Injuries are part of the game, draft or sign capable back ups, that happened to the giants last year at the o line & backer position. but this year he made sure there was adequete depth at each position.

anonymous said...

and the detroit lions wouldve competed for the title, except they have even more losses/injuries this year than the colts.

peyton and the colts are my favorite team to watch, but their D is hideous whether starters or backups are in. im a huge fan, but im also objective.. theyre weak, whether the excuses are justified or not. bottom line is.. youre not fielding a good D, and youre wasting another good peyton manning year.

temwr said...

I'm hungry

Isiah Thomas said...

I'm calling the Suns trade for AI then move him somewhere else.

anonymous said...

AI is still in the league?

temwr said...

SC said Philly talked to 28 of the 30 teams in the league about AI.

Then they asked, assuming they didn't talk to themselves who is the other team that they didn't talk to?

Umm, I want to know the answer that that, but I don't think they will ever tell.

anonymous said...


aint dat da toof.
and look at the poll results. why does the Gov care about this again?

El Padrino said...

that's right iam
this guy is as durable as anyone but wasting the great peyton years might not be the smartest thing to do, all it takes is one nice shot and the guy could blow a shoulder or knee or broken bone

then what
jim sorgi?

draft defense, grab a FA run stuffer, overpay if you have to
you let edge go to save $$ right?

shoulda signed Trotter or Pierce or Griesen or any other run stuffing LB that has been available the past 2 years.

i blame the gm

Spaceman Spiff said...

arent they paying reggie wayne number 1 receiver money?

Isiah Thomas said...

NFL talking heads LOVE Polian though, but you're right EP.

re: Mary Jane. It's a gateway drug....gateway to a good time.

JFreak said...

Yes...but if they didn't pay him #1 receiver money, someone else would have. And if they don't sign him, they either have Aaron Morehead or Ricky Proehl as their 2nd option...not good.

And I think the coaches figured having Simon in the system for a year would be like picking up a FA. That didn't pan out well.

Isiah Thomas said...

Didn't Simon get the clap and they shut him down for the year and Reagor flipped his SUV going to a game?

Do you need two #1 WR's anyway? Manning could make a decent #2 look good.

JFreak said...

I'm not exactly sure what Simon has...but it was a non-football injury, so I think Indy was looking to get some of the money recouped...that's not gonna be good for relations next year.

Beth82678 said...

No one else has mentioned it yet Iam, but major kudos for the title to your post. That's one of my favorite songs ever. Now if I could only learn all the words...

And can someone please get Tem a sandwich for god's sake? I mean he said he's hungry a full half hour ago.

whocares said...

For the record, I like NIU +12 tonight, so if I were any of you I would loooooooad up on TCU. Seriously, if you have a farm, bet it on TCU.

anonymous said...

i used to know every single word when that song came out.

whocares said...

Beth,

I'm calling bullshit on that being one of your favorite songs. How do you not know the words to one of your all time favorite songs?

For instance, I bet Rev knows all of the words to Air Supply's "I'm All Out of Love."

El Padrino said...

i love tcu to cover 12

Beth82678 said...

Hey, I didn't say it had ALWAYS been one of my favorite songs, just over the past year or so when I've started listening to some BNL. And you have heard the song right? It's not like there's only a few slowly-said lines in it.

And even when he's not here the Rev gets abused. Nicely done.

El Padrino said...

barenaked ladies?

Beth82678 said...

Yep.

El Padrino said...

took a cell phone pic of some fat ho wearing uggs on the train this am...is there an uglier line of footwear out there today than these space boots?

i need to figure out how to post these pics

whocares said...

Beth,

I'm losing confidence in you quickly. You just became a fan of Bare Naked Ladies in the last year? I think they came onto the scene in 1995 and left some time around 1999. I think they took their American dollars back up to Canadia.

Isiah Thomas said...

just to pile on....

I'm sure Rev can belt out a perfect rendition of Whitney Houston's "Saving All my love for youuuuuuuuuuuu" as he's staring down his favorite "hoagie".

anonymous said...

http://members.tripod.com/BNL/Week.html

Beth82678 said...

Whocares, I'm not proud of how long it took me to become a fan. I'm still not a huge fan though, but do love a few of their songs. And if you've never heard it, you have to listen, or at least read the lyrics, to their Christmas song "An Elves Lament".

Spaceman Spiff said...

everyone is on TCU, the line is moving, 12.5 now, jump on it now

anonymous said...

EP, pix message that to your email. download it to your computer.. then when you go to write a new post, click the little picture icon above the text box, and browse to your photo...

bingo bango. i wanna see space boots.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Just listened to "the playmaker" on the Dan Patrick archive. Good call Zeke. Some hilarious stuff in there.

"If I'm no good to me I'm no good to my team"

Re JJ Stokes: "he was never the same man after that"

anonymous said...

holy crap... whatever happened to jj stokes? did he die?

Martin VanNostrand said...

Alcohol and Million Dollars are great BNL songs as well.

Isiah Thomas said...

MV - that's what I'm talking about, there is some great stuff in that interview.

Spaceman Spiff said...

i'm going to the hawaii bowl

Spaceman Spiff said...

scheduled temp for that day? 81 degrees in december, awesome

Martin VanNostrand said...

He actually played with the Pats last season. Not sure where he is now. Based on Michael Irvins take of JJ being spat upon he is probably in Vegas working an alternative burlesque show.

whocares said...

"everyone is on TCU, the line is moving, 12.5 now, jump on it now"


This makes me like NIU even more now.

El Padrino said...

spiff that's fucking awesome
hawaii is a lock too
put your cash on them while your there

El Padrino said...

iam : trying now

Spaceman Spiff said...

yea i did, grabbed it before it gets over 7, will easily be able to root for the home team now

Martin VanNostrand said...

Just remembered Rev said his boss was in today and he would not be on here. I guess if the hate party continues we will not get a rebuttle until tonight.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Nice LL ref earlier Zeke. Forgot to give propz fo dat.

Spaceman Spiff said...

taco bell used a british guy as their spokesman in their commercial to assure people the e. coli is gone.at least fake it and hire a mexican to read the flash cards.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Rev bashing....good stuff.

the greatest BNL song of all time is Jane, but i like em all, one of my fav bands in the 90s.

The early 90's where probably Beth's "experimental" stage, she was only listening to anti-man, angry chick music.

Martin VanNostrand said...

of the 19,200+ that voted 88% say aunt mary should be legalized and taxed by uncle sam.

Maybe I'm wrong but I think that gov tax might make weed prices go up.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

that's why she's just getting into BNL

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

na, it'll make the prices go down. Because it could be mass produced, ya figure the tax would be something like the liquer tax (around 15% i think).

Isiah Thomas said...

spiff - good call, I saw that commercial, that is puzzling why a english guy is telling me my Taco Bell is ok to eat.

I like your idea better.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

imagine walking into a restaurant and having the "desert brownies" before the meal....that would be a great day.

Isiah Thomas said...

HI is going to kick the dog shit out of ASU, I'm talking 71 - 10 style.

I put that as my highest rated game in our pool.

Martin VanNostrand said...

she was only listening to anti-man, angry chick music

haha

Tori Amos, Ani DiFranco, Alanis Morissette, Stabbing Westward, Jordan Knight

anonymous said...

gov tax might make weed go up, but it will make court costs go down(ie, you wont be in jail).

thejaywhite said...

T.O. is awsome and he should not have been fined. There is no evidence and it will get overturned.

Martin VanNostrand said...

I guess your server would have to cut you off after 2 brownies. Would they make the legal toking age 21 or 18 and how does a cop tell if you're too high to drive? There has to be research or polls on this out there.

anonymous said...

how do u hand out a fine with zero evidence, other than his contradicting statements.

anonymous said...

too high to drive? pashaaaaw.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

good question MV, I'm guessing his first clue would be the radio on max, followed by the open half eaten bag of Doritos, and the chocolate stains on your shirt. He would then have to listen and count the number of times you say Bro or Bra or Man in one sentence.

Martin VanNostrand said...

You get pulled over, they smell the icky sticky and you say I only had two hits officer. I'm thinking instead of a breath-a-lizer they put a box of dunkin donuts in front of you. If you eat more than your height/weight ratio says is normal then you are past the legal limit.

anonymous said...

http://sports.espn.go.com/
ncf/bowls06/news/story?id=2698799

lead story on the WWL about coaches and $$ for the bowl games. who says that being "in" with voters doesnt help you out. (see: always trying to get notre dame in a bcs bowl)

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

the Donut test....i like it

anonymous said...

gauging it on a box of donuts.. priceless.

youd have to be in-tune to the game and resist. i think the dark side would snag most stoners though...

Martin VanNostrand said...

Rev prob sings a medley of Lady in Red/Lay Lady Lay into the traffic mic between late night reports.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Whats the problem officer Bro? Whoa, seriously? Dooode! How did you know I was hungery?!?! Sure I'll have some donuts.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

haha And do you have any funions man?

El Padrino said...

love the donut test

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Miss USA keeps her crown, I'll lay down $100,000.00 that says she fucked Donald to keep it.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

At the very least a hand job.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Funions and a Big Red or Cheerwine to wash it down.

Isiah Thomas said...

The clauses in those coach's contracts - they get bonuses for doing their jobs. Great fucking gig.

My new professional goal in life, learned after seeing first hand in the corp world, is to get into upper upper mgmt, then work to get fired. The severance packages companies hand out are beyond ridiculous.

Isiah Thomas said...

re: tip jars

saw this the other day and wondered "WWLD"?

It was a Subway or some shit, and the tip jar said "Tipping is good karma".

Doesn't the part about "good karma" give the person telling you you'll get good karma - bad karma?

And tipping you for reaching for tomato's when I said pickles doesn't equal tip in my book. Sandwich artist my ass.

El Padrino said...

tipping a subway sandwhich maker is beyond ridiculous
they couldnt pay me to eat that garbage

Martin VanNostrand said...

That's truth Zeke. One of the higher up directors here got a pimp early retirement deal last year. About two years ago he just went crazy all the sudden. Randomly yelling at people in meetings and becoming ridiculous to work with. Finally HR started to get paper work on him quite often and began the early exit plan. They gave all his responsibilities to other folks and let him stay on to finish out the year. I think he staged it all.

anonymous said...


another take on the fugazi "brawl"
from the D.

calling out alot of people and keeping it real. i like.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

that was refreshing, whis some writers on ESPN had those kinda balls.

hi bill....fag!!!

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

*wish

anonymous said...

no espn writers have balls. they are The Machine, so they tell us what is nice and easy to swallow.

perfect example, Whitlock. now that he's on aol, he has a scroat back.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Best line in article:

"His 10-game suspension was nothing more than a warranted nuisance charge."

anonymous said...

and better yet, Melo's camp is talking about appealing the union because his 15 games werent "justified".

yes melo, you seem very sorry for all this.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Melo is pulling a melo on his apology. I'm adding him to my "guys that I want to kick their ass" list.

anonymous said...

we need a "i'd kick their ass if i met em" page. melo gets immediate induction. TO is my 2nd vote.

Martin VanNostrand said...

steve - please tell me Joey Lawrence and his brothers are on that list.

Spaceman Spiff said...

derek jeter

temwr said...

BNL is good stuff. Lots of good songs. I saw them in concert in October, they were great. Their new album sucks though, thankfully they realized this and did not play much from it.

In my best SG voice, "good times!"

Martin VanNostrand said...

Mike Bibby

Isiah Thomas said...

Please add Urban Crier to the list.

Isiah Thomas said...

Anderson Varjeao must be on the list also. As does Ginobli.

whocares said...

A little late to the conversation, but wouldnt the obvious "driving while high" sign be getting pulled over for doing 15mph in a 45mph zone? Dead giveaway.

Isiah Thomas said...

Please add Rev Smoking Steve to the list....

haahahahahhahah

just kidding, nothing but love Rev.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

LOL, so comeith the ass kicking list, you guys through out the names with reasons. I'll make the page tonight.

Isiah Thomas said...

the top spot on the list is owned by :

Mrs. Brady Quinn, MD.

the 2nd person is :

Duke Vitale

"I'm getting my ass kicked by a stranger bayybeeee"

El Padrino said...

raffle in my office, so far nothing

Isiah Thomas said...

JJ Redick shall be on the list.

Nice rookie year too JJ, he won't be a bust though right?

whocares said...

Ass Kick List:

All of these for general douchebaggery.


Federline
Wilmer Valderama
Tom Cruise

temwr said...

People I'd punch in the face and/or stomach if I ever met them. I have such a list and will list them now. I would add more to the list, but really TO would probably kick my ass if I punched him, so even though I want to punch him he's not on the list. Same for Jeter. Arod is on it though.

The list (in no particular order):

Skunk Patch
Tuesday Morning QB
Scoop Jackson
Sports Guy
Alex Rod
Brent Muskberger
Dan Fouts
Jim Gray
Joe Buck
Stuart Scott
Dan Patrick
Lou Holtz
Darryl Waltrip
Michael Waltrip
Kurt Busch
Kyle Busch
Guy who changed the name of the Structure store to Express for Men
Guy/Girl who hit my car in parking lot but left no note
4 people from grade school who needed an ass beating but I wasn't smart enough back then to realize it
Old College football coach
Old College offensive coord
Kurt Warner's wife
Bill Walton (pulling a Melo afterwards would be easy)
John Hollinger
Guy who cancelled Family Guy
Guy who cancelled Firefly (that show was awesome, I don't care what you say)
Dave Matthews

Isiah Thomas said...

I'll throw a red flag on Fed-Ex.

Only because he's tapped Britney, he has 4 kids already, and he might pull out custody of his kids from her and get alimony, AND might give us the sex tape.

If he doesn't pull out the sex tape I say he goes to the head of the list.

whocares said...

Jared from Subway
Joe Theisman
Chris Berman
Lee Corso

Isiah Thomas said...

Hollinger aka Bozo, needs a kick in the face.

Isiah Thomas said...

anyone see the Subway commercial with Strahan and Jared?

First - EP - defend your boy Strahan.

Second - Jared is back on the double QP with cheese diet.

temwr said...

Anyone who says their favorite Rocky movie was Rocky V
Dick Vitale (already mentioned)
Mark May

Isiah Thomas said...

Kurt Warner's wife, aka, Brenda "had a baby" Warner, needs to catch an ass kicking. Sonic hair having bitch.

whocares said...

If Fedex can produce a sex tape, I would shake his hand. No sex tape and I run into him? I'm punching him in the face.

A few on the list I would definitely pull a Melo (-steve). I would punch TO in the back of the head, but make damn sure there's a getway car nearby... with no license plate.

Isiah Thomas said...

I might need to go on that list, bc I want to see the new Rocky.

Isiah Thomas said...

the list for ESPN people should be who SHOULD NOT get a punch in the face. Basically the whole company needs an ass kicking.

temwr said...

Wanting to see the new Rocky is OK (its Rocky VI), but if you say your favorite was V the one where he fights Tommy Morrison then you need punched.

Spaceman Spiff said...

rocky! rocky! rocky! i'm watching that fo sho

whocares said...

Michael Moore
Barbara Streisand
Al Franken
Gloria Allred

Really, any hypocritical bleeding hearted liberal.

Spaceman Spiff said...

pull a melo on rosie o'donnell

temwr said...

Rosie would eat your hand if you put it near her mouth. She'd need a stomach punch.

whocares said...

Good call on Rosie, Spiff.

Anyone of those chicks from the view get Mellowed if I see them out.

temwr said...

Also Danny DeVito for making me picture him and Rhea Pearlman doing it in the Lincoln Bedroom at the White House.

Gross.

temwr said...

Any time anyone mentions the view I think of that clip and then I am reminded of the sex.

temwr said...

Bill Waterson for stopping drawing/writing Calvin and Hobbes.

bastard.

whocares said...

Michael Rappaport gets punched in the face for bad acting.

Isiah Thomas said...

Carrot Top should just be killed.

El Padrino said...

never saw that commercial
what's strahan doing hawking that shit anyway?

Ted DiBiase said it best.
Money talks.

whocares said...

Reality Show Whores:

Puck
Johnny Fairplay
Trishelle
Tonya
Mike "The Miz" from Real World
That annoying chick from Laguna Beach who was getting tagged by Leinart for a while

temwr said...

The chick on War at Home is hot though.

whocares said...

I hate many people.

Isiah Thomas said...

Wolf Blitzer needs an ass kicking also.

whocares said...

I also hate mini people.


So throw midgets on that list as well.

thejaywhite said...

id like to punch joe rogan

thejaywhite said...

tom brady, derek jeter, peyton manning as well

temwr said...

Why Peyton?

temwr said...

And Why Brady?

whocares said...

All Canadians.... except for Rick Moranis.

Isiah Thomas said...

I've said it before and I'll say it again :

Midgets are evil.

Isiah Thomas said...

Clowns.

All clowns need to get their asses kicked. Clowns are the devils messenger.

Isiah Thomas said...

M Night Shamalamadingdong deserves a few punches to the dome.

thejaywhite said...

i hate them thats why..i dont like try hards and over achievers

temwr said...

Fair enough.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

LOL, good god.


I Can't believe nobody mentioned Polly Shore or Richard Simmons or those dudes from that gay makeover show.

temwr said...

They go under the carrot top catergory of instant death.

anonymous said...

this hate makes my eyes water. well done, all.

El Padrino said...

yea nice hate

El Padrino said...

let me be the first to protest the winner of the bowl pickem game

said winner will not be considered a true champion by me, El Padrino, because there are no lines.

Martin VanNostrand said...

"Guy who changed the name of the Structure store to Express for Men"

hilarious - too many others to quote.

tem - D Waltrip has a car lot in Franklin, TN. Call the sales office and find out when their next shipment of some high $ 2007 models will be in. I'm sure he would be there for something big like that. Then just walk in the door and pimp slap him with a hand full of baby powder a la How High.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Note taken El P. I didn't even rank the confidence numbers in that league. Too lazy.

temwr said...

I did not rank them either. Mine go 1 through 32 in order played.

whocares said...

Dammit. I forgot to get in the bowl thing. And of course, I cant access it from work and am heading straight to the bar after work. Oh well. Everyone just rest easy knowing that I had last place on lockdown.

El Padrino said...

oh I ranked them because that's gonna be the difference between the winner and the loser

whocares said...

Also, the bets for the evening are:

NIU +12.5
NIU Over 17.5


Predicted Final Score:

TCU-134
NIU- 2

El Padrino said...

whocares, i like TCU
but i've been brutal lately
NFL is just a debacle of a league right now as far as any given sunday parity and NBA just breaks my heart sometimes

Suns first half -7 over Raps
TCU -12.5 for the game

temwr said...

Whocares,

I'm not sure whether or not the picks go on lockdown after tonights game or not. I bet you can change the rest if you want, just not this one. Who knows though.

El Padrino said...

ai to denver
it's donew

two first rounders
details coming

thejaywhite said...

iverson traded to denver
2-1sts, joe smith, A miller

THE CHAMP. said...

iverson to den

THE CHAMP. said...

damn, third

El Padrino said...

AI TO DENVER IS A DONE DEAL

thejaywhite said...

terrible trade..why not take foye and the shitty contracts or the young kids in boston...

A miller isnt exactly young and he plays good on shitty teams..so what....joe smith isnt a core starter either hes a 4-7 depth guy

whocares said...

Did anyone hear that Iverson was going to Denver???

Joking.

El Padrino said...

philly gets a good deal

expiring contract, good pg
and two 2007 picks in a deep draft

temwr said...

2 2007s might be good depending on where they are in the draft.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Melo and AI hummmm

temwr said...

I don't care if the draft is deep, I'm not too excited about 2 picks in the mid to high 20s.

anonymous said...

denver just got infinitely more ghetto.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Rev is on Eastbay right now getting a 76ers Miller jersey.

I'm looking into a custom #15 Nuggets jersey with "SNITCH" on the back.

thejaywhite said...

terrible trade...miller plays awsome on shitty teams..hes gonna ensure they dont get the 1 pick...you watch...bad move bringin him..shoulda went with the boston trade where ratliff came with above average young guys and a pick

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Jan 2nd Philly goes to Denver

anonymous said...

denver just got infinitely more ghetto.

and i think i'll gag a little bit upon seeing iverson in that sick light blue.

Spaceman Spiff said...

clippers are lame, coulda had iverson, couldnt part with livingston.

Dear Clippers,

thanks for going back to the basement

sincerely,
lakers

dear clippers,
thanks for making it easy to bet against you because last year's performance is influencing this year's lines.

-spiff

anonymous said...

if denver won the nba title, who do u think would wave the bigger gun at the parade?

the better gun to pistol whip with? the hotter spouse/girlfriend to beat?

i say Iverson is more street than Melo. AI at least will pop a woman if he had to, Melo would still probably run.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

I wonder how him and Melo will get along, two really big egos. Melo tries to pull a Melo on AI, and AI will cut his throat.

And on top of that, has an NBA team ever had the #1 and #2 scorers in the league before?

Isiah Thomas said...

re: Suns -7 1st half.

Nash said in the paper today that they had a terrible practice yesterday and are ripe for a beatdown.

anonymous said...

i need a place to order a customized Swingman jersey (stitched lettering). im stealing MV's idea.. i want a Snitch jersey.

Isiah Thomas said...

did anyone remember to enter DS's pick em?

anonymous said...

one thing is for sure.. they will not stay at #1 and #2. someone's points will suffer.

'you gotta get yours, before i gotta get mine..'

anonymous said...

me and the rev are in DS's

Spaceman Spiff said...

nash is setting the raptors up for a shlacking, but they do have to lose sometime, and since they are favored every night, a moneyline against them should pay up any day now

Isiah Thomas said...

I'm going to Suns/Wiz on Friday, I hope the Wiz break the streak then.

El Padrino said...

WIZ are more capable of such than the RAPS

i'm keepin my suns bet

Isiah Thomas said...

Did someone photoshop is hair?

Isiah Thomas said...

the only prob with the Wiz on Friday is that it'll be a back to back and the Wiz suck enough on the road as is. I'm still hoping for a game in the 120's or 130's.

anonymous said...

damnit, looks like u can get an authentic (169) or a replica (60). i want the happy medium for my Snitch jersey. that pisses me off.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

WTF

El Padrino said...

early day today
i had enough of the grind

anonymous said...

wow steve, those kids kept it realz, huh? (actually, that is some really effed up stuff they did.)

"They also all admitted attempting to pervert the cause of justice."

eh? good ol' england.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"In addition, she now has hearing problems which were caused by the blows inflicted to her head, AND she suffers from a lack of confidence."

confidence is worth a couple million in court, probly why she threw that out there.

Martin VanNostrand said...

If she had been wearing a rival Premier League club jersey I bet it would get thrown out.

anonymous said...

chuckle.

anonymous said...

i think she'll lack confidence after looking in the freakin mirror. plus realizing that most of her body was burned and she'll end up looking like the elephant man, if all the surgeries go well.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Nuggets vastly overpaid for Iverson.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Meiz - how was the Bucks game?

anonymous said...

well it was a Bucks game.. how good could it have been?

Isiah Thomas said...

No Brady in the pro bowl....haahahahahahahahahah

F U Tom

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