Wednesday, December 20, 2006

I'm all out of love... I'm so lost without you...

Yeah, I quoted Air Supply in the title. You got a fuckin problem with that?

And maybe I do know all the words. Just kiss my rosy red Reverend ass if you don't like it!

All y'all ma'fuggas in trouble now! I'm ready to go on a rant and a half tonight. I'm talking about 8 mouse scrolls on this sumbitch. Oh yeah! It's on, bitches!

(pausing to breathe, and take a shot of scotch)

OK, I'm calmed down now. I just had to write those things to let off some steam. I promise, I'll keep this to a few scrolls.

So I spent 12 hours today with the boss and a bunch of other guys moving a bunch of furniture in and out of the office. We got new carpet, new desks, new everything. It sucked, but I got a free lunch out of the deal and even a Christmas gift from the boss of some cold hard cash, so that didn't suck.

But here's what did suck. I was completely sheltered from the world throughout the day. No e-mail, no internet, no media whatsoever.

You know what that meant? You all were here making fun of my ass all day behind my back, which I enjoyed catching up on later at 11 pm, thank you very much. No really, I actually liked that.
Oh by the way... I hate Air Supply, though I did slow dance with a chick in 6th grade to one of their songs. Whitney Houston has about three songs I like, and ain't none of them slow (really, I only like those songs cause her ass looked cute in the videos back when she was actually hot). I don't know all the words to any Barenaked Ladies song, but I kinda liked that song about a million dollars. Just clearing that all up.
And... you all were talking about the Allen Iverson trade at 3:48 pm without me.

Know when I found out about the trade? About 7 pm.

And that was only because I managed to sneak a peek at the net while the boss was in the other room. He came in shortly thereafter, and I had to abort. I didn't even get a chance to click on and see what we got until about 8 pm.

This being under a rock all day thing sucks. I feel so Amish.

So I'm back at 11 pm and figuring you all are expecting my take on the whole thing. Or maybe you don't give a rat's ass. But I'll tell you anyway.

You know what pisses me off the most about the trade? January 2nd... that's the one game the Sixers have left against the Nuggets. And it's in Denver. We don't even get to have the big return game for Iverson in Philly until next season.

My God! I just realized the next time Allen Iverson plays a game in Philadelphia, I'll be married. How the fuck did that scenario happen?

Anyway... Andre Miller is a half-decent player who is now stuck. Joe Smith sucks ass. The two draft picks are interesting. It might make Philly a major trade player in the offseason when they clear some cap room and they have three first rounders to play with in the next draft.

But the Sixers are dead to me this season. Maybe next year I'll get back into it. Maybe not. Maybe we will suck for about three years straight.

Let's just say I won't be throwing down for any Sixers jerseys in quite some time. But a Denver Iverson jersey???

No, can't do it. Light blue is not my color.

I would have loved that Clippers trade. I could have rocked a Clippers Iverson in 2x. I really could have.

I got nothing else right now. I'm tired as all hell. I'll be back to my normal commenting self as much as I can and you all can make fun of my ass while I'm around again. Consider this your Wednesday hotness, posted early and ribbed for her pleasure.

5 more days until Xmas, and the Sixers just shit in our stockings. God bless us every freakin one!

311 comments:

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Isiah Thomas said...

"The Nuggets already are the league's fastest-paced team, so we won't see the scenes in Philly with Iverson jetting out on the break while Chris Webber gamely tries to drag his leg down the court."

John Hollinger is going from the "needs an ass kicking" to joining Carrot Top on the "he must die" list

The Nugs are the leagues fastest paced team? Huh? Wha? He's an NBA "expert" right?

The Rev said...

Didn't the Nuggets lose a player for 15 games that helps make them fast?

I think you give up any rights to the fastest paced team when that happens. Especially if you are not really the fastest paced team.

The Rev said...

I'll see you all tomorrow. I'm beat.

Isiah Thomas said...

Hollinger is a moron, plain and simple. He hates Nash and hates the Suns. He went out of his way to discredit Nash last season saying he doesn't make his teammates better nor was he close to MVP material. He'd spout off his made stats to back him up.

Now this season, he's trying to say "I was wrong about Nash" - fuck that. Now he has some stat to show how good Nash is. Hollinger is a fraud.

What's funny is Nash is having his best season this season. I can't wait to see what happens if he keeps it up. Can Nash get 3 MVP's in a row? I think the backlash/warped logic will prevent it from happening.

Isiah Thomas said...

Hoops isn't as easily quantifiable via stats the way baseball is. Hollinger devotes all his work to statistical analysis but it doesn't translate well. All you need to do to evaluate good hoops players is watch.

He's always trying to say "if player X played 48 minutes he'd average a triple double". No numnuts it doesn't work like that. There's a reason some scrub comes off the bench and only plays 20 minutes. If you average his stats to 48 minutes you wouldn't get that production.

ESPN needs to 86 his bitch ass.

Jay Scott said...

man, i commented several times on the last post, my browser wasn't showing that there was a new one. Steve, you can read up on what i said there

Jay Scott said...

And Rev, if you need a boost in morale, I suggest watching Rob and Big on mtv. no way to not leave on a positive note after watching that show. its hilarious

JFreak said...

Steve Nash, 3-time MVP.

It's just one of those things that doesn't sound right.

Isiah Thomas said...

"Steve Nash, 3-time MVP.

It's just one of those things that doesn't sound right. "

That's the exact logic that will prevent it.

Isiah Thomas said...

surprised Rev hasn't flipped his lid over Westbrook not making the Pro Bowl, I'm expecting at least a 4 scroll comment on that.

Isiah Thomas said...

from the last post...

re: Paulus

I think they said something like 60%+ of Paulus' assists last season went to Dome Piece Williams and GayGay Redneck.

They masked the fact that the guy totally sucks.

Isiah Thomas said...

re: Rob and Big

That's a great show.

Do work.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

I don't really care if Paulis lights up the assist, I just want him to stop turning the damn ball over.

thejaywhite said...

terrible trade for philly....how many cents on the dollar you think bill simmons calls this trade..im gonna say 65%

thejaywhite said...

BTW...TJW did not have a good night last night eh...I may have lost my number one random bang..she dropped by with the old I cant come in..I got a friend in the car move....so I had to bring in my number 2 for the night.....kinda tired now though..number 2 doesnt just leave after words so I was up til 3am as she actually wanted to watch the rest of the movie der....

thejaywhite said...

Im also worried about giving number 2 more playing time....its never good to fuck with the playing time of your lineup

El Padrino said...

rev i need your biz tele for the delivery, i emailed you back
quicker the better

jaywhite, kick the bitch out
start a kroop cough or something

El Padrino said...

22's son

thejaywhite said...

she didnt get here til 1,115ish...its not like i let her stay 6 hours..but when we're done at like 215....get out..u dont gotta watch the end of the movie

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

So it looks like Al-Queada thinks we should be dealing with them and not the Iraq government on our withdraw plan.

I say the new Defense Secretary should making a public statement wholeheartedly agreeing with the nut job, we should admit defeat and offer to meet to "negotiate".




And then bomb his ass.

Isiah Thomas said...

re: AI trade

I'm not ready to crown Denver's asses just yet. AI/Melo could be a nice combo but I don't think Camby and Nene are enough of an inside presence to make noise in the West.

El Padrino said...

in a seven game series
the SPURS, MAVS will kill them

and the Suns will beat them in the 7th game with the home advantage

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

no doubt Zeke, what are they going to do about a Duncan/Nowtzki.

They will be fun to watch though, looking forward to melo getting back.

Isiah Thomas said...

I bought 2 more of those "right to buy" tickets for the Suns Home Game 1 of the conference finals.

I've got 4 RTB's for Home Game 1 of both the 1st and 2nd rounds and the 2 above.

I'm praying Amare's knee(s) hold up.

Rev - buy an AI Denver throwback, I'm sure it'll be out soon if its not already.

El Padrino said...

how bout those horned frogs

good call whocares

jugdish said...

TJW switching from the right hand to the left hand...sweet!

Isiah Thomas said...

that game last night was over from the opening kickoff.

and watch for the falling Lakers, with Odom out and this long road trip, it'll be a long hard fall for them.

The Rev said...

I would totally do a Denver Throwback of AI. That would rule.

On Westbrook... I actually don't care. The Pro Bowl has never mattered to me.

thejaywhite said...

ya man..i might have to call in the 3rd stringer soon..but im not sure if my mouth can reach

jugdish said...

yoga

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Sex Tape or No Sex Tape, he's still a doshe if there's a sex tape, then he's just less of one...but still one nonetheless.

whocares said...

Thanks ElP,

I knew when I had a good feeling about NIU I should have pulled a Costanza and just done the opposite. NIU suuuuuucks.

Isiah Thomas said...

"giving gifts to your parents is out of control we're not gonna make this a yearly thing" -- Zeke talking to his lady this morning.

El Padrino said...

*applause for zeke

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

way to go big guy, did ya show her your backhand when she tried to talk back afterwards?

Isiah Thomas said...

no backhand since it was over the phone.

just a verbal backhand.

El Padrino said...

pow!!!!!!!!!

El Padrino said...

that moose i took a pic of yesterday with those UGGS is on my blog, funny shit

i refuse my wife to buy them or even think about buying them

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Big 'Rob & Big' fan

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Dude, was that moose even wearing pants?

jugdish said...

Monk Fight

Isiah Thomas said...

1) Over/Under on when Larry Brown is the coach of the Nuggets?

2) Anyone catch Kobe giving the Mutombo finger wag after he fouled out last night? The announcers were killing him.

anonymous said...

i chuckle in Jug's general direction. nice jabs.

El Padrino said...

nah maeiz
miniskirt
it was horrifying

El Padrino said...

monk fight, ha

anonymous said...

back a couple days, those SNL clips online.. did anybody see The Bitchslap Method? i think it was Ludicrous (?) tha rappa' and his character was Dr Bitchslap. it was actually pretty funny (especially for SNL).

and i think Melo being called a more athletic Glenn Robinson is relatively on point.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

aren't' Monks the ones that sweep in front on them when they walk to avoid killing insects? or some shit like that.


The world would be a better place if we just eliminated all the fanaticals. Just stick all of them on an island and let them kill each other off.

jugdish said...

Apparently those Monks keep a lot of stuff bottled up. Maybe one Monk was sweeping in a rival Monk's porch. Don't push a monk over the edge!

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

HeHe, anybody ever see Anger Management? Not that great of a movie, but that one scene when Adam Sandler gets in a fight with the monk that beat him as a kid....good stuff.

jugdish said...

Where is the Rev this morning, do you think he was involved in that fight?

jugdish said...

I can see the Rev out there wearing that Andre the Giant wrestling singlet tossing Monks over the top rope.

temwr said...

re: parental gifts

Put the hammer down now zeke. Don't let it get out of control

re: sg exchange rate

I say he calls it 35 cents on the dollar

re: tjw

Your number 1 is gone. Your number 2 is now your number 1.

re: right to buy

Someone needs to explain this to me. If you buy a "right to buy" do they hook you up with the means to buy the ticket at face value?? Because right now I have the right to buy anything I want at face value, I just lack the means. In other words, I don't have to hook-up with the box office to get in at face value. Do they get you the hook up? This whole thing sounds like a huge scam to me.

temwr said...

And remember per a WV billboard:

When you beat your spouse, she learns a lesson.

anonymous said...

year end "thank you" mass emails from the corporate people are fcking worthless.

please die, asap.

thanks, lower management.

jugdish said...

What do 10,000 abused woman have in common?

They don't fucking listen!!

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

LOL @ jug

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

yea i hate those emails

We don't know your name, we wouldn't even flinch if you died in a fiery explosions, but we just wanted to say thanks for all the hard work.

FUCK YOU!!!

temwr said...

I'm glad I don't work at a large company.

Although the free booze christmas party would be nice. But that isn't a sure thing, so I'll stick with the small company.

jugdish said...

As far as sending gifts to the in laws go, after they just paid for our wedding, I can see me telling my wife we aren't giving them a present going over REALLY well. Pick and choose your battles is all I have to say.

Isiah Thomas said...

tem - Re: RTB

yes, they are only the "right to buy" playoff tickets - at face value.

Last season, it was impossible to get a Suns tix for the avg fan - they were sold out - mainly to season tix holders and brokers, etc.

Upper Deck tix were going for ridiculous amounts.

I'm going to hopefully treat the RTB's like stocks and sell them as the season wears on. Or use the profit from other RTB's to pay for the tix.

I bought 4 RTB's for HG 1 RD 1 for $16 a piece. Including face value that's about $60-65 per tix, which is much better than $150+ they were going for last season.

Isiah Thomas said...

that's the thing, we're just dating, they aren't the in-laws yet.

El Padrino said...

those emails are not only useless but also depressing, espeacially when they give me a shit bonus

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

yet?

anonymous said...

or no bonus at all.

thanks for rubbing it in every chance you get, "boss".

anonymous said...

"yet"

zeke just sealed his own coffin.

farewell.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

that's what it looks like Iam

Man Down!!!

We all need to take a moment of silence for our fallen comrade.

Isiah Thomas said...

we've been dating six or seven years now, its just a matter of when.

goodbye everyone.

Isiah Thomas said...

FH - have you heard anything about a Lions's Fan walk-out for this Sunday's game?

El Padrino said...

welcome to the dark side of the moon zeke

Martin VanNostrand said...

"5 more days until Xmas, and the Sixers just shit in our stockings"

nice line Rev

temwr said...

Re: rtb

I still don't get how they hook you up with the means to buy the ticket at face value.

If I pay $16 for the right to buy a ticket at face value does that guarantee me that they will hook me up with a ticket that I have to pay face value for or do I have to go out and find that ticket myself?

I need a step by step instructions for this that a retard can follow.

temwr said...

You know you have been dating for a long time when you use the words "or" and "years"

6 or 7 years.

in my case 7 or 8 years.

anonymous said...

if there is a pot luck, and i dont eat, yet everyone stops working and all im left to do is just sit here...

do i still get my own lunchtime later? cause im sure as hell taking it.

break now, lunch later? hey, i didnt ask u to shut the place down.. but i'll reap the benefits of it. i shall double dip.

Isiah Thomas said...

Tem -

I have a RTB for Home Game 1 Round 1 for the Suns. Once they make the playoffs and matchups/game times/etc are announced, the site buys a tix for me, they immediately charge my card on file then arrange for tix delivery details.

I believe that is how the process works. Also, VY is a spokesperson for the site so if VY is involved it means they may not throw pretty but they just win, right?

Isiah Thomas said...

FH - I think if you take a break to mingle with co-workers you lose your lunch right to another lunch break.

Sitting at desk = keep lunch break

just DGAF = break to mingle and another lunch break.

El Padrino said...

"i'm not interested in being mangled and embarrassed"

Rocky Balboa, opens today

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

to you boys that are in the 4+ years, you don't have a hair on your ass you don't use the "shit or get off the pot" proposal from the bachelor.

Spaceman Spiff said...

yea, tem, you even choose the general level you want the tix to be in, i dont think courtside is an option, but you could probly get good tix if you know your team will make the playoffs.

temwr said...

What is that damn RTB site again?

Spaceman Spiff said...

it ain't over til it's over, just give me somethin' to drink

El Padrino said...

from trailer]
Rocky Balboa: I think I still got something left in the basement.
Paulie: What basement?
Rocky Balboa: In here.
[points to his heart]
Rocky Balboa: I think I wanna like fight. Y'know, nothing big. Just small things, like, local.
Paulie: What? You haven't peaked yet?

temwr said...

Paulie is awesome. He needs to have some robot/human half breed kids with that robot from Rocky IV.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

I thought Paulie died?

Isiah Thomas said...

is adrian dead in this one or is she played by a new character?

Isiah Thomas said...

*new actress

Spaceman Spiff said...

i kinda glad adrian's dead

Spaceman Spiff said...

except we wont hear sly saying adriaaaaaaaaaaaan! anymore

Isiah Thomas said...

tem : RTB site

Not sure if there are others or not, this is the one I'm using. And for the Suns seat location is only listed as "upper deck". You get a tix up there somewhere, which I'm sure will end up being in a corner in the last row.

Not sure if other teams have lower bowl options.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

ss we might hear, he could be screaming out to her memory or something like that.

is anybody going see it tonight?

Isiah Thomas said...

SD Chargers initial sale price for a RTB upper deck Superbowl tix = $42. Now selling for $1600+

Isiah Thomas said...

one of the trailers I saw Apollo's trainer said something like "you fat and slow and suck, so we need to train smart"

Beth82678 said...

The Atlanta paper actually gave the new Rocky a good review, and from what I've heard that's pretty consistent with other reviews. Who'd have guessed that?

I think someone from LOV who goes to see it needs to do a quickie mini-review for the rest of us so that we can see how much the LOV review is copied by SG.

Spaceman Spiff said...

had no doubt this rocky would be worth my 6 bucks

ToddPacker said...

i hate deadlines...work is crazy right now....i think we need to come up with a name for someone who disappears from the LOV do to work/vacation....how about ghosting, MEIZing, or MOVing?...project deadline tonight, so tomorrow should be one of those days from the "No-Working" list

Isiah Thomas said...

so Adrian is dead? How'd she die?

They should have used the divorce line we coulda had dialogue like:


"your mothers a crack whore"

Spaceman Spiff said...

drago knocked her the fuck out

if she dies, she dies

Martin VanNostrand said...

Tommy Gunn gave her aids

anonymous said...

i feel like i was the only one who watched this trailer and died laughing.

im glad some of you arent Oscar voters. a 6th rocky? are u shitting me?

ps.. "they" also said 007 was the best ever, and it barely resembled a Bond flick. nice action/spy movie, but shouldnt have been called Bond.

JFreak said...

Is it weird I've never seen any of the Rocky movies?

Spaceman Spiff said...

it wasnt like a normal bond flick, but its more like the real bond character from the books. bond can kick ass, but connery, brosnan, etc cant fight worth a shit and the movies were made that way.

Martin VanNostrand said...

tp brings a good point. I vote for MEIZing. Name it after one of our own. now if MEIZing leads to a 3 week absence then the MOV catagory comes into play. There could even be a MOV section on LOG for lawless citizens on the endangered commentors list.

anonymous said...

SS, yeah, the bond flicks could use alot of help. the cheeseball routine got almost to "Batman nipple" type hokey-ness.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Jfreak - you only need to see 3 and 4. You need to do this before the next election though or you can't register to vote.

anonymous said...

freak, youre only held accountable for the first movie.. so yes, thats a little strange. gotta see the orig', as it's a classic.

Martin VanNostrand said...

In 3 you get Mr. T and Hulk Hogan

In 4 you get James Brown

those are reasons enough to see them.

Martin VanNostrand said...

If you're tempted to rent 5 just get Diggstown instead.

Martin VanNostrand said...

funny call

anonymous said...

and if youre tempted to see 6, just slit your wrists and put the nearest plastic bag over your head.

anonymous said...

"have a couple drinks, get a cute little mexican midget.."

JFreak said...

I'm getting the finger wag on that link. Won't load.

anonymous said...

i wish the Pittsburg Penguins would leave the city already and just become the Hartford Whalers.

anonymous said...

the call is worth checking out later then.

JFreak said...

Dolphins

thejaywhite said...

I cant believe more isnt being made of me losing a number 1 whore...dont you guys get laid, dont you know how big a deal this is? and what about her..does she all the sudden think shes not a whore and deserves more? Maybe its a new years resolution shes starting early to take dating more serious?

anonymous said...

She added: "Needless to say my closest friends and family did dolphin squeaking noises for the next five years any time they referred to me or called me or talked to me, which was pretty annoying."

so shes hot, and she has funny friends to boot. nice.

El Padrino said...

let's feel sorry for the jaywhite

temwr said...

re: tjw

losing your number 1 is bad, but you are showing too much of an attachment to her. she meant too much to you. this is affecting you too much, you are losing your edge.

Isiah Thomas said...

I liked what I saw of the new Rocky movie trailer, I'm sure it will suck though, but I'll prob see it anyway.

But after #5 (is alive) they should have gone even further than just a 60 yr old fighting for the title.

Adrian should now be a crack whore.

Paulie is gay.

Rocky's kid dug up Mick and skull fucked him, etc.

Isiah Thomas said...

I thought TJW didn't have/need wells and banged bitches at will.

Isiah Thomas said...

that's a good point tem.

TJW needs to pull a Snoop line on this bitch "bitch I treat you like 7-up, I never have, I never will" - whatever that means.

Isiah Thomas said...

maybe her test came back positive and she's pulling herself out the game.

thejaywhite said...

no attachment...she will be replaced rather quickly, but lets not kid ourselves...its not easy to find a true number 1, and id rather not slide number 2 up to 1..id like to keep her at 2...and find another 1...

temwr said...

re: tjw

losing your number 1 fuck toy is just that. losing a toy. go get another one.

the attachment thw is showing is very disappointing. i expected more.

thejaywhite said...

as funny as this statement may sound..i bang classy sluts..so i dont just go out and recruit dirtbags for my steady rotation...if that were the case id have ten number 1s

Isiah Thomas said...

do you scraight up replace #1 or give #2 an audition? Is there any tremendous upside potential with #2 that just hasn't been reached?

thejaywhite said...

I dont think 2 has much more potential than shes showing...shes hot, cool, but at the same time really not a slut..just a girl who is hoping she can win me over and make me her boyfriend..eventually she will lose hope....she isnt slutty like she doesnt take it in the ass or suck a lot of dick..so she has a real limited upside

Isiah Thomas said...

did the #1 become impervious to the roofies? If so just up the dosage and boom pow she's out like a light and back in the trunk, no worse for the wear.

Isiah Thomas said...

I think you need to 7-11 the #1 so she recognizes who she's messing with.

thejaywhite said...

1 was the real deal..took it in the ass the first night..parents loaded, has 3 benz's, loves to party, hates almost everyone just like me, didnt care who i fucked on the side as long as she didnt hear about it or have it rubbed in her face....theres still an outside chance 1 can be salvaged in the new year when ill start seeing her everyday in class again..

thejaywhite said...

i could be misreading the whole thing and 1s boyfriend might just be in town as i know he was in town last weekend she told me dont send her any dirty talk on instant msnger ....so maybe if she thought i would still send dirty talk even though i havent fucked her in a couple weeks i could be misreading things....i really wont know again until the new year..when she is forced to see how good looking I am every day in class

Isiah Thomas said...

did she give you the permanent Heisman or just for that night/weekend.

A few encouraging words for your quest to keep #1:

1) Never give, never surrender

or

2) Don't give up, don't ever give up.

temwr said...

Why would you go for the ass the first night?

El Padrino said...

#1 sounded almost too good to be true, no wonder your flipping out

anonymous said...

tjw, lay low.. let her stuff herself with food over the holiday.. you keep jogging, dont let the meals get to you... her bf will leave after xmas, and youll be right back in the game. plus, youll end up looking svelte (?) while everyone else has a little holiday chub. youll look extra better when she sees u after a couple weeks.. and she'll be back on your canadian bacon in no tyme.

another sermon served.

thejaywhite said...

#1 was too good to be true and the best part was her boyfriend takes her out for all the expensive dinners and i just bang her the next day and she would leave ASAP after so she wouldnt get caught..it was great...plus shes hot....and i go for the ass all the time..its my move..it works about 35% of the time.

temwr said...

tjw is showing too much attachment to his number 1 and for some reason hits the ass first.

not good signs...minus 2 gold stars.

Isiah Thomas said...

if you fight too hard for it though she's gonna think you caught feelings.

thejaywhite said...

not quite sure what the permanent heisman is

Isiah Thomas said...

Heisman = block = shut out

Isiah Thomas said...

Heisman = stiff arm

Isiah Thomas said...

"and she'll be back on your canadian bacon in no tyme"

Let the man preach people.

thejaywhite said...

As for the never surrender ..I think thats the wrong attitude with chics..if someones lost interest you should just give up...all your gonna do is embarrass yourself..i know once i lose interest aint nothing gonna change my mind

thejaywhite said...

See Zeke has it all figured out..you cant try with chics..u gotta let them know they dont mean much to you..they gotta feel like they are the ones that are more interested..thats how u get chics

Isiah Thomas said...

good call tjw, nothing worse than the reek of desparation.

El Padrino said...

that's right
make them feel worthless

anonymous said...

i personally think he should be awarded a 2nd gold star for the 1st time pooper style.. thats commendable.

dont knock the hustle.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Just saw the newest trailer for the Transformers movie, it's gonna be bad ass.

Isiah Thomas said...

steve I just sent up something for LOG - put it up when you get the chance.

"What the hell does this have to do about cupcakes"

Isiah Thomas said...

1st time pooper is quality. Is that before or after the main door though?

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

will do, i hasn't come through yet.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

*it

Spaceman Spiff said...

if zeke wrote the screenplay for 'a few good men' Cl. Jessup's line at the end would be "im gonna rip your eyes out and fuck your skull" instead of "puke in your skull". zeke loves the skull fuck move.

thejaywhite said...

after the main door of course...made her bleed all over too..at which point i said to her..'ur fucking pouring blood'

El Padrino said...

i would hope it's after
otherwise it looks a bit...well you know

El Padrino said...

nice
that reminds me of my first time:

girl was bleedin like she had been shot, and since we were on a white bean bag in the closet it looked horrible when the door was opened and light was on

it was like a CSI crime scene

good times

El Padrino said...

now if you'll excuse me i'm going to attack tourists outside for shopping in my city

temwr said...

ok, i was under the impression that the pooper was tjw's main event and he was bypassing the front door and going straight to the back door.

i will return his gold stars.

anonymous said...

wow, im gonna take the crackers away from my mouth for a second after reading that...

anonymous said...

going straight for the rear entrance is the ultimate FU.

Isiah Thomas said...

tjw please tell me you made her clean it up herself, that would rival the 7-11 story.

thejaywhite said...

no..TJW loves the pussy...I basically go backdoor just to see if I can, and I guess its a little fun to degrade them like that

thejaywhite said...

Well I didnt clean it up..I just toss them a towel when Im done.

Isiah Thomas said...

SG beat us to the Rocky review

This comment appears in the December 20 issue of LOV.

thejaywhite said...

I got a story that rivals the 7-11..its my pizza pizza story...maybe ill break it out on the website over the holidays

Isiah Thomas said...

I hope there's a snarky comment with the towel toss

"It'll be alright eh"

"this'll fix er up eh"

"this'll get-r-done eh"

thejaywhite said...

I toss the towel and say

"here ya go"

or

"use this"

The Rev said...

Internet connection down for about 2 hours today.

But the catching up on everything has been fun so far.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

haha Not bad Zeke, I just put it up under the Jokes section, when is part 2 coming out?

anonymous said...

"clean yourself up.. you disgust me"

keep it condescending.

Isiah Thomas said...

Cuz Phil is my father

This is a low level wth.

He cain't wait like the rest of us?

anonymous said...

i'd like to thank rev for the headline today... every time i comment, i start singing that song in my head.

Isiah Thomas said...

I encourage everyone to check out the latest edition to LOG Jokes.

No idea about chapter 2.

anonymous said...

rev, what whitney do u put on blast in the car?

"take... my.. life.. take me for what.. i .. am"

anonymous said...

we need the remix, the remix!

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

gonna have to look tonight and see I can't find the second chapter, I wanna find if Santa caps Rudolph or Mrs. Clause, or both. I gots to know man, this is compelling stuff.

anonymous said...

SG - Editor's note: This article originally ran on December 7, 2001.


eat a dick on the rehash, i dont care if rocky is relevant or not right now.

The Rev said...

Gentlemen...

I may go see Rocky Balboa at 7:30 tonight.

And I definitely think the LOV review should be given by a Philadelphian.

The Rev said...

"what whitney do u put on blast in the car?"

I don't blast Whitney in the car.

Bobby Brown, however, gets cranked up on the radio.

Spaceman Spiff said...

zeke, d'antoni gonna be on dan patrick in an hour

Isiah Thomas said...

good call spiff.

Mike D has a little ghetto in his talk.

temwr said...

temwr SG running diary:

1:50 - mag article...oh well the topic is Rocky VI, which could be cool

1:51 - SG calls himself the single biggest Rocky fan then says that Rocky V never happened. I imagine the single biggest fan in the world would actually like Rocky V. That's like saying I am the single biggest fan of those playboy triplets, but that second one sucks. The biggest fan loves all three

1:53 - Rocky VI will be good enough just because it follows Rocky V...fair enough

1:54 - SG can't recommend the movie. A suprising twist to the article seeing as he just said it is good by comparison alone.

1:55 - Why can't he recommend it you say?

1) Sly looks like plastic face man
2) Paulie looks too old
3) Umm something about a simulated boxing match on TV getting good ratings which shouldn't happen because nobody watching real boxing.
4) Rocky = Sly = sad

1:58 - SG takes Vikes SH takes Pack

1:59 - Lame SG idea for Rocky to fight Al Qaeda guy and solve Iraq war like he did Cold War.

2:00 - That was the end joke.

Isiah Thomas said...

Pa rump pum pum pum

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

You have a talent for that Tem.

El Padrino said...

nice tem, i owe you 4 minutes of my life

Isiah Thomas said...

tem have you tried to apply this skill to other parts of your life? You need to do this with a large, group email you get at work.

recap/restate the original email adding your own touch.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

or maybe you could start your own cliff notes business

temwr said...

Recapping a work email would be incredibly boring.

I might have to do a cliff notes version of a book.

Of course then I'd have to read a book.

thejugwhite said...

I think tem should do a running diary like that of the daily LOV blogs. That way if someone can't be on line for a particular day, they can read the diary and not have to re-read everything.

Tem??

El Padrino said...

you mean the comments right jug?

thejugwhite said...

yeah, that's what I meant.

temwr said...

Wow a LoV comments diary...

tempting.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Not sure if that can happen, unless tem wants to, but, 300 some comments with anywhere from 5 to 30 links in them every day. Might be a bit time consuming.

temwr said...

hmm and they are even time stamped for me...

not sure how many people would actually be interested in the summary.

maybe i will just make a book. put the posting and then a running diary of comments. it would sell a bazillion copies.

JFreak said...

Interesting side note...

They're no longer called cliff notes...it's Spark's notes now.

It's like Cliff just fell off the face of the earth.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

WOW, just read DBs now blog, can somebody explain it to me?

Either it's just not funny, or I really don't get it. I'm not sure which. Cause, really...it doesn't make any since, it's like listening to a baby talk. I'm not being a smart ass, it really doesn't make any since. I think he must have been stoned or something when he wrote it.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Spark offed Cliff and took over the empire?

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Cliff was my boy in HS/College, never had to read shit.


He will be missed.

El Padrino said...

for people who missed the day a running comment diary is genius

thejugwhite said...

Well...he wouldn't have to hit on everything, or all the links, just the high points like jokes about the Rev, high score changes, TJW penthouse forum updates, IAM's heavenly counselling, El Pad's gambling lines, and a big ND/DOOK sucks at the end to summarize Zeke's comments for the day.

thejugwhite said...

RE: not having seen any Rocky flick to date...

Either you're 11 years old, or from some communist nation...either way, as punishment you should have to watch Rocky 1 tonight and give us your thoughts on it tomorrow.

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