Thursday, December 14, 2006

I see some ladie's tonight, that should be having my baby, babaayy!

Seattle get's bitch-slapped at home. Saw the game at a bar last night. Seattle sucks. The weather sucks. No wonder Cobain killed himself. Between the Seattle thing he had that wreck of a woman as his wife.

Porter gets fined 10K for calling Winslow a homo.

Magic lose to Bobcats and cost me a new pair of wingtips.

Tank Johnson shoots his gun off then realizes it's illegal.

Matsuzaka takes over Boston.

The stripper gave birf to a baby. The one in the Duke case. No DNA match any member of the team, BTW.

Cowboy's New Stadium
Pot-Vick

Maybe a sensored remote controller isn't the greatest idea?WII

Rev, little wager on the big Giant-Eagle game this Sunday? Maybe if the Giants win you can send me Iverson.

NFL - no more amounts, switching it up (superstitious) 58-70-2

Cheifs +9 over CHARGERS
Why not? Cheifs are desperate for a AFC win. Their long beloved owner just died. Herm can motivate a peanut to do a backflip. I smell a "win one for the gipper". At the least, throw me the cover.

VIKES -2 over Jets
Best run defense in the league. And since the Jets don't have a running game that means they have to rely on Pennington and his pop warner arm. Nyet! Not in that noisy Metrodome.

Dolphins +1 over BILLS
Fins continue the hot December in chilly Orchard Park.

Some easy one's that need no explaining:
PATS -11.5 over Texans - Angry Brady
RAVENS -11.5 over Browns - Shutout

OVER / UNDER

PACK vs Lions (43) : OVER
BILLS vs Finis (34) : UNDER

Just Teasin'
PATS +.5
Fins +13
Ravens +.5
Rams +14.5

Hi Bill.

379 comments:

1 – 200 of 379   Newer›   Newest»
anonymous said...

hootie hoo?

anonymous said...

and nice white crusties on the corners of Vick's mouth.

El Padrino said...

i aint doing shit today

anonymous said...

dear houston rockets and sunken-eyed van gundy,

dont design a play that has Yao shoot a 3 with 1.2 seconds left in the game. youll probably lose.

sincerely,

anybody with half a brain.

El Padrino said...

van gundy looks like a gatekeeper in hell, i thouroughly enjoyed his stay in ny as coach of my knickerbockers

El Padrino said...

King

El Padrino said...

I have a whole crumb cake on my desk, my mission:

eat the whole thing today....

will keep you posted

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

man, the burger king, is just creepy, if i was a kid he'd probably give me nightmares and shit. Just a weird looking dude

El Padrino said...

i know, for $3.99 + a value meal
you can't go wrong

anonymous said...

random... when Zumaya (D-Tigers) hurt his wrist in the playoffs... it was allegedly because of him playing the video game "Guitar Hero".

dumb.

anonymous said...

i wish those games played on regular xbox, i'd be all over em.

El Padrino said...

i gotta get the other one, sneak king i think it's called

this weekend, i'll go double whopper and sneak king

El Padrino said...

stella artois on tap is fabulous

Isiah Thomas said...

EP - pace yourself, you can do it.

El Padrino said...

loud noises

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

I Love Couch

The Rev said...

What kind of crumb cake? I must know. Entenmanns? Drakes?

Is that a Drakes coffee cake?

The Rev said...

If the Giants win, I give you Iverson.

If the Eagles win, you send me Carlos Beltran to bat behind Ryan Howard.

El Padrino said...

Entenmann's

El Padrino said...

Is there a food Philly is famous for other than cheesesteaks?

The Rev said...

"Is there a food Philly is famous for other than cheesesteaks?"

Are you kidding me?

Hoagies, Tastykakes, soft pretzels, scrapple, Italian water ice.

We are the junk food capital of the world!

I think I see what you're getting at.

El Padrino said...

we got all that crap
except for scrapple

explain scrapple

The Rev said...

Scrapple is a sausage like mush that is cooked for breakfast.

Wikipedia link

It's not for everybody.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Tastykakes!!! I could eat my body weight in Krimpets and Kandy Kakes. Grandma always had those in stock.

Only place I've found them down here is a place called Lennys Sub Shop. Sometimes I head in there just for a Peanut Butter Kandy Kake.

Just got G-ma's Christmas present shipped. Meiz might be the master I'm a UPS CampusShip ninja.

The Rev said...

I guarantee though that our pretzels are better. Soft pretzels are different in Philly.

And since this is the area that invented the term "hoagie", we have some special ones here.

The Rev said...

You can get them in Florida. They send them down for the retired Philadelphians.

You can get them in more places across the US now, but only certain ones. You get all the varieties in Philly. and I'm pretty sure they only sell the pies in the Philly area and close by.

The Rev said...

May 5 is National Hoagie Day.

I just learned that.

And May 5th is my wedding date.

That's it... we're having a 6 foot hoagie at my wedding!

El Padrino said...

a hoagie is a hero here and a sub everywhere else

The Rev said...

I know that. But they're done with a little more oomph around here.

A sub is a sub, but a good hoagie is special.

El Padrino said...

gotcha

anonymous said...

so youre saying philly has at least a couple things to be proud of?

or is "we'll die earlier than you due to clogged arteries" enough of a present for ya?

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Scrapel sounds disgusting, reminds me of corned beef hash

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Corned Beef Hash people actually eat this shit

whocares said...

Scrapple sounds tasty.

Anytime a meat product has to "cool thoroughly until gelled", I dont want to be in the same room with it.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Never had corned beef hash but I'll eat a corned beef rueben or brisket like nobody's business. Pastrami makes for an excellent rueben as well.

Martin VanNostrand said...

El P - an update on the crumb cake? Are you a quarter of the way through it yet?

anonymous said...

i wet myself thinking of EP's crumb cake. lord are those good.

El Padrino said...

three pieces so far
so that means almost half (39% eaten) is already gone, this is the most unchallenging thing i've ever done

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

LOL, Awsome

Martin VanNostrand said...

El P - make it harder. Eat the rest w/o anything to wash it down.

El Padrino said...

interesting
i may try that

El Padrino said...

How Not To Rob A Liquor Sto

anonymous said...

try to eat 7 saltine crackers within 5 minutes with no water. sounds like nothin, but try it.

El Padrino said...

i'd rather try the blunt, shot, beer fecta

anonymous said...

well thats not exactly do-it-at-your-desk material. but that one's on the list, fo sho.

El Padrino said...

Internet has not let me down today

Martin VanNostrand said...

Some guys here said you can't eat 3 pieces of bread in under a minute w/o a drink. One guy ran out and bought a loaf so we could try it. I got it in 45 sec and another dude in 59. The rest didn't make it.

El Padrino said...

go martin!!!

The Rev said...

That dude falling through the ceiling while bottles of Boone's Farm dropped on his head... classic!

Kinda like when Judd Nelson crashed through the ceiling in Breakfast Club.

The Rev said...

I thought you were gonna propose a food bet ElP. Maybe not.

Isiah Thomas said...

I'll rep for corned beef hash, that is some good stuff.

The Rev said...

I don't think I could do the bread or saltines. I tend to have a dry mouth normally. That would kill me.

The Rev said...

And I've enjoyed plenty of corned beef hash in my day.

Zeke ruined my 4 spot.

Isiah Thomas said...

anyone tried drinking a gallon of whole milk in a hour without barfing? Heard that's a tough one.

We need to make a list for the retard Olympics.

Isiah Thomas said...

mutombo finger wag on Rev's attempt at a Scarlet Z.

The Rev said...

There was a Major League ballplayer who got a batboy fired because he challenged the batboy to do the gallon of milk thing in an hour. Anyone remember that?

The Rev said...

It's tough to get the Scarlet Z in the midday when everyone is around.

Isiah Thomas said...

....and if the winner cannot fulfill her obligation, the runner up will assume her duties...

Miss USA shouldn't have fake boobs either. This one looks like she does.

The Rev said...

Wikipedia got it...

During the 2005 season, Brad Penny wagered a Florida Marlins batboy $500 to see if the batboy could drink, and keep down, a gallon of milk within one hour. The batboy accepted and finished off the gallon, but was unable to keep from vomiting. The Florida Marlins suspended the batboy for six games after learning of the bet. After the incident, Penny quipped: "It's kind of ridiculous that you get a 10-game suspension for steroids and a six-game suspension for milk."

The Rev said...

Second finger wag by Zeke... damn!

Martin VanNostrand said...

Zeke breakin' up plays like the Glove used to do.

Rev - I got cotton mouth too. With the bread I didn't cram it all in at once. That's where the other suckas failed. I tore the slices in half rolled them up and bombs away.

7 saltines is no prob. it's the waiting for 5 minutes w/o a sip that would hurt you.

The Rev said...

Zeke has become Manute Bol on my ass!

Isiah Thomas said...

I like whole milk, I think I could do the gallon deal, as long as the milk was ice cold to start with.

Isiah Thomas said...

MV you're the kobyashi of bread slice eating.

El Padrino said...

rev, i can ship fresh mozz anywhere in the world

bagels too

what's up
i say the giants win sunday

The Rev said...

Cold milk would be tougher to drink fast, no?

You might go into brain freeze territory.

Martin VanNostrand said...

"anyone tried drinking a gallon of whole milk in a hour without barfing"

My brother tried this. Didn't make it either. He said it never felt so good to puke. This coming from a guy who did 13 shots and drank 8 beers in an hour and a half on his 21st birthday (he was in bed by 9:30 that night and puked his guts out but maybe he doesn't remember that part).

The Rev said...

You got me with bagels, ElP. I can get fresh moozadell, but the bagels are up my alley.

Isiah Thomas said...

how is EP's side of the bet not a 12 inch long fried mozz stick?

Isiah Thomas said...

re: cold milk

I was thinking at it from the "warm whole milk would be bad angle"

Martin VanNostrand said...

and Rev's not a huge head of cabbage?

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

god i hope they fire miss usa, then there is a chance we'll see her in playboy, at the very least maxim, fhm, etc. etc.

The Rev said...

I'll put up packages of Tastykakes, your choice. I'll pick them out at a Wawa, box them up, and ship them.

You put up a dozen of NYC's finest bagels. Bergen's is my favorite. But maybe you have another hookup. I'll trust your judgement.

However much the dozen bagels cost is how much I'll drop on Tastykakes. I'm guessing it's about 10-12 dollar range.

Bet?

The Rev said...

A dozen at Bergen's would be about $7.20. I just looked it up.

We'll make it 10 bucks worth of bagels vs 10 of Tastykakes.

How about it?

anonymous said...

i want a freakin stick of mozza, pronto. much mozza are we talking, cause i might have to bust out the paypal to ya EP.

El Padrino said...

Bet!

a dozen bagels (mixed, I assume) for some tastycakes (any kind will do, i trust your sweet tufts)

zeke: easy on the mozz stick
i haven't patented it yet

temwr said...

SG is a mailbag. Pretty lame one at that.

SH starts off good but derails very quickly. She talks about Christmas specials and says maybe we should make some new ones so that in 2050 we aren't watching Rudolph and Misfit Toys. But her ideas for news ones all suck.

El Padrino said...

and maybe even a few bialy's for good measure

temwr said...

I remember the 21st b-day.

22 shots of gold schlager.

I couldn't chew Big Red for about 4 years after that.

El Padrino said...

IAM

Best Mozz in Brooklyn

temwr said...

I might try the gallon of cold whole milk in an hour thing over the hollidays here when I have a day off and the woman doesn't and I am just sitting at home wondering what I should do.

El Padrino said...

i would also recommend the smoked mozz as well

so fucking good

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Just played Chinese Gif Exchange at the office, ended up with fucking mixed peanuts

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

and there was a beer sampler up for grabs....today was a bad day

Martin VanNostrand said...

I did the Secret Santa thing my first year here. I got a candle. Now I'm in year 7 of not participating in secret Santa any more.

temwr said...

We give no gifts here.

El Padrino said...

we got a raffle monday

all the managers buy nice shit, we buy $2 raffle tix and hope for the best..the list is nice this year

ipod, dvd players, gift cards, met tix, yank tix, giants, jets, knicks, rangers, devils, nets, you get the idea

Martin VanNostrand said...

they had a raffle at our party last Friday. The crappy prize is $100 gift cert to Best Buy. I didn't win jack but some prizes were:

80 gig iPod, 32'' flat screen plasma, 40'' flat screen plasma, digital camera, 2 round trip tix to anywhere in US, a couple pc's. I was shut out.

anonymous said...

we had a random drawing, and u got to pick stuff off a table. i ended up with a football. dude seconds before me cockblocked the only other thing i wouldve taken. outside those things, it was all like christmas decorations that play a song or something.. totally worthless.

anonymous said...

"merry christmas, but your free stuff aint worth shit to me... thanks though".

could i be more ungrateful?

Isiah Thomas said...

I'm a non-participater in the SS here.

As I've said before some bitch tried to get everyone to email her their name so she could "oversee it". Fuck that.

My friend who's worked here for a year now goes "I don't even know who this is" after he got his name.

My office is no more than 20 people.

anonymous said...

mv, you were served an injustice. kill them. kill them all.

Isiah Thomas said...

the hand braided fresh mozz loaf looks like a huge albino terd.

Spaceman Spiff said...

god damn, thats a nice raffle

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

20 People, and he doesn't know who it is, his he a "hermit"?

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

*is

temwr said...

We do get $250 gift cards to the mall from the big boss. It's a small office, so he is shelling out for maybe 10-15 of those.

It's a nice thing. No complaints.

Isiah Thomas said...

our office is split in two parts, he got some bitch who works in the back. Some of those minions don't come round the "executive" part of the office too much

whocares said...

I get jack squat from the fellas in charge around here. We had a Christmas lunch today and everyone had to bring their own desert.

I went to Subway instead.

Isiah Thomas said...

got the bonus check today, not a bad way to start a Friday.

temwr said...

We have maybe 20 people in the office. I definitely know everyone's name and what they look like, even though I might not have a clue what their job function is.

whocares said...

EP,

Someone beat you to the oversized mozz stick. Here in B'ham there is a place that brings out mozz sticks that look like burritos. I'm sure they're not as good as the ones up there, but the attempt is decent.

anonymous said...

bonus money? wow, that sounds magical. maybe one day...

anonymous said...

anybody a Tool fan? im a casual.. but rocking it right now on the Ipizzle for lunch. i kinda dig their new song thats out..

JFreak said...

My advice...don't try the gallon of milk thing unless you really want to throw up. It's pretty much guarenteed.

temwr said...

"bonus money? wow, that sounds magical. maybe one day..."


Same boat here. Other than that $250 gift card we get nothing that even resembles a bonus.

But I can't complain one bit. I spend all day chatting it up on here. I wouldn't give me a bonus either.

JFreak said...

Stupid Swedes

anonymous said...

np: The Refreshments, Banditos.

i swear this is my theme song.. "everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people".

anonymous said...

i'd gladly take a gift card too.

although i spent my time reading photoshop tutorials and whining about sports.. so i guess i wouldnt pay me either. but someone's gotta be worth a damn around here, right? throw us a bone here.

El Padrino said...

damn those people in B'ham that attempted my dream

DAMN THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

El Padrino said...

two pieces of cake left

El Padrino said...

we get a bonus in feb, weird i know but i cant complain
wall street baby

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

sweden

"The goat has been burned down more than 20 times in the last 40 years in what has become a yule tradition."

"Since it was first erected on Dec. 3 in 1966, the goat has been hit by flaming arrows, run over by a car and even had its legs cut off — surviving only 10 times beyond Christmas Day."

That's awsome, it's like a target for teenagers (or 29 yr olds who have yet to grow up) I would so take a shot at it.

El Padrino said...

spiff : nets-3 tonight ? (over Raptors)

whocares said...

I'd cut a backflip down the hallway if we got $250 gift certificates to anywhere.

I take it back, they just brought around flyers. Everyone gets a turkey next Wednesday. Great.

The Rev said...

I got my bonus two weeks ago. It didn't suck.

Bet is on. Yep, mixed bagels for me. But I tend to lean heavily to sesame and poppy. Thems my favs.

temwr said...

I thought you got Ham for Christmas and Turkey for Thanksgiving?

They must be giving out left over Thanksgiving turkeys.

"Thanks for the hard work, here is some turkeys people didn't want."

temwr said...

If Vick plays RB this week that might make him more valuable in some FF leagues.

Of course if he does play RB he will get hurt like all their other RBs.

anonymous said...

has vick warmed up to the idea yet? first word was that he said no..

temwr said...

I don't think it will happen. But maybe...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm really missing a good day.

temwr said...

Nets -3?

Only at home and not if they played yesterday.

temwr said...

Of course I am the worst gambler ever, so take that for what it is worth.

El Padrino said...

in toronto and no they did not play last night

El Padrino said...

ok rev were on

temwr said...

Well Toronto isn't very good. Is Bosh still hurt? Well he probably is, he is on my FB team.

I guess it seems like a good idea now.

anonymous said...

EP, how much money are u in the hole this year on the bets?

hopefully your record is still above the Mendoza Line, aka the Sports Whore.

El Padrino said...

down (a few hundred for sure) in the nfl, i've failed to realize how big of a year the dogs are having

but im up in the nba so far

Spaceman Spiff said...

nets -3 looks good, i havent placed my bets yet on any game. bad day yesterday with 3 losses and 2 pushes, i hate pushes

El Padrino said...

bosh is out
i'm all over the nets tonight
i think they are in the midst of a nice run

El Padrino said...

mavs are giving the sixers like 15
and that's not even enough

mavs first half = LOCK

whocares said...

Yeah, I think I'm done working for the rest of the day. Cashed out. Now I get to sit here and stare at my computer screen for about two more hours...

El Padrino said...

1 piece of cake left

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

I'm with ya whocares, i haven't done any work since the party. Now I'm actually trying to find things to do to occupy my time. I'm bored, but I refuse to work after office parties.

It's just a rule of mine

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

And monday morning, i never work on monday morning, another rule.

El Padrino said...

comment number 3
I testified that I will not do shit today, I am a man of my word.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Nice work El P. Almost a complete game. Tell the closer to stop warming up.

Martin VanNostrand said...

To follow up, yeah our raffle is off the hook... if you win. It better be though. Company did 750 mil last year. I only listed some of the stuff. I think they did 25 prizes. a 360 and a portable dvd player were in there too. Don't remember what else.

Beth82678 said...

Latest in Atlanta is that both running backs may end up playing for the Falcons, but I somehow doubt both finish the game. I think the Vick as running back idea though was more fun to think about than a real possibility from what I've heard.

The big controversy around town today is Mora was on a Seattle sports talk show the other day and said he'd take the Univ. of Washington job immediately if ever offered to him. That he'd leave the Falcons in the middle of a playoff drive if that's where his career was at. Now of course that the shit's hitting the fan he's claiming it was a planned joke to tweak the Atlanta media. Personally, I think Mora can coach about as well as Vick can throw. (= small flashes of competence).

El Padrino said...

beth- good point
"small flashes of competence" describes vick and mora well
it's safe to say no super bowl for gerogians anytime soon

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Vick running back, would be bad ass. And you know ever defensive player would be salivating at the thought of popping a quarterback. He wouldn't make it threw the half.

Beth82678 said...

Oh I'm sure if Vick was a running back for the game he'd probably have 4 or 5 plays that would get shown across the country. The first batch would be great runs and the last one would be him getting leveled and his season-ending injury.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

and on sports center that night would a defender ripping out one of his teeth and making a necklace out of it

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

*would be

El Padrino said...

he would fumble every 10 carries or so

whocares said...

steve,

I'm right there with you. Here are a list of times I dont work:

Monday before lunch
Friday after lunch
45 minutes before lunch every day
45 minutes after lunch every day
When I'm hungover (about once a week)
Any day before a holiday
Any day before a big sporting event


So really, this place has my undivided attention for about 15 hours a week. I probably dont even deserve the free turkey.

anonymous said...

would he be smoking a blunt with white crusties on his mouth after the game, or would Vick be in the hospital by that time?

he's a great runner while everybody on D is concentrating on their own man.. but when he is the sole play, im with the ideas so far.. he'd get lit up.

whocares said...

Those Moras really know how to rally the folks of ATL. First Mora Sr. calls their hero a coach killer, and now Jr. says he would bail on them at the drop of a hat. Nice work.

El Padrino said...

now if you'll excuse me i need to shit out a crumb cake

Martin VanNostrand said...

take it to the hizzy El P. That Crumb cake went coast to coast.

Martin VanNostrand said...

EB must be taking Friday off again. I should have saved more vac days.

Beth82678 said...

It's going to get ugly if the Falcons lose to the Cowboys Saturday night. If they win all is well but if they lose I truly think/hope this is Mora's last season here.

El Padrino said...

AHHHHH!!!!!

El Padrino said...

beth i ahve a feeling the cowboys are gonna slap the falcs around

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

The Chad Smith guy who post over on DSs blog, his pic is of him in a suit....i wanna kick that dudes ass



just saying

anonymous said...

i remember that alot of DS's comments are from people with their full name, city and state.

how much bigger of a tool can you be?

add a pic in a suit, apparently.

El Padrino said...

Freak stay away from the Olive Garden

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Yea, well he lives in Ral, so if he ever changes his pic from him in a suit, to him with a black eye in a suit...you'll know i bumped into him downtown.

Martin VanNostrand said...

"if he ever changes his pic from him in a suit, to him with a black eye in a suit...you'll know i bumped into him "

haha - seek and destroy Steve. Find out where a yuppie sports bar is and you will find him.

whocares said...

My personal favorite on the DS blog is the dude with the picture of him and his girl sitting on his lap. Faiiiiig.

anonymous said...

he looks like a dook fan.

JFreak said...

Damn...I'm pretty sure I've eaten there before too.

Fortunately it's not been recently.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Yea walk up to him and be like:

"I'm gonna give you the worse.beatdown.ever"

El Padrino said...

Appalachian State getting done tonight !!

El Padrino said...

i hate olive garden
it's like make believe italian food

anonymous said...

wow that pic with the girlfriend.. thats... i mean, DS's blog is like fish in a barrel..

i must refrain from using any worms, lures, dynamite or guns for it is way too easy.

pimping might be hard, but finding something wrong over there is easy.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

I like Olive Garden, it's "American Italian" but I also like Taco Bell more than authentic Mexican.

I have no culture.

anonymous said...

steve, laugh out loud (and a shout out to EP)

The Rev said...

Olive Garden is overrated!

I'd go to Maggiano's if I had to go to a chain Italian joint.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

haha pic with his girl, i missed that one.

I bet he's the same guy that brings his girl to poker night.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

well, close enough to 5 for me boys.

peace

El Padrino said...

no italian chain joints for me
it's a slap in the face just like domino's "authentic brooklyn pizza"

El Padrino said...

steve good stuff, have a good one

The Rev said...

I just took a quick tour of the DS blog. Yeah, it's tool city. The suit dude looks particularly annoying.

How about that dude Sheldiz? Looks like quite a guy, doesn't he?

Isiah Thomas said...

let me add the day after a big deadline or busy day is a no work day also.

temwr said...

What a day...insurance audit day. Some guy asking me questions that I don't even have a clue about, but the answer out of my mouth can never be "I don't know." If I say that then our insurance goes through the roof.

I thought about dropping some LOV references in there, but refrained.

When asked who was in charge of making sure our subcontractors had their certificates of insurance I almost said "El Padrino." Instead I said "Susan."

The Rev said...

I'm just sayin ElP. If I had to go chain, I'd go Maggiano's.

But I'm driving past Maggiano's to get to Ralph's or Marra's down here anyday of the week.

anonymous said...

"are u kidding me, fold that pizza like a man!"

Dominoes: Even ass is better than us.

Martin VanNostrand said...

the "authentic" in the domino's brooklyn pizza ad reminds me of "guaranteed" scene in Tommy Boy when he says "I can take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed for you. believe me i've go the time"

anonymous said...

tem, getting grilled like that is not cool. have an extra beer tonight for your troubles.

temwr said...

The start of the list:
Monday before lunch
Friday after lunch
45 minutes before lunch every day
45 minutes after lunch every day
When I'm hungover (about once a week)
Any day before a holiday
Any day before a big sporting event

Expanding on the list:
my birthday
any day my bosses aren't here
last 15 minutes of the day

The Rev said...

Anyone who's favorite pizza is Domino's needs a slap.

That's like saying your favorite cheesesteak is Subway.

anonymous said...

tommy boy... i just used the 'bear claw' reference today. the old people looked at me like i was on crack.

El Padrino said...

iam - funny

i see your point rev
i just get angry when fake food sells

temwr said...

It wasn't that bad but it was far worse than doing nothing.

Especially since after lunch on Fridays is not work time.

Isiah Thomas said...

When asked who was in charge of making sure our subcontractors had their certificates of insurance I almost said "El Padrino." Instead I said "Susan."

this is good stuff.

temwr said...

In Ohio it is acceptable to say your favorite pizza is dominoes.

Some towns only have a dominoes and a papa johns.

Mine is not either of those two, or pizza hut. It is DiCarlos in Elm Grove, WV. Only that location. Other locations can fuck off.

El Padrino said...

i think your guys are forgetting :

anyday after a holiday as well

Spaceman Spiff said...

getting done? or getting it done? need clarification. get done=not cover, get it done= cover

temwr said...

Also I have no clue what Susan does, but her desk is near the place where those insurance things are so she seemed logical.

Spaceman Spiff said...

*appalachian state

anonymous said...

spiff's got money on the line.. he needs specifics.

temwr said...

umm, git r dun.

Martin VanNostrand said...

"I have no clue what Susan does, but her desk is near the place where those insurance things are "

excellent move there

JFreak said...

My toe itches.

Isiah Thomas said...

I knew I was at a good Eye-talian joint once because Commandant Lassard was behind me in line get in. We waited, many, many minutes together.

Isiah Thomas said...

didn't Spiff say he was out of gambling for a while - now he's back in. Once you hit the "Appa-lacha state to cover" you need to step back.

El Padrino said...

tem that was fucking hilarious

spiff-- i think they will cover
but it's a 50-50 bet, don't rely on me, i'm a psycho

Spaceman Spiff said...

i am going to my girl's company's christmas party tonight to try and win a raffle there as well as my own tomorrow. need those flat screens

The Rev said...

Disturbance at a meat plant near Philly over Xmas bonuses

I don't know why, but I found this funny.

«Oldest ‹Older   1 – 200 of 379   Newer› Newest»

Top Of The Page Material:

"Idiots with nothing better to do"





"Most Boston sports fans are just douchebags. Because most people from New England are douchebags." - tem





"Obama got elected because of the Rooney rule" - Jug





"you should never let debt stop you from pro-creating anyway" - El Padrino





"If you agree with EP, change your opinion." - H





"i'm dumb and sensitive. basically i'm a woman" - L Padrino





"I'm so horny this morning. If there wasn't this sex offender list going around id grope bitches on the train this morning" - L Padrino