Thursday, December 14, 2006

holdover hotness

(Served by Martin...)

Stepping up to da plate.

JFreak I got your back. You organized the pick ‘em challenge so it’s all good.

Lamar Hunt dead at 74. Led the AFL-NFL merger and came up with the name “Super Bowl.”

Peter Boyle dead at 71. Pop locked as Young Frankenstein and delivered mucho hate as Ray Romano’s television dad.

WWL says Heat have interest in A.I.

RIP the heat. I think AI could work in Boston or Minnesota. He and one other superstar ego should be able to mesh. Throw him in Miami though and you will see how a team can score 80 with zero assists. Walker, Williams, Peyton, Shaq (for 35 games), Wade, and AI. Come on. Everybody saw what happened with the Lakers and their super squad. They got it handed to them by D town. All those players are great but throw them together and it’s every man for himself.

Riley is a good coach. He got the Alpha Dogs to play great for a season. Throw one more in the kennel and it’s DMX’s house on a basketball court. Now I’m kind of pulling for this to happen just to see how it pans out. Truthfully I would like to see him in Boston alongside of the Truth. But it’s been 20 years since the last Celts title. They wouldn’t win another one soon with AI on the ship. Maybe Miami can get him and keep their other ego’s for comedy’s sake.



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Iam's note:
picture for header. boom pow surprise.

115 comments:

Isiah Thomas said...

the first thing that ran through my head after seeing this was

"holl-in 1-8-7 wif my dick in ya mouf biatch"

Isiah Thomas said...

*crip walking*

ToddPacker said...

nice work on the logo IAM..i like it...

deadlines suck...got to get back to work

Isiah Thomas said...

Unfinished Bi-ness

El Padrino said...

me like

El Padrino said...

I was hopin they all came back
They should be awesome next year

Jay Scott said...

Eat it Rev


and not that i would want this to happen to anybody, but if he steps down i will truly enjoy the utter hatred and kick in the teeth that this is to the Dem's

Isiah Thomas said...

jay scott I almost linked to this earlier.

great call : re: teefis kicking

Isiah Thomas said...

Henne, Hart, Long, Manningham, Arrington - that will be a nice O.

Plenty of holes on D to fill though.

El Padrino said...

woodley and hall will be in the nfl next year

The Rev said...

Now that's cold.

Rejoicing over a Democrat's stroke. Wow!

He can still serve with leave for an extended illness. Some senators have been sick up to 6 months and still held their seat.

You have to admit... that would be a cheesy way to take back power.

Isiah Thomas said...

not getting into it rev...

EP -

Branch will be a top 5 pick.

anonymous said...

thug lyfe.

The Rev said...

It's up.

Iam... don't delete this pic. I'm using the web address from here to put it on top of the page.

It will soon move down the blog with other postings, but always stay on our header.

Excellent work, FH!

The Rev said...

OK... or if you redo the color, repost it and i'll change the link.

At least I know this size fits up top and looks good.

The Rev said...

I won't get into it Zeke.

Jay... I may be a bleeding heart liberal, but I got lots of love and respect for you all in the military.

anonymous said...

martin threw a little sumpin up for us on the main page..

dmx's house.. funny stuff, i wanna see that too.

The Rev said...

Late hotness... nice!

One thing about AI... I know he shoots a lot. But the assists thing... this is a guy who regularly got 6-7 assists a game in recent years. It's not like he's never passing the ball.

I really think that with the crap the Sixers have around him, he feels like he has to shoot. With D-Wade next to him, I think he would settle into a groove. And don't think Shaq and Pat Riley wouldn't assert alpha dog status over him.

I think AI is craving that kind of thing secretly. He never really had it in Philly, not even with Larry Brown. It came out in an article on WWL today that Larry Brown would go to Pat Croce to discipline him because he didn't want to be the bad guy. And the coaches after Brown who tried to assert themselves were bad coaches in the first place and AI saw right through that.

He could work in Miami. They'll make him work.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

WOW, Shaq/DWad/AI keep an eye out for a mushroom cloud over Miami.

But if they could make it work and the old-timers stay heathly. That 73 mark could be within reach

anonymous said...

GP and Jwill to take even more of a backseat? i dont know about that... and that would only take the rock outta Dwade's hands.. which i would vote an emphatic "no" to if i was the Heat.

a rising D-Wade or an end of the career problem in Iverson?

anonymous said...

and antoine walker's pouty face will be in FULL effect.

The Rev said...

All Riley has to do is show AI the rings. Sit AI down in his office, throw the rings down on the desk and say nothing. AI would salivate over that bling and run through walls for him.

No one in the Sixers organization could command that kind of respect. Riley could.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

next season anyways

El Padrino said...

sweet martin
your like lenny harris

The Rev said...

I enjoy Antoine's pouty face more than anything.

And if you're gonna take the rock out of Wade's hands, you could put it into much worse hands than AI.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Na, iverson would have to be the second option, maybe the thrid. I don't know if he would do that, like you said rev, he's never been other stars, but that also means that's he's never had to share the light.

It would might work, but I wouldn't bet on it.

Martin VanNostrand said...

The logo is blazin'. Iam and EB show off their killer design skillz the past two days.

When the colors are locked down we need to set it up on that merch site where Rev had his tees and other sundry items.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

*around other

The Rev said...

AI has never been second option ever. Not in college and not in the pros.

But I'm telling you, if a coach existed that could make him second option, it is Riley. Just flash that bling, and he will fall in line.

Besides, even though the team only got a bronze, AI was pretty good in Athens with all those Olympic stars.

ebntx said...

where do i place my order for those shirts?

ebntx said...

btw, how did we miss that 1 pm chat with bill walton?

The Rev said...

Just thought of this...

AI is the leading vote getter for the Eastern guards.

If he gets traded to the West, his votes go with him to the Western conference, right?

Martin VanNostrand said...

Thanks EL P. To put my own spin on some Beastie lyrics:

Just (Quote My Words) Like I Was (Lenny) Harris
Eating Crazy Cheese Like You'd Think I'm From Paris

Rev - good point about Athens. That was for a month though. Maybe AI could do it for a season. I hope we get to see.

EB - a walton chat probably exists of one question and a 45 paragraph response from Bill that takes up the rest of the hour.

ebntx said...

yea good point mvn

The Rev said...

These are the e-mails you get from the Sixers if you are on their mailing list. I just got this seconds ago.

Princess Wishes Visits the Wachovia Center.
Join your favorite Disney princesses in a story woven with dreams and enchantment. Disney On Ice presents Princess Wishes is your chance to see the timeless tales of seven inspiring princesses. Take a journey under the sea to unlock Ariel's secret wish. Watch in wonder as the dreams of Cinderella, Snow White, Belle, Jasmine, Aurora and Mulan come true. And, Tinker Bell makes a special guest appearance to sprinkle her magic and charm. Be sure to see this show where believing is just the beginning!
Right now Sixers Fans are being offered a discount on Princess Wishes tickets.
Click Here, enter the password "SIXERS" and Save $5 on all $25.00, $18.00, or $12.00 tickets.

So let me get this straight... we can't watch AI play, but we can get discounts to see dancing Disney princesses on ice.

Gee, thanks Billy King! This totally makes it all better.

Someone shoot me!

Martin VanNostrand said...

EB - here is the link to that merch site. You put any photo/logo/saying on whatever they have and create your own store per say. I think it's the same one Rev used.

The Rev said...

It is the one I used at one time. I no longer use it.

However, I could set one up for us.

anonymous said...

rev, new pic is up. hopefully for good.

anonymous said...


Yao aint gots shizzle on this dude.

El Padrino said...

who's jumping on the seahaks tonight?

Isiah Thomas said...

who would the Heat give up to get AI though?

Watching last night, that team is painfully old. They made a comeback with dudes named Hite and Quinn.

AI in MIA would be a spectacular failure.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Bao Xishun - worlds tallest living man - herdsman - saver of dolphins

Isiah Thomas said...

and nice work FH

Martin VanNostrand said...

that's what we're hoping for zeke.

El Padrino said...

wow.

tall chinese guy

wow.

Martin VanNostrand said...

str8 gangsta mack

whocares said...

Did anyone look at the pictures of the other record holders? How does that chick with the loooooong ass fingernails even function on a day to day basis.

Hey, I've got an idea. Take one of the nastiest parts of your body and grow it as long as you possibly can. That would be awesome.

Isiah Thomas said...

"most straws in mouth"

yeahhhhhhhhhh

Isiah Thomas said...

Hey Bao do the move where you rip the heart out and dump the guts

Isiah Thomas said...

I'll rip ya lips off and kiss my ass with em. - Bao

Isiah Thomas said...

the trufs were weak this week.

4 in a row, scarlet Z for me.

whocares said...

Has anyone seen the video where Marino goes apeshit on the set of Inside the NFL after he messes up a line? He looks like a psycho and starts banging on the table. You could tell he sacred the shit out of Buonecatti(?).

I cant link to it from work, but that shiz is high-larious.

Spaceman Spiff said...

im all over the seahawks/over parlay. been having a good nba run lately, so can afford to take a risk. SEA(-10)/OVER 39

El Padrino said...

saw that

funny stuff whocares

Spaceman Spiff said...

its moved to 38.5 now

El Padrino said...

i like it too
although it's rainy and windy there according to weather .com

spiff you like the magic -3 over bobcats tonight?

Spaceman Spiff said...

yea, i put some money on the magic. they are missing nelson and hill i think, but i dont care

Spaceman Spiff said...

it was snowing against the packers in seattle on MNF, they covered the over still. I think SF given up around 30 the past few weeks

El Padrino said...

im pounding the magic

D Howard going for 30pt, 20 rb's

Martin VanNostrand said...

WTH?

temwr said...

Why am I just now seeing this post?

Spaceman Spiff said...

soy is the devil

temwr said...

I heard like 50mph winds for SEA game.

El Padrino said...

Afternoon Deeeelight

temwr said...

I hate blogger this fucker just now at 5pm showed that this post existed. Prior to that, all I got was the old one. I put some long winded Walton chat response over there that doesn't make any sense.

Fuck blogger.

Martin VanNostrand said...

"EB - a walton chat probably exists of one question and a 45 paragraph response from Bill that takes up the rest of the hour."

and Walton did not disappoint. Thanks tem, I just went over and read that. Sorry you fell victim to the blogger douche.

ebntx said...

yea, tem i just read that to and nearly forgot what the original question was until reading the last paragraph. in my best napoleon dynamite voice, "idiot."

temwr said...

I'd watch nekkid Disney Princesses on Ice.

temwr said...

Fuck it, Walton's response to "Where will AI end up?":

Bill Walton: One of the first casualties of deals like this (and there have been a number of them)--if you go back and look at the guys who have career numbers like AI (Wilt Chamberlain, Oscar, Kareem, McAdoo), like the problems we have in Washington and the Middle East, probably the first casualties is the truth. Why would any of these high-stakes gamblers show their hands? Where are the rumors coming from? Agents, Allen Iverson himself, other teams, media outlets that have space to fill. To me, it's sad that AI could not work it out in Philadelphia. I think the fans have spoken in that great city, in that they still want him on their team, as would most squads.

Bill Walton: I'm not ruling out him coming back, but you have to realistically assess whether you're mortgaging your long-term future or getting into the entertainment business. Iverson will sell tickets, move merchandise, and will get your team on national TV. You also have the element of teams claiming they can't afford him (the eight teams that wrote the commissioner with a plea for a new revenue-sharing model), or teams positioning themselves for an unfair moniker of the "Greg Oden lottery". Greg Oden has always expressed a desire to play college basketball. To some people, lifestyle is more important than anything else. As we sadly mark the passing of Paul Arizin, the man who modernized the jump shot--never forget that when he was on the Philadelphia Warriors, and they were moved to San Francisco, Paul retired! The guy just loved basketball so much that he played basketball for several more seasons with the Camden Bullets in a semi-pro league!

Bill Walton: Just a quick thank you to Lamar Hunt, while we're mentioning Paul Arizin. Lamar has meant so much to everyone in the world of sports. Lamar was one of the ten original partners in founding the Bulls. It was interesting because Lamar saw Jordan play hundreds of times, but he never met Michael Jordan. There'a always the legendary stories of Lamar Hunt sitting alone in the old Chicago stadium. The world is a lesser place as a result of his and Paul Arizin's loss. But as we flash forward to where Allen Iverson will end up, most everybody is going to want Allen Iverson. He's a winner and a champion, and he adds great value to your entertainment product. Philadelphia finds themselves in a quandary, because Allen Iverson rescued that franchise and carried them for eleven years. Will they dump him to some backwater outpost where he will languish in anonymity for the rest of his career? Or are they going to find a balance between finding a great package--you're never going to get equal value for Allen Iverson, and the only team able to survive in a competitive fashion after trading an all-time great was the Bucks after trading Kareem.

Bill Walton: I have no idea where Allen Iverson will end up, and as we speak right now, I don't think anyone else does either.

Martin VanNostrand said...

tem - that was easily worthy of a repost. His rambling is legendary. It's gotten to the point that I think it's hilarious. Mentioned before he just takes over the broadcast when Mike & Mike have him as a guest. Comedic gold if you ever catch it.

Martin VanNostrand said...

bouncin'

hour long the Office tonight and Scrubs is back. peep it.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Yes, watch The Office tonight.

And, I love IAm's logo.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm getting drunk tonight.

JFreak said...

Scrubs is awesome.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Steve is drunk, and steve want's Sushi!!!

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

jfreak, I have the first 4 seasons on DVD and I'm watching season 4 right now

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

45 minutes till, current Scrubs

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

fuck it, i'm going for the longest self chat run....ever

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

and now I can't think of anything witty to say

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

but, i have something...oh shit...it's gone

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

JD scores some really really hot chicks, maybe I fucked up specializing in computers

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Elliot is a sexy a bitch, i would do things to her

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

OK, if nobody interrupts till Sushi gets here, this will be the longest run in the history of LOV.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Mad props to IAM for the logo, that looks really good, i was expecting something the resembled paint by number

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

another underrated show, the Drew Carey Show, great show, one of my favorites.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

I said show three times in one comment...not sure what that means

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

OK, i think i have the record, time for Sushi!!!!!!

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

this is 14 in a row

Los said...

Love the new header, guys.

Anybody else hear the rumor that Parcells is coming back to coach the Cowboys AND if this happens, T.O. won't be back?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Anybody see Meredith pounding the Fleischmann's Vodka?

JFreak said...

Steve...you definitely need to sit the next few plays out. Getting a little over excited there.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

So, Sopranos starts in fucking April. Since when?

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Man, sopranos starts in less than 3 weeks

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

noooooooooooooooooooooo, i just read season 6 starts in a few weeks, not the new ones.....fuckers!!!!!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

HBO's website says April. Season 6 reruns start January 15

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

off to a little GUN

JFreak said...

NHL Voting weird thing irregularity THE

temwr said...

My team got crushed in rec volleyball. One of our girls was tired and didn't try the entire night. I should have bitch slapped her.

Good run there Steve. Something for zeke and I to shoot for.

Isiah Thomas said...

steve that was a hell of a run you were on.

Isiah Thomas said...

steve that gets a platinum Z

Isiah Thomas said...

I hope no one bet the over on this; and Gumble just said the Seahawks were trying to "keep the dream alive" then said drive....preach on brotha

Isiah Thomas said...

Gumbel just called the "dream alive" a "jesse jackson moment" - dats black on black crime

Isiah Thomas said...

I ms painted this sumbitch up, new for the front maybe?

anonymous said...

so youre saying some in the congregation were doubting my skillz? im appauled.

Isiah Thomas said...

who's doubting FH? Blasphemous.

And Alex Smith just ball dipped Seattle, w-t-h?

Isiah Thomas said...

Collinsworth has punked Frank Gore's LD about 5 times tonight.

Isiah Thomas said...

if you're down 3 scores with 30 seconds left, just let it go....Hasselback needs to let it go.

Isiah Thomas said...

*unless he's shaving points

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome is on. I'm happy. And hammered.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

I like the new sign for the top Zeke, but instead of Church Of LOV shouldn't it be

Church
Of
Hate

Isiah Thomas said...

good pt steve, let me change it up

ToddPacker said...

logo, church pic and side pic are all great, props to all that contributed...

ebntx said...

church of lov sounds good to me, because it brings out the irony of all the hate that is brought.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Added an LOV art section to LOG

El Padrino said...

up and running fuckers

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