Monday, December 11, 2006

Happy Holidays!

I’m all about internet shopping for the Holidays. I see no need in feeding the hysteria that is holiday shopping. Malls and shopping centers should be avoided at all costs in the month of December. So what happens Saturday? I get roped into going to a shopping center – albeit under the guise of watching a movie and getting a bite to eat – not shopping.

Here’s what I encountered within the first five minutes of driving around the place:

Drivers:
1) Narcolepsy Guy – this is the guy that falls asleep at the 3 way stop entrance to the shopping center. Of course he is at the head of your line. This guy (or probably woman) gets confused or panics and misses their turn at least two times.

2) Impatient Guy – This is the guy who at the 3 way stop refuses to play nice. Instead of waiting his turn he has to double up. Seeing that someone has not turned in their allotted time, he tries to capitalize on the hesitation and barges ahead.

3) When you finally traverse the intersection you’re in the parking lot, then you come across, the Turtle. This is the guy who drives incredibly slow trying to find the perfect spot or his Alzheimer’s is acting up and he’s lost. This guy is letting people turn in front of him and is causing a 10 car pileup behind him. Just find a spot asshole.

Pedestrians:

1) The Vigilante. They’ll cross whenever and however they feel like it. This person just blasts right in front of you with no warning.

2) Preoccupied guy : This person is probably on their celly or talking with the person next to them and either totally disregards you or acts like they don’t see you – and they will cut in front of you regardless.

3) The Human Shield : This is usually the mommy who uses their toddler and/or baby stroller as a shield to abruptly cut in front of you. This is parent of the year material.

4) The Slow Walker : As you’re going down an aisle trying to find a spot, there is always some asshole who found a spot before you and is walking to a store. Instead of getting to the side and letting you pass, they walk down the middle of the aisle and don’t move. Fuck you buddy.

Like I said, I encountered all of these lovely people within five minutes of being in the shopping center, and I got cut off by a cop. Happy Holidays everyone!

I did get to see Apocalypto however. Like whoa. This movie is a more violent, South American version of Braveheart. I enjoyed it.

Sports Recap:

1) AI – I can’t wait to see how this plays out, reportedly within the next few days.
2) Troy Smith, Heisman – QB of #1 team all season. Not an inspired choice, but when you consider Chris Wienke and Jason White won Heismans, this selection doesn’t seem so bad. And Quinn, MD. got 3rd, that’s justice.
3) LDT – ball dips Alexander’s record with 3 to play. That boy is bad.
4) Indy – I think I could have run for at least 50 yds yesterday on them.
5) The Pats get shut-out, you stay classy Bill B.
6) The Cardinals beat Seattle, sun shines on a dog’s ass some days.
7) NO COMPLETELY ball dips Dallas, at Dallas. I was very surprised by this. Impressive.
8) The Suns have run off 10 straight.

I'll take a C+ Monday.

223 comments:

1 – 200 of 223   Newer›   Newest»
Isiah Thomas said...

Beth brought some good heat directed at TJW at the end of the last post.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Nice post Zeke, I'm with ya on the shopping thing, I just never learn. I always put it off till the last minute and end up doing it the week before Christmas. I've learned though, get as much at wal-mart as you can. Then you do you're shopping at 1:00 AM and it's not so bad.

Beth -
Andrew Dice Clay, he is definitely LOV material. Talk about the original hater.

ToddPacker said...

Beth definitely landed some body blows on TJW

ToddPacker said...

i have not yet even started my christmas shopping....last minute is the way to go

Isiah Thomas said...

I try to get my shopping done a little earlier since I gots to ship it cross country. Or have the website ship it for me.

Did anyone catch SP take a swipe at the Vietnamese enga-rish?

whocares said...

Got a question:

I am trying to withdraw some money from my online gambling account but dont know the best method. Of course, they give me like seven choices and dont explain the pros and cons of any of them. I think the options are Western Union, Echeck, Net-somethingorother.

Any ideas on the best method?

temwr said...

Great write up of parking lot and 3 way stop people.

Here in Columbus the incoming traffic doesn't have to stop (which royally screws the people just trying to cross that intersection), but you always get some jackass who is going into the mall and doesn't have a stop sign but stops anyway. This backs everything out onto the main road and just causes one big clusterfuck. Not sure what this guys name would be but he sucks.

I'd call Carlin the original hater before Dice-Clay, although Dice had some good short lived hate. At least short lived when it comes to the era that is Carlin. Carlin could be the LOV church's Pope. Pope Carlin, has a good ring to it.

Isiah Thomas said...

have you withdrawn before? Whatever gets you the money quickest is best.

Whenever I'd do my first withdraw I'd get the "your account has been selected for an audit before we can process your request" or "please fill this out and fax back before we process".

I've done both a paper check and EFT and both were fine.

Isiah Thomas said...

It really was a banner day for morons and assholes at this shopping center. A hater's dream.

temwr said...

RE: Heismann

Another fun part of the Heismann trophy ceromony was this:

"And from the two thousands...Eric Crouch."

Isiah Thomas said...

that was the other name I was trying to think of Tem, good call.

temwr said...

The girl said:

"Why aren't more players from the two thousands there?"

to which I said:

"They all have jobs"

anonymous said...

someone please ask tuna how it feels to have your man boobs bitch slapped..

at home.

on national tv.

in the biggest game of the week.

Martin VanNostrand said...

I called that Pats loss about 2 weeks ago. They can beat Miami by 20 in Sept or Oct but that Dec rematch always favors the Dolfenz. It's uncanny.

Martin VanNostrand said...

*favaz

The Rev said...

"someone please ask tuna how it feels to have your man boobs bitch slapped.."

I'm betting it was the same feeling he had when Belichick won his first Super Bowl with the Pats on the same week that Parcells had to file for divorce.

The Rev said...

Carlin is definitely the original hater. No doubt.

But Dice was definitely a shooting star for a while.

anonymous said...

it's better to burn out than to fade away...

temwr said...

Scheyer's biggest weakness is trying to be "a" guy.

anonymous said...

so where's iverson really gonna end up?

anonymous said...

and how much are the knicks gonna pay him when they offer him an extension?

The Rev said...

"so where's iverson really gonna end up?"

I'm praying for Boston, so I can buy a Celtics Iverson jersey in protest.

I'm betting on Minnesota though.

The Rev said...

Isiah would totally tie him up for about 6 more years on the extension at $125 million.

Isiah Thomas said...

I'm thinking Dallas for some reason.

ToddPacker said...

rev

i haven't really been following the AI story. What was the final straw that forced this to an immediate trade situation?

The Rev said...

I take that back. I'm no longer betting on Minnesota.

Looking at potential trades on the WWL, the one that makes the most sense is the Knicks.

Man, that would hurt seeing him in NYC.

Isiah Thomas said...

Tem did you also here the announcers say that in Scheyer's recruiting Coach K had like a 30 year plan for the guy? And that the Scheyer's parents were in tears? WTF, that's soft.

"Mr. and Mrs. Scheyer we have a plan for your son, a 30 year plan in fact. In 30 years gay marriage won't be an issue so I see no reason that your son won't be able to marry JJ. May I give 'the bride' away?"

Scheyer's Parents response :crying (in happiness)

The Rev said...

Final straw was apparently a screaming match at practice with Mo Cheeks. He was sent home from practice. He also missed a meet and greet with season ticket holders right after that. Since then, they're not allowing him to play. I think it's been brewing for the whole season after the off-season trade rumors.

I love AI as a player. I always will. But if you can't get along with Mo Cheeks, you have a problem. And those were AI's exact words last year.

Spaceman Spiff said...

get a netteller account, and withdraw with that

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

If you're gonna recklessly hate Zeke, at least make it funny.

you're slipping, maybe you should go post on DS's blog some more to sharpen your skillz.

anonymous said...

AI and the final straw: he finally realized/admitted that they basically have wasted his entire career by putting such shit teams together.

Spaceman Spiff said...

i love the AI drama, ruining one guys team in my money league

The Rev said...

If anyone tries to throw me the Ewing Theory on Iverson leaving the Sixers, I will slap them.

The Sixers have a bad history of trading players and then sucking for three years afterward. It happened with Wilt, it happened with Barkely, and I'm convinced it will happen with AI.

Maybe Iverson has to go. I accept that. But the Sixers will be dead to me.

ToddPacker said...

"He also missed a meet and greet with season ticket holders right after that."

was that the bowling thing?

anonymous said...

Philadelphia: ruining one career at a time.

anonymous said...

"we're talkin about bowling practice? practice? not even a game.. just some charity event. if i rolled a 3-hundo', it wont even count cause it aint a sanctioned game. youre talkin bout practice!"

whocares said...

spiff,

Netteller was one of the options. Is that bascially like paypal?

Martin VanNostrand said...

RE: so where's iverson really gonna end up? I'm praying for Boston.

Me too Rev. They need to move Bassy T and a few other players for him. I like Rondo though. He can improve on the O end as he even displayed at Kentucky but dude has mad handles and plays tight D and rebounds well for a 1. The Celts need to hold on to his contract.

Isiah Thomas said...

Dook hate is always funny.


Are the Sixers that dumb and desparate to trade AI to an Eastern Conference team?

Martin VanNostrand said...

Billy King is dumb enough to trade him within the conf and McHale is dumb enough not to land him in Minn.

Spaceman Spiff said...

netteller is like an online wallet, holds cash, dont know if you can use it like a credit card like paypal though

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Maybe he comes to Char?

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Trade Rumors

Isiah Thomas said...

re: man boob slapping

I think the biggest slap was 4 kneeldowns inside the 10 with 3 mins left.

Just gonna throw this out there : Portis won't be a Skin next season.

Spaceman Spiff said...

betts needs some breakaway speed

Martin VanNostrand said...

I know the Bobcats could afford him but will they spend that loot? They do have young prospects to offer in a package deal which could look good for Philly's future if they pan out. Also I don't know what kind of say AI has in it. If he does not want to live in Char me might be able to reject that trade.

Martin VanNostrand said...

*he might

The Rev said...

"Are the Sixers that dumb and desparate to trade AI to an Eastern Conference team? "

Oh yes, they are. They say they want to move him to the West, but they will take the best deal possible.

Really, I'd rather get better players from the Knicks or the Celtics and have to face him more often than take less for him just to get him farther away. I want the best players possible. And if that means Boston or NYC, then so be it.

Selfishly, I'd rather see him go in the division because it gives us more of a chance to see him play again in Philly. Like those games wouldn't be must see basketball.

Martin VanNostrand said...

I watched Accepted this weekend. Funny film. The dude from the Mac ads is a good comedic actor. We used to watch "Ed" back when it was on NBC. He was a regular and pretty hilarious then too.

The Rev said...

If they trade him to Dallas and get Stack back, I'm really gonna be upset.

Been there, done that!

The Rev said...

Charles Barkley on the sixers and AI

This piece says it well.

anonymous said...

vince young is a nice player. i heard a statement about him the other day, and i think i agree. "VY is what mike vick wants to be".

vick has plateaued as a player. yes he will have a few outstanding games every so often, but that is what he is resigned to.. he will live and die with "Potential".

anonymous said...

and barkley keeps it real.

you were bad last year and brought everybody back.. its not rocket science.

The Rev said...

We talkin about practice, man!

ebntx said...

ai will have a vince carter like resurrection on a different team.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Rev - the Sox cap in that clip is foreshadowing.

Isiah Thomas said...

way too many people in my office are playing christmas music.

I've already heard "its the most wonderful time of the year" 36 times this morning.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Does it pay well to be a fireman? Office life is starting to get to me after 8 years. I hear the fire dept is short staffed.

furiousBall said...

Indy's run defense is the only thing that makes the Eagles run defense not the absolutely worst...I think.

anonymous said...

nothing like dying in a fire in exchange for slightly more cash..

anonymous said...

it's not when the colts will lose in the playoffs, its by how much now.. we know theyre 1st rounders...

Martin VanNostrand said...

I made a killer holiday mix cd including but not limited to:

The Chipmunks
Charlie Brown
Whoville song
Run DMC
Adam Sandler
Bing Crosby
Andy Williams
Tony Bennett
Jackson 5
Dave Matthews
Blind Boys of Alabama

it's off da heezy fo sheezy

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

I hate Christmas music

The Rev said...

The Eagoles run defense makes me nauseous.

I'm fully expecting Tiki Barber to run for 200 yards on Sunday.

The Eagles only hope is if Eli Manning decides to suck.

Martin VanNostrand said...

If I plan on being cremated anyway that cuts back on costs for my fam. Plus firemen probably get a pimp funeral.

The Rev said...

Firemen get funerals where a bunch of other firemen show up in dress uniforms and everything. It's definitely on the high end of funerals.

anonymous said...

way to look out for the best interests of others, MV. very selfless.. very 'holiday spirit' of you.

anonymous said...

i hope someone rinses me down the drain when im gone.

Isiah Thomas said...

FH - do you want a straight rinse or a few kind words in remembrance then the rinse? And rinse or flush?

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

MV good luck with that, firefighters in NY start out at 32,000/yr

FDNY Starting Salary

That's wouldn't be too bad in Raleigh, NC but NY...that's gotta suck.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Plus I could have a vote in the Fireman Fundraiser concert. We get a call every year asking for a donation of $50 in exchange for two tix. Every year I say no because it's Huey Lewis or Charlie Daniels or somebody. Not sayin' they don't have good tunes but I'm not paying $50 to go see those guys. If you want to raise some funds get at act that will bring in the dollars. Get 4 non blondes or the Spin Doctors. Maybe even SWV.

anonymous said...

zeke, please whip It out and piss in the sink.

maybe even hawk a loogie if you feel so moved..

anonymous said...

get menudo or bel biv devoe and make that $50 worth it, damnit.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Steve - yeah that's not cutting it. Maybe I can just change my screen saver and stay here.

Tyler said...

Rev, in regards to the Sixers, you're not focusing on the positives here; you're in the Atlantic, everyone's got a shot at winning that division. Currently the Sixers are 5-14, but they're only 2 games in back of NJ for the lead. I think they could go on a run but it all depends on what they get back, and what Mo Cheeks does with them. The smart thing would be to run everything through Webber, unless they get a top PG in return. Iguodala will finally be able to mature into the stud he should be (Iverson has totally stunted his potential). I think they can go on a run if they gell at the right time.

Isiah Thomas said...

That article was 4 years old....

Martin VanNostrand said...

BBD for $50. Only if Another Bad Creation is opening for them.

Tyler said...

And, if I lived in Philly, I would be stoked about those Sacramento rumors. The Maloofs are gamblers, as seen with the Artest trade, and if you got Bibby and someone else, with maybe a pick or two, that would be tremendous. Plus it would solve "we don't want to see AI four times a year" problem. The only one that could be blocking this trade is Petrie, because the Maloofs defer to him, but he will still do what they tell him to do if they want a guy.

Isiah Thomas said...

Boyz 2 Men, ABC, BBD....the east coast family...

anonymous said...

if ABC opens, im paying like a grand. mark it down.

Martin VanNostrand said...

How many of those guys are still swinging their beat at the playground?

Isiah Thomas said...

and did they ever gang bang iesha?

Martin VanNostrand said...

Holla!

anonymous said...

funny side note: when i play out somewhere with the acoustic, i do my 'hip hop medley'. it consists of the Thong Song, Iesha, and Motownphilly.

not alot of people catch the ABC song in there, but those that do love it long time.

"we played ninteeeendo! it was our very first date.."

anonymous said...

chris, mark, red, dave, roe.

Martin VanNostrand said...

she couldn't stay out that late
her monther told her to be home by neyeine.

Who wins BBD vs Tony Toni Tone?

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

LOV just went Old School

The Rev said...

"you're not focusing on the positives here; you're in the Atlantic, everyone's got a shot at winning that division. Currently the Sixers are 5-14, but they're only 2 games in back of NJ for the lead."

And how the hell is being 5-14 a positive in any way?

OK, if we become "King of the Dipshits", and win the Atlantic, that only gives us the right to get our asses beat in round 1 by a real team.

I do agree with you on Sacramento. The possibility of a Billy King / Maloof trade is off the charts.

But I actually want to see him in the East. I want to see him 4 times a year. It would make the season 4 times as intersting for me. But maybe I'm just a masochist.

The Rev said...

I'm thinking of a 3 song DJ set...

BBD's "Poison"
Johnny Kemp's "Just Got Paid"
Boyz to Men's "Motownphilly"

How would that work for you?

Martin VanNostrand said...

Rev - that's a booty moving line up.

I just dropped the Portishead live at roseland nyc in the pc. Can't believe this came out in 98.

Jay Scott said...

MV, you could always join the military. we start out at a whopping 29k a year, good health benefits, and an all expense paid trip to iraq.

whocares said...

miss her kiss her love her. that girl is poisoooon.

Isiah Thomas said...

never trust a big butt and a smile that girl is....

The Rev said...

Just saw this in the paper...

"According to bangshowbiz.com, Jennifer Lopez is steamed that she may be mocked in a new XXX film called "Jenny on the ----," starring J.Lo lookalike Jasmine Byrne as the sex-crazed J.Ho."

I'm assuming that would be Jenny on the Cock!

And that is pure genius!

Beth82678 said...
This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
Beth82678 said...
This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
Beth82678 said...

Ok, today is not my day for hyperlinking so I'm going old school. But I'm wondering if Paris and Britney being just friends is a disappointment to most guys or a relief?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16042699/

Unfortunately, these are the things I wonder about.

The Rev said...

I didn't even know it was a possibility of Paris and Britney.

I think I speak for all men in saying that we generally don't care about rumors like that... unless there's an actual video that we can watch.

Rumors mean nothing. We want tape!

Beth82678 said...

With those 2 Rev I think if the rumors were true no way would a tape not be far behind.

temwr said...

I got nothing today.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

A Brit/Paris sex tape? That's golden. All good things.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Sisterly Love

whocares said...

I agree with the Rev on this one. Unless there is video evidence that I can enjoy, I dont care what they're doing to each other.

But the report that Paris was photographed stroking her upper thigh? I saw that picture and thought Paris was just helping Brit keep her legs closed getting in the car. Except she did it about five money shots too late...

temwr said...

I like AI to Portland for Randolph, Aldridge, and a draft pick.

temwr said...

I read a story that Paris was teaching Brit to strip tease.

I'd have liked to have been there for that.

That could be what Beth linked to.

I probably should check her link.

Isiah Thomas said...

new ball is out Jan 1

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

man, I hope like 10 or 15 players bitch and wine about how much they liked the new ball.

ToddPacker said...

How was the new ball causing cuts on players hands?

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

It's grips too well to you skin, and when you handle the ball a lot it literally "tears" little slits in you fingers/hands.

temwr said...

And it turns your hands orange.

Spalding must be pissed.

They will improve and a new ball will probably be used next year.

temwr said...

A lot of my LOV FF BB players are injured.

Watch out D. Wade, you're next.

Martin VanNostrand said...

"It's grips too well to you skin"

I need a ball with this problem. You guys seen the Seinfeld where Jerry's girl has man hands? Well I got woman fingers. Not woman looking but girly in length. The only time I can palm the rock is str8 out da box and zero chance of palming it off the dribble.

The Rev said...

Don't lie Martin...

you totaly get manicures, don't you?

ebntx said...

slow day at the lov.

Spaceman Spiff said...

MVN,
looks like you need to buy the NBA ball then while it still exists

The Rev said...

I gotta give love to this blog posting I ran across...

TMQ spoof

The Rev said...

And for the record...

Shanoff's posting today asked what your favorite sports blog is and why.

ToddPacker said...

AI and nba ball talk = slow day at the LOV

ebntx said...

tp the # of posts.

ToddPacker said...

zeke, i think the "unit" in your ms-paint looks more like an Atari 2600 joystick...that's right i'm callin out your paint skillz

The Rev said...

I'm noticing that we are not getting a lot of visits today.

Just a slow day for some reason.

It happens.

ToddPacker said...

i got ya EB...i was agreeing with you...just making a joke that the AI and nba ball were the cause for the low comment total

The Rev said...

Come to think of it...

it does look like you could play a mean game of Pitfall with that joystick.

ToddPacker said...

mondays suck

The Rev said...

And I gotta stay at work until 8 pm.

Yeesh!

ToddPacker said...

bad traffic day in philly?

Spaceman Spiff said...

i purchased GUN for my PC on the recommendations from LOV

ToddPacker said...

steve might have to add a page to the LOG:
LOV recommendations

The Rev said...

Traffic night is Sunday night. I'm at the regular job tonight.

Isiah Thomas said...

my paint skillz are unmatched.

I need something new though.

ToddPacker said...

"I need something new though."

i would agree

ToddPacker said...

sorry rev, i forgot sun. was traffic night

ToddPacker said...

Rev, any new pod-cast planned?

JFreak said...

Am I the only person here that actually likes TMQ?

Isiah Thomas said...

gonna be honest, never made it through an entire TMQ column - way too long.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

I've tried reading him a few times, but he's never been able to hold my attention. I usually just skip down to the cheerleader part.



LOV Recommendations not a bad idea TP, need a few more than one though. How was the game, worth the buy?

The Rev said...

No new podcast planned yet. But I think we are due soon.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Nice job on the Gun purchase, Spiff.

also, kill me. Please.

The Rev said...

What kind of recommendations? Products? Restaurants?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Anything, I say. If it's LOV approved, up it goes.

thejaywhite said...

how do you figure beth said anything of substance?

I worked in bars for years as a bartender her opinion is meaningless cause shes both female and a waitress. See females think they know what they want they think they want this ideal nice pushover boyfriend who is just so cute and nice, but thats not what keeps them on their toes, they want a cocky funny prick to treat them like the bitch they are.

thejaywhite said...

and whens the last time a body blow ever won a fight? 1986 Tyson, Berbick?


Fuck I love Tyson...like bill simmons said his buddies will watch tyson 24hours a day even if he had 1 arm and no eyes...just for the chance that old tyson might come back

Tyler said...

Hopkins/De La Hoya 2004. That was the one where De La Hoya punched the ground after. That video doesn't show the replay, but it was a nasty shot from the other view.

The Rev said...

Yeah, I remember that.

Hopkins got him right in the liver square. Oscar went down hard.

thejaywhite said...

yup..i remember oscar goin down..but oscar clearly is not a man

Los said...

Just wonderin' - is the "Romo-sexual" bandwagon a little lighter today?

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Romo-sexual?

Los said...

Just wonderin' - is the "Romo-sexual" bandwagon a little lighter today?

Los said...

Just wonderin' - is the "Romo-sexual" bandwagon a little lighter today?

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

what is the "Romo-sexual" bandwagon?

anonymous said...

please, we MUST enshrine TJW's latest advice about what ladies want onto the other LOV site.

just dip it in gold and put it on the mantle.

anonymous said...

anybody watchin MNF?

thejaywhite said...

Im watchin

Isiah Thomas said...

Spiff check your hoops team.

El Padrino said...

sup son

Isiah Thomas said...

they couldn't get Obama a hat that fit in the opener?

Isiah Thomas said...

EP - what's up cat?

El Padrino said...

grossman has more to's than 12 NFL teams...awesome stat

El Padrino said...

chillin, havin a brew
watching the game

almost done with the jury shit

Isiah Thomas said...

don't you get like 73 cents a day for jury duty?

Isiah Thomas said...

Suns are tapping that ass again

El Padrino said...

nah my job pays my shit
wall street baby

Isiah Thomas said...

nice.

I thought the courts would pay too.

El Padrino said...

nba going back to leather ball, jan 1st...wow

stern ate his foot

El Padrino said...

yeah it's $40
which doesnt even get me a handjob anymore

Isiah Thomas said...

someone is waking up with a horses head - Stern will get his revenge

El Padrino said...

geico is putting it in my ass right now...not cool.

Isiah Thomas said...

you need a ride in NYC?

Isiah Thomas said...

Nash is unstoppable

El Padrino said...

mad expensive over here
mad expensive

you wouldnt believe what im paying for my civic

El Padrino said...

i'll be beack tw, for a day

peace my nubian brothers

Isiah Thomas said...

the Suns tap that ass again, 2nd part of a back-to-back too

Isiah Thomas said...

I paid like 3 bills in LA.

peace EP

whocares said...

Belushi in the booth? Wow. Must be slow in St. Louie.

Beth82678 said...

TJW, it's only the girls who go out with you who obviously want a prick. I mean come on, if you really are who you say you are there's a reason you're in your 20's or whatever you claim to be and don't see the same woman more than a month. They're either too stupid even for you or they have a hint of sense and get over you by then.

But seriously, you have "remote control cars" listed as an interest on your profile along with "fireworks" and "boobs". That combo screams 15 year old more than anything I could ever come up with.

whocares said...

Why dont they just ask him what they really want to ask him:

"Hey Jim, tell us some stories about your cooler, funnier, more talented brother."

thejaywhite said...

no beth..girls like you just go for guys like that because thats all you can get...the beta male...way to go

thejaywhite said...

Beth, for the record..

Im also not saying your job sucks..Its just the shittest job in the bar...actually..I will correct that. Its the 3rd shittest

Owner
Manager
Bartender
Satelite Bartender
Doorman
Bouncer inside club
Waitress
Shootergirl
Runner

JFreak said...

Soon enough, tjw will take on the entire blog.

whocares said...

I bet I could still beat TJW in a foot race.

anonymous said...

im watching alice in wonderland, 1983 made for tv movie. it has commercial breaks and everything in it. i know Rev and MVN remembers the Jabberwocky. and sammy davis jr and george jefferson are in it.

(there's a thick haze in the air)

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I still am not a big fan of all the TJW hate going on here. Assaulting an important character? Man alive.

Am I knocking the Rev out of the playoffs with this FFB ass whooping? Eat it, Sputnik.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

tjw brings it on himself meiz, he's a tool and a simpleton.

how come you don't speak out against the hate on Beth?

whocares said...

Iam,

I've seen that movie about a thousand times. Lots of big names in that movie. Ringo Starr, Telle Savalas, ummmm that's all I can think of now.

temwr said...

Again I have nothing.

Rough day for me.

anonymous said...

great flick to watch.... while blazed.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

LOL, no worries tem, hell when ya pop in with a "i have nothing" it's still pretty damn funny

temwr said...

And I am out the next two days.

So no running SG diary until later.

Someone should sub for me, but don't make it better than mine.

I need an F+ writer as a sub.

thejaywhite said...

maybe steve can fill in hes a
fag +

ToddPacker said...

Tem

2 days off....maybe we can wait until you get back for the SG diary

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

hes (hu?)
a
fag +




easy on the wit big guy, I don't want ya to pull a muscle

Isiah Thomas said...
This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
Isiah Thomas said...

Torry Holt is shaving points.

Isiah Thomas said...

how many defensive holding penalties will STL get, wth?

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

tjw

I'm just curious, what kinda of late 20's early 30's guy still has a "roommate"? what are you, a pizza delivery boy or something?

Or is "roommate" just the term you use around your friends and family?

ToddPacker said...

you would think that someone would have taught TK to stop breathing heavy into the mic when he's talking....it's really annoying

thejaywhite said...

lol..actually...as I have said before..after a few years working I have gone back to school for a masters..and I decided to do it up right and live in residence...

Isiah Thomas said...

I'm willing to wait 2 days to read Tem's diary instead of SG.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

no doubt Zeke, tem's spoiled us, we can't go back to the dark place

ToddPacker said...

hey jaywhite, you doing your grad work at ND or in the great white north?

«Oldest ‹Older   1 – 200 of 223   Newer› Newest»

Top Of The Page Material:

"Idiots with nothing better to do"





"Most Boston sports fans are just douchebags. Because most people from New England are douchebags." - tem





"Obama got elected because of the Rooney rule" - Jug





"you should never let debt stop you from pro-creating anyway" - El Padrino





"If you agree with EP, change your opinion." - H





"i'm dumb and sensitive. basically i'm a woman" - L Padrino





"I'm so horny this morning. If there wasn't this sex offender list going around id grope bitches on the train this morning" - L Padrino