Friday, December 01, 2006

C.R.E.A.M

Bengals find a way just like I said.

Mamba drops 52, 12th time he's gone over 50.

Doesn't this kid know that XMAS time is coming, WTF.

Long-whoria and Parker are engaged. Whoever has Parker in FFB trade him now. We all know that pussy conquers all.

I really hate the Giants right now. They all make me sick. The coach, the RB star, the DE star, the WR star and the overated QB star. Being a fan of them is not easy right now. With that said....if they beat the Cowboys they will be in first place and they will be sportin' a 4-0 division record. So for now, I have no choice but to root for them. They remind me of the Bonilla Mets but since the Bonilla Mets sucked like something fierce it's a little different.

Wish I could talk more but I got a 9:15 meeting. Fucking ridiculous. I'm going to mention in the meeting that it is Friday and whoever did this will pay.

College:
($25 across the board)

Ark +3 over U F : We can put those "Florida won 11 games this year in the SEC" talk to bed. They have been due for a loss for about 4 weeks now. I think they get to Leak and if they do that, I render him pretty useless.

Sooners -3.5 over Nebraska : I say the Stoops/Callahan matchup favors Oklahoma. I know Callahan has those kids playing well but OU has too much talent to lose this game for all the Big 12 marbles.

Gtech -2 over Wake Forest : Forget the fact that they have no one to stop Calvin Johnson but focus on Reggie Ball and how well he is going to rebound from a pathetic game last week. And with pretty much the same rosters last year Tech won pretty big. Nice story about Wake though. It's good for college football when other programs compete for titles.

Pros:
(shitty week, shitty lines, shitty games for the most part)

RAMS -6 over Cards : I've been waiting for the Rams to blow out the last 3 weeks. They haven't. I'll try one more time. But mainly I think Haslett knows they can't run the ball so I have a feeling he is going to be busy all day celebrating his numerous blitz packages en route to harassing rookie Matt on Sunday. ($50)

BRONCOS -3 over Seahawks : Even if Plummer started I would put a 5bone on them. Seahawks may be back at full stregnth but Denver is hungry for a win right now. Get ready for a week of annointment for Shanahan and his QB switch move after this big Sunday night win. ($50)

Colts -7 over TITANS : I know the Titans always play the Colts tight. But are the Titans even focused after that big win over the G-men last week? They might still be whopping it up. I predict a 38-7 trashing in Nashville this week. ($100)

Two upsets (each for $25):

BROWNS +5 over Chiefs : Herm always has a big letdown game in him. Always.
PACKERS +1.5 over Jets: I love me a good homedog. Pack are due for a win, Jets are due for a setback.

Just Teasing ($150)

Falcons +14, as WAS never blows anything out
Giants +15.5 as NFC East games are usually decided by less than 10 points
SAINTS/Niners over 33 as both teams can score (Saints might put up 33 by themselves)
Dolphins +11, as the battle for Florida will be decided by Mare or Scobee

Trying to bolster the 54-60-2 record, for the record.

Hi Bill.

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Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I hate snow.

El Padrino said...

duke cock block

JIC ....

El Padrino said...

68 degrees here in ny !!!!

tw it will be like 40

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I hope you get pounded with this storm.

Isiah Thomas said...

nice post EP. What's your record in teases, has to be really good.

and in case anyone missed this go to the "kodiac130 section. See the end of yesterdays comments for the back story.

Hey there.

Isiah Thomas said...

40 dee greez here this am. Level 1 WTF.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

David West and Jason Richardson are really fucking up my world right now.

JFreak said...

My head is all screwed up. Two days ago it was 65. Now it's 30.

The Rev said...

Yo gang!

Thanks for the props on finding the kodiac stuff. I swear, I found it accidentally. Like Zeke said, I simply googled kodiac130. I wanted some of his past LOV comments to come up to see if there was anything in the past he said that was funny to use. Some of those comments did come up in the google search. And that online profile came up as well.

It was priceless, for sure.

anonymous said...

did that kid try to steal a regular xbox, or a 360? thats the key..

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

second screen grab added, and thanks to Jay Scott we have theme music.

ToddPacker said...

77° in Tampa...no sign of any snow


EP, save your money the Gators are going to beat Ark by 10...at least i hope so...very true what you said about them being due for a loss the last 4 weeks....

ToddPacker said...

nice job steve

Jay Scott said...

28 in Texas and snowing, i think this is only the 10th time i've ever seen snow

anonymous said...

would u really wanna put a picture of you and a baby on a dating profile. if a chick did that, its basically dating suicide to most people (at least me, unless shes SMOKIN).

beth/stiggy, does a guy in a pic with a little kid show u that he's a baby daddy, or does that mean he's just sensitive enough to tend to your needs later.

although at 5'6" i'd say he's got alot to make up for.

Isiah Thomas said...

nice choice jay scott.

GREAT work steve. A true LOV classic.

Rev for MVP of Dec
Steve for MOP of Dec

anonymous said...

mich - no snow - in the 30s.

give me 3 hours and ill probably be snowed in though.

Isiah Thomas said...

Keep running ya mouf an Ima stick my dick init

Martin VanNostrand said...

Dolla Dolla bill ya'll

37 when I got up. 32 when I got to work. Not a good swing.

anonymous said...

central michigan taking the MAC bitches.

ohio what?

whocares said...

RE: LA Governor.

What a bitch. I'm guessing her next move is going to be using Hurricane Katrina to get them into the BCS. "The people of Louisiana need something to have hope in. The BCS can give them that hope." Bottom line, if their coach didnt suck so bad they might be in the NC game. That guy's a clown.



RE: Kodiac.

I went to bed chuckling about that whole thing last night. His tune changed BIG TIME after that link was posted.

RE: Weather.

39 degrees in B'ham and dropping. Of course, in the south it doesnt really snow, it just sleets. Miserable.
And ym wife wants to grill out tomorrow for the SEC championship game? WTF? Cook some chili beeyatch.

Beth82678 said...

Iam, well Kodiac put "no children" on his profile so personally I'd interpret his pic/profile as a guy who's desperate to get married and have kids. In other words, one to stay away from unless you're a woman who's also desperate to get married and have kids.

Guys are funny though - they assume a pic with a kid shows them as "sensitive". I see it as either being desperate for their own kids or else as a TJW move - he thinks it'll help get him laid (or to use TJW terms "bang a chick").

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Christ, now I hope they get snubed,


No Bowls For You!!!

El Padrino said...

meetings suck unless there is food or topless women

5"6 is a bad thing, sorry to hear that kofdiac...

Blanco fucked up on the hurricane more so than that punk nagin.
she's a dyke too
bitch

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Hey Beth how tall are you?

Beth82678 said...

Probably taller than Kodiac's real height :-) - I'm 5'6.

ToddPacker said...

it seems like most of the LOV are above average in the height category….I’m 6’3”and I think that IAM said he was tall, the rev looks like a giant… anyone in the kodiac range

ToddPacker said...

EP

i hate meetings....i hit about 3 per week...solid waste of time...and usually if there is food, it sucks...how about guy/gal that won't shut up and winds up doubling the length of the meeting...

Martin VanNostrand said...

6ft but I play bigger than that as i rock the wingspan of a 6'3

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

I might be the short guy on the list at 5'11


There is not an amount of money I wouldn't pay if our congress did this

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

6'3" 220-230 ***ding***

Martin VanNostrand said...

EP I have two of those meeting stretchers in my dept. You get them in a conference room together and it's curtains.

Spaceman Spiff said...

6'3" here

El Padrino said...

yeah tp, the rambler
the rambler could easily extend a meeting by a good half hour with his ideas....fact is he's trying to be a star and impress people
i think he reads a thesaurus before he comes in the meeting too
he busted out some words today...

faggot, i hope his train blows up on the way home and no one gets hurt but him

El Padrino said...

i'm 5"10

just for the record

Isiah Thomas said...

6 even here.

re: meetings

I seem to always get stuck in a meeting with either the bitch with horrendous breath or the bitch who loves to hear herself speak and askes questions that don't pertain to our meeting topic.

Meetings at my co always get off topic. Drives me insane.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

From the article

"We'll see if he can get in," Navarette said, adding: "If he does take office, it will be at his own risk."

lol, awsome

El Padrino said...

i must add that my vertical is off the chains

ToddPacker said...

"Meetings at my co always get off topic. Drives me insane."

good point zeke...our meetings will jump all over the place until someone has to give the old "OK. OK. lets get back to the topic were originally talking about"

kodiac130 said...

Hey group. yeah, I totally changed my tune last night; I had too, I was totally shamed, you all got me really really good (and well deservedly so, I admit I had it coming). I guess I picked that picture because I am a pretty ugly guy, and I thought it was my best picture...whether or not my niece was in it seemed pretty irrelevant to me.
Well guys, you all take care. It's been a fun yet humbling experience.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Got my Polomalu starter mop cut about a week ago. My first haircut in over year so now I'm rockin the white boy fro. If you include that I'm 6'3.

Isiah Thomas said...

kodiac don't be a bitch. Man up. The hate is within you. Just regroup. You'll be fine.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

I'm surprised ya came back, that took balls. Well played sir

ToddPacker said...

is kodiac elegant elliot from the stern show...what a range of emotions

THE CHAMP. said...

why are you leaving Kodiac?

anonymous said...

bobby.

bonilla.

just sayin.

Isiah Thomas said...

two weeks ago I was in a meeting with the bad breath tangent lady (she's a duel threat). She kept axing me "explain to me why...." "what is this..." "why do you...". These questions had no bearing on the meeting. Bitch just wanted to hear herself speak and sound impo-tent.

And this bitch is the office manager who thinks she runs the place. Just order the printer toner and paper and STFU.

Isiah Thomas said...

and bbt lady wears a track suit to work every friday and does laps around the place seeing who's in their office, who's talking, etc.

I actually keep a spreadsheet and graph of her daily walks around the office bc I'm petty like that.

ToddPacker said...

"I actually keep a spreadsheet and graph of her daily walks around the office bc I'm petty like that."


that's good stuff zeke

Beth82678 said...

Kodiac, think of last night like a fraternity initiation. Think of how much fun it'll be if in a year of you being here posting people are still reminding you of your ad...um wait, never mind, don't think about that part.

But you should still stay. You got some game.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Yea, I know the type Zeke, we have this one dude here that never says anything until the boss is around. Then he tries to come across soooo interested and intelligent. I wana slap him.

Martin VanNostrand said...

"Well guys, you all take care"

Kodiac you gotta stick around man. Talking smack is part of this lawless society and getting hazed for stupid stuff is part of the fun. Zeke had to start every post with Star Date 11 30 2006 yesterday. We've had dudes have to post as "Douche Bag" for a day and end every comment with "I Love Moose Cock" for a week. We have to own our moments of stupidity. So stick around bro. I mean you've got your own section on LOG. Legendary. If you're gonna talk smack just make sure it's better than "The jerk store called and they're running out of you" type stuff.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

"The jerk store called and they're running out of you"


I laughed at that :(

Isiah Thomas said...

it's actually pretty fascinating tp. Sometimes the laps come every half hour or every hour. And I'm talking every hour on the hour. After a few weeks you could see some patterns.

Me and a co-worker are going to assign weights for lap length, type of time wasted, time of day, etc. When I bolt this place I'm def gonna screw her over with it.

Reason being is that they had a meeting a few months back saying socializing and time wasting was out of control.

Isiah Thomas said...

own the song kodiac, make it your own.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Seinfeld nailed it as we have both a close talker and a soft talker here. Close talker is a smoker too. I have no prob with smoking but buy some mints homez.

Spaceman Spiff said...

i slept with your wife

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

"saying socializing and time wasting was out of control"


If only they know of LOV

The Rev said...

Yo Kodiac...

You still have what it takes to hang here. I would not leave in shame.

I've gone through some shaming here too. Hell, it was a month ago that I had everyone questioning my balls one day. It happens to all of us.

It's part of the frat atmosphere. It's what we do. We bust balls.

I just found the profile and asked about it. I didn't expect it to be this big a thing. Yes, it is definitely funny. But I'll admit that I did the online profile thing too for a while with Yahoo and eHarmony. I'm sure if one of those past profiles was brought out, it would provide a laugh or two here. Though the pics I used were of me and me alone.

However, I did use a pic where I was rocking the mic at a DJ gig. I don't know what that says. Maybe you all would analyze that.

anonymous said...

i love zeke's dedication to the pettiness. that takes heart.

Martin VanNostrand said...

steve - the jerk store line was from Costanza if you recall.

ToddPacker said...

jerk store...nothing like a little costanza.

Isiah Thomas said...

not gonna lie Rev, I googled your shit but didn't find much of anything.

Martin VanNostrand said...

spiff - his wife is in a coma

Isiah Thomas said...

FH : my pettiness knows no bounds. Especially for screwing over bbt lady.

The Rev said...

I wonder if my profile is still sitting out there. I ignored it after I found my woman.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I use jerk store all the time.

Isiah Thomas said...

Rev do you bust out lines like :

"when I say scream ya just scream one time, when I say scream ya'll stop on a dime....now screammmmm"

or

"get ya hands up, get ya hands up"

if not, why not?

Isiah Thomas said...

* when you are dj'ing that is

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Ok that's enough, we can all pull our tit out of Kod mouth. No more nursing, he's a big boy.

Besides, he's a compassionate care-free guy who likes to meet new people...this should be no problem for him.

whocares said...

Generally, I leave the meetings in my office with the feeling of "did we actually do anything in there?"

Then we meet again three weeks later and have the same conversation. And I leave with the same feeling.

Isiah Thomas said...

and don't forget he is a 27 y/o man

ToddPacker said...

Personally i think Kodie is being over the top sarcastic and just screwing with us, his apology/departure was a little too sweet...

whocares said...

Good point steve, just because Kodiac has been humbled doesnt mean that the hate should stop.

whocares said...

We here at LOV believe in kicking someone while they're down.

Isiah Thomas said...

and Rev do you have use an annoying DJ voice or your regular voice? All wedding DJ's seem to amp up the weird voice.

I must know.

Isiah Thomas said...

if he dies.....he dies.

ToddPacker said...

how about cell-phone-guy at a meeting....we got a dude here that, like clock work, his celly goes off during every meeting...dude has the nerve to answer it a talk (usually personal)...people even say turn your phone off or put it on vibrate...but he totally ignores everyone

ToddPacker said...

rev needs to host drunk DJ friday while doing a podcast, this way we can all hear the DJ voice

Martin VanNostrand said...

I'm not saying the hate should stop. By no means. He provided too much ammo for it stop. Just that Kodiac should not bounce due to being shamed. Lister got back up and played after Kemp gacked on him.

The Rev said...

I do not have a DJ voice. I always use my regular voice. I just add a little more energy to it. It's one of the things in which I take pride and make it a point to do.

I hate it when wedding DJ's get too corny. I've seen corny DJ's in action. I want to slap them. I'll say things on the microphone sure, but I try to be more witty than corny. And sometimes I shut up and play the music, which if you play the right songs works better than talking it up.

There is an art to knowing when to talk, and when to shut up.

anonymous said...

every wednesday we have a meeting. every week we hear about how the workload is so much higher than in years past (and we're shown these stupid little charts). the last few months we've lost a few people that still havent been replaced.

needless to say, you dont need to keep rubbing it that we're getting screwed over. please stop. and the spreadsheets dont help.

The Rev said...

I could do a DJ voice very easily if I had to.

In radio, we have a term for people who put on a different voice and amp up the "dj voice" when the mic is on.

We call them pukers.

El Padrino said...

charts are for monkeys

what about the late guy
there is always a late guy
barges in the meeting mad late and makes so much noise settling in

Isiah Thomas said...

"pukers" - that's the kind of inside you only get here at LOV

anonymous said...

dude here (the Cougher) is loudly playing some opera music.. and he 'shushed' our team leader.. wow... touchy much?

now he's got some smooth jazz on...

i have nothing positive to say.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Rev as fellow occassional party / wedding dj I can't agree more. Just play music and only talk when necessary. I have seen some lame ass wedding dj's rocking the Handsome Dan voice.

The Rev said...

Who plays opera at work?

That's just wrong.

anonymous said...

rev, people that like man-wang?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

We listen to the jazz station here. I like it though. It's the only station in town where you can get Stevie, Al Green, Marvin... all the classic R&B and Soul. I love it.

kodiac130 said...

yeah, you are right, I can't run away with my tail between my legs just because I've been exposed as a tool (I thought I was hiding it ok). Besides, this room could use more midget, caring, compassionate 27 year old men (yeah, now I will be mostly hating on myself)

whocares said...

What movie is that where they go into the radio DJ's booth and he's this little wormy guy but has the "DJ voice" he turns on to make him sound like Barry White? I keep thinking Wayne's World, but I could be wrong.

whocares said...

Gulbis. Bery Niiiice.

The Rev said...

Waynes World II had the DJ who didn't listen to what they were saying. He just kept saying "uh-huh" in the mic while he was doing three other things.

That cracked me up because there's truth in it.

The Rev said...

Meiz...

in one posting, you bring out Stevie, Marvin, and Al Green references combined with a Gulbis pic.

That's a beautiful combo, man.

The Rev said...

Now that Kodiac has come around, we may move forward.

Oh by the way... I didn't mention. I'm 6'2".

anonymous said...

smooth jazz, not good jazz unfortunately.

Isiah Thomas said...

that guy from WWII does voices on the Simpsons too right?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I do what I can.

Isiah Thomas said...

I read an article that said she's really into baking.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

i just googled her, (image search) some really nice bikini shots.

Isiah Thomas said...

yeah kodiac, stick around my man. Just in case a person from the greater MPLS, MN area who was on "4 people.com" gets found dead in the trunk of a car we'll know where to point the authorities.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Waynes World II is it. That was the Handsome Dan ref I dropped. That was his 'on air talent' name.

whocares said...

6'4" 195 checking in. Back in my ballin days got up to about 215. I have since lost all of that muscle.

The Rev said...

Harry Shearer was the guy in WW2. He is a Simpson's voice as well.

I remember him doing that DJ character on his days on SNL. He's a pretty funny bastard.

whocares said...

Good call MV,

"Handsome Dan" was a little squirly looking dude with a big white man fro. MV, was that you?

The Rev said...

Oh, we're giving out weight too?

Nope, you're not getting that number out of me.

anonymous said...

whocares, you might wanna use some of your paycheck for food this week..

whocares said...

4people.com doesnt sound like a dating site. It sounds like a gang-bang site.

Martin VanNostrand said...

kodiac - do you keep alot of Lysol in the car? I imagine the trunk would reek from your dates pissing themselves out of fear.

The Rev said...

6'4", 195???

They used you to get the football out of the sewer, didn't they?

whocares said...

I dont miss many meals. I just havent lifted a weight in about two years. 100% out of shape right now. I got winded typing this.

anonymous said...

we wont start doing weight cause that might lead to Kodiac asking A/S/L and our fav color or something. we dont want to confuse us with a dating site.

whocares said...

Wow. I didnt know my height to weigh ratio was that far off. I wouldnt call myself a bean pole by any means. I'm about as average as they come.

anonymous said...

do u have the strength to pick up your own hands?

maybe we should do a LOV canned food drive for our little Ethiopian.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

LOL

Martin VanNostrand said...

who - I have the fro but not squirrely at 215. Need to drop some of that. As a warning to those getting married and starting families anytime soon I've gained 25 in the two years I've been a pop. I thought the wife was supposed to gain the weight. I can bench a little more than my body weight though so some of that has to be muscle...right? not just table muscle?

anonymous said...

keep telling yourself its muscle til the day you die.

Isiah Thomas said...

please no perishables in the canned food drive. And give something you'd eat.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Time for a change

anonymous said...

i'd eat a can of beans or veggies off that chick's stomach. nicely done steve.

anonymous said...

corn might cause some problems with the belly button though.. but i'd be willing to risk it.

Martin VanNostrand said...

I should send those 25 pounds to Who. I could save my lunches every week and mail them to you on Fridays. When I lose 25 and you gain 25 I'll stop.

somebody tried to bust Kodiac with a PB&J line. I eat PB&J at least 4 days a week. It's cheap, it's consistant.

El Padrino said...

mmmmmmmm...yams...

anonymous said...

so incase it was unclear..

marriage & kids = you getting soft.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Nice summary Iam.

Martin VanNostrand said...

For me it was more so the kid. Marriage didn't really change my schedule but the kid cut a couple hours a day out of it.

El Padrino said...

damn kids

The Rev said...

I'd be happy to send off a big case of Ramen noodles to whocares. They're tasty, they're easy, they're fattening, and they're really cheap.

My former Vietnamese roommate taught me that if you boil the noodles plain first, then transfer them to a skillet with butter, and then add the seasoning directly on the noodles while frying them up in the butter, they go up a notch.

The Rev said...

Question: Why is the Rev a fat guy?

Answer: Because he knows such things as how to make Ramen noodles even more fattening.

Spaceman Spiff said...

but the viet guy is skinny i bet

The Rev said...

Actually, he's a short skinny guy but not beanpole skinny.

I've actually seen the guy pack away more food than me in a sitting. At his wedding last month, we had a 10 course meal in Chinatown in Boston. The dude knows how to eat.

El Padrino said...

spiff you like the picks?

Isiah Thomas said...

I like your STL pick. AZ is doo doo bad, especially on the road. They've only won something like 6 games on the road in the last 6 years.

Martin VanNostrand said...

I need another 5 spot in my line up for Fantasy Hoops. Nenad Krstic and Andris Biedrins are available. Should I drop Battier for one of these guys?

Spaceman Spiff said...

ga tech i do not trust, they have done me wrong a lot

The Rev said...

Maruchan Ramen Noodle Soup Chicken Flavor 3 oz ea - 12 ct

Price: $1.50

Buck-fitty for 12 of them sumbitches. That's what I'm talkin about.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Krstic is a fantasy pimp. How is he possibly available? How many teams are in your league.

El Padrino said...

Kristic may be a nice pick up

GTECH, yeah but they have no answer for Ball's running and CJ's WR skillz

Martin VanNostrand said...

When I was in Nepal not just the grown folks but the kids ate twice as much as me. Every meal. They must have metabolisms of shrews because they were all skinny.

anonymous said...

rev, im gonna have to have Throwback Dinner Night (as if im back in school) and pick up some ramen and do your skillet way.. sounds solid.

PBJ, lunch just about every day.

anonymous said...

when i was in south africa, i got to eat off a lion carcass.

dont knock it til u try it. i really felt like i 'belonged' once i ate with the tribe.

The Rev said...

Throwback Dinner Night would have to include...

Ramen noodles, prepared as I laid out here.

One can of Pringles.

Two liter bottle of supermarket brand cola.

Bowl of cereal for dessert.

On special nights... you can throw in a hot dog for some added protein.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Krstic it is then. There are only 8 teams in the league and 3 of them are half assing it. It was all auto draft. I ended up with Boozer and Memo and picked up Thomas that can play the 5. When Utah is off though I'm leaving a spot empty some nights.

kodiac130 said...

5'6 130 lbs here. although the 6 or 7 CL's I drink nightly has certainly created some girth (how many other people do you know who are both skinny and fat at the same time)

Spaceman Spiff said...

so thats what the 130 stands for

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

god bless subway

The Rev said...

I had no idea a man can weigh 130.

I think my right leg weighs 130 alone.

The Rev said...

New SG up...

he does a rant about NFL announcers today. Might be interesting, might not.

Stiggy said...

God! I've missed out on a lot of shit this week. I'll have to be better about checking the comments when I get home from school. No school today, though. I don't mind the snow, but the wind is insane. Damn it all to hell!

Isiah Thomas said...

6 or 7 CL's = Crystal Lights?

Spaceman Spiff said...

Bryant Gumbel and Cris Collinsworth one of SG's fave broadcasting teams of 06

WTH, gumbel alone is horrible, doesnt even give quotes to make fun of.

Spaceman Spiff said...

and at the same time, gottlieb is killing gumbel on espn radio for not knowing the down, yardage, etc.

El Padrino said...

subway is a joke
you should be ashmed of yourself for that comment
it's not even real food

The Rev said...

Pat Summerall did a book signing a block away from my apartment at a Borders.

Right now, they're selling autographed copies of his book there for $25.

Think it's worth a splurge? I'm tempted.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

i think cls is coors light....i'm hoping.


What you don't like subway, the hot ham and cheeze sub....so damn good.

The Rev said...

I worked at a Subway in Boston in college. It wasn't fun.

I'll take a mom and pop hoagie shop over Subway anyday.

Martin VanNostrand said...

I wrestled 135 soph year in hike school. I was about 5'10. It was a bitch to make weight. My normal body weight at that time was more in the 138 - 140 range. I would have to sweat out about 5 pounds in water weight before every weigh in.

Isiah Thomas said...

Rev go up to him and just keep going "beg your pardon"

Isiah Thomas said...

will he drool on it for an extra $5?

El Padrino said...

subway is fake food
reason that dude lost all that weight is cuz the cold cuts are filled with air, bread too
there aint nuttin to a subway sandwhich

free lunch at office today

you have to see how these morons act, the line is around the office
i feel like i'm homeless just standing on it. some guys took like 7 haelpings of the salad and two sandwhices...i hope he chokes

Martin VanNostrand said...

Fantasy Pimp Krstic is on my squad. Future's so bright I gotta wear shades.

Isiah Thomas said...

yeah people get down right retarded over some free office food.

They brought in pizza the other day. You'd have thought they were handing out gold bars the way people were acting.

El Padrino said...

it's so disgusting
it's like they are iraqi's getting food dropped on them from us military helicopters or something

Martin VanNostrand said...

Free eats here is like that Bud light commercial where the dude hides them around the office and everyone goes apesh*t.

The Rev said...

"will he drool on it for an extra $5?"

That was funny.

Actually, the book signing happened a month ago, and they are selling already autographed copies. I think the already drooled copies sold out.

whocares said...

I guess 195 is somehwat light in this place. Arent a good portion of you in the mid-west, and/or "husky" for other reasons?

Werent we having a discussion the other day about actually eating raw beef and onion sammiches? Sounds like with some of your eating habits, my ass could be Manute Bol.

The Rev said...

I miss free office food.

I used to get that perk a lot, but now since I'm pretty much alone where I work until next week when a new assistant starts, it just doesn't happen.

whocares said...

Oh, and thanks for the canned goods. I like the boxes of Kraft Mac and Cheese. Dont skimp and send me like 50 cans of Cream of Chicken Soup or some shit.

Hell, just send money.

anonymous said...

what is it about the "it's free" mentality? even if shit is free, u dont always take it.

case and point, all the chinese people at the mall that yell at you as you walk (wok?) by the food court....

TRY SAMPLE CHIK-IN!!! YOU TRY, YOU TRY? FREE SAMP'RE!!

free stuff is like bangin fat chicks.. u only take it if you really need it.

anonymous said...

EP, "its like iraqis gettin food dropped"

funny shit.

whocares said...

Free cake was served here the other day. They actually had to go and buy a second cake because so many people lined up for it!! Like the first of the month, cash yo check and get on.

Isiah Thomas said...

Mediation and Cash Settlement?

Melting down like that is unacceptable. But a cash settlement?

anonymous said...

wake up wake up.. its the furst of da muuuuuuuunth

anonymous said...

wow, richards might pay them for saying something mean to them?

i dont get it.

Martin VanNostrand said...

"A cash settlement could be part of the resolution" - I could see refunding their ticket price, maybe a Seinfeld dvd library and autographed copy of UHF.

The Rev said...

If Gloria Allred is involved, the words "cash settlement" don't surprise me.

anonymous said...

u know its gonna be like 1.8 mill or something.

gotta get that pay day homie! ive been sooooooo traumatized..

The Rev said...

If he pays a cash settlement, he will only solidify the fact that he will never work a club again.

Imagine if he ever did work a club again after that. Everyone in the front row would be baiting him looking to get paid.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

No way in hell he should pay them anything, since when is it illegal to hurt somebodys feelings? Are they gonna pay him for calling him a cracker and a has been?

Stupid, apologize and move on, leave your money in the bank.

The Rev said...

Free cake...

come on. Yuo remember what happened to the dude in Office Space.

If you don't get in on the free cake, you might burn the building down.

kodiac130 said...

it's not that bad of an idea from a P.R. standpoint; sure, legally speaking those offended do not seem to have a claim. However, Richards basically committed career suicide, I probably would try and throw money at the problem and hope it goes away, at this point, I don't see what other option he has.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

I can see it as a PR move, and maybe the guy actually feels bad.


I also agree with the Rev, if they get paid big, I'm gonna follow him around the country and bust his ass every show. Hell I might even get lucky and force to do a angry stage dive into the section i'm sitting...then I'M getting paid.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

I'll bring my cell phone, have people call me ever 5 or 10 minutes. Make sure the ringer is ultra loud. And when I'm not on my phone, I'm gonna be listening to my IPOD. I can break him....i know it.

anonymous said...

"well sir, he called me an MF'ing n*gger, but im sure a monetary settlement will help my pain."

what if these guys and their lawyer set up this meeting with Richards, only to find out that these dudes whoop the shit straight outta him? how funny would that be?

"whos the n*gga now, buuuuuuutch!"

anonymous said...

steve, bringin some quality hate.

ToddPacker said...

free food animals at work are out of control....i usually skip the free eats just so i don't have to wait on the soup kitchen line

The Rev said...

Yeah, I think I can break him too.

Just keep yelling old Kramer lines over and over again. Remind him that Kramer is all he will be known for forever.

After the first minute, yell "The Macanudo peaches are in!"

Then, two minutes later, yell "You're the assman!"

ToddPacker said...

i agree with EP subway is terrible...it's like a salad sandwich....too many good deli's in the NY area for someone to resort to subway

Martin VanNostrand said...

We have a hoagie place called Jersy Mike's that isn't too bad for a chain. It's not amazing but it puts a foot up Subway's ass.

I do like Quizno's.

JFreak said...

Yeah...so 5'10" here.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

NC, isn't exactly known for it's Delis and Pizza.


We have some BBQ that's kicks ass though. (and for all you really really really northern types, that doesn't mean BBQ chicken)

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

In fact all the reall good pizza places are usually called something like Brookln Pizza or New York Deli

The Rev said...

I know good BBQ.

You're talking ribs and brisquet, ain't ya?

ToddPacker said...

Tem

where is the new SG running diary?...you can't expect me to go back to reading his crap, can you

Isiah Thomas said...

did SG really go 12-4 last week?

also, SH brings up a good topic, Christmas present(s) for your significant other.

Haven't thought about her gift for one minute yet, fuck.

ToddPacker said...

it's onlt Dec 1, zeke...i don't start my shopping until like the 20th

JFreak said...

Is it bad that I've gone shopping on Christmas Eve the past two years?

Los said...

I think I'm done my x-mas shopping ... been buying stuff here and there since October ... 'cause I'm a loser.

ToddPacker said...

i like your style, jfreak. last minute shopping is the way to go

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