Sunday, December 03, 2006

CFB is dead to me.....

Until they get a playoff.

Dead.

Now I know how Auburn fans feel.

I won't watch a minute of CFB until there is a playoff.

The Harris Poll results are interesting. The Gaytors worst rank was a 5, UM had a lot of 3's and 4's. Some moron had SC still at 3! This is what is used to determine the finalists! Yikes.

I'd be ok with the Gaytors getting the nod if people really felt they were the #2 team. Yet all the arguments you hear in their favor, or rather against UM is "they had their shot" and "we don't want a rematch". I haven't heard one valid argument against Michigan. Fuck, Gary Danielson and Verne Lundquist, the announcers for the SEC Championship, were openly politicking for Florida. The only person who I heard even make a case for sanity was Herby. Everyone had already crowned Florida. So now the SEC is even, this makes up for Auburn. Now the Big 10 is owed. I hope UM gets to collect. And take note, with this system your team will get screwed somehow eventually.

I don't think UM got a fair deal. And what do they get? A matchup with a 2 loss team in their hometown! Awesome! I wanna see Lloyd Carr raise some hell or they need to boot his ass out. File a lawsuit. Get on every national stage you can and call out the system. Refuse to play. Call out Urban Crier because he obviously campaigned better than you. Call Crier a fag, call FLA a bunch of monkeys, do something Lloyd. Don't just sit back and enjoy getting raped.

I'm not saying the Gaytors are completely undeserving. They are a good team. Yet all you hear all year is how the SEC is the greatest conference in all the land. Riiiiight. I guess if you say it loudly and long enough people will just accept it as fact. Florida will get beaten badly vs OSU. I really hope OSU throttles them. Florida has to win the game to validate their selection. Anything less and they should be considered underserving pussies. OSU is a very good team. Chris Leak will end his career in tears. And don't mention Teeball.

And the rest of the BCS matchups suck. ND vs LSU!!!!!!!! Ok so we get to see ND get spanked one mo gain? Okla/Boise! Wake Forest/Louisville! And that one fag on Louisville who was offsides on the Rutgers kick should be on suicide watch.

That's all the recap I got. Call me whatever you want but don't call me a CFB fan anymore.

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JFreak said...

You haven't heard a valid argument against Michigan because you refuse to listen to them.

JFreak said...

This is for everyone in the FFL.

One of the teams hasn't been active since October.

Usually, in leagues I'm in...if someone is gone for that long, the commish disbands their team and puts all their players on waivers.

What do you guys feel about this?

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Give a little love to Wake. It's good to see a NC football team win the ACC and go to a bowl. That's a big ole Fuck you to Miami, FSU, and VA Tech. OK, maybe not a big one, but still.

anonymous said...

if FL was better, they shoulda been better 2 weeks ago (or any number of weeks ago, b/c of their "tough" schedule). they shoulda moved FL up to #2 when we lost, not weeks after. they didnt magically get better than UM due to their last game.

it woulda been ok if thats how it went down.. but this way, it just shows how much a crock of shit the BCS really is. how do u get "momentum" votes? people woke up and "felt" like FL was suddenly a better team?

im not saying they dont deserve a shot, but they shoulda been #2 after UM lost, if you really wanna make your crappy system work.

one good thing we might be able to reap outta this a few years down the line is our beloved playoffs.. so until then..

ToddPacker said...

Zeke,


I feel your pain....UM got screwed, but we knew going in someone was going to get left out...it was a coin flip on who was going to be ranked #2....i agree with much of the Michigan fans that they gat a raw deal...but like it or not the fact that they already lost to OSU was the deciding factor…I personally don’t agree with that logic…as a matter of fact UF’s only NCAA championship came when they got a rematch in 1996 with FSU (in the pre-BCS days). I will agree that Lloyd didn’t do much politicking (maybe he should have) and he handled the situation will a lot of class. But I disagree when you say Urban was crying. He simply stated the Gators’s case and said he was confident the voters would put them in the #2 spot….CBS announcers were definitely bias, but what do you expect, CBS is the SEC network. And Herby (as good as he is) is also bias, he without a doubt is a Big 10 guy. I just hope that this season will help CFB get one step closer to a playoff….


And by the way it wasn’t an entirely good day for the Gators, they lost by 4 to FSU in hoops last night…

On another note, I screwed myself on plane tix to AZ….Sat. night I had round trip tickets for $350, but waited for the official announcement. Sunday night those same tickets were $690

THE CHAMP. said...

So is FL a 20 point underdog? 30? 40? The sky is the limit? OK.

ToddPacker said...

IAM, i totally agree. That’s why after the OSU/UM game I was complaining the UM should have fallen more…..it's definitely a flawed system.

ToddPacker said...

champ

i think the line has started at 7 1/2

THE CHAMP. said...

I disagree with you zeke. Florida is the SEC champ and OSU is the Big 10 Champ. Those are the 2 best conferences (I don't think there's much argument there). So why wouldn't those 2 play for a National Championship?


The guy on CBS was killing me with the "voters please vote for Florida, if you don't vote for Florida your retarded." And this was with 6 min. in the game left and Ark. still had a chance to win.

Hick-Hops said...

iam-
I don't have a problem with Florida being moved up after beating a top ten team. Voters can be swayed one way or another after every victory. I think that the BCS hosed Michigan but I do have a problem with Michigan fans thinking that you keep your poll position as long as you do not lose. Florida played the toughest schedule in the nation and capped it off against Arkansas, enough voters were swayed.

When you break it down UF had two big wins (LSU and Arkansas) as did Michigan (Notre Dame and Wisconsin) but Florida had one more quality win in Tennessee and the Big Ten had a horrible year and that probably fucked Michigan the hardest.

ToddPacker said...

"The guy on CBS was killing me with the "voters please vote for Florida, if you don't vote for Florida your retarded." And this was with 6 min. in the game left and Ark. still had a chance to win."


that's pretty bad...i was at a party where they had the Gator radio guys turned up and the TV announcers turned down so I didn't hear any of the CBS broadcast

whocares said...

Zeke,

Auburn has not been vindicated by this in the least. There is one huge difference between this situation and AU in 04. We won every game on the schedule, you lost one. That's a pretty substantial difference. I agree that UM and UF were a coinflip, but it's hard to listen to the complaints when they already beat you.

THE CHAMP. said...

I think if I'm the big10 I make sure next year they have the last game. Just push everything back so that their season ends on December 20th or something like that.

This brings up another point. Why have 51 days between your last game and the championship? Why doesn't the NCAA push the CFB season back 2-3 weeks and have 2 weeks off between the reg. season and the NC?

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

A little off subject, but did ya'll hear about the marine that got 40 years for raping the women in the Philippines? 40 years!!!! It wasn't even real rape, I mean it was rape, but it wasn't like he hit over the head and drug her into an ally. They where all drinking, she passed out and he raped her. Which is horrible, but worthy of 40 years!?!?!

Hell, over here, he could have raped and killed her, and he would not have gotten 40 years.

I tell ya what, if I ever go there, I'm not having sex without a camera crew, proper lighting and a letter of consent. Yes, that would make me a porn star...I'm OK with it.

40 damn years!!!!! That's bullshit

THE CHAMP. said...

TP,

It's pretty bad when your football-ignorant girlfriend says "couldn't that other team still win the game?"

temwr said...

Boise State should get a shot.

Not really.

So was there rioting in Michigan??

anonymous said...

one of the guys in the harris poll voted army #25. another guy voted Rice in.

back away slowly and put the bottles down.

temwr said...

FOX announced who will be doing the games this year:

Hall of Fame Analysts Terry Bradshaw and Howie Long join Kenny Albert for Jan. 3rd ALLSTATE SUGAR BOWL

Veteran Analysts Pat Haden, Terry Donahue and Play-by-Play Announcer Matt Vasgersian call FEDEX ORANGE BOWL on Jan. 2nd

FOX Sports' lead BCS broadcast team has also added its final appointment as Emmy Award-winning reporter Chris Myers joins accomplished play-by-play announcer Thom Brennaman and lead analysts Barry Alvarez and Charles Davis for the TOSTITOS FIESTA BOWL and the TOSTITOS BCS NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME

Rose Bowl is on ABC probably, so it probably is Brent Suckberger...

temwr said...

And what about Tressel not voting at all?? He might lose his voting rights because of it.

If he loses his voting rights because he didn't vote then they need to be taking away the rights of the dipshits that vote USC #3 and Army #25 etc...

anonymous said...

the broadcasters thumping for FL in the final minutes was just about the most pathetic thing ive ever heard during a game. they should both be fired. it was so entirely blatant.

Isiah Thomas said...

freak, "they had their shot" and "I don't want to see a rematch" are not valid arguments.

But since I'm not a CFB fan anymore I could care less.

THE CHAMP. said...

TEMWR-

Boise St. got screwed. They won all of their games just like OSU. They should have gotten a shot.

Isiah Thomas said...

I agree Auburn isn't vindicated by this but the SEC is.

El Padrino said...

mich didnt win their league (Big Ten) and that is the only reason why they didnt get the nod

if they would have lost to USC (if usc was #1) they would have gotten the rematch

it's disheartening but there is always a team that's gets the shaft

this year it's the one i root for
so sad

Isiah Thomas said...

I say leave the FFL team as is.

temwr said...

With 50 some days between now and the title game you'd have to think there was enough time for a 1 or 2 week playoff to help clear some of this up.

THE CHAMP. said...

zeke,

"they had their shot" is a valid argument. They should have won their conference. They should have won that game. they should have won a game in which they caused 3 turnovers and didn't give up any. they didn't though, so they don't get a second shot.

The BCS is so flawed that there are crappy arguments for all of the teams.

Isiah Thomas said...

Further to FH's comment:

On Nov. 26, the Wolverines led the Gators by 86 points in the Harris Poll and 30 points in the USA Today poll. By Sunday morning there had been a 154-point reversal in the Harris poll and a 56-point swing in the USA Today poll.

That was shocking. If you were already predisposed to voting Michigan ahead of Florida, I didn't see enough in that game to merit that kind of turnaround. We certainly didn't see anything from Michigan to merit a demotion, given the fact that the Wolverines weren't playing.

Isiah Thomas said...

let me break this down:

in determining whether Team A is better than Team B, using "they had their shot" as the determinant IS FUCKING STUPID.

El Padrino said...

sorry to fl fans but i have a feeling your gonna get blown out big time, Henne is head and shoulders above Leak....

TP save your money and watch it on TV. Crying in public is not cool.

El Padrino said...

o state is partying right now

sidenote: let's see how smart this meyer guy really is... i haven't seen his play calling or game planning prowess yet

El Padrino said...

and now he's got a month to get his shit together

temwr said...

I side with the "they had their shot" is not a valid argument.

The goal is to put #1 vs #2. The fact that UM lost to #1 already doesn't even factor into the equation of "is FL better than UM?" If anything the loss is a plus for UM because their only loss was to #1 by 3 pts.

Having said that, the Harris poll and coach's poll are full of idiots so sadly the "they had their shot" argument swayed some voters.

It sucks. Because that is not why you should vote FL over UM. If you are going to do that then you need to state FL's 3-1 record against current top 25 compared to UM's 2-1 (I think) or other things along those lines.

The BCS should have just said fuck it, UM plays FL on December 16th to get to see who plays OSU. Nobody except OSU fans would have been against this and that is only because they would say that OSU would get rusty while...hold on boss in office.

Isiah Thomas said...

I don't see Florida's Reverse WR Option offense working against OSU.

Isiah Thomas said...

every time I see Crier's smug little face I want to hurt someone.

Isiah Thomas said...

eh, I'm not doing this today, I'm done with CFB. One day at a time...one day at a time...one day at a time.

THE CHAMP. said...

OSU was #1 in the Big10 and FL was #1 in the SEC.

As big a UM fan as I am, they didn't win their conference. So you could look at it as OSU would be playing a #2 team instead of a #1 team.

I think alot of voters expected USC to win out. When that didn't happen the next team they saw win was FL.

whocares said...

Homer Alert!!

I dont see UF getting blown out. I think it will be a close game, but UF has been facing tough defenses all year. Troy Smith might light them up, but I think UF will be able to put up enough points to hang.

whocares said...

Zeke,

I said the same thing when Urban took the Florida job. "That BS offense aint gonna fly in the SEC". But it has. He's got some of the best talent in the country running that offense.

Isiah Thomas said...

so the precedent set here is that :

You must be a conference winner to play for the title. (meaning no intra-conference rematches)

Call me back CFB when you're not a complete joke.

The Rev said...

I agree with Zeke on some things. I don't know if "They had their shot" or "We don't want a rematch" are the only reasons I have heard, but I have heard them. And I don't consider either one valid.

I wanted a rematch for the record. I wanted OSU and Michigan. But I'm only saying that because I think it would be a better game. I have no loyalties to either team. In fact, as a Penn State guy, I don't like either team much.

I have to point a finger of shame at Lloyd Carr. Yes, he should have been more vocal before. It sucks, and political campaigning in college football should not decide things. But if your opponent is doing that much campaigning, then you have an obligation to counter it. If you don't you are not doing what is best for your team.

In a game where recruiting of individual players is so important, and coaches need to be just as much salesmen of their programs as they are coaches, to not publicly trump your merits in the press means that Carr screwed up.

The political game in sports may suck, but reality is that you have to play it the best you can. Meyer did. Carr didn't.

Isiah Thomas said...

just a thought:

If SC had won would FLA have jumped Michigan for #3? I say they would not have.

ToddPacker said...

EP

I’m going regardless.
I was in Tempe in Jan 96 (95 season) when Nebraska crushed Florida
I was in New Orleans for the 96 championship, when UF crushed FSU.
I was at the championship game in 2000 when Michigan St beat Florida in hoops.
And I’m still kicking myself in the ass for not going to the final four last year.

Win or lose I will be there and even if it is a blow-out I don’t consider it a waste of Money….I spend about $2000 a year in season tickets and donations, so when the opportunity for a title game comes around I’ve got to go…

I think Urban has proven in the past he can coach in a big game…in 2002 he took Utah to a BCS game and beat the snot out of Pitt.

Isiah Thomas said...

Rev I couldn't agree more. Carr AND the Big 10 need to wise up.

Get out there, politick. Scream all day about how the Big 10 is the best conference and how you have the best teams.

Carr completely dropped the ball here. Most voters only watch ESPN or other highlight shows when voting. Or at least those shows/announcers plant the seeds of doubt with the resounding "they had their shot" "no rematch" "its the SEC" messages.

Carr shoulda been front and center immediately after the loss doing damage control. The thought of nobility in letting your play speak for itself is antiquated.

It's a new era. And if you don't want to push back the Big 10 schedule, take a bye earlier in the year and a week off after the last league game and schedule a Western Carolina type. Stay in the public eye with a good throttling of some scrub.

Just advice from a former CFB fan.

El Padrino said...

Pitt is a different animal than OSU.

watch what you wish for Urban Meyer

that's all im sayin'

zeke, good point
if usc wins, mich doesnt drop to 4
they stay at 3

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

This is cool site, if your into morbidity and shit.

Texas Executions

Isiah Thomas said...

and I love how ESPN had around 7 "Florida should get the nod" articles before Sunday, half of which had the guy writing say "if I had to pick I'd take Michigan but (insert lame point here".

Then after the vote dumbass Gene Wojokowski writes the "UM got jobbed" article.

Gene W wrote a column about a make believe conversation with Barbaro for fucks sake. A COLUMN ABOUT A FAKE CONVERSATION WITH A FUCKING HORSE! Fuck that. Fuck ESPN. FUCK CFB.

Isiah Thomas said...

I was actually looking forward to LSU/UM.

ToddPacker said...

pitt is different from OSU, but Utah is a little different from Florida as well...

If USC would have won, i think UF would have jumped UM anyway...not that it would have mattered

anonymous said...

zeke, if SC won, FL DEFINITELY wouldnt have jumped UM. guaranteed.

i think FL deserves a shot, but i am not cool with the way it all went down.

if FL was better than UM, they shoulda either (a) jumped ahead a couple weeks ago or (b) been ranked above UM at any meaningful time during this season.

these 2 things didnt happen, so it was solely a Hater Vote, which i guess i can respect.

temwr said...

How about that Iggles game tonight?

anonymous said...

and im glad that Carr didnt whine like a bitch. better to have a little class in the end. plus, FL will prove themselves why Lloyd didnt complain. they will out themselves as a pretender.

Isiah Thomas said...

the only bright spot yesterday was that I watched last week's episode of BGHD. That's a dang good show in my opinion.

temwr said...

Where is the Gator bowl? I am too lazy to look it up.

And be more specific than Florida.

The Rev said...

It's things like this which turned me away from college football in the first place.

I can't invest myself fully in a sport where the national champion at the end of the year is decided with an argument.

I still watch PSU because it's the team I grew up watching. And I still watch big games because good football is good football. But it's times like these where I realize why I only follow college football so much.

If they bring the playoff system in, then consider me a fan again.

anonymous said...

any game with Jeff Garcia at QB is a game for the ages.

ToddPacker said...

IAM

IAM

your comments are right on...the problem was that weeks ago UM should have dropped more...the fact the voters/BCS left them at 2 only to get passed by USC and then UF is unbelievably stupid…even after that poll came out weeks ago, people were stating that Um would probably be jumped…it doesn’t make any sense….playoffs are coming one day, hopefully the problems with this season brings them sooner than later

ToddPacker said...

Gator bowl is in Jax

The Rev said...

Iggles game... I will be there in section 108. First time for me seeing a real game at the Linc.

Jeff Garcia... yeah, I'm not excited about him. And he is the reason the tickets were cheap. But... he's not Mike McMahon. He did run the offense OK in Indy. He got 21 points on the board, and that's acceptable. If he does that again, I'll take it.

What wasn't acceptable was the defense. If the D shows some pride tonight for once against a team struggling offensively, the game could be close and we may have a shot. But if the Iggles D plays the way they have been playing, I'll be in the parking lot at 10:30 fighting to leave.

anonymous said...

zeke pointed it out, but seriously... how shitty are the rest of the bowls? the matchups are pretty equal, and maybe theyll be good games but..

2 retarded kids fighting doesnt make a good fight.. just means that u picked the "least retarded" and let em go at it. there's a serious lack of quality this year.

Isiah Thomas said...

Rev you might see the "I scora touch-down" face from Steve Smith a lot tonight.

THE CHAMP. said...

why aren't the bowls 1vs2; 3vs4; 5vs6; etc.?

ToddPacker said...

there are a lot of crappy match ups but, there are some good second tier games....

UCLA/FSU
Tenn/Penn State
Auburn/Nebraska
WV/Georgia Tech

anonymous said...

TP, i hear you. i dont like the idea of coming to the last week and people having a "change of heart" to suddenly vote FL in. do it 2 weeks ago and im not bitching.. to do it after that is stupid.

it's the equivalent of trying to shoot a basket but getting fouled... and waiting until you see if the shot goes in or not before you actually call the foul.

waiting til FL/SC won out before you change your mind about who should go.. it reeks of controversy and shows that the system can easily be manipulated. total BS in my opinion.

(note, im not saying FL doesnt deserve a shot.. im glad Urban got exactly what he wanted).

ToddPacker said...

"why aren't the bowls 1vs2; 3vs4; 5vs6; etc.?"

that would make too much sense

anonymous said...

FSU made a f*cking bowl game??? are you kidding me??

that better be Fresno St and not Florida State.

The Rev said...

Zeke...

and considering I'm sitting 15 rows from one of the endzones on the 5 yard line, I might see that face pretty clearly if it happens.

That matchup I'll be watching. Lito Sheppard and Steve Smith should be great. Lito shut down Marvin Harrison last week. Yes, it's a hollow victory since Indy proved they didn't need Harrison last week. But Indy has players that can beat you elsewhere. If you shut down Steve Smith, you might have a shot at shutting down Carolina.

El Padrino said...

and for the record, despite the loss...the Rutgers/West Vrigina game was the second best game of the year (1st of course the Mich/OState game)

lift your head high Rutgers, you had a great season marred by one bad game (loss vs cincy)

The Rev said...

Rutgers and WV was tremendous. I watched it at the bar on Saturday night with Los over a few beers.

I'm still one of the few that actually likes the NFL overtime system better than college though.

Isiah Thomas said...

CFB OT is hokey, especially when you are forced to go for the 2 pt conversion.

THE CHAMP. said...

I hate the pro OT rules.

I don't think the CFB rules would work in the NFL, they need some tweaking or games could last forever. But overall i like the "shootout" type overtime.

Isiah Thomas said...

the pro's OT at least keeps the semblance of a real game.

kick off, play some o or d and see what happens.

The Rev said...

My take on pro OT is this...

Maybe it's not fair if one team gets the ball and the other doesn't. I see why anyone would say that. But I believe that if you don't like it, your defense should man up and take the damn ball away from the other team in OT, either by a three and out or a turnover. If your defense can't get the ball back for you and let's the other team drive for a field goal in that situation, you deserve to lose.

ToddPacker said...

i agree with the Rev on pro OT....zeke, the college OT is hokey, but at least they have an OT now, tie games years ago were just lame

temwr said...

I still have no clue how WVU won that game. They did not really play well in any aspect of the game, except punting and punt coverage...and kick offs and kick off coverage.

ToddPacker said...

zeke

our group can't agree where to stay...people are now starting to lean towards Phoenix...is this a bad idea? they say tempe is too far

Isiah Thomas said...

did anyone see Miguel Cotto destroy Quintana? That's a bad dude right there.

temwr said...

Calvin Johnson is going to go for 250+ yards in the Gator Bowl.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

I say yea add 5 minutes to the clock. If nobody scores, ya add 5 more minutes and take a player off the field for O and D. Still nobody scores...then yea add 5 more minutes and take another player off the field for O and D.

This probably wouldn't work, but it would be a lot of fun to watch.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Rev - you got great seats for the game tonight. That's awesome man. Make a LOV poster and paint your face and go crazy to get some camera time. Maybe we will see you.

temwr said...

That taking a player off the field idea is brilliant. It opens up a whole new realm of choices for the coach to make that we can make fun of them for.

If it got down to 6 players would you leave 4 lineman, the QB and a RB, or try to open it up some and have the QB, 2 lineman, 3 WRS??

The Rev said...

I'm going with my fiancee. If I do face paint in her presence, I might not get any action for months.

However, she found the tickets, it was her idea to buy them, and she went and picked them up while I worked last night. I must say she stepped up big time for this.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

and you could also make it where they couldn't sub, so you could end up with 4 lineman and a RB against a bunch of cover guys. It would be brutal.

Isiah Thomas said...

Rev, your mission is to get on tv.

By any means necessary. Do it.

The Rev said...

I've decided to go a little old school for tonight and wear my white authentic Duce Staley jersey.

I think Duce is acceptable under the ElPadrino rules. Since he no longer plays, he can be brought out as an acceptable jersey. And I always had love for Duce.

Martin VanNostrand said...

mad props to the future Mrs. Smokin' Steve!

So you streaking onto the turf with www.sonsofkc.com painted on your back is out. I guess just enjoy the game then. Maybe both you and the Eagles will get lucky.

THE CHAMP. said...

anybody have an idea for "the best superbowl commercial evaaaaah"?

The Rev said...

If you see a big guy with a white #22 Eagles jersey with a hooded sweatshirt on under the jersey next to a shorter brown skinned Indian woman in a green Brian Dawkins #20 jersey on TV, that's me.

Isiah Thomas said...

Rank OSU FLA UM
1 112 1 0
2 1 73 37
3 0 36 65
4 0 0 4
5 0 2 0


Breakdown of Harris Poll Votes.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Rev - maybe you can hit Steve Smith with a beer.

Isiah Thomas said...

make a Joey T or TC sign, that'll get you on tv, may I suggest

"Hey Joe, how's the leg?"

Martin VanNostrand said...

anyone called Meiz yet?

The Rev said...

I have an idea...

For the next few hours, give me your idea on what you would do if you were me. How would you get on TV?

Then tell me your favorite color, and give me your best MNF memory EVAR!

The Rev said...

"Hey Joe, how's the leg?"

Perfect!!!

Isiah Thomas said...

"Mike Tirico is gay"

Martin VanNostrand said...

"Hey Joe, how's the leg?"

Zeke the Kimmel quote sign is brilliance. That will work for sure.

Isiah Thomas said...

"I wanna make love to TC's combover"

The Rev said...

I haven't called him.

But I might.

Isiah Thomas said...

if you make a sign put "Father Hate in '08" on the flip side.

The Rev said...

I need an ESPN type of sign.

Do the ESPN letters down the left side, then assign the words to each letter to make one of those witty phrases.

Then, under that, write "Hey Joe, how's the leg?" It's the perfect setup.

But what should I write as the ESPN part?

Martin VanNostrand said...

Take a trash can with you and paint "Steve Smith puke here" on it. If you're not on the 'tron by the 4th quarter heave it onto the field.

Isiah Thomas said...

So what did you really mean Poo?

The Rev said...

Everyone
Scores on
Philly
Now

Best I could come up with so far.

Isiah Thomas said...

Rev don't take this the wrong way. I'm assuming it'll be cold there tonight. Sans shirt with face paint will get you on tv fo sho.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Eagles
Slipping
Please
Notify T.O.

"Hey Joe, how's the leg?"

Isiah Thomas said...

with all due respect to TJW.

A sign that simply says

"Fuck Canada"

would get the TV's attention

The Rev said...

Poo Holes is an idiot.

Ryan Howard has been nothing but a class act this year. No one complained whne he won except Poo. And I think the backlash caught up with Poo. Everyone and their grandmother thought that comment was stupid and now he realizes it.

The Rev said...

Sans shirt with face paint might do it. And I am in position to make it happen.

But again... the potential to embarass the fiancee might not be worth it.

And... I'm not sure I want America to see my big fat gut like that.

And... I want my fellow Eagles fans in my section to actually be able to hold down their hot dogs and beer, not throw them up when they see me do that.

And... I mean, it's going to be 30 degrees tonight with a bit of a wind. That sucks.

And... I'm sure there will be 12 other fat guys doing that tonight.

The Rev said...

Eagles
Slipping
Please
Notify T.O.


OK, that was creative.

But I'm sure it would get me beat up.

El Padrino said...

all i gotta say is the cowboys were who we thought they were

serious, they aint shit
and romo the homo is not in the hall of fame yet.

coughlin must go

Isiah Thomas said...

Does anyone watch this "House" show that SP keeps pimping?

All the promo's I see for it are the same. Someone gets a life threatening illness who only has hours to live and the english guy cures him in 30 mins.

Isiah Thomas said...

personally I'm calling him Rhomo (silent R)

Isiah Thomas said...

even I'm getting sick of Coughlin showing up his players on the sideline. No wonder they hate the guy.

The Rev said...

I think everyone in the NFC East is who we thought they were right now.

The Rev said...

I just changed into my game outfit.

Mock longsleeve turtleneck on first, then long sleeved sweatshirt on over that, then big hooded sweatshirt on third, then Duce jersey on 4th over everything.

Yes, it will be cold tonight. But I'm ready.

Isiah Thomas said...

shorts and a polo shirt here.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Eagles
Spoiling
Panthers
Night out

"Hey Joe, how's the leg?"

Isiah Thomas said...

Eagles
Suck
Panthers
Nipples

Martin VanNostrand said...

Zeke - never watched House.

temwr said...

Martin is bringing some sign heat. He is awesome.

Spaceman Spiff said...

house is cool, but you dont need to watch the new ones, not really any continuous story, so if a re-run is on, easy to check it out

temwr said...

zeke's analysis of house seems right to me...that's why I never watch it.

Martin VanNostrand said...

The only non-sports programs I watch with regularity are Scrubs, The Office, Earl and Conan O'Brien.

temwr said...

scrubs is sweet shit.

El Padrino said...

house this

i told you guys

it's sports, movies, porn

network tv blows

El Padrino said...

Eagles
Suck
Panther
Nuts

temwr said...

wEstbrook
keepS
Playoff Dreams
goiNg

temwr said...

but line it up so ESPN is in order.

like i did when i typed it, but it didn't show up that way

temwr said...
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temwr said...

or just go with the classic

"Sportscenter is up Next" sign.

That will get you on TV, but you have to stay until the end of the game.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Rev, you could just always have your girl flash her tits at the camera, that'll work for sure

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Hell, not only would that get ya on TV, but it would probally get ya on sports center too. Then you can hold up a sign that says LOV Rulez

We can kill two birds with one stone.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Maybe get her to pain one breast green and the other white.

El Padrino said...

i'm throwing a flag on steve

unsportsmanlike TITS talk

talking about another man's girl's tits

that's a 15 comment penalty resulting in steve having to start each comment with "I have man-boobs"

The Rev said...

HEY!!!

My girl is a sweet girl, and she would not show her girls to the world that way.

Them boobies are for me.

The Rev said...

I like that.

Steve has man boobs!

anonymous said...

marty-mart is on lockdown today.

i say go with the "eagles spoil panthers night out" one. and the 'hey joe' line.

or maybe eagles spoil panthers monday night, and just line it up accordingly.

popping a titty is another solid option, no matter how 'classy' it truly is.

ebntx said...

so i was stuck moving all weekend and had not logged on since thursday. i see you guys posted 500+ comments on fri. did i miss anything relevant? i may print those and read them at lunch.

The Rev said...

Eagles
Spoil
Panthers
Night

You don't even need the "out".

I might have to make this happen.

jugdish said...

Just got back from my honeymoon yesterday...I'm still trying to get back into work mode.

I have to give major props to my new wife. She baited me by telling me we were only going to get each other something small for a wedding present. What does she do? She gets us 2 tickets to the Bears Bucs game at Soldier Field next weekend, along with two plane tickets! She also had a mini family reunion organized with a lot of my relatives that still live in the area. She surprised me with that by announcing it in front of everyone at our wedding reception...I think I got a keeper!

Isiah Thomas said...

I say the punishment is justified. 15 comments.

The Rev said...

Congrats, Jug!

Yep, I'd say she's a keeper.

Isiah Thomas said...

jug welcome back. I rescind my RIP Jug comment.

Congrats on the wedding. That def is a keeper. Congrats again.

temwr said...

Indeed jug, that is a keeper.

The Rev said...

On a related note...

I had no idea you were supposed to get each other a wedding gift.

I thought that was what the wedding bands were for.

Martin VanNostrand said...

The only way you can talk about the chest of another dudes's women is:

She is a stripper
You used to date her
She has sketchy pics floating around e-mail or internet. (even if she didn't send or post them she still allowed the pic to be taken so there is reason enough)
She has a girls gone wild segment

Those seem acceptable like acceptable reasons.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

"I Have Man Boobs"


Fine but let it be recorded the penalty was challenged.


Jug, welcome back and congrats, although, I kinda hope ya knew she was a keeper before the whole wedding reception thing.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Congrats jug - we forgot about that and thought you were MIA. That is a killer wedding gift.

Rev - you def have to get her a gift. Good thing this came up now and not next summer.

jugdish said...

Hey thanks guys...I really appreciate it!

I'm anxious to see how this Texas girl handles Chicago in December...:)

The Rev said...

I think this needs to be said...

No quotes allowed around the man boobs statement. That implies that someone other than you is saying it.

You need to personally own the statement.

I never put quotes around I Love Donkey Dick.

Isiah Thomas said...

challenge duly noted.

talking about another man's girl's puppies outside of Martin's criteria is a 15 comment penalty.

Isiah Thomas said...

good call Rev, make the statement your own.

Isiah Thomas said...

you mean marrying me isn't my girls present enough?

Martin VanNostrand said...

"Those seem acceptable like acceptable reasons"

I'm the Mongo kid Matt Dillon was talking about in Something About MAry. The one with the huge forehead and running around the lawn on a dog leash.

temwr said...

I also had 0 idea that you needed to get a wedding gift for your wife?

I'm glad I found out now.

The Rev said...

Should we allow the first comment with quotes to stand? Or should we make him replay the down?

Isiah Thomas said...

"mongo...his forehead was as big as a drive in movie theatre"

Isiah Thomas said...

1st comment stands, no need for double jeapordy.

The Rev said...

Very well then.

First comment stands, future comments are sans quotes.

Martin VanNostrand said...

I say let it stand. After all, he will have to put himself in the HOJ.

Martin VanNostrand said...

"those goofy bastards are the only thing I've got"

temwr said...

Also if the girl had a boob job, then talking about them is OK.

Isiah Thomas said...

yep, he needs enshrinement into the HOJ.

The Rev said...

A gift to get my lady for the wedding...

I'm assuming that, "Happy wedding, Honey! I love you! Here's a lovely blender for you!" would not work, right?

temwr said...

I am distraught over this wedding gift thing.

The engagement ring / wedding ring doesn't count? I need to come up with something else?

Jug's wife set the bar too high for this.

Isiah Thomas said...

I've never felt a fake boobie, my life feels incomplete.

The Rev said...

If she had a boob job, then there's at least a 75% chance she is a stripper. So that's a pretty interchangeable law there.

They're real... and they're spectacular!

anonymous said...

the fcking yard leash!

rev, u better make this sign good too.. i dont want a shit sign like u see little kids/girls with. u know the ones, they make u strain to read. "what the hell does that sign say? it looks like a TO wrote that while he was tripping out on pills."

use black marker, use solid block letters, dont over-crunch the letters, color them in.

keys to a good sign.

Isiah Thomas said...

yeah the whole wedding gift thing reeks of the "I need two rings" scam.

The Rev said...

Zeke... you ain't missing much.

jugdish said...

Someone got me the "Idiots Guide to Weddings" and it has all that etiquite stuff in there.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

I Have Man Boobs


You spend 3 or 4 thousand on an engagement ring, 3 or 4 or thousand on the honeymoon, and you're still expected to buy your wife a wedding gift? That's just wrong, women are evil vindictive creatures.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

I Have Man Boobs

Induction into HOJ coming soon

anonymous said...

the real question to Jug is what did u buy HER?

you did realize that "lets buy something small" was a trick, right? even as a single male, even i could see that one coming...

i hope youre not close to your credit card limit, cause youll be charging something large in the near future..

Isiah Thomas said...

if the book was written by a woman you were scammed jug.

temwr said...

Oh and Cowboys fans, Martin Grammatica is not the answer at kicker. As a lifelong Bucs fan trust me. He will miss many key kicks from the 40-49 range.

The Rev said...

Well, at least she buys you one back.

I think someone made up that rule in order to sell more gifts.

Probably Hallmark made the rule, like the way they make up certain holidays.

jugdish said...

No way...I got Bears tickets out of it...:)

The Rev said...

I actually had thought about buying a piece of poster board somewhere and making up this sign now.

But I'm lazy. That requires actual work, and carrying of the sign around. I don't know if I have that much committment in me.

temwr said...

sigh, the fiancees parents are paying for the wedding, so I really have no way out of this. I am going to have to pony up for some gift now.

oh well at least I have 9 months to save money for it. I'm glad I found out now and not next August.

LOV to the rescue once again...I guess.

anonymous said...

"hey baby, ive got a package for you to unwrap" will definitely score you some wedding points. try us and tell us how that works.

oh, and didnt u guys read the sports whores gift giving guide? come on.. blenders are SO out.. iPods with 100 of her favorite songs are SO in!

jugdish said...

Did you notice after Gramtica hit that game winner they had someone holding him down so he wouldn't jump around and tear an ACL or something?

anonymous said...

try "it". u can hear my dog tags jingling..

temwr said...

Have the woman make the sign Rev.

Women are artsy and like that kind of stuff. She will be happy for the opportunity to make it.

The Rev said...

"As a lifelong Bucs fan trust me. He will miss many key kicks from the 40-49 range."

But at least the ones he makes will involve very entertaining celebrations, and the outside chance he will break a foot in one of those celebrations like Bill Gramatica did. And that's worth the price of admission alone.

Isiah Thomas said...

my girl baked and decorated some christmas cookies yesterday. Sure they were they premade cut-n-bake kind but shit its a positive step for her. And granted some of the decorations looked like a retard did them, but its the thought that counts. I was proud of her.

The Rev said...

"iPods with 100 of her favorite songs are SO in!"

I think I just came up with my wedding gift to her.

iPod shuffles are $79 now for 1GB. That's reasonable. I have 30,000 songs on mp3. It would be easy to pick 100.

BINGO!

temwr said...

I can't name 5 of my fiancees favorite songs, let alone 100. I know the artists she likes and could name 100 of their songs (some beatles, some clapton, some crosby stills nash and young and some kelly clarkson, that would get me to 100, and some bare naked ladies), but I have no clue which songs she likes from those people.

The 100 song thing would definitely backfire. 100% chance I would hear "I can't believe you thought I liked this song, you don't know me at all!!!!"

The Rev said...

Jug...

give me the etiquette on how much the groomsman gifts are to cost. I was thinking $50.

What did you give out to the guys?

Isiah Thomas said...

I think SH said a gift cert to a spa was a bad idea, I disagree.

I got my girl a nice package one Christmas - it was a half day at the resort where Ben and J-Lo were supposed to get hitched up in Santa B.

My girl jocked my nuts for a while bc of that.

Still haven't thought of this years gift though. Fuuuuuuuck.

jugdish said...

I got them all personalized beer mugs, which I handed out at the rehearsal dinner. They were about $30 each. It had their name on it, and the date.

The Rev said...

I could do it.

I would concentrate on artists that we've seen together in concert that I know she loves.

So I would fill it up with Elton John, Billy Joel, Dave Matthews, and Stevie Wonder.

And if she wanted to switch out a song, she could do it through the iTunes that is already on the comp.

temwr said...

"my girl baked and decorated some christmas cookies yesterday. Sure they were they premade cut-n-bake kind but shit its a positive step for her. And granted some of the decorations looked like a retard did them, but its the thought that counts. I was proud of her."

An exact ditto for me this weekend zeke. She made cookies for a neighborhood cookie party. So it was us and about 15 80 year olds (we were completely unaware that the neighborhood was apparently a retirement community) and some cookies. Her's were the premade's and all the 80 year olds made theirs from scratch. I think they even churned their own butter and everything.

On a side note I could bitch for hours about how it sucks to have a bunch of retired people as neighbors. They mow their grass 3 times a week, put insane amounts of christmas lights up on Nov 15th, and basically make me look like a lazy bastard when it comes to keeping up with things like that.

The Rev said...

I hear that. I think SH was being too petty when she thought the spa gift would not work. Sounds to me like she was being a bitch on that.

My girl and I have it worked out. I already gave her gift to her. I took her out and let her pick out a piece of jewelery. She got what she wanted.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

I Have Man Boobs

I think when I get married, I'm gonna find a really really broke chick. I mean dirt poor.

It's all relative, that way you can go to Micky D's and splurging to her will be super sizing it. You could get away with like a $200 engagement ring, the honey moon could be something like going one town over and staying at the Hilton. You'd be the man, for very little dough. Maybe make a trip to one of those third world countries, like France or something, and getting a poor girl there.

I'm on to something, I know it.

jugdish said...

What are y'all doing for your honeymoon? We went on a 7 day cruise to Jamaica, Grand Cayman, and Cozumel.

ebntx said...

"My girl and I have it worked out. I already gave her gift to her. I took her out and let her pick out a piece of jewelery. She got what she wanted."

rev, beware of that plan. it may backfire on you like it did me. last month was her b-day and i was going to do the dayspa thing but decided to let her pick out her own jewelery. last night we kind of got into an argument and she blurted out well you couldnt even get me a gift i had to pick it out myself. damn her. i should return it and get the cash back and exchange it for rolls of pennies.

Isiah Thomas said...

steve you'd run into Eddie Murphy problems if you married a poor bush bitch.

"Fuck you Eddieeeee"

Isiah Thomas said...
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The Rev said...

In my case, it was her idea.

I'm in the clear.

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