Thursday, December 07, 2006

12 Angry Men

Yo.

Medical malpractice, can't say much but basically old lady checked into hospital, old lady fell, old lady died. We decide if old ladies' kid's get mula. Boring and yeah my boss is pissed but hey....I didn't volunteer for this shit. It's mad boring. The plaintiff's lawyer is a stumblin' bumblin' fool. Judge is ripping him apart, other lawyer is objecting him up the ass. Good times.

In case your wondering I will be handicapping every bowl game. First one I believe is Dec. 19th. So sometime before then.

Anyone check out the NJ/PHX game last night? 161-157, PHX.
318 total points.... Nash had 80 assists.

Bonds. Giants. 16MM. 21 shy of Hank. This is really happening.

Hi Bill.

PROS:
Colts -1.5 over JAGS:
Losing two in a row? I understand the Jags are stout at home but, 2 in a row is a stretch. I smell a big Ricky Proehl catch. ($50)

MIAMI +3.5 over New England:
NE always, always have a tough go putting up points against the Fish. Take the home points. ($25)

Seattle -3 over ARIZONA:
Maybe the Rams suck. Maybe this is a tough team to figure out. Maybe I'm a mush but you have got to respect Seattle's game the past two weeks. They showed some toughness last week in Denver. This is my 5 star lock of the week. ($50)

Titans +1 over Texanz
Stop. VY back in the building. ($50)

Oakland AT Cincy + over 39: Bengals rout at home, scoring most of the points.

Just Teasin':
Baltimore +15
Giants +14.5
New Orleans +19
Miami +15.5
($150)

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Isiah Thomas said...

I've fallen, and I can't get up.

JFreak said...

I don't like that Bengals line. Oak has been keeping a lot of offenses down.

thejaywhite said...

For the record I am not "whocares"

I have simply been away and real busy for the last month...next week I Am also away...count on a big TJW return to this site.... that is awkwardly named after a guy we hate on....december 18th.

Beth82678 said...

Hey TJW, what's your opinion on your hero's claim about being set up by Carl Lewis?

El Padrino said...

tem must be pissed his boy is going to bama

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

I want's keep it up long, because it's big and will big things down, but damn it's funny--->


in a weird way

El Padrino said...

off to court

BOOOO!!!!!!!!!!11

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

have fun ep, don't give those kids shit


"She was old, that's what old people do, they die"

temwr said...

I am not bitter

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

you don't seem bitter tem, really

anonymous said...

the Burger King murdering Ronald McDonald in a drive-by..

awesome.

Isiah Thomas said...

"ya betta raise up" - The Burger King

Isiah Thomas said...

has RR officially accepted the job?

whocares said...

I can vouch for the fact that I am not TJW. I live in Alabama, which is about as far from Canada (both geographically and culturally) as humnanly possible.

I mean, c'mon, a guy throws out one anal rape joke and all of a sudden I get the TJW comparison? That's just unfair.

temwr said...

Stolen from someone else on a WVU board but this sums up my feelings right now:

"Well, he had a choice to be forever remembered in West Virginia's history as a Don Nehlen or a Bobby Bowden...
..anyone have a rope and a tree?"

whocares said...

tem,

Money talks.

temwr said...

Damn Alabama with their money.

I hope for Bama's sake that they keep their old defensive coordinator. Because WVU's defense is uber-shitty.

temwr said...

RR is getting buried in WV because of the way he handled it.

The whole 'I plan on being WVU's coach for the rest of my career if they'll have me' quote is getting repeated by everyone in the state. He killed himself with that one. Should have said, "well if Alabama is going to double my salary then it is something I will have to consider"

I would not be shocked at all if on monday his house is burned down.

Isiah Thomas said...

what about the WVU...why don't they step in and match or exceed the offer?

temwr said...

because we are poor.

of course now we have $2M from Bama to spend on a new coach or a new set of Leapfrogs for the professors at the school.

Isiah Thomas said...

WVU can afford one more mil a year for the footyball coach.

anonymous said...

whats that smell??...

smells like people still wont care about alabama's program.

last time a 'big coach signing' happened i think someone ended up at ND. maybe RR will be able to beat whoever alabama's big rival is now.. if they even have a big rival still..

Isiah Thomas said...

why doesn't Al-lay-bama hire the coach from that MTV HS Football reality show?

whocares said...

Alabama had plenty of money to throw around since they were paying their last football coach WAAAAY less than 2 mill a year. I think he was making around $750K per year. But he did get a $4 mill buyout...

temwr said...

Bama has far more $$$ than WVU.

WVU should have and could have ponied up and paid RR, but they chose not to. It looks like a bad decision now.

We'll see.

Still rr can suck my balls now.

Isiah Thomas said...

to give some perspective from the opposite end of the CFB spectrum...

ASU has been looking for a coach for a few weeks....

the "hot" names are Mike Price, Dennis Erikson and some other retread who's name escapes me.

So Tem, it could be worse.

whocares said...

zeke,

They're talking about him taking the UAB job.

Isiah Thomas said...

who's taking the UAB job?

Isiah Thomas said...

Mike Riley was the other name.

Martin VanNostrand said...

tem - sorry bro. first your b-day is pissed on and now this. be sure your girl understands the importance of this on the make up. Tell her it's like when Jessie left SBTB and they brought in Tori. Then she will understand.

temwr said...

Those same names will pop up for the WVU job.

Maybe Coker, Shula, and JL Smith.

In other words all the people who just got fired.

temwr said...

"Tell her it's like when Jessie left SBTB and they brought in Tori. Then she will understand."

I am going to use this exact line of reasoning. I'll keep you posted on how it goes.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Zeke is a MS Paint Picasso

Isiah Thomas said...

Interesting article on the Harris Poll"

I didn't know too much about it, this is pretty informative.

Isiah Thomas said...

thanks Slaw Pouch, I try.

temwr said...

The Bama fan boards have a lot of chatter on them right now that WVU stepped to the plate and RR is staying there.

I'd be SHOCKED if this were true.

Damn Bama fans fabricating stories.

anonymous said...

all i gotta say about those polls.. how many of the voters actually watch the games?

i bet at least 70% of voters (for ALL the polls) DONT watch a good amout of the games. like that one guy who said he couldnt find the score online... all they do is hear the hype about a team and believe it, then vote based on that.

do u all realize that the people that vote are possibly LESS informed than you, the average viewer?

if u didnt read that article..
"Some voters wore that bias on their sleeve: Former Rice quarterback Bert Emanuel voted his alma mater No. 25. It was the lone vote the 7-5 Owls received in either the Harris Interactive or the coaches poll."

if that doesnt show how pathetic this current system is, then i dont know what will.

(this is not b/c of bitterness against FL, i believe they earned their shot.. just pointing out some obvious faults in the system.)

anonymous said...

and who do ya gotta blow to get on the harris poll?

temwr said...

It is entertaining though to see all of these made up stories making the rounds.

anonymous said...

i heard RR was going on sabbatical and turned down the alabama job.. any truth to that? i guess he was overwhelmed with the task. maybe he didnt want to get lynched?

The Rev said...

Dude... they're painting our offices today. I'm totally getting high on paint fumes right now.

Awesome!

Isiah Thomas said...

why wouldn't he have already accepted the job?

This will have one of those "I just couldn't leave" teary eyed press conferences, with a "Coach Rodriguez received a $1.5 mil a year raise"

anonymous said...

throw in a few inappropriate remarks during the traffic report and blame it on the fumes!

whocares said...

zeke,

The coach from Two A Days is a candidate for the UAB job.

temwr said...

This will have one of those "I just couldn't leave" teary eyed press conferences, with a "Coach Rodriguez received a $1.5 mil a year raise"


If this happens he can still suck my balls.

temwr said...

Some lady crashed into the building next to the one I work at last night.

http://www.nbc4i.com/news/10489042/detail.html

She must have been fucked up.

whocares said...

tem,

You work in the Brewery District? Shhweeeet.

Martin VanNostrand said...

She must have hit the slaw pouch too hard

Isiah Thomas said...

if he comes back you'll be sucking his balls in joy.

temwr said...

I do. There is only one brewery left down here though. And most of the bars have closed down because the "Arena District" is where its at now.

Isiah Thomas said...

Uni's need to be going after the Navy coach. If he can win at Navy that is saying something.

The Rev said...

Not doing traffic today. It's the during the week radio job I'm at. Traffic is weekends.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Judo link !

temwr said...

If he comes back I will still tell him to suck my balls.

The Rev said...

I know what that lady's reaction was...

"Hey, this ain't the Taco Bell drive thru!"

Martin VanNostrand said...

He's playin' with your emotions tem

temwr said...

I thought someone else had already plucked the navy coach.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Honey do you think KFC's still open?

The Rev said...

Every single Taco Bell in the Philadelphia area is pretty much closed right now due to the e-coli outbreak.

There are no chalupas in Philly right now.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Corp Christmas er Holiday Party today. Starts at lunch. This is the first time it's been on a Friday in a long time. Used to do it on a Thursday as they reasoned less people would get bombed having to work the next day. We have a new CEO so I guess he is boosting his stock by saying "Let them drink".

Isiah Thomas said...

this ecoli breakout makes you wonder what the hell happened with the green onions.

Did the guy processing them break paper and not wash his hands? Did someone get disgruntled and poo in on the processing line?

Isiah Thomas said...

nothing endears you to underlings like free booze.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Rev - I tried to get some of those PL's for the party today but the Smoke shop in my neighborhood shut me down. Had to roll with Cohiba.

whocares said...

Zeke,

What is you're new picture of? Is it an F, then a peen-eye, then an A?

Am I the only one that doesnt know what that means?

temwr said...

Columbus is awesome

http://www.nbc4i.com/news/10489703/detail.html

oh wait

Link

temwr said...

I don't know what it is either.

Isiah Thomas said...

whocares think of the colors and what you typed and you should be able to get it.

anonymous said...

do we really have to spell this out? it's FLA, but a penis for the L.

childish and creative hating at the same time.

Isiah Thomas said...

FH - you are a man of great wisdom. Blessed be.

whocares said...

I wasnt sure what to make of the penis. I didnt know if that represented an "L" or if it was supposed to be like "F*ck F.A.". I was lost on what the FA meant, but I get it now.

Very clever.

Isiah Thomas said...

a ball sac doesn't lend itself very well to an L

The Rev said...

MV...

Nothing wrong with rolling with the Cohiba. I've rolled with Cohiba in my time.

Padron Londres tend to sell fast. When smoke shops get them in, customers loyal to the brand snap them up.

anonymous said...

MV's boozing season has officially started. im saying he's at about to start his second drink now.. hey, we're 10 mins past noon..

Tyler said...

Bonds signs with the Giants for $16 mill.

Tyler said...

I could not be happier about that.

Tyler said...

My bad. It was in El Pad's post. But I'm still happy that the Giants are blowing $16 mill on a part time player that is a defensive liability. Idiots.

temwr said...

Stupid RR news:

From a wheeling, wv (my hometown, well the closest thing to a city near my actual hometown) news station:

"West Virginia University is working to keep football coach Rich Rodriguez and the two parties have been actively negotiating today, said sources close to the situation.

Sources have also said that Alabama, who has been courting Rodriguez for most of the last week, have set a 3 p.m. deadline for a decision from the Grant Town native."

Isiah Thomas said...

Tem - are you hooking us with a SG diary today or will I be forced to read his article?

The Rev said...

RIP Jose Uribe

The Rev said...

SG took a pot shot at another former Page 2 writer today.

Alysse Minkoff... I think I read one of her articles once.

Geez, if you're gonna take a shot at someone, at least make it someone that we actually read.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Does anyone else chuckle when they see the trailer for "Black Christmas"?

jugdish said...

SG: 29. Cleveland
I'd feel a lot better about these guys if Danny Ferry hadn't crippled them with so many horrible signings and draft picks. Wait, which Cleveland team is this again?

I thought that was pretty funny.

Isiah Thomas said...

overall not a bad SG article. He missed the exacta with no mention of Dooze though.

temwr said...

I haven't looked at the SG article yet. Is it just picks?

temwr said...

No diary, he is just listing the teams and saying shit about them.

The Rev said...

I was pleased with SG today.

"Just when I thought I was out... they pull me back innnnnnnn!"

Yep, that sums me up right now.

The Rev said...

I also did enjoy his acknowledgement of the 10 mistakes he made over the past 5 months, including letting the SH pick games against him.

The Rev said...

And I'm not sure if Dooze belongs in the exacta anymore. I don't remember reading a Dooze reference for quite some time.

anonymous said...

hindsight is like assholes.. everybody's got em.

foresight.. thats a different animal.

case being: we all couldve told SG months ago that his SH idea was retarded. dont be so hard-headed and u might learn something..

and JT Snow retired.

The Rev said...

Just because I was both curious and bored today...

I don't know if this was acknowledged before or not. If it was, screw it. But I have not visited DB's blog in close to a month now. Today, I decided to peek over there for the hell of it.

He had one posting in the past month on Novembr 29th. And the posting was a running diary of a Hawks and Bobcats game.

The lameness of the posting is off the charts, even for him.

anonymous said...

::crickets::





.................

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

I'm gonna do the bartender at the Applebees down from where I work. Went in there today for lunch and she's cute as hell. And I hate to do it, but I have to quote Cocktail

She was giving me "Fuck Me" eyes. This has to happen.

Just letting ya'll know.

The Rev said...

Steve...

are you sure you didn't confuse her look with the ever popular "Tip me well eyes"?

temwr said...

Are you sure those weren't "tip me lots of money" eyes?

jugdish said...

Did she "eye fuck the shit out of you"?

The Rev said...

I got the joke in first... HAH!

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

LOL, that thought has crossed my mind, and I've seen the "tip me money eyes" but I don't think so, I was with my buddy, and she was flirting with me and all the bullshit, but not giving him the eyes.

we'll see, I'll let you guys no next week

The Rev said...

By the way...

I think the Burger King drive by photo needs to stay up on your profile for a while.

Classic!

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

*know

anonymous said...

we need a ruling from TJW.. although im sure it'll read something like "she wants it and u need to give it to her".

so all in all, go for it. however, know that u might not be able to go back to applebee's if it ends up with bad blood. (small sacrifice)

anonymous said...

blogging a hawks game no matter who theyre playing is totally worthless.

stop with the false hope.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Yea, I could do without TheJayWhites..."wait till she leaves work, hit over the head and throw her in your trunk" ruling.

The Rev said...

I propose future punishment material.

If someone is deemed in need of a punishment that might warrant something a little more harsh than ball dipping, then I suggest that the person be sentenced to reading DB's November 29th blog entry.

I swear, reading that thing would be a punishment in Hell.

anonymous said...

sadly, i bet some of his friends went on there and were like "good post man, keep up the good work.. we're still here for ya".

jugdish said...

Rev...since you've already read it, it looks like you have a get out of jail free card so to speak.

The Rev said...

Yeah... all 4 comments.

4 comments in 9 days. We get 4 comments in a row out of Tem or Zeke alone in 2 minutes.

The Rev said...

You're right Jug.

Though I must admit I didn't really finish it. I couldn't. That posting brought pain to my eyes.

temwr said...

Keep the Applebees thing going as long as you can. Free booze is a great great perk to a relationship/fuck partner/whatever.

Aside from the fucking of course. That also is a good perk.

Isiah Thomas said...

only 27 mins left for your coach to decide Tem

temwr said...

Lemmer (Baltimore): Reports now say that Rodriguez is talking with WVU about staying. What are the chances he now stays at WV?

Bruce Feldman: I think it's a long shot, but maybe WVU really steps up and makes the commitment he's been asking about for a few years. The guy deserves it. In my mind he's the best offensive coach in CF. If Nick Saban is worth $5 mil, Rodriguez is too.


rr can suck my balls thinks Bruce is smokin some good shit. RR ain't worth $5M per. Even if Saban is.

temwr said...

I am openly not doing work today because I am too distraught over RR.

I just say, "how would you feel if tressel left?" and then people let me wander the halls and do nothing.

Some good has come out of this.

temwr said...

and i don't think Saban is worth $5M per either.

anonymous said...

except for saban aint worth it either.

Isiah Thomas said...

they should bring Major Harris to be the next coach.

temwr said...

Major is loved in WV, but probably not a good enough coach.

They might promote the offensive coordinator.

Also word in WV is now that the governor has flown to morgantown to talk to RR.

This is awesome shit to follow. The best part is none of these stories are probably true. RR probably has been watching his wife do her hair for the past 5 hours getting ready for their 3pm press conference. If they have one.

scar tissue said...

the Major Harris line was a joke.

scar tissue said...

unless he's got some 'legibility left

temwr said...

Sad to say he will be considered for the position.

He has been coaching an indoor team in like Arena 34 league.

I would not be shocked one bit to see the WWL post that he is a candidate.

Isiah Thomas said...

RR will stay at WVU.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

scar tissue = zeke?

temwr said...

Jose Uribe , car crash, dead.

Was this already posted? Feels like deja vu.

The Rev said...

I had it earlier, RR/Tem.

temwr said...

My friend from WVU says RR to Stay.

I trust whatever source he has.

So yeah.

whocares said...

rev,

Sadly, I read DB's new post about a week ago. I hit his site periodically to see if he's updated it yet. (note: Not because I enjoy his writing, but because I have anywhere from three to four hours a day to kill at work, and most sites are blocked. In short, my options are veeeery limited.)

That thing was painful to read. It was like he stole the idea of the running diary from Simmons, but forgot what actually made it funny. He actually kept a running diary of nothing but the game. If anyone is into self torture, I highly suggest checking it out.

whocares said...

RR just re-signed with WVU.

temwr said...

Teary press conference just as zeke called it upcoming shortly...

I suspect.

temwr said...

zeke is a prophet in the church of hate.

The Rev said...

That RR is a real cocktease, ain't he?

The Rev said...

I think Tem needs to give DB a lesson on running diary writing.

temwr said...

I will not teach DB anything.

Although he could learn how to be a D- writer. A solid improvement for him.

The Rev said...

Just an example for anyone who does not want to be bothered with visiting DB's site...

Actual copy and paste from that posting, in which he uses the game clock instead of actual time...


9:15 – DAMN! Joe scores his 12th straight point on The Stache to cap off a 2 minute slaughtering that was almost too brutal to watch. That was like watching a mountain lion tear apart a turkey.

8:24 – Joe for 3 again.

7:38 – Joe for 3 again. This is crazy.

6:51 – Joe hits another jumper. He’s got 22 already, 20 this quarter.


Mountain lion tear apart a turkey... must be a Georgia saying.

jugdish said...

My brother said he heard Andy Smalls (Pettitte) will be signing with the Yanks on sports radio...haven't seen anything on line yet.

jugdish said...

Beth...can we get a ruling on the moutain lion line??

jugdish said...

Too funny...he is listening to Sports Radio 610 here in Houston. Andy Smalls lives in Deer Park, in South Houston. Some callers into the show are saying that their kids know Andy's kids and Andy's kids "are crying because daddy is moving to New York".

The Rev said...

I'll give you a ruling on the line...

it's lame.

Spaceman Spiff said...

zeke = scar tissue, he uses the name to post over on shanoff's blog, LOV HOJ once again

jugdish said...

Rev...where those consecutive lines in his running diary...or were they random? Because that's a lot of time between entries if they are consecutive.

temwr said...

I can't wait to find out how much more $$$ RR got from WVU.

He played it like a dickhead, but in the end he probably got exactly what he wanted.

He would be a good LOV member.

The Rev said...

Those were consecutive lines. The times were minutes and seconds left in the quarter.

Three consecutive lines about Joe Johnson hitting threes... whoop-dee-damn-doo!

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

So Zeke's a closet DS boy hu?

Spaceman Spiff said...

did you re-induct him

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

I would (being a closet DS boy is kinda gay) but he is bringing the hate

Scar Hate

Ya'll descide, need to votes for an induction

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

*two

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

a few quotes:

"There's a few minutes left to analyze it before it's not worth it anymore and we need to move on


You lose credibility by the second Fagoff"

--------------

"fyi tf....Shanoff doesn't give a fuck about you. Take your face out of his ass."

--------------

"thing is, I'm not a national columnist. I never had credability.

Assholes like you keep codling the guy and don't listen to the stupid shit he writes."

The Rev said...

I just think it's funny that Zeke couldn't keep his handles straight over here. Accidentally posting as scar tissue here... that's too funny.

That's what happens when you lead a double life. Pretty soon, you don't know who you're screwing on what night. Then you're accidentally calling your wife "Charlene" during sex when her real name is "Jeanette".

Honestly... I have no beef with it. I just think it's funny. As long as he's not secretly kissing DS ass, I'm ok with it.

But it would be funny to make Zeke post over here as "Zeke Shanoff" for 10 posts.

Spaceman Spiff said...

would it have been better for him to hate as zeke tho

Spaceman Spiff said...

love the "fagoff" nickname

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

it would have been better to hate as zeke...humm, i say we give him a chance to defend himself then we vote for HOJ and 10 post as Zeke Shanoff

The Rev said...

Maybe. I don't think posting hate at Shanoff's blog is a ball dipping offense.

The Rev said...

I do agree... he does get an opportunity to throw a challenge flag.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

there is some good hate here's another one

------------------
"I should mention that the series is under new management; I have passed host and management duties "

This is Shanoff speak for "I got fired from another job...."

temwr said...
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Isiah Thomas said...

ahhhh, I get back from lunch and see I am vindicated with the RR call and shamed by the scar tissue.

The only defense is that it is only used for hate, not using zeke was to keep db's over there from coming here and making bleeding heart comments.

I will accept any HOJ rulings.

temwr said...

His double life exposed.

On the next VH-1 behind the musak.

jugdish said...

The hate is fine, but the punishment comes from not being able handle his handles!

temwr said...

Vindaction for the RR call wipes out any HOJ penalty in my mind.

Spewing hate on shanoff blog is a borderline offense because it is adding more shit to his blog and making him seem more popular than he is. It's close but the RR calls sway it to a no for HOJ.

The Rev said...

Oh, it was quality hate. I do agree.

I'm only a little miffed that I thought scar tissue was a newbie. I was thinking we have a new poster over here. And now we don't.

Bummer!

thejaywhite said...

well you better be an extremely cool dude..and have top of the line game cause bartenders got a lot of options..they get hit on all the time..back when i was bartending..i would be fucking 5 girls a week..so you can afford to be picky..so dont waste any time..dont fall in love and think you will take it slow..just go out get drunk and try to fuck her...you wont get anywhere sitting in the bar hitting on her...you gotta get a drink..tip mediocre...ask for her number and leave....then avoid seeing her at applebys unless ur picking her up to go fuck...bartenders dont date customers..so dont be a customer

The Rev said...

"The only defense is that it is only used for hate, not using zeke was to keep db's over there from coming here and making bleeding heart comments."

I see your point.

However, having those people come over here and making bleeding heart comments might have been fun. It's like throwing new meat to us mountain lions, or something like that. We then could have commented on those bleeding hearts on our turf, and sent them packing like we did to weird shirt guy.

10 posts as Zeke Shanoff. All in favor?

thejaywhite said...

and IVe always hated carl..and bens been sayin to us for years he has this big secret to tell us...im actually friends with ben..so ill withholdjudgement til i actually hear this big secret hes been holding in...sure carl had a lot of motivation to fuck him over...lots of money difference for 1st and 2nd place...so lets way and see what it is...id guess its more carls management and usa track and field than it is carl himself

Beth82678 said...

I'm a little late but db's mountain lion line is not a Georgia saying, just a db one. As far as I know we don't even have mountain lions in Georgia. If I ever heard someone say that around here I'd be tempted to ask them how they like having their sister as their wife.

ToddPacker said...

zeke-tissue...that's great...you might want to spent a little less time on the DS blog and a a little more time practicing your ms-paint skillz

jugdish said...

eye

ToddPacker said...

i say he needs to change his ms-paint to "I ♥ DS"

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

motion passed

ToddPacker said...

steve...i'm i little late to the table (crazy-busy day at work), but the drive by BK shooting is awesome

The Rev said...

Of course, the FLA fan would want him to change his MS paint.

I don't think the offense is that bad to make him have to profess love for DS. "Zeke Shanoff" should suffice.

Besides, Zeke Shanoff could imply a civil union between the two, and Zeke was the one who had to change the name making him the woman of the equation.

Isiah Thomas said...

So the HOJ ruling is the logo and 10 comments?

Isiah Thomas said...

and/or 10 posts meaning 10 days of zs?

temwr said...

tp is some sort of genius. He knows how to do symbols and greek letters and everything in this place.

The Rev said...

10 comments, yes.

The logo... that's still debatable.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

aye

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I don't care about the logo.

Isiah Thomas said...

Fuck me.

When I see retardedness I feel the need to point it out. I have to think the whole kodiac thing is karma.

The shame.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

we didn't vote on the logo, it would be funny, but a little much...it WAS quality hate.

I say one or the other.

Isiah Thomas said...

let me keep one shred of hate filled dignity with the pee pee FLA logo.

The Rev said...

10 comments, not 10 days.

I believe the quality of the hate you did bring there saved you from more embarassment.

If you had been posting as scar tissue saying how great DS was, then that would be an egregious offense. Worthy of "loving the moose cock" level.

The Rev said...

No on the logo, yes on the comments.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

I second

Isiah Thomas said...

test (does not count)

Isiah Thomas said...

FUCK ME (does not count)

The Rev said...

I think Zeke wants to be punished.

The Rev said...

And I'm sure Steve will handle all induction details.

Isiah Thomas said...

not at all, just want to get this over with, I know with the level of hate here if I force the comments they won't count(1).

whocares said...

Sage advice from TJW to Steve. Well done.

whocares said...

And posting at Shamoff's site warrants SOME TYPE of punishment. I dont care if it's for the purposes of hate or not.

Zeke Shanoff.

whocares said...

Good call Zeke Shanoff,

You cant just post 10 times in a row and call it a day. You have to bring some good hate for your post to count.

The Rev said...

I still believe you can post occasional hate at Shanoff's blog. Iam used to do it well. I just say do it under your own name.

And if they come here to bash us, then bonus.

Isiah Thomas said...

is drunk DJ Meiz happening today or what?

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

HOJ updated

The Rev said...

Yes, the comments should be meaningful comments.

You can't just post under Zeke Shanoff and say "Hi Bill" and have it count. At least three lines per posting of quality stuff under ZS.

It gives you a good excuse to bring quality hate under the ZS banner.

The Rev said...

OK, two lines is fine.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Maybe. Oh, hell. Let 'er rip. Lemme get the discs.


Rev, Alley I trade demand? Thoughts?

The Rev said...

I'm sure Meiz is too busy to drunk DJ.

Isiah Thomas said...

I shamefully accept my HOJ induction (that makes 2 for me now)

And if I see egregious retardedness and feel the need to hate it will be as zeke.

(3)

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm home.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

And drinking.

ToddPacker said...

rev is full of rules...i thought this was supposed to be a lawless society

The Rev said...

AI trade rumor...

I'm not surprised. Not even a little bit.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Yea, Zeke, you're the first LOV double entry.


Happy hour at Hooters after work, so their may be some drunkn Steve ramblings between 7ish and 9ish.

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