Wednesday, November 29, 2006

it's like this and like that

-overpaying for japanese imports. who really thinks that Sooki Masiyoto, Ming Jong Datsun, or my boi Bruce Leeroy are gonna be MLB studs (or whatever their names are)? they might do decent.. maybe one dude will win rook of the year (probably solely based on him being in NY/Boston, and the inevitable hype and personal following that they will accrue.) remember Hideo Nomo? yeah.... now STFU.

-racist nba owners (slave traders?). scoop jackson had some great insight to how the REAL NBA works. darn those slave traders!!! forcing us to wear or not wear something.. who do they think they are? paying us MILLIONS to play a stupid game? what bastards. really though.. everything that these players are bitching about is just stuff that gets enforced in high schools in alot of places. wearing ties on gamedays? we did it all the time, every year of jhigh/hike school. being able to wear headphones or excessive arm bands that make you stand out? not a chance. hey scoop, maybe it's just the principle of having everyone look the same on the playing field. why dont u go be a beat writer for the NFL and bitch about their rules. if someone's socks arent right, they get fined. STFU. again.

-young QBs getting their chance (and stepping up). either cause the league is beginning to really suck, or the new crop of guys is really good. i think its a little bit of both. pretty talented guys, but overall, the league is slipping a little bit. becoming too much like the NHL where guys shift teams way too much and the casual fan cant name half of the "big time" receivers on the field. who is tom brady throwing to? vince young? drew brees (other than Cell-phone-Joe-Horn)? steve mcnair? unless youre in those cities, im betting you cant name too many..

-millionaires flipping the bird cause someone was mean to them. speaking of this.. it was mentioned yesterday in the comments, but fo' reelz.. you can see someone throwin' one up practically every day on the highway (if you drive in front of me you will). giving someone the finger is a meaningless action, why do people make such a big deal when it's caught on camera? get over it, news media. you guys curse in your newsroom like any average person does.. dont get too high on your horse, cause it'll hurt worse when u fall off.

-duke squeaking by. thats right bay-bee, you squeaked.

commence.

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Isiah Thomas said...

bask in the glow of Jay Williams in a wheelchair.

Isiah Thomas said...

once is not enough.

Isiah Thomas said...

I bought that book "40 Million Dollar Slaves" - thought it sounded like an interesting premise for a book. I can't get through the first 100 pages. Had it for 4 months.

Isiah Thomas said...

Simmons mentions "Hustle and Flow 2".

Hi Bill.

THE CHAMP. said...

bruce leeroy.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

does anyone else actually get that?

ToddPacker said...

i refuse to read another SG article. i'll wait until TEM can ride out the storm and read his running diary...its much better than the puke the SG writes


hi bill

anonymous said...

MV does.

anonymous said...

hustle and flow ate my balls.

i wish i wouldve been blown out when i watched it.. mightve made it worth it. other than that, the only reason i survived was cause i had a ball game going on the other tv beside it (yes i rock dual TVs).

El Padrino said...

flipping the bird is so normal in NY the priests even do it

anonymous said...

(eat a dick, bill)

anonymous said...

zeke, your use of The Cripple pic is harsh.

but thats why youre moving up in the ministry...

ToddPacker said...

i only rock the duel tv for certain occasions…I’m trying to make it a permanent staple but my wife says its obnoxious …I gotta figure out a way to trick her into thinking it’s a good idea

El Padrino said...

Datsuns! HA!
Like Rabbits!

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

I've quit reading SG, what's the point. Just go back and re-read one of us old ones and you'll get the just of the new. No big deal.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Kiss my Converse. I gotz it.

Spaceman Spiff said...

he my man, what it look like. i wouldve done vanity

Spaceman Spiff said...

*hey my man....

El Padrino said...

sports douche loves the nba
really the nba again, why not a NFL column or curious guy bit with Matt Millen? Yawn.

Isiah Thomas said...

one thing about SG's article. I agree that Varajeo is a piece of shit. He pulls the push someone down then put up your hands in the "I didn't do anything" routine about 5 times a game.

Isiah Thomas said...

Father Hate, I will never stop trying to move up in the ministry. *Slapping keyboard ala Dook players slapping the floor"

El Padrino said...

zeke the psorts douche knowledge of the nba is good, but it's so fucking repetitive.

do something else, review a movie or something.

knicks suck blah blah
celts suck but have a chance in weak east, blah blah

Isiah Thomas said...

good call EP, SG needs to dust off his act its tired.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Thats truth El P. Truth.

Jay Scott said...

pretty much everybody has already bashed Duke for last night (deservingly), i enjoyed the hate.

our PG is scared, and our superstar is apathetic. it'll be interesting to see all these freshman in a couple of years (i'm waiting for Dickie V to start saying Tremendous Upside baby- you can only imagine how he'll enunciate those three words)

i'm looking forward to OSU vs UNC tonight.

and Rev, the red headed girl may be a psycho, but hey, every team has some crazy fans. maybe you should give thejaywhite her number, she could use a trip to 7-11.

anonymous said...

the football player chick on WLL is hot. whos with me!

El Padrino said...

IAM, i just threw up in my mouth

that's a girl or a baby rhino?

anonymous said...

HEY, my man, what it look like??

hey, MY MAN, what it LOOK like?

Isiah Thomas said...

they had that story on countdown last Sunday.

She's 5'9'' 315 lbs.

like whoa.

anonymous said...

my moneys on the rhino.

wait til u see the piece they did about her on sportscenter. she squats like 2 me's. shes a beast.

anonymous said...

315 lbs of pure midwestern lovin. TJW could have a field day with those bouncing cheeks.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

They would be bashing duke about last night, if they won by 3 or 30...it's what haterz do. If ya really get them riled up, they will start trying to justify their hate, which is always high comedy.


OSU vs UNC is gonna be a great game. I haven't gotten a chance to see OSU play, and I'm really looking forward to it. UNC is really young, so I hope it stay close.

anonymous said...

i bet she can "tackle" in the bedroom with the best of em too.. (trying to make at least someone sick today)

Isiah Thomas said...

I can only imagine what her crotchtal region smells like after a game or weightlifting session.

Liver and onions?

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

5'9 315!!!! wow

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

i bet she's got big tits

Isiah Thomas said...

if she's this big now, imagine 5 years down the line when she's getting no exercise at all.

I'm thinking 4 and a half maybe 5 bills could be in her near future.

El Padrino said...

smells like Big Foot's Wife's pussy

Isiah Thomas said...

and what's the big deal about this?

Chicks playing football isn't new.

Now....

If you find a bitch who can break legs like LT, then THAT would be a story.

This bitch is a 30/30 player at best.

Although the piece on countdown had some highlights of her mauling JV RB's when she played nose tackle.

She was 3 times the size of the JV players.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

oh at least, she'll end up having to her stomach stapled, either that or she'll be one of those people that are too big to leave the house.

The Rev said...

Her dad's quote...

"She's blocking down on the lineman, then peeling off the linebacker. And she had a two-bagger. She got the lineman and put a chip on the linebacker. I had a tear in my eye. I did."

If you're a 17 year old girl, and you have a dad who is proud of you for peeling off the linebacker and hitting the lineman...

dare I say it, that therapy bill in 10 years is gonna be high.

Isiah Thomas said...

you know she's too big to get a razor and trim up down there.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Yea, when I was a freshman/sophomore i think I weighed around the 150 mark. She would have crushed me. I would probably have refused to go in the game.

Isiah Thomas said...

This is why I'm hopoing if I ever spawn I have boys. I'd prob be like this dad if I had a girl. Just keep shoving cans of corned beef hash down her throat to plump her up then live vicariously through her on the football field.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Yea rev, an dif she's that pig..i mean big and a girl, she's not fast, they had to have ran right into her.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

I'd pull my girl out of sports and into a nutrition clinic.

El Padrino said...

bteer than having some neighborhood hoe...

there are two things that cant happen when having kids

1. daughter that's a how

2. son that's a punk (i:e gay)

El Padrino said...

remember icebox from "Little Giants"

Isiah Thomas said...

"If I was a big girl and did nothing, I probably would hate myself," Holley said. "It would be horrible to go through high school and be a fat girl and not do any sports. I couldn't imagine that.

"If you looked at me just walking down the street you would think, 'Wow, she is probably out of breath just walking down to McDonald's where she is probably going to go to eat.' But I love proving that I do have muscle, and I love to use it."

The Rev said...

Let's be realistic... the chances of this girl playing any professional football are slim. Maybe the Arena League goes for it for the publicity, but it's a slim thing at best. We all know the NFL ain't having it.

I hope they are training her with some real job marketing skills for the future. If they have hopes for her to be a pro football player, they're setting her up to fail. That ain't harsh, that's just reality.

Playing football is fine in high school if you're a girl. But learn a trade while you're doing it. I don't think you're getting any scholarship offers from USC.

I could see her as one heck of a car mechanic.

anonymous said...

big baaab-aaaay!!!

Martin VanNostrand said...

I bet she can take down a hoagie like that daughter in Cone Heads.

Isiah Thomas said...

I'd do Icebox now.

The Rev said...

I stand corrected... she's going for a track scholarship to throw the discus.

I'm telling you, the girl better learn good.

anonymous said...

car mechanic or porn... either or.

Martin VanNostrand said...

She could emcee Lilith Fair or be Ellen's version of Steve from Jerry Springer.

El Padrino said...

nice pic zeke, way to link that

Isiah Thomas said...

good question:

could you better deal with either:

slutty daughter or gay son?

THE CHAMP. said...

if she was a center I'd be her QB anyday.

i'd like to put some bbq sauce on that and go to town.

El Padrino said...

no way i could deal with a gay son.

sorry to all you homo's out there

slutty daughter, at least i could beat her and lock her up in the basement and at the very worst steer her towards porn so she could buy me a house or something

Spaceman Spiff said...

id disown both so it dont matter

Martin VanNostrand said...

Is the daughter barren or are there 5 kids with diff pops that you have to take care of because she won't?

THE CHAMP. said...

at least a slutty daughter is doing her natural thing.

Spaceman Spiff said...

icebox is a damn fox!

temwr said...

diary soon

The Rev said...

Life in Zeke's household, 5 years from now...

Zeke's Daughter - "Daddy, I don't want anymore corned beef hash."

Zeke - "Now now, darling. Finish your dinner because afterward we're going outside to do some grass drills."

anonymous said...

yeah dude, slutty daughter means illegit' kids. not cool for mom and dad. as long as the son wasnt flamey, i'd be fine.

Martin VanNostrand said...

either way I have to go with the daughter.

The Rev said...

Look, I'm man enough to say that I got no problem with a fat chick. I'm a big guy, so I can't be judgemental. I've gone out with big girls in my day.

But... I don't think I could be affectionate with a fat girl who can pick up a blitz. That's just different.

anonymous said...

i could go for eating a corn beef hash sammy off her sweaty, slimy, smells-like-lindburger-cheese buttocks.

YUM!

Spaceman Spiff said...

best case scenario in this world is to have a straight son, even if your daughter is not a slut, shes gonna get plugged by someone

The Rev said...

I'm with Iam.

I could handle having a gay son better than a slutty daughter.

The chances of having a baby at 17 go way down.

Martin VanNostrand said...

5 daddyless grandkids to look after when I'm trying to be retired would send me to an early grave. At least I would have to deal with the situation a long time. I would get a good life insurance policy so they would be taken care of.

Isiah Thomas said...

I'm with FH. As long as the kid isn't wearing hot pink pants I could prob deal with that.

Martin VanNostrand said...

* wouldn't

anonymous said...

if you like chicken, then you like some extra thighs.. and shes got em fo' dayz.

just think of those jiggly, thunderous beasts. dont tell me you wouldnt hit it.. anybody says that, theyre geee-yaaaay!

Spaceman Spiff said...

when you are a female, and your brother is a center in the NFL, AND you are wider than him, that is not good

anonymous said...

well if my Presidential laws are in effect at the time that i respawned and produced the DevilWhore, i would be able to sterilize her. (see how my new laws would come in handy).

although the chances of me dloading some porn with her in it would skyrocket in the future... i could go with sterizlied girl, or non-flamey boy.

other than that, theyre both gettin thrown back...

El Padrino said...

sorry but if im going to have a son in law, i'd rather have one that involves my daughter marrying some dude instead of my son marrying some dude

anonymous said...

what if your daughter was such a huge whore and she never could get married, but your son could get married and stayed in that relationship?

The Rev said...

Just an aside...

I'm actually entertained by SG's article today.

Already, I have read an Artie Lange reference, seen the word "poopocalypse", and seen him refer to a game which I paid money to attend as one for the "anti-ages".

That being said, I think I'll skip down to where he writes about the Sixers.

Martin VanNostrand said...

My wife has a great aunt who about 4 years ago both the aunt and her husband decided they were queer. They were married for like 30 years and have kids and grandkids. Crazy stuff. The great aunt went straight up bull dyke. I guess the grandkids go see grandma and her "roommate" on the holidays.

The Rev said...

Almost forgot...

he also takes a shot at Michael Irvin. That was worth it alone.

Isiah Thomas said...

that's a good point EP.

Spaceman Spiff said...

im going over the gambling edge, have at least 6 nba plays a night

Isiah Thomas said...

but if you knew your daughter was the neighborhood doorknob that would eat me up.

Spaceman Spiff said...

have you guys seen the preview for that movie where no one is able to reproduce anymore and the world goes to shit

Isiah Thomas said...

Spiff weren't you out of the gambling game and recently got back in? Now 6 bets tonight? Good work my man.

what action you got?

Isiah Thomas said...

I've seen that preview. Looks alright.

Looks like there are a few good movies coming out soon.

Anyone seen The Prestige yet?

El Padrino said...

spiff i'd intervene but that's def calling the kettle black

anonymous said...

mv, i am with you there. one year we had family and married people at xmas... then the next year, people were divorced and "special friends" showed up.. it was strange to say the least.

i dont remember if it was one or 2 aunts that both went that way.. but i remember that one of their husbands looked like the monopoly guy. i always thought of Ace Ventura and wanted to throw him over my shoulder when i saw him.

El Padrino said...

iam, i'd still take the whore

maybe i'm a homo-phobe but it just dont make sense to me....w/o being religious and shit god made adam and eve not adam and brian

Spaceman Spiff said...

do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars

El Padrino said...

spiff i make the most $$ on betting the 1st half of nba games
i get screwed when i bet the whole game alot because of missed free throws or garbage time three's and shit.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

I gotta go with the whore too, that's your family name, your boy...na, I could deal with a slutty daughter much easier. Like it was mentioned, I'd just put her on lock down until she graduated college...unless she had hot slutty friends who liked older men.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

We lost power for 2 1/2 hours what a mess.

El Padrino said...

from drudge:

TOO MUCH HOLIDAY CHEER: Slurring Star Devito bashes Bush in bleep-ridden segment of 'The View' on Wednesday. 'I knew it was the last seven lemoncellos that was going to get me,' the 'Deck the Halls' star tells the gals. As co-host Rosie O'Donnell theatrically holds back the spewing actor, Barbara Walters looks on in observable disgust. In next segment in apparent slap at Devito, O'Donnell embraces new guest, Thomas Gibson, and whipsers in his ear, 'Nice to see you sober.' Developing...

Martin VanNostrand said...

I have not seen the husband since then. He was married into the fam so I guess he and 'Twan just took off. The great aunt is a young for a grandma, probably 55, but her kids are in their early 30's and her partner is only 23 maybe. It's a messed up situation fo sho, fo reelz, fo shizo.

Spaceman Spiff said...

grizz @ clips over 181
pacers @ warriors under 204
rockets +7.5 @ suns
bobcats @ hawks -4.5
knicks +10.5 @ cavs
raptors +10.5 @ mavs

i do not recommend any of this action

anonymous said...

hey ElP, the official baptist statement is "its adam and eve, not adam and steve". i grew up on that shiz.. so ive heard all the bible thumping youve ever wanted to hear.. heh

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

it's about having this as a daughter or this as a son.


no contest really

anonymous said...

and i forgot to mention that steve points out the clincher for me.. if she has slutty friends that were whores, and if they were down with older dudes.. then my vote is back to the whore daughter.

but based solely on me being able to nail her college aged friends.

The Rev said...

Danny DeVito is drunk by 10 am?

Oh, that has classic TV written all over it.

Time to check YouTube.

El Padrino said...

adam and steve, that's funny
didnt know that

thank you father hate

Spaceman Spiff said...

devito is so small, probly cant handle his alcohol at all,lightweight

anonymous said...

danny devito is still alive? the penguin still has a career? what makes him worthy to get on the talk show circuit right now?

Martin VanNostrand said...

Then there's the classic Spring Break t-shirt with the Trix rabbit on the front and the saying 'Silly faggot, di*ks are for chicks'

anonymous said...

yeah Elp, that is like a standard baptist cliche..

its like going to your power move in hoops. they pull it out when the game is on the line.

anonymous said...

MV, haha.. nothing says intolerance like a classy T.

temwr said...

12:51 - SG title "Worst conference in sports", he is talking Eastern Conference basketball. Didn't he just say like 3 months ago that the national league was the worst? Oh, I guess it is a league, not a conference, and it has divisions in it. OK, eff you Bill. Great Start.

12:52 - blah blah, eastern conference is bad because the celts are in 1st in the atlantic, knicks are almost a playoff team. SG is just mad because this leads to 0 Doc/Isiah drama.

12:53 - hmm team by team breakdown as to why they suck. I'll drop the times and summarize his shit. These go in order of worst to "best" I guess. Hope you can follow along between what SG thinks and when I am making fun of SG.

Toronto - Bosh = mini KG, they should have taken Morrison, Coach should be fired. Hell, substitute Team Name A, Player name A, and coach name A here and this is how SG feels about 80% of the teams in the league.

Charlotte - Slobs Morrisons knob, slobs some other knobs, apparently they are awesome.

New York - SG bitches the normal stuff, asks Hollinger to do a ball hog formula...I think Hollinger must hate the SG. If he liked him whatsoever then SG would have his cell number.

Milwaukee - Nothing but junk here. SG takes CINCY - 3 over Baltimore thursday...Oh apparently Milwaukee's coach sucks too.

Washington - Another sucky coach, they can't play D, some other crap. I'm not sure SG didn't write the summaries up and then pair them up with random teams. This is like one of those mad libs where he just picks random adjectives and puts them in.

Philly - AI is best player, CWebb is one of the 10 best PFs of all time, but he is hurt. OK...let's move on.

Boston - wah wah, can't fire coach yet. Interesting note, aparently there is a rumored trade for Paul Gasol. SG likes this idea, but doesn't want to trade some guy named Green for Gasol.

Atlanta - Well they drafted the wrong player 2 years ago...duh. SG thinks Gasol should be traded here...Hawks are in 8th and DB is ecstatic. Note, there is no actual DB reference in the SG article.

Chicago - Passing reference to headband thing, passing reference to Skiles being a douche, SG mails this one in.

New Jersey - SG doesn't know why they aren't good, M. Williams equals J. Tinsley. They will get better...I am disappointed in the lack of a L. Frank = Doogie Howser = Gay man joke. Someone needs to make it.

Miami - They are old and sacrificed 5 years to win a title. No reason given for why they are so high on his list. I guess because everyone else sucks.

Indiana - Pacers = New Jailblazers, Oneal is overrated. SG is getting tired and just mailing it in until the end of the column. When you write a billion words I can see why this happens.

Orlando - If Hill is healthy they are good, if they makes some trades they are good. If Hill is hurt they crash.

Detroit - SG thinks they shouldn't have drafted Darko...duh. He writes nothing else worth noting. In fact what I noted shouldn't have been noted. Pretend this read:

Detroit- ...

Cleveland - Cavs have no backcourt. SG thinks they are going to make a trade and get Antwan Jamison and Etan Thomas from the Wiz for Ilgauskas, Ira Newble and Eric Snow. I am not sure at all how this helps their backcourt. I don't think the SG thinks this shit through.

1:16 - What a long fucking read. No closing paragraph, it just ends with Cleveland. Pretty much from New Jersey on he mailed it in.


PS- Sorry this was so long.

El Padrino said...

good job tem, i said earlier it's boring that he's even talkin about nuba again

it's like when Forest Gump says "And I got to go to the white house, AGAINN, and meet the president, AGAINN"

Isiah Thomas said...

I should have waited for Tem's diary before reading SG's column.

Much better job than SG Tem.

Spaceman Spiff said...

people are breaking Tvs and windows with the bowling game on nintendo Wii, you have to "roll" the controller so it slips out their hands and the wrist strap breaks. so much for interactive gaming.

Los said...

Question - Do you think Brady Quinn will be more like Joe Montana or Rick Mirer in the pros? I know, I know - it all depends on the team that lands him, but humor me.

temwr said...

I saw the commercial for the Wii with some guy playing a sword game and having to use the remote as a sword. That is stupid. If I wanted to actually get off my ass and swing a sword, I'd go do it for real. Give me a button to push and a thumb pad.

Bowling, I have to roll my controller? Again, I'd just go bowling if I wanted to do that. Heck Bowling Alley's are non stop intentional comedy. I might go to one this weekend just for a good laugh. I think they even have kareoke.

Fuck nintendo wii.

temwr said...

RE: Quinn

All time great or near total bust.

Well he won't be either, he'll be in the middle of the two. I guess I'd have to say more like Montana. I think he'll hang around the league for 7-10 years, maybe make the Pro Bowl a couple times. I'd call him Rich Gannon. So, that is closer to Montana than Mirer...I guess.

anonymous said...

can u whoop someones ass with the Wii controllers? seems like that make it fun while nintendo struggles to put out games for people... (bowling? come on)

Spaceman Spiff said...

nintendo destruction

anonymous said...

i applaud you Tem. maybe it's taking years off your life (which we'll only find out later), but it sure helps us out alot. thanks for taking it for the team.

Isiah Thomas said...

Quinn, MD. will be a colossal failure in the NFL.

temwr said...

If I have to compare him to a high pick, I'd say Drew Bledsoe.

temwr said...

I can't label him a collosal failure, he has some skills, just not the balls to come up big in big games.

anonymous said...

Mirer, definitely.

Los said...

Personally, I think Quinn will do OK. Nobody can be as bad as Mirer was, and Quinn just seems to have a better head on his shoulders. Hopefully, he won't have Bruce Coslett mentoring him.

I played the Wii, and I loved it, for what it's worth.

temwr said...

Apparently my $$$ FFL does not allow any adds or drops for the rest of the season (to prevent collusion for the playoffs I guess). This weekend some guys entire Defensive Back (it is an IDP league) fleet got hurt. He is screwed.

I have no clue who made up these rules. This is my first year in this league. I took over another guy's team. I now know why he quit.

anonymous said...

wow, that sucks about the $ league.. youd think that if the players were listed as out, that there would be something in the rules for at least that..

ah well, sucks to be him.

anonymous said...

didnt point out the irony earlier, but the girl football story is says "in a brothers shadow".

needless to say, i think she casts the bigger dark spot.

temwr said...

Her dark spot is huge....and moist.

Isiah Thomas said...

tem that's funny and disgusting. Good work.

Isiah Thomas said...

is not knowing everyone's name in our office a good reason not to go to the company "Holiday Party"?

El Padrino said...

nonsense zeke
every holiday party i go to i know at least two people

MR. Jack Daniels
and MR. Johnnie Walker

worth going to me

temwr said...

No, then someone would just say, the party is where you get to know their names.

You need an excuse like someone is sick, or you were working late, or your volunteering at a local Church at that time.

temwr said...

El pad brings up a decent point. Why don't you want to go? Free booze should make it worthwhile.

El Padrino said...

and sometimes they have a decent steak for dinner

scotch and steak

worth it to me

Los said...

Of course, if there are people at the party that you either (a) hate, or (b) are trying to impress, going to the party and getting ripped might not be the best thing. I've seen way too many videos where somebody gets too drunk at the party and does something stupid ... like this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F718DyIfATQ

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

He's Still The Man Any body wanna take a gues as to how much that cigar cost?

I'm thinking anywhere from 150-200

Isiah Thomas said...

MJ can't get a pair of pants that fit?

Isiah Thomas said...

free booze is always welcome. It's a "casino night" party.

And I've worked here over a year, I'll feel bad when I'm like "yeah babe this is....uhhhh, errr...."

El Padrino said...

what's with men that wear polo shirts but button them all the way?

I rock two out of three open
at least the top open!!

WTH?

temwr said...

You need to find the person in the office who knows everybody. Hook up with them early on and just let them do all of the introductions. They will be all like "hey bill from accounting, come here and meet zeke's lady"

Just let someone else do all the work...

Spaceman Spiff said...

my office holiday party has a raffle plus the unlimited eats, thats why i go. i won a portable dvd player which is shit compared to the 29 inch lcd tv. i want that this year

temwr said...

We get a holliday lunch, and a gift card to a mall. The gift card is a good amount, so you won't hear me complain.

I work at a small place though, no need for a party. Only about 15 people at the luncheon and that includes the wives of the big bosses.

The Rev said...

You always have to take advantage of the holiday party. If only for the opportunity to have a great meal on the house. I used to go to some kick ass company parties.

I work for a company that doesn't do jack for the holidays right now (I didn't know that coming into the job). So I say if you got it, take advantage of it. Some of us are less fortunate.

Isiah Thomas said...

EP, I just rock one button open.

I don't got that gorilla chest hair though. I might rock 2 open if I had that.

The Rev said...

Then again, I do get an OK bonus. So that evens out for me.

The Rev said...

One button should always be open on the polo shirt.

In fact, I think they ought to just remove that top button from all polo shirts and make it mandatory.

ToddPacker said...

"what's with men that wear polo shirts but button them all the way?

I rock two out of three open
at least the top open!!"


Brooklyn Chest hair representin’

Isiah Thomas said...

they handed out some nice bonuses last year haven't heard about this year yet.

temwr said...

Just one open button here, but we don't wear polo shirts around the office too much. Almost always the button up dress shirt. But for sure the top button on that sucker is unbuttoned.

There is nobody here who buttons them all...I actually just walked around and checked...shitstorm is over so I am mailing it in. It was like a double work morning, so now it is a zero work afternoon.

El Padrino said...

i dont even have much chest hair but even if you do
one button should be open
i'm disapointed at MJ for that

Isiah Thomas said...

everytime I go to wwl.com and see Big Momma staring back at me I laugh.

100% chance she tries to piss standing up.

The Rev said...

I got my bonus last year on December 31st.

My company runs a little slow.

Spaceman Spiff said...

she uses that device that allows girls to pee standing up

The Rev said...

"she uses that device that allows girls to pee standing up"

Yes... I think it's called a penis.

ebntx said...

"Yes... I think it's called a penis."

rev, that is a classic that needs to be added to the front page.

El Padrino said...

nomar knocked up Mia to the tune of Twins!!

nice!

Spaceman Spiff said...

rev did you see about mcnabb, he may be out 8-12 months, that goes late into next season.

lucky streak continues for eagles

JFreak said...

Right now the three worst teams are the Raiders, Lions and Cardinals.

The Raiders and Lions would be a horrible fit for anyone QB, let alone Quinn. And the Cards won't take a QB.

Whoever gets Quinn is gonna ride him into the ground.

El Padrino said...

NOMAAAAAAAAHHH!

he must of used his nose!

badum dum...

I'll be her all week, please tip your waitresses!

whocares said...

Re: Fat Chick.

I bet she signs with Michigan.


Re: SG Article.

Thanks for the recap tem. You just added 15 minutes to my life and for that I am greatful.


Re: Brady Quinn.

He sucks. Always has always will.


Re: Christmas Party.

If they're giving away free booze AAAAAND some type of raffle, then you're a fool if you dont go. Hit the man up for as much free shizzle as possible.

anonymous said...

charles barkley also rocks the top button closed.

im not En Vogue or anything, but thats a fashion tragedy. i thought the only time u saw it was from people that couldnt dress themselves (ie, 'tards). apparently not.

Isiah Thomas said...

Tiger rocks the top button also.

The Rev said...

Spiff... it's far from certain on McNabb. I do agree.

The doctor says there is a good chance he will be ready for the season opener. But I know it's not a sure thing.

I'm not gonna worry about it until training camp. No sense even thinking about it until then.

temwr said...

Barkley, Woods, and MJ got together and decided to rock the top button to see if society would follow suit. Then they will make fun of everyone who follows the lead.

ToddPacker said...

tem

1st you do the running diary...then you go checking the top buttons around the office...that's going the extra mile for the LOV...nice work...I nominate Tem for Dec. LOV player of the month

Isiah Thomas said...

congrats tem.

ToddPacker said...

November not December

temwr said...

I am honored.

A banner day for yours truly.

ToddPacker said...

I'm a little behind...the comments on the little lady on the WWL homepage were hysterical

The Rev said...

I must say... Temwr has impressed me.

In the middle of a work shitstorm, he has given us a running diary and the top button check at work. That is top notch LOV material.

Cyber standing O.

The Rev said...

Ladies and gentlemen...

Danny Devito this morning on the View

It's worth it!

anonymous said...

if the Lions get Quinn, i will commit a mass murder. the entire org will go down.

THE CHAMP. said...

It must be something with highly paid former athletes. Cris Carter is a top buttoner.

temwr said...

Danny Devito and Rhea Pearlman doing the nasty in the Lincoln Bedroom...I'd rather spend eternity in the football playing chick's moist dark spot than watch that even once...even once.

THE CHAMP. said...

I think Quinn is the future Brad Johnson. Maybe with a little more hype. A guy you always think "that's a good pickup" when he comes to play for your team, and the "hahaha they're gonna suck more" when he's playing for someone else's team.

THE CHAMP. said...

No way the lions draft quinn. he has too much potential. Matt Millen is probably looking at some Wide Receivers or a quality kick returner.

temwr said...

The Lions already drafted Calvin Johnson didn't they?

ebntx said...

"Danny Devito and Rhea Pearlman doing the nasty in the Lincoln Bedroom"

yea, tks for the visual.

ToddPacker said...

"I think Quinn is the future Brad Johnson. Maybe with a little more hype"


maybe alot more hype...johnson was like a 9th round pick..he wasn't even a full time starter for FSU

temwr said...

Hey, rev made me watch it, he knew that was there, blame rev.

Plus I had to share the pain.

anonymous said...

millen knows that he has to draft D players from now on. any O player, he is gone.

should be anyways though.

THE CHAMP. said...

ok you got me.... a LOT more hype.

THE CHAMP. said...

IAM- Are we sure he knows this? Are we sure he knows anything? Who do you think Fox will pair him up with in the booth after he gets fired?

temwr said...

Snoop was arrested today. I guess that isn't really news.

anonymous said...

was he smokinsmokin, sippin on gin and juice?

JFreak said...

So...when do you think DeVito's apology comes?

Spaceman Spiff said...

millen can join the dream team of maas and joey t

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Betsy Andreu, the wife of a French cyclist and one of Armstrong's strongest detractors, claimed in a deposition that Armstrong signed onto her AOL account and sent emails under her name"

WTF
lance armstrong is a hacker

""Stephanie told me that [Armstrong] told her he put a bug in Kristin's computer and every word she typed was sent directly to him. Stephanie was scared that Lance had also hacked her computer." "

THE CHAMP. said...

Betsy Andreu = psycho

anonymous said...

the one nutted hacker. another championship title to add to his beltloop.

temwr said...

Lance Armstrong is a hacker, awesome. Sherryl Crow showed him how to do it.

temwr said...

Straight out of Necessary Roughness

Featherstone

Martin VanNostrand said...

How has Christopher Guest and that whole Guffman/Mighty Wind/Best in Show crew not made a mocumentary about French Cycling?

whocares said...

Was murder the case that they gave him?

JFreak said...

He's the fastest man on the planet.

No one could catch him.


Re: Lance

Absoulutely the most absurd thing ever. The Andreu's are a bunch of quacks. Like Lance Armstrong cares enough about you to learn how to hack computers.

Spaceman Spiff said...

jets remaining schedule : @ Green Bay, Buffalo, @ Minnesota, @ Miami, Oakland.

they look like a playoff lock.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Lance the hacker?!?!?!

God I hate the french.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Especially after Miami beats the Pats. Never fails in the Dec matchup if they don't beat the Pats they take it to the wire. They could start that autistic kid who drained all the 3's at qb and beat the Pats in December. I don't understand it.

El Padrino said...

looks are deceiving Spiff

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Work sucks. : (

SG sucks.
: )


I want booze.

Drunk DJ Friday returns this week.

ToddPacker said...

EP

You’re just jealous that the Jets are going to finish with a better record than the Giants

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