Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Come up in the spot looking extra fly, til the day i die, gotta testify

how about the world's worst monday night game? seattle minus any sort of star versus oakland who has randy moss' afro as their star. freakin waste of time if there ever was one. can we please contract the Oakland franchise? we were discussing stars who never lived up to the potential and the names of like Derrick Coleman and Shawn Kemp came up, people that were pretty much total busts. but i nominate Randy Moss for biggest waste of potential by a pro athlete. really, i cant think of another guy that on any given night could be HOF or could be 3nd string. it's all in his head, just a matter of how hard he tries. but on a scale of 1 to 10, i think the max hes ever put in is like a 6. and that was back in MN. i think he gets to about a 3 now, and if it will take the extra effort to get the DB's off him, then he doesnt fight any more. just give it that minimal effort and move on. although i guess i understand it, because really, it's just a game. and you've made your millions, why would you want to go out there and get yourself hurt to some major extent? i see both sides. what motivation does someone of Moss' stature have on a team like the Raiders? but then again, why would you go there in the first place? did he expect them to turn it around and be a contender, starting with him as the first piece? Sapp's aging arse came along and he thought the D was gonna make them a super bowl contender? randy moss.. huge career, but couldve been infinitely bigger. thank you for being a waste, when so many other players out there just wish they had the chances you have. see guys playing with bone-on-bone knee conditions and then you see Moss worried if his braids iz tight. where's my blunt and my 40, bitchez?!?

college foosball, as i commented yesterday, i think this year's crop of teams is pretty even. but even because everybody is equally mediocre. theres no real, true stars. i mean theres partial stars, but when brady quinn gets thrown back into the mix of heisman potentials, then you KNOW its a down year. that said, i believe Ohio State is the only team that has the chance to be a clear cut champ, but even they are looking ripe for the picking. and while i bleed Maize and Blue, my boys at MI are not all that unbeatable. the D can be as potent as a team could be.. or they can be soft. its like a Jekyll and Hyde thing with them. although im not basing this opinion off of the Ball State game, because they literally ran the same play about 80% of the game. so theyre definitely not practicing anything new on game day. they are absolutley not tipping their hand, but still.. even when theyre playing full out, there are times where they just look confused and panicky (knowhatimsayin).

Mike Strahan might be out for a while. serves his dumb ass right for "shooting jump shots". have you seen what they look like when "shooting"? i dont know a damn soul that shoots like that. if you shot a basketball like that you'd be laughed off the court. go away and die. and Merriman and his "lights out" thing too. seriously people, be creative. at least TO had a funny celebration. (even with the ref just DYING to throw that flag.. did you see his arm twitch as he got ready to throw it? oh, i betcha his mouth watered.) deity bless the people we hate.

there is "still a crack there". words from shaun alexander. i am officially a cursed fan. anybody that i pick, they end up sucking. evidenced by me taking SA with the first pick, then he gets hurt. i figured if everybody else went with LJ, i'd be different and go with Shaun. im like my own Madden curse.

go see Borat.

tuesday.. go vote even though your shit doesnt count. although in honor of voting day, anybody today gets "chad-dipped" instead of other punishment. i'll slap my hanging chad across your face, and youll like it.

out.

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The Rev said...

It wsnt even worth watching that Monday night game.

I just happened to turn it on close to the end when Jerramy Stevens got kneed in the nuts. That was probably the most interesting part.

ToddPacker said...

Didn't watch any of the MNF game.

I can do without the kneeing.

Where there any good battles in the booth between TK and JT?

Isiah Thomas said...

the best JT highlight I saw was when he said Pittsburgh could still make a run.

Isiah Thomas said...

I find it hilarious that cnn says they won't do exit polls because it hurt Kerry last time.

Put down your democrat pom-pom's cnn.

El Padrino said...

disgusting football game
i had the over on the holmgrem face though, i won.
he looked like he was going to have a coronary, someone should have told him he was playing the raiders.

El Padrino said...

i gotta go to DMV today
tlak to everyone at like 5pm
this outta be fun

Isiah Thomas said...

good luck with that EP. DMV= Satan's lair.

temwr said...

The best part of the game was that Randy Moss quit and the end and just went through the motions. That secured my fantasy win in my $$$ league. If he had gotten 15 more yards I would have lost.

Oh and the FG to put the Hawks up 16 was key for me too.

jugdish said...

Did the exit polls hurt Kerry, or the fact that he is a jackass hurt him? Its hard to tell sometimes.

Isiah Thomas said...

per CNN the exit polls are the reason Kerry didn't get elected. This is almost and exact quote from this morning "people saw early exit polls had Kerry ahead as our new President so they didn't go out and vote for him".

riiiiiiiiiiiight.

I just want to see Wolf Blitzer come to near tears again like he did last time.

Isiah Thomas said...

a 7 pt lead vs Oakland is as good as a 24 pt lead.

jugdish said...

CNN.com should just give up and run ads for the democratic candidate.

Spaceman Spiff said...

i was gonna kill holmgren if he went for it on 4th and goal with a minute to go. but he didnt, and the raiders covered my tease, they look awful, i will never use them in a tease on the road again

Isiah Thomas said...

I'll be glad when today is over. 85% of the commercials on every channel here are poli-TICAL.

The bad part is I get no info about the candidates from them.

The only thing I know is that the democratic senatorial nominee is a deadbeat millionair who won't pay old debts and the republican incumbant is a Bush lackey. No idea where they stand on the issues but they do approve the messages.

Isiah Thomas said...

This is the best political ad I've seen.

This is a link to the main page, scroll down till you see the "Suns.com TV" section (middle of the page) and click on the "Pat Burke '06: He's just not busy" link. Very funny.

The Leandro Barbosa cameo is great - considering the guy can barely speak english.

Los said...

At least Flair and Piper are tag team champs.

The Rev said...

As the stinkin bleedin heart liberal of the group, I will chime in on Kerry and CNN. (Yes, I already voted today. Did you?)

I remember those stories that day that had Kerry winning the exit polls. I especially remember exit polls from Ohio stating Kerry had taken that state. So they did exist.

Do I think they caused Kerry to lose? Not even a little bit.

John Kerry lost because he didn't run the best campaign. I'm the first one to admit it. Al Gore lost because he ran a bad campaign too. I still think to this day that if either one of those candidates ran their best campaigns in 00 and 04 and said the right things along the way, Florida and Ohio would not have been such a factor in each race. The race would have been won already without those states.

Especially in 04. Bush had low approval numbers, had a war going bad on him, and was just asking to be beat. Kerry not beating him is Kerry's fault. It had nothing to do with CNN or exit polls. Kerry shot himself in his own foot that year.

Though I agree. Exit polls are useless and should never be used. Has anyone even answered one of those? I've never been exit polled in any election I voted in.

The Rev said...

That Pat Burke ad was hilarious.

The Rev said...

Speaking of elections, I actually got to have the choice of voting for Lynn Swann today as governor of PA. I didn't, but I had that option.

It's almost as bad as having Jesse Ventura or Arnold Schwarzenegger as governor. Thankfully, Lynn Swann looks like he's going to lose big today.

anonymous said...

call me shanoff for this, but does anybody else have some absolutely retarded proposals on their ballots this year?

we have one about hunting like quails or morning doves or something? i dont really pay attention.. but its something that is so unimportant, but people are trying to parlay their cause into "if they dont allow this, then theyre gonna steal your children next too!!!11". theyre trying to act like big brother is gonna take more control if you dont pass the morning dove proposal.

wth.

Spaceman Spiff said...

how are the saints (6-2) getting points against the steelers (2-6) even at pittsburgh

Isiah Thomas said...

There are a few good one on ballots here.

1) Humane treatment for animals that are going to be slaughtered for food. They want these animals to live "free range" instead of cooped up in tiny pens. This is for the 3 months they'll live before they get killed for my dinner. If the animal is gonna die - who cares. If this passes all it will do is drive up the cost of my veal scallapini. fuck that.

2) Smoking in public places. I think there are like 4 props on the ballot for this. 1 to completely ban it, 1 to leave it up to the restaurants, etc. WTH.

Some of the ads for these props are really bad.

"Even though this pig will die shouldn't it enjoy its life"

Isiah Thomas said...

Rev - glad you enjoyed the Pat Burke ad, my girl and I saw it last night.

I encourage others to get a laugh and watch it.

I approve this message.

The Rev said...

No major questions in PA. We had one that asked if we were in favor of giving $20,000,000 as compensation for service in the first Persian Gulf War, I'm assuming for the troops. No one in the media was making any kind of noise on this, and not one political ad was run on it. So I'm guessing it's a pretty easy question.

El Padrino said...

i'm back
relatively painful
dmv still sucks ass in case anyone wanted to know.

Spaceman I dont get it either
it's why I jumped on Denver last week +3. They are getting so much repsect it's sickening. Either that or they feel like the Saints are not a TRUE 6-2 team.

El Padrino said...

i haven't seen my polls yet
i vote after work...

The Rev said...

By the way... I think it is OK to ask a general question of the group without being like Shanoff. It does depend ont he question.

Iam's question about who had what ballot questions was not Shanoff-like in my mind. Actually, I consider it a valid one and a good one to start real discussion on issues we are facing today in different states.

Now, if Iam had asked "What was your favorite election year and why?" Then we'd be in Shanoff territory.

The Rev said...

Best. Election. EVAR!

temwr said...

That Pat Burke ad was great.

If I hadn't already voted I would have written him against everyone who was running unopposed.

The rest of this post is crap nobody cares about:

We have no really stupid issues in Ohio this year, although the one about worker's compensation is a bitch to read. I am not even sure what its point is.

And the little town I live in has a tax "increase" on the ballot, but it doesn't increase the tax for anyone who works outside the city (which is everyone, nobody works inside the little dinky town, everyone works in Columbus). But the way they wrote the question on the ballot was hilarious: "Issue 70: A 3/4% income tax rate INCREASE. Yes or No."

Every other issue had about a whole page explaining crap about it and this one was jammed into the corner of the computer screen. It will fail for sure.

temwr said...

My favorite election year was 1996, because it was my first time.

<<--- That was me pretending to be a Shanoff douche supporter.

anonymous said...

i wish i could babble enough to write a huge book-length paragraph like they do on DS's... but alas, even *i* cannot stand to bs that much with this subject matter.

so we'll just act like i made fun of them too, and i'll move along.

Isiah Thomas said...

Who wants to trade the surging Mama Lickabooboodey a WR in our FFL?

JFreak said...

Get me Marques Colston from Meiz, and then you can have a WR of mine.

JFreak said...

I had a dream last night that IU beat Michigan, and then Zeke didn't kill himself, so I got on a plane to Phoenix and shot him.

And who knew you had to register a month before the election?

Spaceman Spiff said...

giants are banged up, do they win this week

anonymous said...

i think this voting thing is a crock for ONE day. i say with the way the world is now, you do it on a weekend, or at least a 2 or 3 day stretch. youll get a bigger turnout. i bet alot of people just say screw it, cause by the time they get to the polls, they're packed with every other Jim and Sally zipping home through rush hour traffic just so they can hit up a microwave dinner.

i need to change the world. vote me in '08.

El Padrino said...

I think they are going to win Spiff
i'm sure your not surprised by that comment

El Padrino said...

iam in 08 has my vote

anonymous said...

and the real question i wanted to ask was this..

who's your favorite candidate (whether they win or lose) and what's their favorite color? you shouldnt vote for a candidate unless you know their fav. color!!11

(ps, mine's blue).

Martin VanNostrand said...

Giants win if they start shooting celebratory jumpers with Bill Cartwright at the stripe form. That will guarentee victory.

I vote after work too El P. It's like 2 blocks from my house. So very convenient.

Isiah Thomas said...

iam please add this to your platform when you run:

blue hairs (ie old ladies) and house frows should not be allowed to go to the grocery store or anywhere else after 5PM on a weekday.

First, you have all day during the week to get your shopping done. You don't need to go to the grocery store after 5 PM when working slobs like me go. Seeing 101 house frows and blue hairs slowing shit down at the grocery store on a weekday is awful.

Second, blue hairs will not be allowed to wear "old lady perfume" which adds to the old lady smell.

MILF's are the only exception to #1 above.

anonymous said...

is there any better sports name other than "Slutskaya"? irina slutskaya. boom pow.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Don't register Jfreak. Most states pull the jury pool from the voter registration lists. Sure you can't vote but you will never get called for civic duty.

I had jury duty for three days this spring. Luckily I never not selected.

The Rev said...

Yo Zeke...

You want Randy Moss?

anonymous said...

MV, good call on the Cartwright.. i'll stop slagging them if they do that. then, and only then, will they receive a warm embrace from me.

temwr said...

Voting should be over 2 days and probably more than once a year. There are too many things to vote on right now that I can't possibly be an informed voter on all the issues/candidates/offices that I just voted for.

I hadn't heard of any of the people running for Clerk of Courts. I am not even sure what the Clerk of Courts does. It doesn't sound too important.

Spaceman Spiff said...

anyone catch the vid of wisconsin abusing the clock running on kickoffs rule.

anonymous said...

oh and zeke, you know i got the "anti old people" platform on LOCK.

temwr said...

Any of the Coal Miners receivers are up for grabs. I am "building for the future."

anonymous said...

havent seen it, but good for wisconsin. i hate the new rules. they are ruining some perfectly good college matchups.

temwr said...

RE: Groin kick

I was quite entertained to see Mr. Stevens reaction to getting kneed. At first it was like it hurt him, then he realized he had a cup on and it didn't hurt, so he smiled like a little girl and made fun of the dude who kneed him.

Isiah Thomas said...

iam you have my vote : No on old people.

Isiah Thomas said...

obscure things on the ballot....

I saw some asshole had a sign for constable.

W-T-F.

Constable.

What is this Merry Olde England?

The Rev said...

You think that dude who kicked Stevens sounded like Eric Cartman?

"I WILL KICK YOU SQUARE IN DA NUTS!"

Martin VanNostrand said...

Tem - for the clerk of courts type stuff I vote for whoever I saw the most signs for in peoples yards. If that doesn't help and one of them has an Irish name I vote for the Irish guy.

Isiah Thomas said...

spiff what did the ba-ya-gers do with the clock?

Isiah Thomas said...

let's hope slutskaya is a whore in her personal life. WHO WANTS TO SEX SLUTSKAYA.

If she's busted please disregard the above, I do not sponsor it in that case.

temwr said...

I did vote for someone because my neighbor had a sign for them. I think it was for Town Jester.

anonymous said...

something else on my platform.. if youve written a LETTER to god, then you dont deserve to vote. who writes a letter? maybe kids with santa.. but jesus aint readin your emails, beyotch!

The Rev said...

Ladies and Gentlemen... your Fremont A's

thejaywhite said...

zeke..I wanna sex everyone

anonymous said...

the San Jos-A's?

ba dum bump!

Martin VanNostrand said...

The 'village' where my grandmother goes to church has a constable. Not sure what he does. I suppose he could give you a traffic citation.

Spaceman Spiff said...

zeke, there was 23 seconds left in the half, they purposely went offsides on the kickoff so they tackled the guy deep in own territory and penn state chose for re-kick. now there is 14 seconds left, they do it again, now 4 seconds left, they kick it regular and half is over. penn state could choose to take the penalty, but since the badgers are offsides, they are getting downfield faster, tackling the guy deep in own territory. plus joe pa didnt know what was happening until it was too late.

The Rev said...

Jaywhite wants to sex Mutombo.

thejaywhite said...

Id sex mutumbo but id make him marry me and give me half his assets when i divorce

Isiah Thomas said...

hadn't seen that, surprised the media hasn't made it a bigger story.

temwr said...

"plus joe pa didnt know what was happening until it was too late."

That's kinda key. He should have declined the penalty.

Of course they went so far offsides that they easily tackled the guy deep in PSU territory. It is a stupid stupid rule.

anonymous said...

i offer up a standing-E for the wisconsin coaching staff. freakin great work there, thats smart.

Isiah Thomas said...

the guy running for constable was easily 87 yrs old.

The Rev said...

Interesting point, Iam.

Could they continue to be the Oakland A's? Or now would they be the San Jos-A's?

Maybe they take the route of the basketball team in the Bay Area, and become the Golden State A's.

Or they go the route of the Angels, and become the Oakland A's of Fremont.

Spaceman Spiff said...

the wisconson coach called it "maximum covergae"

The Rev said...

I think the A's story just broke today.

Quick... someone interview MC Hammer for a reaction.

thejaywhite said...

fremont is part of the oakland MLB territory....they will remain oakland...

Spaceman Spiff said...

duke bball just got fucked. fire codes for cameron indoor that have been in place for years, are now going to get enforced, pushing the cameron crazies back a few rows, thus decreasing home court advantage by a smidgen.

Spaceman Spiff said...

coach k is outraged of course

Isiah Thomas said...

when it was time to consumate the thejaywhite/Mutombo marriage I think you'd have a Ron Burgundy type reaction "I immediately regret this decision." Followed by a Mutombo finger wag.

El Padrino said...

see joe pa at the end of that half growl at the camera, that was great because he knows he just got bamboozled.

The Rev said...

This is interesting...

"Fremont is about 27 miles from Oakland and 18 miles from San Jose. Major League Baseball has always recognized San Jose as part of the San Francisco Giants' market under its territory rules, but the Fremont site is just short of the Santa Clara County line and would not trigger a territorial dispute. "

Fremont is in between Oakland and San Jose. I think we may have a naming battle here in the future.

They couldn't call them the San Jose A's because the Giants would get pissed that they are stepping on their territory. But Fremont is closer to San Francisco than San Jose is. I just saw the map. I don't get it.

Can you still call them the Oakland A's even though they would be closer to San Jose than Oakland?

For some reason, this really interests me.

thejaywhite said...

noway..I wouldnt regret..think of how dominant my 2 on 2..team would be at the local Y...man Id show up and tell people i wanna play for money and tell them my teammate is just getting changed..

El Padrino said...

i've always wondered how anyone would survive a gym fire..

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

No Colston for you!!! One year!!!

Isiah Thomas said...

EP - yet another example of where'd I'd pull a Costanza.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm off work today, it's 60+ degreez out and I'm half in the bag. I could NOT waste this day on housework. Gonna go shoot some jumpers too.

thejaywhite said...

they will remain oakland As..they are too storied of a franchise to change the name

anonymous said...

meiz, make sure to perfect your form.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Release rotation splash meiz. Then head back to the house and shoot some Trade Federation Droids.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Let me just say - Darth Maul is a a bad azz mo fo on that game. You can do some serious slaughtering playing as him. - Now back to sports and elections.

thejaywhite said...

remaking dirty dancing...and P swayze is pissed...and the likely lead man.....AC SLATER

temwr said...

I wish I wouldn't have worn my I voted today sticker into work. Had I not worn it I could have left early to go vote.

I am a dumbass.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

My form is perfect.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...
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temwr said...

Is Zach Morris going to be in it too? I hope it is AC and Jesse and she gets back to her Showgirls form.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I always die pretty quickly with the Jedi Heroes.

whocares said...

Nobody puts Screech in a corner.

The Rev said...

The A's were a storied franchise in Philadelphia, but that didn't stop them from moving out to KC then to Oakland.

In this case, maybe you're right. Maybe they will keep the Oakland tag to keep the San Jose fans loyal to the Giants.

Or... they could become the California A's.

I'll stop now. Obviously I'm the only one interested.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

off to the park!

temwr said...

They are going to be the West Coast A's

JFreak said...

"Don't register Jfreak. Most states pull the jury pool from the voter registration lists. Sure you can't vote but you will never get called for civic duty."

Well...apparently Indiana does things differently. I was selected for jury duty earlier this summer. So I can't escape it.

temwr said...

Have fun miez.

It smells like hot wings in the office today.

temwr said...

I have never been selected for jury duty. I imagine it is boring, so I am thankful for my luck.

whocares said...

question for jaywhite:

Do people know you keep a blog of all the sluts you bang? I mean, if word of that gets out you're in deep shit, right?

Tyler said...

So, is basketball the only sport where you can hang onto a career long enough to start out as an all-star and then ultimately be considered a bust? I mean, if you're tall enough you can have a pretty long career even if you have no skills at all (perfect example: Greg Ostertag). But in Football, you're either a bust and out of the league in a year or two or you have an average to HOF career and keep that up until you retire or get injuried. Baseball is kind of the same way. If you're 30-32+ and still playing, you've gotta be doing something right, otherwise they'll send you down to the Minors right quick. Moss is the only guy I can really think of from Football that is like Coleman or Kemp; a guy that looked like he was on the way to the HOF for his six years and then just faded.

The Rev said...

Let's just rename them totally. And take the A's new name from a great Tupac and Dre song.

Come on... wouldn't you root for the California Love?

Tyler said...

Oh yeah, and Flair and Piper are tag-team champions? When the hell did that happen?

anonymous said...

i got on jury duty once, and it was for the most white trash, trailer trash, COPS type shit ever. it was just SO stereotypical of everything "trailer trash", thats the best way to explain it. (minus the bro/sis sex).

he got nailed, cause this was strike 3. boom pow surprise bitch! glad im one of your peers!

El Padrino said...

jury duty, i wait til i get supeona'd, then i lie and say my uncle is a cop and my aunt is a judge, i'm out in 3 hours.

i got a way to beat every system

El Padrino said...

good point on basketball tyler

thejaywhite said...

RE: BLOG

All my close friends know of the blog...if you read blog #1 you will see why I created it.....and now I just keep it running as its an easy way to tell my stories to my friend rather than emailing them or telling them all individually....

I dont tell anyone knew that I meet about the blog...its basically for all my close friends that I grew up with or went to university with....anyone Ive met since who lives in the same town with me...does not get the weblink for it

Isiah Thomas said...

I think Moss can still play though. Coleman and Kemp had diminishing skillz.

Moss just DGAF.

thejaywhite said...

the older we get..the less friends you make..so i really think I have all the close friends I will ever need and wont make many more since Im pretty selective and snobby...although I think I hide it well.....anyways....I dont see it ever impacting FUTURE sex partners

Isiah Thomas said...

tem you almost deserve a chad dip for wearing the sticker - always use the "I've got a dr.'s apt then I'm going to vote" excuse to miss half a day.

Isiah Thomas said...

re: DD remake - WTH? That movie is only 20 yrs old right? I was a kid when it came out. They can't remake shit this quickly.

temwr said...

I can't think of any football player other than Moss who came out of the gates like gangbusters then just hung around for 5 or 6 years. Usually one or two bad years and you are either gone or relagated to super duper back up duty.

temwr said...

I would deserve a chad dip, but the gym teacher (female, sexy) at the school I voted at was the one who put the sticker on me. I should have taken it off though.

I think I am on chad dip warning for the day.

thejaywhite said...

moss has been better than just hanging around...hes still a top 5 talent when the ball is thrown his way

ToddPacker said...

nobody puts skreetch in the corner...funny stuff

zeke, i got no sympathy for your battles with blue hairs...as a Florida resident it's a 24/7 battle down here. we're outnumbered

ToddPacker said...

just read the latest on thejaywhite blog....the man is a living legend....simply put he is my hero

The Rev said...

I need to put this up to a vote since it is Election Day.

Britney Spears appeared on Letterman last night apparently newly slimmed down with a new hair do and a very short black dress.

Pics and clip of her appearance

My question gentlemen is this...

did she regain her hotness?

I am on the fence about it.

temwr said...

I can easily name 5 receivers I'd rather have right now than Moss running routes and catching balls:

Holt
Harrison
Fitzgerald
C. Johnson
Moss
Smith
.
.
.
Bolden
Williams
Housh
Mason
Chambers

Tyler said...

I don't think Coleman and Kemp was a case of diminishing skillz, it was diminishing ambition/attitude. Basketball seems to be the only major sport where you can still do that and have a long career. In Football, you either get busted out, become a lifelong backup or worse, get a career ending injury. In Baseball you get sent down to the minors, or you start out there and stay and have a career there and you're considered a bust, esp. if you're a high draft pick. I think in Basketball a lot of it's about what you're done in the past plus the enormous and long contracts (teams invest a lot in a guy so they have to justify that by playing him). Look at Jalen Rose, they're saying that his knees are creaky and he can't play D and that's why they bought him out, but he immediately got picked up because he can still shoot.

On the Britney front, I think she's got an album coming out to support Kfed and his "career" so she's gotta spend 12 hours at the gym everyday to look good in those videos.

temwr said...

yeah Britney looks good again.

I don't like the short hair though. She needs to add a few inches to it.

Tyler said...

I had to cut either Moss or Chambers in a league because my DEF and Kicker were on byes in the same week. I cut Moss, even tho Chambers has lower stats. I thought Chambers had the bigger "upside potential". A guy picked him up and started him this week instead of Galloway. Big mistake.

Tyler said...

What is she wearing by the way? Pajamas?

Spaceman Spiff said...

kfed is scrub in every sense of the word, but britney didnt listen to the damn song and he duped her

Spaceman Spiff said...

left eye is rolling in her grave

El Padrino said...

SHE'S A BLOWJOB

SO YEAH, DEAL ME IN.

Spaceman Spiff said...

allan houston is making 20 million, this season

El Padrino said...

thanks spiff
keep your fun filled facts to yourself

ebntx said...

tp saying the tjw is your hero is like saying that spiderman is your hero. good movie, but in the end you realize it is all fiction.

Isiah Thomas said...

I'd still hit it, no way bareback though as Kfed prob gave her the drip drip.

Spaceman Spiff said...

strahan out 2-4 weeks, not the dreaded 8 weeks

JFreak said...

strahan will be out longer than a month.

El Padrino said...

i'd say, 5 games he's missing.

Spaceman Spiff said...

when do they play the skins next? will he miss that one

anonymous said...

zeke said "the drip drip".. hahahah

and what makes it even funnier is that its true.

and Rev, officially, i will say that Brit will go back to her slobby ways, so be careful of jumping back on her "bandwagon". and by bandwagon, i mean some sort of sexual innuendo.

El Padrino said...

he'll be back by dec 30 spiff

anonymous said...

random:
i know it's looked down on for office relationships, but what if there was "an arrangement" that could be made?

can this be done? didnt Jerry and Elaine try that? but they were friends first.. what if youre just looking for an "after work on friday" type deal? is there reason to believe this arrangement could exist?

El Padrino said...

absolutely Iam

just set up some rules and go get em'

thejaywhite said...

Kfed was in canada on TV here eh promoting his album...I actually think his one song...privelege is alright...but im sure the entire album sucks...

temwr said...

Iam-

As long as neither person had the ability to get the other person fired (without making up some sort of sexual harrassment suit) then with some rules it could work. Although be careful of the chick becoming clingy and not following the rules you set up.

temwr said...

Iam-

It won't work with your boss or someone else who has the ability to walk into your office one day and say clean out the desk you are gone and have it stick.

ToddPacker said...

EB

Real deal or fiction, thejaywhite is still entertaining...long live the pre-drink

ToddPacker said...

IAM stay away you're asking for trouble

thejaywhite said...

pre-drink?

anonymous said...

here's the sitch.. lemme break this shizzle down for yall.

and no, this aint TJW style..

so theres a relatively new gal (of course), shes got a couple young kids in the bag, kind of in a relationship yada yada.. tells me multiple times about her man not wanting it enough.. says that HE always says he's too tired and that she never gets any. so... in separate convo's the wording "youre pretty hot" has been made mention to me a few times. i of course told her she was on something, but whatever, she digs the IAM.

so texting a little flirty innocent thing recently took itself to the next level (5 minutes ago)...

i basically said "we should have an 'arrangement' that would work out for both parties". she said "are u serious"? i said.. "guess i dont have to ask if you are"...

let the games begin? ... we'll see..

Martin VanNostrand said...

Iam - if the ground rules are abided by it can work. They must be firmly enforced though. Otherwise the chick is eating lunch with you, taking breaks with you, spending time with you after work. Pretty much your only break from her is dropping a deuce. If you dig her though give it a trial run.

anonymous said...

but i would be very clear that this would be strictly physical. i feel like a jerk typing that, but it'd be the truth. and the strange thing is.. i think thats the only way that she'd agree.

bonus!

Isiah Thomas said...

CAUTION:

Don't let her pull a "keep-a iam baby" on you.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Man, I've have to relationships with women at work, one had rules set up from the get go, the other one did not. Both ended very very badly.

I wouldn't recommend it...unless she's really hot.

thejaywhite said...

I have a little situation of my own...banging this one girl...but its a secret cause she has a boyfriend...but a large group of us is going out in a couple nights and I wana bang this other girl...but Im kinda stuck doing this one girl for now...evne though she has a boyfriend...you know I cant turn her down for a MAYBE hookup......the big problem is everyone keeps asking if we are banging..but we both deny....but it will cost me new pussy..and Im not down with that

anonymous said...

yeah, MV, i might just test the waters.. i think that might be the best way to go.. start small and build the way up.

in a weird way, this might end up being almost too easy.

im just that beautiful.

temwr said...

How big is her man? You need to know this because somewhere down the road there will be a confrontation. If he is a tiny nerd then it won't matter.

Although having said that if he is really telling this chick that he is too tired for the action then he is GURANTEED to be getting some on the side, so it doesn't matter. The confrontation won't happen because he is nailing someone else anyway.

Anyway, sounds like this girl is new, so she can't get you fired without a sexual harrassment charge so as long as you think you are safe on that front go ahead and hit it.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Do a check up on the guy she's kind of with who is apparently ashamed of manhood. Make sure he doesn't have a psycho history or anything.

thejaywhite said...

mine is strictly physical..BUT you also have to realize...women deep down..are trying you out as a new replacement for the old guy.....even though they say its just physical...so you do have to keep a governor..on how much you see her..and keep control that you only see her or contact her...when YOU want too

ToddPacker said...

IAM

stay away it's a trap

thejaywhite said...

my girl..always brings up her boyfriend and I just ignore it and keep talking...i pay no attention to her mentioning her boyfriend..and i know it drives her crazy

Martin VanNostrand said...

good call tem - saw that after I posted.

anonymous said...

well she doesnt even live with dude, and she took away his keys to her house, so shes to the point of being fed up with him anyways.. he's just a baby daddy at this point, but offers no money for his kid.. so shes had it.

however, i would make it clear that no further than the superficial, and dually noted that aint no IAM babies gonna be running around. we are going "elsewhere" for that moment. i will not rest my hopes on a baggie, or her being on a pill.

so its almost like easy pickins (all these things just happen to work in my favor), which makes me slightly wary.. but at the very least i could solidfy something small every now and then.

and def. no sexharras stuff.. her mom works in the same office though.

anonymous said...

oh, and her man is a small fat mexican dude, so i have the feeling that i am the "upgrade".

i will freely be used for 'upgrade sex', but i dont play the 'upgrade boyfriend' game.

hale no.

thejaywhite said...

IAM-

dont lay any ground rules like you have no interest in being a baby daddy until you get your dick wet....
you just keep the conversation going smooth until you get laid....that way ..there are no breaks in the conversation for her to trap you into answering what you really think of her

temwr said...

Her fat tiny mexican is getting it on the side...or he is gay.

No straight guy turns down guaranteed action from his current woman, unless one of the above apply.

anonymous said...

no doubt, i mean the stereotype is that mexicans are lazy.. but damn, i didnt think that applied to sex no matter what race u were.

he's totally bagging something else, cause like i said, he doesnt live there... he just comes over to eat and watch tv (cause he wont pay for cable at his house). im not even kidding.

anonymous said...

"so whats your plan?"


thats her response text. how do you put this concisely into a text? hahahah.. no idea how to sound diplomatic with this situation...

whocares said...

What type of hot chick dates a short, fat Mexican? Nothing against Mexicans, but if she's dating a short fat dude, what the hell does her busted ass look like?

Also, if you like your job stay away. In the end, one of you will have to go if things turn ugly. and they will.

Martin VanNostrand said...

watch out for the "are you my new daddy?" question from the kids.

whocares said...

IAM,

"The Plan" should be to go and get shitfaced after work. See how things go. If you fuck her, you lay the ground rules in the a.m.

whocares said...

mv,

Good point. Just have them call you "Uncle IAM" for right now.

Isiah Thomas said...

iam might have to bust out a Gaylord Focker

"Soy tu papa" line if he's not careful.

Spaceman Spiff said...

make sure you get everything on tape

thejaywhite said...

EXACTLY..its all about the BOOZE at this point....

tell her to go out for a drink with you....that turns into 5-7 then you go home with her

Isiah Thomas said...

"hey uncy IAM is over again"

Isiah Thomas said...

this could be our first web cast.

Isiah Thomas said...

invite her to the pants party

thejaywhite said...

Ive had girlfriends I didnt have sex with..or dreaded it...but then I was cheating and was only staying with them til I found someone new..id use the lamest excuses..like my legs are sore from working out...or i gotta get up early....or id bang them and just fake getting off..id spit on their back....lol i used that one the other night cause i was too drunk to get off..and didnt want to just say ...im too drunk

thejaywhite said...

Zeke..I agree...pants party is the response...

El Padrino said...

drinks are key!!

i smell a bj, warm up the car, pick a spot on a dimly lit street and show her what a standing ovation looks like...

Your lov brothers will be with you in spirit.

The Rev said...

You know, as much as I approve of Iam hitting it, and I do, I have to say that there is a little too much risk of something going wrong here with her getting clingy, man finding out, work getting complicated, etc.

Then again, I'm a wimp by nature. I couldn't handle it, but that doesn't mean you can't.

If you record it, I would definitely use the audio in a podcast.

Beth82678 said...

From a female point of view Iam, just realize chances are VERY good that it will end badly and/or awkwardly, especially with her mom working in the office. If you're willing to pay that price down the road, then go for it. Some of the best sex I've ever had has been with guys I've known I'd regret sleeping with later.

I just know most of us women aren't very good at "sex only" relationships, no matter how good our intentions are.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Maybe start throwing resumes out just incase. If it turns ugly and her moms is in the office then surgical mask dude is the least of your worries.

As for the text... Strictly business. Supply and demand. You have the supply for a specific demand. You can deliver the supply for said demand but that's the only demand you can meet. All others will require a different supplier who, if found and can freely be looked for, may take over your account but you are cool with that when the situation arises. After all, there's a lot of demand out there.

Isiah Thomas said...

iam the best line for this situation is from Requiem for a Dream.

Get her liquored up, pull it out and go "it ain't out for air baby"

Isiah Thomas said...

give her the Mario test.

thejaywhite said...

Since its in the workplace you absolutely gotta bring your A game...cause she will tell some people u are banging and she better say it was good sex...

and beth...shut it..let him bang her.....and you too rev....no need to be a pussy here....if it ends..you just make sure to give them the big ...HEYYYYYY how are yaaaa and keep walking everytime you see them....its real fake...but its nice...you just always pretend youre on the move

The Rev said...

And remember Iam... you are a man of the cloth now. And as a reverend, you need to act in these situations accordingly.

Of course, that means hit it!

The Rev said...

I never said don't bang her, Jay.

Just gotta weigh the risks involved and have a good exit strategy, right?

I wouldn't do it because I suck at that sort of thing. But I'm sure Iam has game.

Beth82678 said...

Damn tjw, re-read my comment. I didn't say don't "hit it", I just said know what to expect.

And don't you have a fiction writers class to be at?

anonymous said...

EP is with me.. i would be quite happy with just a little tango in the car in the parking garage after work. i def. aint going to anybody's house for this.. i'm thinking this is just a side project, as to not further any "attachment" issues.

Rev, ive usually been a wuss when tackling any "iffy" stuff, but im thinking of turning over a new leaf.

beth... good advice from the non-testosterone side.

El Padrino said...

yo iam, just remember that all women are pshycho's....you've seen flavor of love i am sure...

Beth82678 said...

Present company excluded, right ElP? :-)

anonymous said...

martin equating it to business like its a stock .. that shit is hilarious.

temwr said...

iam,

Use it for the doing it in an alley, or in a mall, or anywhere but either of your houses.

Also, if it is a big enough office when it ends it will be OK. She might be pissed, but she won't have the firepower to do anything about it. Especially if it is just the new girl...even if her mom works there. Unless of course her mom is the CEO or something. Anyway, worst case she might turn a few people into Iam haters, but you will conversely turn people into new chick haters.

El Padrino said...

right beth
*thumbs up*

Isiah Thomas said...

BRITNEY FILES FOR DIVORCE!

El Padrino said...

no one is home at ESPN
same fucking picture all day
i dont give two shits about that punter that got stabbed in the leg

Isiah Thomas said...

I've got Gene Wojo and Michael Smith on my espn front page EP.

Martin VanNostrand said...

As if the mom in office isn't bad enough, you have to remember the mom is also grandmama. Now you possibly stand the wrath of someone judging you against her kid and grandkids where you spend 40 hours a week. Just saying know this going in.

El Padrino said...

CHA-CHING!!!!!

who wins this one, um let's see..
he leeches on to her like a teddy bear, groveling money every day, strechtes her vagina out like play-doh, knocks her up twice for leverage, uses her connections to make a record, then divorce coming away with a sweet pre-nup deal.

FEDERLINE for PRESIDENT!

anonymous said...

i think shes cool enough to just let it be a few times here and there and let it go.. im not gonna go for the kill until im sure i can secure my end of the deal.

like signing a contract. im not signing unless my option clauses are in there.

at this point a beej' would be gold and i'd take that plus no other BS. keep it simple ya know.

temwr said...

Did Britney really file?

El Padrino said...

yeah zeke, i got that now, up until 15 mins or so they had that queer punter on the front all damn day

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