Wednesday, October 11, 2006

The Wednesday Sermon

First off, let's do the necessary business for the pool.

WHO'S IN
Los - Patriots
Cam - Panthers
Eric - Bears
ElP - Jaguars
Temwr87 - Colts
Thejaywhite - Patriots
Bryan2857 - Panthers

WHO'S OUT
Spaceman - Redskins

I hand it to Spaceman Spiff for definitely making it the gutsiest call of the week. It took big brass nuts to pick an NFC East team this past week. It especially took big ones to pick them on the road.

It killed him, yes. But at least he went down with big brass ones, didn't he?

Of course in the suicide pool, sometimes having big brass nuts doesn't help you.

This is the time of the season where in suicide pools, there are no more real bandwagon teams. The players that are left now get to make more strategical decisions rather than just riding a hot team. The decisions now are like this. If you haven't used a team like the Colts, do you use them now? Three of the players left have not used them yet.

Oh wait a minute... the Colts are on the bye. So are teams with decent records like New England and Jacksonville. There are less choices this coming week, but there are still some choices out there if you did not use the team already. And of course you can always pick whoever is playing the Raiders or Lions if you didn't use those opponents.

Let's get down to other business.

- Jayson Stark wrote a column on the WWL.com today about how messed up the Yankees are now. Highly recommend reading for the Yankee Hater.

But if you want to know how the Yankee "dynasty" has really changed? I'll tell you how.

It used to be that if a rumor came out that they Yankees manager was about to be fired, Steinbrenner actually followed through and fired him.

Well, what used to really happen is that there wouldn't even be time for a rumor to develop. He would just fire him before the papers had time to publish the rumor. Those were the good old days, eh?

Now, he doesn't even have the balls to fire his own manager anymore.

Steinbrenner has become an old softie, hasn't he?

- I would now like to officially say that my previous NFL preview was full of crap.

I am the first one to admit that I seriously underestimated the Bears. Granted, they have a soft schedule. But I never thought a 5-0 start for them was possible. The division is definitely theirs to lose. It's premature to put them in the Super Bowl. They have got to prove they can win in January. But they should at least get to celebrate with one of them Division Champions hats and t-shirts at the end of the season (as long as Banana Republic doesn't design them or something).

I also underestimated the Colts a bit. I knew they'd be good. But I thought they would lose a step and maybe fall out of the division lead. 5-0 means they really haven't. Jacksonville might be good enough to make one run at them. But that division is definitely the Colts' to lose.

However... if the Colts put out another showing like they did against Tennessee at home, a few losses might be coming their way.

And even Tony Dungy is saying his own defense has been soft. They got even softer with Corey Simon lost for the season.

There's a kink or two in the Colts' armour right now. This will be interesting to watch.

- Just so I got this straight... if you drive your car into a group of teenagers like Lawrence Phillips did last year, you face 20 years after being convicted of it.

I just like to know these things in case I ever feel the need to go apeshit and run down a bunch of teenagers with a car. I like to know what the penalties are ahead of time so I can make an informed decision.

I learned a lot of those types of lessons this past week. I now know that if you fire a gun in the air outside a strip club, you can get away with it as long as you get hit by a car and punched in the face while doing it. Handy info to keep in my brain for sure.

I also know that if you want to beat up your wife or girlfriend, make sure you do it in the city of Boston. Oh yeah, and make sure you're a #1 starting pitcher for a Major League Baseball team with an ERA under 4. It helps your cause.

For the record, I in no way endorse these behaviors nor do I practice them. No one should ever beat their woman, period. I believe that with all my heart.

Unless she's built like Earl Campbell and is coming at you with a knife. Then perhaps a straight arm to hold her off would be warranted so you can make your escape.

Though if you married a woman who looks like Earl Campbell, I think you have other issues.

The Rev has spoken on this holiest of hump days. Enjoy your humping.

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anonymous said...

you think it was backhand or forehand?

Spaceman Spiff said...

brunell smokes pole, but i hope he comes through this week

Isiah Thomas said...
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Isiah Thomas said...

Adam Morrison 2006-2007 ROY.

Isiah Thomas said...

Brunell would somehow manage to get hurt giving a bone smoke.

Isiah Thomas said...

Couple of teasers I've locked up:

Skins -4
Cowboys -7.5
Chargers -4.5
Broncos -9.5

Texans/Cowboys Over 30
NYG +16
NYG/ATL Over 30
Panthers +16

anonymous said...

Injury Report:

Mark Brunell, QB - Questionable, Dislocated Jaw.

Spaceman Spiff said...

gerald green 2006 dunk champ

anonymous said...

and to touch on something zeke posted on the last thread..

the "offensive college mascot" shit is overboard. this has got to stop. it's obnoxious now.. give it a rest.

El Padrino said...

broncos are the easiest pick of the week, hard not to take them

for the record
i told everyone the bears will be in the superbowl in my preview

i think i took a beatin' last week but im still over .500 and better than the sports ho and sports douche

El Padrino said...

i had no idea there were indians still alive who got offended.
what are they offended about?
dont they wear those headresses still? i dont get it.

Isiah Thomas said...

I don't get how feathers on top of a couple of letters could be deemed offensive.

Isiah Thomas said...

re: The Bears Schedule.

How does the NFL let this happen? You can't get around division games but come on. The rest of their schedule is obscenely easy. They can't come up with a better way to set schedules than have divisional rotations? Is it that hard? Do they need to set these things 5 years in advance like they do now?

Teams that finish 1st should play the harder schedules. Not the easiest like the Bears have.

Isiah Thomas said...

last week Indy seemed like an easy pick, especially if you teased them down and look how that turned out....

Yes I'm still bitter about that.

El Padrino said...

it's why they call it a tease

El Padrino said...

like some bitches are cock teases
sometimes you end up hittin it
sometimes you go home with blueballs

JFreak said...

Indy's D will get markedly better when Sanders returns after the bye. He's the best FS in the league. That will make a huge difference.

Isiah Thomas said...

"He's the best FS in the league."

Did Jfreak just pull a Shanoff here?

Isiah Thomas said...

WTF.

The Skins get both the G-Men and Indy on the road after their byes. WTF?

Meanwhile the Bears play what 2 teams all year with a winning record?

El Padrino said...

zeke you need a picture
pick one

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=isiah%20thomas&btnG=Google+Search&sa=N&tab=wi

the turtleneck pic does it for me

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Randy Moss to New England. You heard it here first. Or at least that's what should happen. Then I'll have something to root for other than Packer losses.

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Isiah Thomas said...

test

The Rev said...

Oh no...

I totally like the pic with Zeke at the podium after the 1989 NBA finals with the white finals hat perched on his head one size too big and a goofy smile on his face.

He looks like he's going to go out and catch some bigmouth bass after the game.

The Rev said...

http://espn.go.com/photo/2006/0504/nba_g_isiah_395.jpg

The Rev said...

Or even better...

http://tinyurl.com/h64s8

Isiah Thomas said...

test 2

Isiah Thomas said...

I like test 2 the best.

The Rev said...

Crapping pics are just wrong!

anonymous said...

wtf is that?

anonymous said...

http://graphics.fansonly.com/schools/
ind/graphics/hof/thomas.gif

Isiah Thomas said...

I took this action photo at the SD Zoo. This is the hind end of some cow-like animal. It was in the middle of its business when I snapped this pic.

It's my proudest moment as a photographer.

The Rev said...

Looks like a turd hanging out of a horses ass.

anonymous said...

wait, you HAVE to do this one..
this is the lady that accused zeke of sexual harassment..

http://blog.sportscolumn.com/images/
storyimages/brownesanders.jpg

The Rev said...

Damn, that woman is built like Earl Campbell.

The Rev said...

I still say the 1989 Finals pic is classic.

El Padrino said...

how fugly is she

anonymous said...

oh shit, i see it now.. haha, that is hilarious. a proud moment indeed.

anonymous said...

ah, the good times....

http://www.gazzetta.it/Foto%20Hermes/
2005/07/28/0IKCMINR--310x210.jpg

El Padrino said...

spaceman you should have one too

maybe the spaceman picture from the movie sunset park

a young terrence howard as a bone-smoking rebounding animal on a ny high school team, im sure you've seen the movie

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0117784/Ss/0117784/fcstil_0810-2.jpg.html?path=gallery&path_key=0117784

El Padrino said...

everyone should have a pic

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I think Zeke should use a pic of one of the many times the kissed Magic.

The Rev said...

Like this one

http://www.lsj.com/news/
magicjohnson/images/scan5.gif

The Rev said...

As proud as he should be of that picture, I think Zeke's picture actually should be of Zeke.

ebntx said...

why not this one?

http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2006/06/isiahpopcorn.jpg

anonymous said...

we need one of him getting a little too familiar with a female... and the search is on.

ebntx said...

rip bevo xviii

http://www.texassports.com/index.php?s=&url_channel_id=68&url_article_id=4948&url_subchannel_id=&change_well_id=2

The Rev said...

http://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/
messagetopic.asp?p=2554362

You have to see this!

Someone did some photoshopping and called this "Isiah Thomas' other decisions"

It's hilarious!

Isiah Thomas said...

"Bevo XIII, the winningest and longest-serving mascot in University of Texas history"


HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA. WTF.

You gotta love TX.

If it were me I'd carve that summbitch up and auction his meat off.

"Eat part of the winningest mascot in Texas his-tor-ee"

anonymous said...

they should have a massive cookout after the last game of the season. a true tribute.

ebntx said...

btw i think i killed him. i just added that picture to my profile on friday.

Isiah Thomas said...

EB - can you post a pic of Joe Paterno then?

THE CHAMP. said...

it smells like beer in our office right now. i don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

i haven't had any so i guess it's a bad thing

Isiah Thomas said...

I thought Carbon Monoxide was odorless.

Isiah Thomas said...

you gotta love Cardinals fans. There's an on-going uproar around here about season tix holders selling their tickets to Bears fans who are paying top dollar for next Monday's game.

Ebay has a shit load of auctions for them and people are paying ridiculous amounts. I can't wait to tune in on Monday and see the place over run by Bears fans.

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Spaceman Spiff said...

that would be usefule, show us the code

ToddPacker said...

Steve's a show off

Isiah Thomas said...

I've mastered bold. It makes me feel good about myself.

El Padrino said...

zeke pic

not good while eating a sandwich

ToddPacker said...

Bold would come in handy if you were trying to do a Stephen A Smith impersonation.

Isiah Thomas said...

Here's How to Do it

ToddPacker said...

It's not pretty if you're eating a burrito, either.

The Rev said...

I can do that...

Earl Campbell looking bitch

Spaceman Spiff said...

did it work

Spaceman Spiff said...

sweet

ToddPacker said...

Spiff

your link didn't work for me

The Rev said...

I think we need a community vote yay or nay on Zeke's pic.

But no matter what we vote, I think he's keeping it up there.

I vote nay just because I may occasionally enjoy a sandwich while reading this forum.

Isiah Thomas said...

vote all ya want, the pic stays, at least for now.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...
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Isiah Thomas said...

DOO DOO

ToddPacker said...

I think this new knowledge is going to take the LOV to a scary place.

The Rev said...

Earl Campbell looking bitch

The Rev said...

Yeah, an italic hyperlink...

BOO YEAH!

Isiah Thomas said...
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The Rev said...

Let's start posting italic hyperlinks on DB's blog. That will be fun, won't it?

Isiah Thomas said...

I can do it to biatch

Isiah Thomas said...

alright, I'm taking off my pocket protector and tape fixed glasses now.

Isiah Thomas said...

*too

El Padrino said...

ALBA

El Padrino said...

AWESOME!!!!!!!

El Padrino said...

the things i'd eat out of her ass......

Isiah Thomas said...

my one and only comment on DB. Those last few posts have been lame. And seeing them get 5 comments makes me laugh. And I'm pretty sure we drove the Crafty Vet into retirement.

That is all.

Isiah Thomas said...

good work EP.

Isiah Thomas said...

This is for EP.

Isiah Thomas said...

BITE

Isiah Thomas said...

I want to be on you

El Padrino said...

i hate cash warren
i love paparazzi

El Padrino said...

zeke your killin me bro
cant get up from the desk right now

ToddPacker said...

that's too much information El P

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Just had a breif chat with Andrew Bogut at Subway. He says his bum wheel hurts. Not so good.

Isiah Thomas said...

Further Proof, Dan Snyder, GOOAT

The Rev said...

List of things that ElP would eat out of Jessica Alba's ass (pure speculation on my part... tell me if I am right)

A NY hot dog from a cart vendor
A Bergen's Bagel
A piece of Junior's cheesecake
A slice of DiFara's pizza

El Padrino said...

REV:

yes
yes
yes

and
yes

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

brief

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Isiah Thomas said...

Meiz - hoops can't get here quick enough.

El Padrino said...

BOOOOOOO!!!!

Isiah Thomas said...

steve - this is a groundbreaking day at LOV.

El Padrino said...

and let's give a lov round of applause to Dane Cook who for not being that funny is scoring some serious "affiliation" with two hot JESSICA's

El Padrino said...

truly a milestone day

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Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I agree

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Isiah Thomas said...

in EP's defense, sometimes on CNN.com they'll have a link to a story about a celeb and the link takes you to one of those sites.

Isiah Thomas said...

who's the other broad?

El Padrino said...

it was a link from DLISTED
a celebrity type blog where sometimes i find nipple shots

Isiah Thomas said...

You Motor Boating Son of a Bitch

El Padrino said...

i live for nipple shots

i like to guess the colors or types and then when i click on the pic i know if im right or wrong

im pretty good at it too

Isiah Thomas said...

in that case EP let me recommend This

Isiah Thomas said...

salami nipples are the worst.

El Padrino said...

if anyone is a Borat fan
thank me later

10 Best Borat Vid's

Isiah Thomas said...

I mean areola and nipple when I say nipple btw.

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP,

celeb nip, etc

Spaceman Spiff said...

maybe in each hyperlink we can add nsfw then

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Isiah Thomas said...

good call steve and spiff.

El Padrino said...

cant access the celeb nip one spiff

dammit

Isiah Thomas said...

my companies web blocker blocks the good stuff anyway.

ToddPacker said...

this new hyperlink stuff is going to get my web privileges at work revoked or even worse fired

ToddPacker said...

NSFW sounds like a good idea

Spaceman Spiff said...

need to check it out at home then, whoever this dean guy is is usually on top of these celeb pics

El Padrino said...

NSFW it is then

El Padrino said...

yeah home
it's where porn lives

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The Rev said...

Breaking news on CNN.com of a small plane hitting a building in New York City just posted.

Anyone heard anything else? I'm trying to log onto 1010 WINS website to hear the broadcast but I think they're down.

The Rev said...

CNN.com...

A small aircraft has crashed into a high-rise residential building at 72nd Street and York in Manhattan, police said. Police are en route to the site, said to be at 525 E. 72nd Street. Flames and smoke could be seen pouring from the high rise apartment as fire engines raced to the scene.

El Padrino said...

im safe, it's ok

plane crash in nyc

The Rev said...

Glad you're OK, ElP.

Things like this, it's tough not to fear the worst anymore.

El Padrino said...

seems to be a helicopter

El Padrino said...

upper east side, the bel-air building on 72st and york ave

it's an apartment building

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El Padrino said...

funny over-reacting type deal but understandable i guess

stocks immediately decline after news....

El Padrino said...

Henne

El Padrino said...

here's the email i got from my company:

Dear Anthony

A small aircraft has crashed on York Avenue near East 72nd Street in
Manhattan. At this time there is no indication that it is terrorist
related. The crash has not affected any of our facilities or operations in
Midtown. As a result, we are not planning to implement any business
continuity plans. Employees who commute via the FDR Highway should check
traffic reports prior to leaving this afternoon.

Isiah Thomas said...

I'm not too proud of this, but I'd def. pull a Kostanza like getaway in an emergency.

anonymous said...

you bet your ass i would too.

old people... no reason for them to live.

women... hope youre strong enough to lift debris and bodies off yourself.

children... well, i hate kids, so no real loss there.

me in an emergency... running like Jackie Joyner Kersie (huge nails and all)

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anonymous said...

whoever threw that link out about the pendulum game... really addicting link

well, i just got 2025 before i effed up. i got too distracted trying to hit 2G's, and i screwed it up.

ToddPacker said...

El Pad

I just heard that it's raining up in NY, any talk of a postponed game tonight

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I hate that stupid ass pendulum game.

El Padrino said...

no word yet TP
seems like it's a go so far

anonymous said...
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anonymous said...

the pendulum is like halloween candy with razors.


but im still digging right in..

ToddPacker said...

I just realized that it's a 2-3-2 format for the LCS. What's wrong with 2-2-1-1-1.

Spaceman Spiff said...

dont matter, both series should be over by game 5 unless pujols is allowed to go nuts

Spaceman Spiff said...

just a note, glavine has a postseason record of 13-10 but 9 of those losses are in the LCS.

Los said...

What, no NASCAR talk?

Isiah Thomas said...

I just heard Cory Lidle died today in a plane crash? WTF.

El Padrino said...

thanks spiff
go home

El Padrino said...

laugh out loud

Isiah Thomas said...

Cory Lidle was the pilot of the plane that crashed!!!!!

WTF????

Spaceman Spiff said...

the plane was registered to Yankee pitcher Lidle? former Phillie, WTF!!!!

Isiah Thomas said...

He'd only been a pilot for 7 months. WTF.

Isiah Thomas said...

RIP Cory Lidle.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Wow. That's frickin weird.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

How does WWL not have this story up?

El Padrino said...

New York Yankees manager Joe Torre says the plane that crashed into a building in Manhattan is registered to team pitcher Cory Lidle.

wtf!!

The Rev said...

You're shitting me!

Spaceman Spiff said...

no bullshit, its on espn radio

Spaceman Spiff said...

on espn.com now

El Padrino said...

maybe arod lives there

ToddPacker said...

WWL has it in the breaking news section

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Scoop Jackson is the Race Card King. How on earth would you rather have Satchel Paige and Bob Clemente on your All-Time Team? There's no way they were better than the other guys on that team.

The Rev said...

WWL has it up now.

Cory Lidle confirmed dead.

Isiah Thomas said...

I always thought Lidle was Al Qada anyway.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

We had it up before ESPN!! Rejoice!!

The Rev said...

It's Thurman Munson all over again.

JFreak said...

I can't believe Lidle is dead. He was on my fantasy team for a good part of this season.

The report said that it was hazy, but how do you miss a building?

Shocking.

El Padrino said...

dead

he stunk anyway

ToddPacker said...

A little different, Thurman was a beloved Yankee, Lidle was just a hired gun. Not sure if he even started more than 20 games for them.

The Rev said...

I don't want to speak ill of the dead... but I don't think many of his former teammates really liked him.

The quote from Arthur Rhodes a few months ago...

"He is a scab. When he started, he would go 5 1/3 innings and (the bullpen) would have to win the game for him. The only thing Cory Lidle wants to do is fly around in his airplane and gamble. He doesn't have a work ethic. After every start, he didn't run or lift weights. He would sit in the clubhouse and eat ice cream"

So the possibility exists that he was doing something stupid with the plane being cocky, and it bit him in the ass.

From what I hear in some reports, it's not legal for small single engine aircraft to fly in NYC airspace, am I right?

JFreak said...

Jackson gets charged

About halfway down the page, you'll see the name Carl Brizzi, the Marion County Prosecutor. Elections are coming up very soon and it's a very close race. So I'm thinking that in no way is this a political move. Keep seeing his stupid ads every day. Leave me alone.

ToddPacker said...

El P,

You are a cold hearted son of a bitch...I love it.

El Padrino said...

thanks tp

The Rev said...

That's true, Todd. I don't think they will retire Cory Lidle's number.

But they were both flying their own plane when it crashed. That is eerily similar.

Spaceman Spiff said...

he shouldnt have been in that area. reasons he was could be the bad weather, he got lost, plus he hit the approx. 20th story of a 50 story building so he must have not been able to see shit. btw he killed 3 peeps in the buiding and hurt some others. also, unconfirmed reports that he was getting a handjob at the time

Isiah Thomas said...

sounds like he bought a piece of shit plane.

Isiah Thomas said...

so you're telling me Rachel Nichols was the co-pilot Spiff?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

ToddPacker said...

If he was getting a handjob, does that mean Jeter was on the plane also?

JFreak said...

The quality of plane doesn't have a bearing on whether you can see through fog or not.

Isiah Thomas said...

eye witnesses say they saw flames and smoke coming from the plane before it hit the building dippy.

Isiah Thomas said...

TP it would have been Jeter if he said *blow job

anonymous said...

told ya rachel nichols was EL DIABLO!

Isiah Thomas said...

Super 6-1 going down. Super 6-1 going down. Repeat, Super 6-1 going down.

anonymous said...

and thats what ya get for being on the yankees.

you continue sucking, or die.

Spaceman Spiff said...

RIP rachel nichols, last words were *spit* e-s-p-nnnnnnnnnn

El Padrino said...

going from teterboro to white plains ny

shouldnt have been flying that low
and they tell local air pilots to fly over the rivers in case something happens you crash in the river or glide onto it.

this is weird, also reports the gas had run out.

Shouldnt mess with Torre, Lidle spoke about his imeptitude in managing the team and know he's a chicken cutlet. Never mess with the italians, Torre probably cut the fuel line

Isiah Thomas said...

I'd say she's a swallower.

It'd be *gulp*, ESP..NNNNNNNNNN

Spaceman Spiff said...

negative on rachel, rejoice zeke. sources have confirmed that the handjob was coming from "the stranger" that mu'fucka was showing off up there.

Isiah Thomas said...

Lidle, acquired from the Philadelphia Phillies on July 30, told The New York Times last month that his four-seat Cirrus SR20 plane was safe.

"The whole plane has a parachute [that can be deployed in the event of emergency] on it," Lidle said. "Ninety-nine percent of pilots that go up never have engine failure, and the 1 percent that do usually land it. But if you're up in the air and something goes wrong, you pull that parachute, and the whole plane goes down slowly."

Isiah Thomas said...

LOL.

"I said I got one hand on ya" (from the Nutty Professor)

The Rev said...

Listening to Philly sports talk radio now and getting more details.

Apparently the reports from the tower are coming out. Some kind of fuel problem appraently. Either he ran out or started losing it.

And they are discussing an interview that Lidle gave to local media before he got traded from Philly to NY. It actually discussed his thing for flying. And he was complaining that there were clauses in players contracts about not flying. He complained that he was a pilot and basically said he would fly if he wants to.

Seems like a great idea now, don't it?

JFreak said...

He had a wife and a kid.

Sigh.

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Isiah Thomas said...

you have to be a stupid motherfucker to fly your own plane after only having your pilot's license for 7 months. Inviting death upon you. Kind of like swimming over a sting ray.

The Rev said...

Making handjob jokes about a plane crash in NY... wow!

If you thought the eating stuff out of Alba's ass was a new low, you ain't seen nothing yet.

The Rev said...

At the same time, I alwyas had a feeling Lidle was an arrogant cocky SOB who thought his shit didn't stink.

That attitude might have something to do with this.

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