Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Getting this out of the way early

Just figured I'd write this early so everyone would have it in the morning.

First of all, the suicide pool is now close to crunch time.

WHO'S IN
Temwr87 - Broncos
Eric - Patriots
Bryan - Patriots

WHO'S OUT
Cam - Jaguars
ElP - Eagles
Jaywhite - Jaguars

With three players left, it really gets interesting.

Now we have a shot at possibly having a winner this week if two guys get knocked out and one survives.

And, now the possibility exists that you could be saved for another week if all three of you lose. You would all carry over to the next week.

I'm looking forward to seeing how this shakes out.

A few thoughts...

- As I'm watching Game 3 of the Series, my fiancee catches a view of the TV, and Yadier Molina is up. She remarks to me, "That guy looks like a girl."

Gee, I never thought of that until now. I guess it has something to do with his facial features. I don't know.

All I know is that I can't look at Yadier Molina anymore without thinking about that comment.

Some guys just need to have a goatee at all times to erase all doubt.

- Charlie Weis is wondering why Notre Dame is slipping to 11th in the polls.

Well, for years we've always wondered why Notre Dame rose in the polls so many times when they shouldn't have. There is a slight bit of karma in South Bend after all.

But I think they will get their top 10 ranking back witht he cakewalk they have coming up.

ND's schedule coming up... all three service academies and North Carolina before finally going to USC.

The combined record of the next 4 opponents before USC... 12-15.

Well, to be honest, North Carolina's 1-6 record alone really drags that number down.

But it's still a cakewalk.

- Allen Iverson and Chris Webber... pumping gas?

WTF?

- And one last article to link.

There's an unnamed bullpen coach acting like Deep Throat did in the Watergate era, ratting out pitchers across the majors and talking about how widespread the cheating tactics are.

Check it out here.

It might explain why LaRussa was so silent.

That's all I got today. Enjoy your hump day. And... if Bill Simmons makes any jokes today about Yadier Molina looking like a girl, just remember you read it here first.

172 comments:

Isiah Thomas said...

I need to see another replay of Brandon Inge falling down on that potential double play.....he looks like he just falls for no reason.

Isiah Thomas said...

Chuck Weiss - shut your fucking mouth. You wanna know why your team fell? You were gifted a win and should have lost ANOTHER home game to an unranked team. You should have lost to a sorry MSU squad also. You and your team are overrated. But since the BCS caters to you, you will still get a BCS game. FUCK YOU CHUCK.

Isiah Thomas said...

btw...25 in golf is the new mark to beat...just wanted to pass that along.

Stiggy said...

I guess someone else here hates Notre Dame as much as me. Or is it just pure hate directed at Weiss?


And Molina really does look kind of girly. Weird. I just thought he looked very young.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Stiggs, I love the specs. As a fellow glass wearer and, one who dates a glass wearer, spectacles are always a good look. Totally livens up the dark hair. I hope that wasn't creepy. I'm just a big fan of glases. oh, yes, I'm drunk again.

Isiah Thomas said...

I'm an equal opportunity ND hater. I hate all things ND.

Stiggy said...

Not creepy at all, Meiz. Thanks for the compliment.

JFreak said...

Zeke, next time go back and read what was said.

Weis pointed out that ND was passed up by Tennessee, a team who, just like the Irish, barely pulled out a home win in the last seconds against an unranked team.

Tennessee is about at the same level as ND and produces the exact same type of victory. How does that make them worthy to leap frog ND?

I understand the hate and all, but at least go out and make some sense.

Hick-Hops said...

The difference between Tennessee and Notre Dame is that Tennessee beat the hell out of a team currently in the top 15 while ND has one quality win over Georgia Tech and two games gifted over. Not a top ten resume.

ToddPacker said...

"Tennessee is about at the same level as ND and produces the exact same type of victory. How does that make them worthy to leap frog ND?"

I disagree. Tenn beat Cal and UGA earlier in the season. Also the Vol's go ahead TD against Bama last week was with 3:30 left in the game, it wasn't a desperation type drive with time running out like the one ND needed to beat UCLA.

El Padrino said...

Unbelievable for Weiss to even say something like that.
For a team that cam awfully close to 3 losses (2 at home) he should be thanking his lucky stars he's where he is. Not to mention the 4.5mm they dangle for his bowl game bid. Of which I will load up on whoever is playing them because they will get routed, again.

ToddPacker said...

Zeke,

A 25 in mini-golf.
You're killing me.
I just might have to give up.

Los said...

Any time Notre Dame drops in the polls, it's a good thing.

The only "Academy" team that has a shot against Notre Dame is Navy, and after they got their asses handed to them by Rutgers, I'm not sure they'll even do much.

The Rev said...

But in the end, ND will wind up 10-2 and that's probably good enough for a top 10 ranking.

So Weiss will get his top 10 ranking in the end, and ND will get their major bowl berth. And we will have this conversation all over again next year. Because that's the way it is with ND.

Isiah Thomas said...

whether or not its a similar circumstance with Tenn or not jfreak, ND is still a badly overrated team that isn't very good. Weiss and Mrs. Brady Quinn, MD are overrated. Quinn will be a huge bust at the next level. Tony Mandarich proportion bust. He's the next Heath Shuler.

jugdish said...

True that on Brandon Inge...if Zumaya's throw had been on the money, would Inge had even been there to catch it, or did he fall down reacting to a throw that was so off the mark?

jugdish said...

Don't blame ND for that, blame college football for having a system that is so subjective.

The Rev said...

Another WTF...

Now teachers can't even give a kid a wedgie anymore."

BTW... when I was in high school, I saw a science teacher give a kid a wedgie in front of the whole class. We all thought it was funny, including the kid who got it. And that teacher was regarded as a cool teacher because he kidded around with us.

Nowadays, he'd get suspended.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Nothing says thank you to Philly fans like "Todd MacCulloch riding the subway throughout the city."

'Wow is that Todd MacCulloch? What's he doing on the subway? You know what, screw the past 5 years it's GREAT to be a 76ers fan! Now where is my G Love cassette?'

ebntx said...

the wedgie thing was stupid...no one can joke anymore. was the kid complaining?

Isiah Thomas said...

Inge looked like he was jumping with both feet at the bag, def a wtf moment.

anonymous said...

Inge tried to dive back towards the outfield because Z's throw was THAT off. horrid.

how bad can u play in the WS... im sure theyll come back tonight, so its not a big deal, but damn... let them beat you while youre at least playing competitively. dont just hand ballgames away.

verily i say.

temwr said...

I don't know what I'd do if the Big Z unloaded a wild 100 mph fastball from the mound to third. I'd probably fall down and look like an idiot trying to catch it.

The Rev said...

That was great, MV. Made me crack up.

I dig a little G Love.

temwr said...

and remember how yesterday I said someone was kicking themselves in my 29 board league because they had the Giants...and I was laughing at their misfortune because I have the Falcons...

Well it turns out I have the Giants. So 1) I am an idiot. 2) I am super pissed at Romo now.

Isiah Thomas said...

Rut Ro

El Padrino said...

is it normal to drink a 12pk on a tuesday night?

man i feel like shit

The Rev said...

When the question is even being asked "Will Francisco Liriano throw a pitch for the Twins in 2007?", that's a big "Rut Roh"!

temwr said...

The Twins should trade him to the Cubs. The Cubs seem to love pitchers who have loads of talent, but get injured every year.

Isiah Thomas said...

EP - whenever you think about not drinking a 12 pk on a Tuesday just remember, rehab is for quitters.

Isiah Thomas said...

as I was cruising through the Life section in USA Today this AM and checked out the recent celeb pictures......

1) Drew Barrymore is slowly becoming a man. She's going through the same process Kathleen Turner went through.

2) Borat is engaged to the Vince Vaughn's chick from the Wedding Crashers. Interesting.

El Padrino said...

thanks zeke

by the way i feel the need to tell all my lov brothers and sisters that i singed on for the NBA league pass, which completes my tri-fecta and pushes me on the verge of a divorce.

College Football All Access
NFL Sunday Ticket
NBA League Pass

I AM A MAN, DAMMIT.

my cable bill is like a mortgage

El Padrino said...

isla fisher is her name
i knew that for quite some time

nice rack, i like.

Isiah Thomas said...

EP - I feel you about the cable bill. I haven't ordered my league pass yet but can't wait for it. Nothing like having 8 games on a random Tuesday.

If you tack on boxing PPV's and UFC ppv's the bill gets worse.

Do you have the dish and cable - or can you get the Sunday Ticket on cable?

And my cable system doesn't have that "On Demand" shit either. WTF.

ToddPacker said...

EP

I get the same three packages plus the MLB. The nice part about it is I usually get to watch sports over crappy network TV with this little gem:

"Honey I figued if we pay all that money for these sports packages, we might as well watch them."

She caves in and watches the game or goes to another room to watch one of the many stupid shows the boring SG always talks about.

whocares said...

My wife works for a cable company so I get:

Free Cable
Free Internet
Free TiVo
Free Sports Packages
Free Movie Channels
Free Porn

I'm not sure what I did in life to deserve such a blessing...

ebntx said...

ok so stop rubbing it in already whocares.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Rev - G Love brings it. Can't believe he's been doing it for over 10 years now. Dang that makes me feel old. You gotta pick up Lemonade, the latest release, there's not a bad song on the joint.

El Padrino said...

Cable, regular and I have it all.

I dont like the Dish because of the "bad weather/where to put it" dilemma other people have told me about

Tp, when I say that she's just like well then cancel it. Then I fart real loud and she goes and watched Bridezilla in the other room.

ToddPacker said...

whocares

That's uncalled for. I'm throwing an "unsportsman like conduct" flag on bragging about free cable.

Although i did enjoy a few years of free direct tv with the whole "hot-card" deal, i'm not sure if people are still doing that.

Isiah Thomas said...

you can get Sunday Ticket on regular cable? WTF. I feel gypped again.

No Sunday Ticket, no On demand. W-T-F.

Sunday Ticket is a must out here since watching a Cards game is pure hell.

ToddPacker said...

EP

I agree, gas bombs are always a nice way to get a little me time

ToddPacker said...

good point zeke, the only reason I have DirectTV is for the sunday ticket. I didn't know cable companies were offering it as well

Spaceman Spiff said...

WTF:HS Football Coach

The Rev said...

High school football coaches in Texas are the highest level of assholes.

ebntx said...


>No win situation for the cowboys

El Padrino said...

and i have on demand
now all i need is free porn
then i wont have to leave home ever

whocares said...

Sorry for bragging, but sometimes I go home and dont even believe it's real. Ocassionally I just want to shout it from a mountaintop.

El Padrino said...

let me clarify that the NFL sunday ticket is Direct TV only

but I have a cable buddy who does things a little illegally and somehow someway i have it without getting the Direct TV

everything else i get thru cablevision, i pay for jimmy dolan back waxes.

El Padrino said...

contemplating the ESPN fullcourt for college b ball games

The Rev said...

Maybe I'm weird. But as much as I love sports, I can go without watching all of those games. Sometimes, I'm perfectly content following it through the highlights.

No, wait... I am weird.

ebntx said...

elp, have you had to sell a kidney yet?

El Padrino said...

no...he owed me from back in the day

Spaceman Spiff said...

free porn = torrent files nowadays, for you old folks

ebntx said...

good, because if those 12 pk a night become a habit you are going to need them.

Martin VanNostrand said...

EB are the mafority of HS football coaches in TX like the guy from the link or is this the rare case where life imitates Varsity Blues?

I like the quote "Your career at Willis High School is over." Who calls their 4 years of HS a career?

anonymous said...

overly intense jackass high school football coaches = failures at their "career" in life.

ebntx said...

mv, a lot of them are like that. it doesnt surprise me, but still wtf.

temwr said...

What is the craziest thing your HS coach ever did? and why?

discuss.


I figure if I am stuck with the name for a day I better throw some classic DS shit out there.

El Padrino said...

watch that mtv show
two-a-days

anonymous said...

shanoffs nba preview thing was a new loooooooow. he didnt even attempt.

if i wanted to know what those assmunches thought, i'd go to THEIR blogs. those lemmings just sit around and write enormous books about their opinions.. its just a total waste.

anonymous said...

and that made me remember DB's blog..

he had a post up for a week now.. it got 2 comments.

a vengeance, i say.

temwr said...

reverend hate is holding sermon now. t

oday's topic:, assmunch lemmings.

jugdish said...

Preach on brother Beavis!

temwr said...

and I am now trying to convince the fiancee to quit her job at the bank and try to get a job with either direct tv or the cable company.

Isiah Thomas said...

Father Hate - I had the same thought about DB's blog and made a brief comment yesterday.

It is a new low even for him. The really sad part is NO ONE called him on it. Everyone was giving their response. IDGAF about Jimmy From Shittsvilles take on who will be the NBA MVP.

IF I was a fan of Shanoff why would I tune in for that? WTF.

The Rev said...

Yeah, pretty lame by Shanoff.

Usually the deal is that you give your opinions first, then ask the lemmings to give theirs. It shouldn't go the other way around.

But that would imply that you have opinions to begin with.

Speaking of which, Meiz ought to be giving his NBA preview for us soon.

Isiah Thomas said...

re: two-a-days...

caught a few episodes....what's up with those guys haircuts. I'm not trying to go rev here but wtf?

The Rev said...

Hey, give KC/DB some credit.

He's up to three comments today.

The Rev said...

"I'm not trying to go rev here"

What did I do now?

anonymous said...

mtv:

that one D-back/safety that dates the head cheerleader...

im with ya zeke, WTF is up with that fro? are u trying out for blink 182 or something?

anonymous said...

and after games, the fat kid looks like an old WWF wrestler with that black stuff running down his face..

i cant think of who right now, but a buddy and i discussed it.

Isiah Thomas said...

commenting on men Rev

anonymous said...

zeke is saying that you like to dance.

Isiah Thomas said...

Mrs. Brady Quinn, MD. style.

The Rev said...

So what if I enjoy dancing with hot bridesmaids... sue me!

Y'all are just jealous at my ability to move.

anonymous said...

cue MV with a rap lyric about poppin' and lockin'..

ToddPacker said...

You know what's great about the DB post, the title is "quick hits".

Like he's posting all the time and this specific post is just something he's squeezing in

anonymous said...

TP... that IS funny.

something else that's funny, and im not linking cause im lazy..

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com

The Rev said...

That site is tremendous because it gives you two things all wrapped up in one package...

1. Pictures of hot women to enjoy
2. Pictures of tool guys to make fun of

It's the best of both worlds

El Padrino said...

love the douche site iam

oh and did anyone see the album cover for the new ice-t album
it's banned in stores because of its raunchness

i'll link the article after my chick w/broccli

El Padrino said...

and yeah zeke, the hair on those both those safeties is beyond retarded

El Padrino said...

goose, IAM

goose is that kids name
i've seen every episode

i love repete, and the fact that his dad's name is pete is so awesome

Martin VanNostrand said...

First I limp to the side like my leg was broken Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'

Martin VanNostrand said...

Meiz - You gotta do two NBA previews. First write one while you're tanked and the next morning or later that afternoon write one sobered up. Get your goose on.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Okay, sounds like a plan.

The Rev said...

Actually... the drunken one alone sounds good enough to me.

LOV... we give you previews from drunk guys. It could be our newest angle.

The Rev said...

People say "You look like MC Hammer on crack, Humpty!"

Martin VanNostrand said...

Remember Rev...you gotta push it to pop it, rock it to lock it, break it to make it

Isiah Thomas said...

"Back to Rogers: Does anyone else believe that he planted that brown stuff on his left hand to deflect attention away from the fact that he fits every possible profile of a steroids/greenies guy? I mean, let's say you just returned from a three-week safari in Africa and I told you, "Yo, there's this veteran pitcher in his early 40s with a storied track record for choking in big games, only now he's working on a 22-inning scoreless streak in October and punctuating each start by screaming after every out and stomping around like a crazy homeless guy trying to clear out a bus stop?" Wouldn't your first thought be, "What's he taking?" Instead, we're worried about some mud on his hand? Somebody make this guy pee in a cup, please."

Pretty sure I said this verbatim 2 days ago.

Hi Bill.

The Rev said...

Pop goes the weasel cause the weasel goes pop!

Isiah Thomas said...

*the part about giving the guy a drug test and not worrying about the pine tar

THE CHAMP. said...

ULTIMATE WARRIOR is the wrestlers name.

The Rev said...

Zeke two days ago...

"A story starting to garner some pub is the poo/dirt/pine tar on Kenny Rodgers hand in the first inning. I think the bigger story is why they don’t give the guy an immediate drug test. 1000% chance he’d fail it. He’s on something. First, he’s pitching like Cy Young. They kept flashing stats how Rodgers sucked in his previous post seasons, now he’s having one of the greatest post season runs in MLB history. And he’s jumping around, and ticking like he has terrets. But he’s clean? Riiiiiight"

Hi Bill

Isiah Thomas said...

That reminds me, we didn't get a breakout promo for a new Fox show this month (although "Justice" feels like it's about to break into an SNL sketch at any time), but after everything's said and done, we'll remember these playoffs for four haunting words: "This is our ... country." We couldn't get away from the song all month in the Chevy ads, and about 109 days after it had become completely intolerable -- seriously, what does Katrina footage have to do with me wanting to buy a Chevy? -- they made us wait over a minute before Game 2's pregame performance, which would have been the most horrifying moment of the playoffs if not for Bob Seger's teeth on HDTV. I made a joke in a previous column about how John Mellencamp was gunning to replace Seger as the sellout rock artist of his generation, but this has taken on a life of its own.

And Iam touched on this. Seriously, WTF. Can we at least get a * at the end of the comment and a small citation at the end of the article.

Martin VanNostrand said...

I actually have Breakin I and II and Wild Style in my video collection. Have yet to find Krush Groove and Beat Street. Still have the Breakin soundtrack on vinyl though. Let the ridicule begin.

El Padrino said...

by the way he also has a reality show teaching kids how to rap

and he and his stripper wife coco were on wendy williams show
she is beyond bangin
i forgot how hot she is
her ass is three times the size of New England

IceT Cover

temwr said...

Ultimate Warrior. Freaky, I have been trying to remember to look him up in wikipedia all week, just to see what it says about him and now he comes up in LOV.

temwr said...

I don't understand the new chevy spanish word commericals.

Roberto Duran drove a Chevy when he was 12 and training for boxing?

WTF??!!??

Isiah Thomas said...

I stopped reading SG's column when it got to "This appears in the XXX edition of ESPN the Mag", someone let me know if I missed something.

whocares said...

I actually live in the city where two-a-days was filmed.

They make it out to be this tiny little town with one stop sign. Not the case. Hoover is one of about five suburbs of Birmingham (and the largest), which has a little over a million people in it. Their high school has about 3000 people in it and they just expanded to a second high school about two years ago. Not your typical country high school.

And that hairdo is the SEC Frat Boy look. Long and shaggy. I have no idea why.

Isiah Thomas said...

EP, I was flipping around last night and found "Hip Hop Wives" on E, she was on there.

Her ass is out of control, in a good way.

The Rev said...

SG's article was better in the part he wrote before the "This article appears in the Nov 8th edition..."

It's like the appearance of that line immediately mandates that lameness follows it.

He ought to write those 5 paragraph intros each time he does that kind of article. It's more interesting that way. Then we can stop reading as soon as the italics hit.

El Padrino said...

whocares: are you rocking that do' too?

ToddPacker said...

"And that hairdo is the SEC Frat Boy look. Long and shaggy. I have no idea why"

I'm not sure when or how this began, years ago I thought it was just a Georgia thing, but it won't go away. Kids in my son's 2nd grade class are now sporting the shaggy hair thing...I hope it goes away soon

El Padrino said...

and good info whocares
great reporting from the scene
solid.

ToddPacker said...

I'm not going to read the SG article but let me guess:

-crybaby boston references
-lame knicknames for his friends
-stolen material from the LOV
-references to chick shows

did I leave anything out bill?

Spaceman Spiff said...

i just read the simmons and he ripped zeke off, i agree.

temwr said...

I am 223% satified with the Ultimate Warrior Wikipedia entry. It is solid gold.

Here is an excerpt about his failed comic book:

"The plot of the comic is hard to decipher, as it contains no dialogue, monologue, or text boxes. Inexplicably, Warrior attacks the North Pole, usurps Santa Claus' authority over the elves, and in the final frame, which gained the comic its enduring popularity, a sweaty Warrior forces Santa into bondage gear and poses beside him."

jugdish said...

Hey look, BS wrote about the World Series and cheating/steroids in baseball...what are the odds? I mean really, its just the World Series; and its not like steroids has been been the biggest story in baseball over the past 2 years, and everytime a player does better than they had steroids isn't mentioned in some way, shape, or form. You're a pioneer!

El Padrino said...

what's a "Dingo Warrior"

your right doucheshanoff
this is "Skylar"

anonymous said...

i feel used.

bill, how about sending us a pro-rated amount for our entries? pay us a small token for the words you steal..

whocares said...

ElPad,

Not anymore, but I used to rock it preeeety strong back in my frat boy days. But the dude on two-a-days takes it to the extreme.

I had to go corporate and cut it off...

whocares said...

TP,

That's because the kids in your sons second grade class have parents who were sporting that look about 10 years ago...

temwr said...

I gotta agree with jug a bit here. Writing about roids and Rogers is not a shock. I bet at least 500 people wrote about it in the last 2 weeks. I'm not convinced its a rip off, but it is certainly more mounting evidence.

Now, if he had pulled the Milina looks like a girl thing out, then I might be shocked. Or the Kenny Rogers Halloween costume.

El Padrino said...

Mattigan Twain
WTF?

El Padrino said...

Iron Shiek says Warrior (it's his legal name) was a homo

El Padrino said...

no wonder Triple H says he was unprofessional, probably fondled the guys bags while doing the Gorilla Press

anonymous said...

lets get back to this spanish Silverado truck commercial.

subate or something.. faaaaaaaack off with that crap. the local radio guys were going off about that today.. funny, but sad.

temwr said...

I definitely don't understand the spanish silverado at all.

My dad loves chevy. Has loved Chevy for at least 40 years, hates Fords. He saw that add, now he likes Fords.

40 YEARS OF HATE FOR FORD ERASED BY ONE CHEVY COMMERCIAL!!!!

anonymous said...

ok, chevy has shot itself in the face and ruined its brand within like 2 weeks.

first with the bullshit Mellencamp one, then with the spanish silverado.

go.
die.

anonymous said...

calling yourself "america's company/brand/whatever" at this point is like a kid making up his own nickname.

that shit just dont fly.

THE CHAMP. said...

about a year or 2 ago there was all this talk that the american car brands were going to "reinvent" themselves and get back to designing cool cars.


looks like they keep puting out the same shit. Ford even went back to an old mustang style. how is that reinvention??? Everyone of chevy's trucks looks the same Tahoe, Silverado, Avalanche, etc all the same front end.

jugdish said...

Its just like movies...they don't have anymore good ideas so they are remaking TV shows from the last 30 years.

anonymous said...

the new mustangs were pretty sweet.. but thats just cause everybody always likes retro.

so we're waiting to rehash more with the Camaro, and that dodge one too..

theyre all going back to the old style vehicles for the mid-life crisis group.

thanks for excelling at bringing absolutely NOTHING to the table. the american public thanks you.

THE CHAMP. said...

why don't we have cars that drive themselves?

Have you seen the new lexus? it parks itself. seems like this should have been done 10 years ago.

I want to ride in a car someday that looks like my living room. TV, kitchen, etc.

anonymous said...

i want a Hoverboard.

fuckin michael j fox.

jugdish said...

I'd like a car that drives itself, at least from the bar to the house. The only problem then would be finding the car. Imagine getting in someone else's car that drives itself by mistake...

whocares said...

I wouldnt trust anything that some human isnt in control of. What if your car gets a mind of its own and instead of parking itself, just rams itself into a telephone pole? Granted, I could do the same after 12 beers, but still...

jugdish said...

Would you still get charged with a DUI if your car rammed itself into a pole?

temwr said...

If you were getting pulled over could you just tell your car to outrun the cops?

Would older cars have a tendency to drive into curbside marketplaces and run people over?

ebntx said...

i like the whole car driving itself thing. you could get some from your date before making it her place and then just drop her off and go home. works for me.

jugdish said...

There are some good benefits to it, always having a ride home from the bar, senior citizens being able to program their car to go the speed limit.

Spaceman Spiff said...

senior citizens cant program a TiVO let alone a car

jugdish said...

True story...the city of Chicago actually called my grandmother and told her she had to get rid of her rotary phone because the local phone companies were getting rid of the technology.

The Rev said...

Wow!

They're cracking down on the rotary phones now.

Next thing you know, they'll force her to pick a wireless carrier.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Chevy started making a Spanish Silverado in the 60's. It's called an El Camino.

temwr said...

Now I want to buy a rotary phone just to fuck with the phone companies.

Isiah Thomas said...

when did grammy get rid of the string and cup telephone?

jugdish said...

This copter game is pissing me off.

Isiah Thomas said...

I got up to around a 1000, realized I wasn't anywhere close to beating Beth and promptly gave up.

anonymous said...

ive found that quitting is always the best option.

jugdish said...

I can get to about 2000, but not often. Beth has poop on her hand.

Spaceman Spiff said...

if anyone can get a screen capture of their pacman score, they will have the high

temwr said...

I have a 28,820 pac man captured, but see no reason in sending it in because really you shouldn't bother until you hit 50K.

Spaceman Spiff said...

if you dont send it in, i will send in my score of 20, i suck at pacman

temwr said...

20 would be a funnier score to look at as the top score.

temwr said...

And in 10 minutes I am declaring my 1 day of doucheshanoffness over.

Not that anyone cares.

Spaceman Spiff said...

Peter King Is An Idiot Article

anonymous said...

douching shanoff, i support your change back to original form. good show of balldip'ness to yourself.

also, your sins are absolved for 2 weeks.

whocares said...

24 in golf will be mine if I dont get fired first. Just takes time to string together 18 solid holes. Hopefully my boss will understand.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Larry Krystowiak is currently in my UPS Store.

Isiah Thomas said...

that article about SP was spot on. Couldn't have said it better myself.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Meiz - get him to endorse your NBA preview.

The Rev said...

Larry Krystkowiak?

Dude, get me an autograph.

ToddPacker said...

Skunk Patch took a beating in that article.

Nice job Czaban.

Spaceman Spiff said...

retire right now portis! youre a hall of famer!

Spaceman Spiff said...

peter king is an idiot could be a weekly column, you could make a career off it, unlimited material

anonymous said...


This story is Tha Shit.

jugdish said...

Gonna buy stock in Tesco now!

ToddPacker said...

I wonder if Tesco also has pre-school "My-first-crack-pipe"

whocares said...

It's amusing to read the British comments.

"Next she'll want a tattoo just like mum's."

Mums. That's funny.

Isiah Thomas said...

whocares, 24 will only tie the record as I just shot it. Had an amazing 11 on the back 9. I still left at least 2, maybe 3 strokes out there.

anonymous said...

this is why i need to have a daughter one day. so i can screw her up with toys like these and turn her into a complete whore.

then my life will be complete.

Isiah Thomas said...

What parent would take away the basketball from LBJ or DWade at an early age, or take Reggie Bush's football away?

Why take this toy away then? You never know when it will pay off.

temwr said...

That guy hates the SP.

temwr said...

For years one of my friends has given any kid who just turned 2 a stripper pole for their birthday. Well I guess I mean kids that he knows the parents of. He doesn't just go around asking 2 yr olds if it is their birthday and if it is gives them a stripper pole. Although that would be amusing.

That company ripped him off.

Spaceman Spiff said...

There he is right there!nab him!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Drunk NBA Preview is being drafted up tonight.

Spaceman Spiff said...

cant wait for the NBA, gonna put it out there right now, I am a Laker fan, gonna be there opening night when we get routed by the Suns, again. i'll enjoy the nicely priced concessions tho.

JFreak said...

spiff is my hero.

Isiah Thomas said...

Watch out for the new ball affecting the Suns. They didn't shoot 3's well this preseason. If they're not falling it the offense doesn't work.

I hope Bell and Kobe pick up where they left off in the playoffs when Bell took Kobe's manhood.

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