Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Suicide pool results for week 3... and the news of the day

In the immortal words of Kramer, I slam my hand on the counter and exclaim, "I'M OUT!"

WHO'S IN
Cam - Eagles
Eric - Dolphins
Iam - Eagles
Temwr87 - Ravens
ElP - Ravens
Bryan - Ravens
Spaceman - Eagles
Los - Colts
Ebntx - Saints
Jaywhite - Panthers

WHO'S OUT
The Rev - Patriots
Martin - Giants
Keith - Bills

Someone will win The Rev's Stuff... and I am now powerless to defend it!

GUTSIEST CALL OF THE WEEK
This was a tough call. We had a lot of players who went out on limbs this week. Whenever you have two players taking 0-2 teams in a week, you have two very gutsy calls.

With all due respect to Thejaywhite who waited until the end for his pick and made it a point not to copy anyone (which I do respect), you could say that he took a Carolina team that was at least due for a win. Hell, it was like the football gods made sure Carolina won that game at the end just because they were due. So while it was a gutsy call, I think one was gutsier.

I give it to Eric who took the Dolphins, even though they had a bad opponent at home. I don't think you can ever expect the Dolphins to win any game, especially now with Daunte Culpepper looking so beatable. Even at home, it took the Dolphins until 3:39 left in the game to take the lead for good over the Titans. Anyone who takes Miami is a gutsy man. Right, Zeke?

KILLER OF THE WEEK
This was SOOOOO close to being the Ravens. I'm guessing more than three people across all of America sweated that one out in their pools. Temwr87, ElP, and Bryan probably had more than one gasp of disbelief at that score.

This week, three different teams killed three different players. Of those three teams, I pick the one that I think more of America went with in their pools. I don't know if many people went with the Giants on the road in Seattle, and I don't think many people feel safe picking Buffalo anytime (which makes both of them gutsy calls as well). But I'm sure many people across this great land felt confident in the Patriots ability to defend home turf and get some revenge on a struggling Broncos team.

The Patriots killed me in Super Bowl XXXIX, and they killed me this week. And to think, I actually used to watch their games in Boston and root for them on a regular basis. This is how they thank me?

It's almost enough to make me give up my Adam Vinatieri throwback jersey.

BANDWAGON OF THE WEEK
Three players took the Eagles, three players took the Ravens.

But last week, so many took the Ravens that it carried over into this week, and the Ravens bandwagon is stronger.

Pretty soon, no one will be able to take the Ravens.

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Alright, now that is out of the way.

And to think, I was going to spend at least a paragraph bitching about how the umpires blew a call last night against the Phillies that cost them a 3 run home run and the game.

Then I wake up this morning, and a call is already on my voicemail from my boy Matty in Boston saying, "Gee, this whole TO mess is something, eh? I guess he didn't want to play the Eagles after all."

I hadn't heard yet, so I make my way to the office and get on the net to see what's up. I didn't have to go any farther than my Yahoo home page. "Cowboys' Terrell Owens reportedly attempts suicide"

Now one thing I will try to do is be as to the point as possible. I know we will all be innundated with the news today and for the next couple of weeks at minimum. So going on a long diatribe here will only add to that. But I think the news must be acknowledged on the blog.

And one thing I will not do is minimize the effects of depression or treat suicide lightly. Let's just say those topics hit a little close to home for me. Though I'm sure many will make jokes about this news. I have no problem with that. If anything, TO deserves the treatment he gets from the public because his past actions have justified harsh treatment in some way.

I feel bad for people who are in desperate situations and feel there is no way out. But I'm having trouble feeling bad for TO because of the way he has acted in the past.

I was asked by Matt if I was really surprised. Matt has been anti-TO for years, and isn't surprised by anything he does anymore. Honestly, I am very shocked.

Has TO been an attention whore in the past? Of course. Could this be his biggest cry for attention yet? Of course it could be. Has he shown me signs of depression? Well, his constant acting out can be a sign.

But actually going to this level and doing this... nope, never saw that coming. Not in a million years.

Now, the publicist of TO has a different story than the police. Get ready for the posturing in the media and the denials. But once you have a police report saying you did, that's a hard thing to ignore. There's smoke, and there has to be fire.

Los said something in the comments that maybe he finally realized Drew Bledsoe is his quarterback. Definitely said in jest. However, it brings up a good point.

At least in the first two games, TO has not looked good. In fact, he has looked very ordinary. And one thing I have noticed in those two games, both of which I watched from beginning to end, is that Drew Bledsoe looked infinitely more comfortable throwing to Terry Glenn. Every deep ball Bledsoe was throwing seemed to be intended for Glenn. He was getting the home run balls, not TO.

You know, even in the worst of times between Donovan McNabb and TO, McNabb still went to TO for the big throw. In fact, I remember his last TD in an Eagles uniform was a 70 yard TD that TO got most of it on the ground. But Donovan still called his number for a big play.

Why do I bring this up? Well, I have a theory. Tell me if you agree.

I think TO knows something is wrong this year. He knows he doesn't have the rapport with Bledsoe. He knows this could be lining up to be a really bad year if he does not get that rapport. And he may have realized that he had better rapport with a QB he alienated last year.

If there's one thing TO can't handle, it is having a bad year that is not in his control. And based on the first two games, it looked bad. Throw in an injury, and that loses time for him to get that rapport he sorely needs with Bledsoe. Now he may have to sit on the sidelines to watch Terry Glenn get more deep throws for a week That has to kill him inside.

And throw in the most overhyped and most talked about game of his career looming two weeks away where he has a chance to look like a fool in it now, and that makes for a desperate man, doesn't it?

In TO's egocentric world, now it makes sense. He got really desperate this year, and only saw one way out.

It is flawed logic, yes. But it could be logic in his mind.

His own performance on the football field is the most important thing in the world to him. Take that away from him, and what do you have?

Like I said, it's just a theory. Honestly, I haven't ruled out the possibility that his publicist and him cooked up something to get a big story out there. Tell me you haven't ruled that out either.

One thing I know for sure... if the hype machine wasn't on full blast for October 8th before, it is on "ludicrous speed" now, even if TO does not play.

Continue to discuss.

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El Padrino said...

my take on suicide has always been if you really want to kill youself you would, all ohter attempts are considered a desperate plea for attention

and that you go to hell

The Rev said...

And the best thing for me is...

one week ago, I traded away TO in my money league.

Best move in my history of Fantasy football playing.

Spaceman Spiff said...

philly fans are gonna have fun with him

Spaceman Spiff said...

simmons has a chat and a mini mailbag up

temwr said...

Simmons chat must be packed, I keep getting 504 errors or something like that.

Now the TO reports on Cold Pizza are that maybe he didn't try to commit suicide, it might have been that his pain meds mixed with his athletic supplements.

Los said...

All kinds of spins will be coming out of this. This is probably the last thing the Cowboys need.

Isiah Thomas said...

TO will still have a big year.

Spaceman Spiff said...

i think jfreak got on the chat under "the freaks"

The Rev said...

I don't think so... The Freaks listed DC as their home. Jfreak is an Indy guy.

The Rev said...

"TO will still have a big year."

Are we to safely assume the Cowboys will allow him back on the field after this?

If it's true, I don't know how they can.

Spaceman Spiff said...

hes gonna deny it to no end, they wont stop him from playing

ebntx said...

Isiah Thomas said...
TO will still have a big year.

i didn't know pysch wards had football teams.

JFreak said...

This whole thing is just weird.

And no, I wasn't on Simmons chat. I was asleep.

temwr said...

Another thing TMQ pisses me off with is this whole "the average NFL play yields about 5yds" crap.

Well if this statistic actually played out onto the field then there would hardly ever be any 4th downs. Heck there would hardly be any 3rd downs.

He needs to figure out what the median play is. He should know this, he is supposedly educated...Methinks TMQ might be an idiot when it comes to math.

I still want to punch TMQ in the face.

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temwr said...

I am just saying that the way he is using the statistic does not play out on the field.

He is using average to mean "most likely outcome." But it doesn't mean that at all. I do not doubt that the average play is around 5yds, but that statistic is not something you use to decide whether or not to go for it on 4th down.

The Rev said...

I think Simmons chat crashed the server.

Isiah Thomas said...

You really think TO won't play the rest of the year?

I stand by my claim.

Maybe because I'm removed from teams he's played on and cities he's played in, I'm jaded to his antics.

Just line-up and catch those TD's To.

JFreak said...

I don't know...but I'm gonna go with Don Shula on the punting thing. If he says that'll be the next coaching innovation, I'll listen. Don Shula's pretty good, ya know?

Isiah Thomas said...

if the report was TO was trying to kill himself by swallowing $100 bills I'd believe it, but pills? Smells like a PR stunt to me.

Isiah Thomas said...

I'm not having any problems with the Simmons chat.

Spaceman Spiff said...

michael irvin said he talked to TO and he says it was just pain meds mixed with supplements that made him sick, and his publicist called 911

Isiah Thomas said...

you don't think some cop or EMT would love to put out "TO tried to committ suicide" to get some pub?

TO will line up vs Philly.

Spaceman Spiff said...

chat is fine, just keep refreshing

temwr said...

Don Shula also coaches a high school team loaded with professional players that needs to use a trick play to beat their crosstown rivals.

Of course Vick is his QB, which is why LT throws the most important pass of the game.

temwr said...

I am having all sorts of problems with Simmons chat. Every other refresh leads to a 503 error.

The Rev said...

I don't know if he will or not. That is part of what makes this story so surreal.

It's going to blow up even more. I have a feeling.

Isiah Thomas said...

a friend at work sent me an email with pac-man, tetris, mini-golf, sonic and some sort of tennis game. The games all run out of excel and work perfectly.

Let me know if anyone is interested and I can email it to you. Its a great time waster.

Isiah Thomas said...

Rev you're getting sucked into the hype.

It will probably keep him out of this Sunday's game making the buildup for his Philly return that much greater.

Its all a ploy Rev.

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JFreak said...

Steve, police aren't reporting that, his publisist is. The police say they have nothing to do with it, and won't comment.

And TO's news conference is at 3:15 EST, Dallas' is at 2:30 EST.

Isiah Thomas said...

maybe TO thought they said "Were you trying to hurt Jeff Garcia" and he answered yes.

El Padrino said...

email it to me now!

anthony.lafaman@db.com

and i submitted three questions, let's see if any get picked up

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Spaceman Spiff said...

spacemaniacspiff@yahoo.com

need games, must have games

temwr said...
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temwr said...

temwr87@yahoo.com

for the excel games.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I want it too!! mrmeiz@aol.com

Isiah Thomas said...

alright I just sent it, hopefully it'll work. It has brought me hours of enjoyment in just a short time.

My best in golf is 30.

The Rev said...

Michael Irvin is no better than TO's publicist. And in this case, you can't trust what a publicist says.

And I don't see how a cop would gain PR by saying TO tried to off himself. That doesn't compute. You would think they would make up a juicier claim than that.

THE CHAMP. said...

bryan2857@gmail.com

I also just spent the last hour copying, pasting and sending "sonsofkc.blogspot.com" to simmons. I must have sent it 1000 times.

god i'm bored. send me those games!

The Rev said...

I'll take those games too...

mybigfatf_kinhead@yahoo.com

Spaceman Spiff said...

some guy on the sg chat told him he sounded like eric karabell on the colbert report, hilarious, so true.

Isiah Thomas said...

SG ripped into Shanhoff pretty good.

JFreak said...

I'm trying to get Simmons to comment on db.

So far unsuccessful.

The Rev said...

Just saw Parcells on the news conference. He walked out of it in a huff saying he didn't know what the hell was going on and wouldn't comment on it until he did. But he claimed TO looked fine to him this week.

I'm telling you, something is very wrong.

Isiah Thomas said...

Rev/Bryan - sent.

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Isiah Thomas said...

75 in tennis! I play that one the least though. Golf is my game.

The Rev said...

Quote from Simmons about shanoff...

"Although I wish you had worked as hard on the Quickie as you do on the blog."

BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!!

JFreak said...

Okay, so apparently attempted suicide isn't a crime in Texas? How is this possible?

Isiah Thomas said...

change your name and location to some boston sounding name and the location some boston suburb, it'll increase the chances of your comment going up.

If he's up to date on Shanoffs blog you know he knows what went down on DB's....

El Padrino said...

zeke games were great

simmons said : "Who's Shanoff?"

JFreak said...

Hey Rev, what did you get for TO in that trade?

anonymous said...

the only reason to follow this story is in hopes that i finally see a scroll on the screen that says "TO confirmed dead".

fo reelz.

right now im thoroughly disappointed.

El Padrino said...

party boy is gay
he drank horse semen

The Rev said...

The TO trade was this...

I gave up TO, Deuce McAllister and Ben Watson

I got back Jamal Lewis, Jeremy Shockey, Deion Branch, and Koren Robinson

The Rev said...

I'm digging the golf game.

ebntx said...
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Isiah Thomas said...

30 in golf Rev. What's everyone else got?

Isiah Thomas said...

eb - sent

JFreak said...

I think I'm gonna give up on the simmons chat.

ebntx said...

tks zeke

JFreak said...

And right as I say that, my question get on.

I am amazing.

JFreak said...

Josh (Indy): What happened to your old intern, Kevin Cott?

Bill Simmons: (3:25 PM ET ) He graduated from law school and just took the bar... I am trying to get him to start his own sports blog. I have this great idea for him - instead of writing columns and testing the limits of his talents, he can just sit back and post snarky comments all day about other people's columns. I think this could work.


Not all I hoped for. Kind of wish he would have ragged on him.

whocares said...

Josh (Indy): What happened to your old intern, Kevin Cott?



Is that you jfreak?

temwr said...

This Simmons chat is amazingly long, but he never answers any questions I care about. Maybe I really don't like Simmons.

JFreak said...

Booooo...simmons pimped his blog site.

whocares said...

I think TSG was taking a shot at this blog. Sort of counts as a shoutout right?

temwr said...

I'm not sure if he was taking a shot at this one or not.

If he is then I will punch him when I see him too.

The Rev said...

47 in golf. But that was my first time.

The Rev said...

The tennis is lame. I expected a real game.

The Rev said...

Josh (Indy): What happened to your old intern, Kevin Cott?

Bill Simmons: (3:25 PM ET ) He graduated from law school and just took the bar... I am trying to get him to start his own sports blog. I have this great idea for him - instead of writing columns and testing the limits of his talents, he can just sit back and post snarky comments all day about other people's columns. I think this could work.

Bill Simmons: (3:26 PM ET ) Just kidding, he has his own blog already. Check it out: http://kevincott.blogspot.com/

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I haven't gotten the games. :(
mrmeiz@aol.com

JFreak said...

Now that I think about it, that comment probably is towards us.

temwr said...

If Simmons was commenting on this one, then that means we make snarky comments. Snarky sounds cool.

Also it means he must read this, which is good, he might learn something. And he should use El Pad's bets instead of his own. Or use his wife's.

The Rev said...

If it is directed toward us, I'm actually honored.

temwr said...

When Simmons wrote that "I think it could work"

I wrote in "It clearly does, check out" then I put the sons of kc blog link thing in.

The Rev said...

It could also have been a mild shot at KC for not writing many columns at all.

whocares said...

I am willing to bet that it was DEFINITELY directed at this blog...

anonymous said...

TO is on live now and i am still hoping he busts out a plastic bag over his head..

there is still hope.

The Rev said...

Now I know that was Jfreak who got in. Very good!

temwr said...

Why would he link to a blog that hasn't been updated in a month or two?

Sounds like it is time to put a sonsofkc link over on the DB site.

About 10,000 people are going to check it out and quickly find out that the site is dead. Might as well get the free pub for this site.

JFreak said...

already did it temwr.

figure if people go there, they could visit here.

temwr said...

And now I see Jfreak already did just that.

El Padrino said...

TSG should read this blog and so should quickie and DB
it's a must read

JFreak said...

"Terrell has 25 million reasons to stay alive. Thank you."

lol...stupid publicist.

The Rev said...

Quote from TO's publicist...

"Terrell has 25 million reasons to stay alive!"

Gee, I guess he's not about the money.

temwr said...

I wrote in and thanked Simmons for the free pub. He is directing 10,000 people to a site that will have no new content, except for the blog link here.

I don't know if he wanted to or not, but he indirectly just pimped the hell out of this space.

temwr said...

25 million is how many Cowboys fans there are. That's what she meant...yeah, that's what she meant.

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ebntx said...

los someone just stole your comment

anonymous said...

Simmons: i think he was taking a shot at the postings on DB's blog. we actually post daily over here.. the snarky comments are here, but it is just in addition to the stories.

so.. we may be snarky and take shots at people, but at least WE post something.

The Rev said...

I give everyone permission to go to KC's blog today and pimp the hell out of us.

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The Rev said...

Now I'm wondering...

over/under on how long it takes KC to delete our links?

The Rev said...

Screw it I say...

if he's going to get 2500 people over there, I want at least a few of them to see our link and check us out too.

JFreak said...

Damnit, I wanted this to get posted: On behalf of the people that make the snarky comments on Kevin Cott's blog, we would like to thank you for mentioning us. (Oh, and tell him good job updating once every month. Good way to keep readers.)

temwr said...

I love how Rev monitors the competition.

The Rev said...

I didn't even think to check KC's blog hits. The other Steve did that. Credit him for the monitoring.

Spaceman Spiff said...

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Rob (New Orleans): T.O. took too many pills because he just realized Drew Bledsoe is his quarterback.

is this Los, or did someone steal his joke

JFreak said...

Okay, so I'm officially in Meiz's head. He's rejected a Deion Branch for Marques Colston trade twice.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

How do you check hits? And still don't have the games. :(

JFreak said...

lol...our links got deleted.

The Rev said...

It wouldn't be Los. Los is a fellow Philly man.

Los' joke was stolen.

temwr said...

The links are already deleted?

Hmm, post more.

ebntx said...

that deserves a ball dip from iam

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Hasselbeck spreads it too much. Especially with the new 4 wide thing.

temwr said...

You are on the email list meiz, not sure why you never got it.

Maybe AOL blocked it?

The Rev said...

Oh that's hilarious!

Someone probably called KC on his cell and tipped him off that Simmons mentioned him, then he decided to visit his own blog for the first time in over a month.

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Dikembe Meiztombo said...

got it now. thanks!

The Rev said...

Jfreak tried again, and his link got deleted in 3 seconds.

temwr said...

We will see how long mine lasts.

The Rev said...

It's up there, Temwr...

temwr said...

Hey it's lasting longer than I thought.

And before anyone says it:

That's what she said.

Los said...

Damn - I can't believe somebody stole my joke so quickly! Do you have any readers from New Orleans? Nobody can be as creative as me, dammit!

anonymous said...

TO.. how can anybody be sympathetic to this guy? people in that chat and on shanoffs blog are such douche bags..

i'll save a ball dip for all of them.

one comment was "it's too early for suicide jokes". screw you, it's never too early.. this guy is a joke all around, and this is just more and more bullshit to keep his ass in the media.

please just die so we can end the speculation and coverage of your every move. please!

The Rev said...

The whole Simmons chatting while TO is having his press conference and keeping up with this page has made me really late for lunch.

mound of venus said...

i am trying to understand cott's thinking. i mean really, none of us mention him; ever. maybe the first few days and now today. he obviously has never come over here and actually seen what it is that we do here. because if he has why would he delete our link? repeatedly. and within a manner of seconds.
seriously, i urge everyone to just stop even going over to his site and giving it any attention. he truly is a momma's boy in the worst sense of the word. extremely sensitive and cowardly. since everyone is an armchair pyschologist today--T.O. situation--i think the dude needs a male figure in his life to actually demonstrate what it is to be a man....thejaywhite why don't you be our emissary to the cott homosexual bathouse in Atlanta, GA!

ebntx said...

iam thanks for staying true to your hate game

ToddPacker said...

Zeke,

I'll take some games if you're still emailing

pmmccormack@pbsj.com

Thanks.

Best comment of the day has been by IAM...

"the only reason to follow this story is in hopes that i finally see a scroll on the screen that says "TO confirmed dead"."
.....classic

The Rev said...

Iam...

Be careful about wishing TO dead. You don't want a guy in a pink shirt criticizing you again on Shanoff's blog.

Isiah Thomas said...

TP - sent.

El Padrino said...

just saw the press conf--
bizarre

temwr said...

RE: DB

The only reason there are posts on the DB's site is because Simmons mentioned it in his chat, thus 10,000 people are going to look at DB's blog. It is a chance to get this blog's name out there. Nothing more. I don't think anyone disagrees with anything you said about DB. It's not worth our time...unless 10,000 people are going to look at a blog we know is not taken seriously and hasn't been updated in about 1 month.

El Padrino said...

oh and back to jackass

stevo take a beer in the ass, then plunges it out

gay

Beth82678 said...

Geez guys, you left it to a girl to defend this blog over on KC's blog. Iam needs to dip all of you, including himself. :-)

ebntx said...

beth rocks

temwr said...

Isn't Bryan that guy with the ugly shirt?

ebntx said...

btw his profile has his email on it and before he removes it...

jb_batts@yahoo.com

do what you want with the info.

JFreak said...

I saw an interview with knoxville and the director of the movie and they agreed that this was the most homosexual thing they have ever put together.

It makes me torn, on one hand, I want to see if out of morbid curiousity (to see if someone dies), but then again, I don't really need to see things shoved up buttholes.

El Padrino said...

he's a douche

Beth82678 said...

Just my 2 cents, but if you attack him thru his email it'll just confirm what he thinks. In other words, do it anonymously. :-)

temwr said...

Beth you did such a good job that no more defense is needed.

But it is true, enough is enough with the DB talk. (Oh and Bryan you are a DB too, so it's not just a one person name)

Anyway...WWL says Shaun Alexander might play afterall. He must have visited a voodoo priestess or something to remove the Madden Curse.

El Padrino said...

no see it
everyone see jackass
it's nuts

homo : yes

but still nuts

JFreak said...

So I wasted my waiver spot to pick up Maurice Morris?

gay.

How did it go from 4 weeks out to 0?

temwr said...

Oh and what is this Damon/Kimmel thing Simmons was talking about??

Beth82678 said...

Good advice Tem, any more back and forth is overkill. I'll lay low from now on.

But I felt it might help to have a chick respond - gotta counteract that "virtual blowjobs" comment (which I have to admit was kinda funny).

El Padrino said...

good job beth, that guy has a hard on for DB

Spaceman Spiff said...

Shaun Alexander wants to play this sunday, so he should be back by next week the latest, and yes Bryan is the one with "the shirt" there is another bryan that posts on here that is ok though

temwr said...

WWL says Alexander says he is OK, but Coach Shrek says he will sit him anyway for at least a week or so. Looks like the waiver pick is still a good one.

temwr said...

The virtual bj comment was funny.

JFreak said...

Does anyone actually watch Jimmy Kimmel? I'm much more of a Conan guy myself.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I told my buddy Jay not to lose his shirt over SA's injury. He'd be back sooner than later. People forget things like Marco Rivera playing half a season with TWO TORN ACLs.

ToddPacker said...

Thanks Zeke!

Subject: "Arguably the best email ever"....I totally agree.

I see myself missing somedeadline in the future.

Nice job Beth.
That Bryan guy must really like DB.

Hey El P was the Jackass2 movie worth the money or should I wait for DVD...By the way Bam, Steve O, and Johnny Knoxville were funny as hell last week on Stern...good stuff

El Padrino said...

i'd say it's worth it for the :
see-saw BULL skit alone

granted i was drunk but I have to imagine even if I wasnt that i would have laughed just as hard

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Kimmel's show sucks. He's a TERRIBLE interviewer. I'm glad Matt Damon flipped out on him. That shit was totally set-up and Damon KNEW it. Simmons is just defending it because he's covering his pal's ass.

ToddPacker said...

Nevermind El P I just read your comment about going to see Jackass, I guess I should refresh

El Padrino said...

Where the fuck is IAM?

yo IAM
squash that jerkoff with the retarded shirt with your balls

ToddPacker said...

That Damon thing was a total set up. Wasn't it? I only saw it on the prime time show.

El Padrino said...

had to be, damon is a big gun

they wouldnt do that
it's hurt the future appearances from peeps affiliated with damon

El Padrino said...
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El Padrino said...

nothing to do in Minny i guess

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/09/27/
drunk.girl.ap/index.html

ToddPacker said...

That Bryan dude is sooo smart. He fuckin Jedi Mind tricked me with that if it's so boring why do they keep coming back...that guy is good

temwr said...

Is it on you tube?

Isiah Thomas said...

Bryan said...
LOL, just spent the last few hours catching up. This is funny shit!!!!!


This is his first comment on our site. I guess he couldn't take it when we talked bad about his man crush.

temwr said...

well again on the DB:

The only reason we posted over there is because Simmons mentioned it in his chat today. So 10,000 people will be looking at a blog we know is never updated. So we might as well direct them to one that is updated.

temwr said...

He did not like it when we made fun of his shirt either. I remember that.

Isiah Thomas said...

just to pile on...

I get sticking up for your boy when someone messes with him....

but when its on the internet and you've never met the guy (I presume) and you get borderline Brady Quinn with it, well as our man TO says, "if it looks like a rat and smells like a rat then by golly...its a rat"

Beth82678 said...

Here's the Kimmel/Damon thing on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYHMCkLix_k.

And that's gotta be a setup. No way Damon wasn't in on it and it was planned in advance.

I just wish we got Kimmel's show in Atlanta, but the local affiliate doesn't carry it for some reason.

temwr said...

So having never seen the Damon thing, I'd have to say it was staged. No way does someone do that to a big star like Damon.

That kind of stuff happens to Kathy Griffith, or Griffin or whatever her name is.

Isiah Thomas said...

changing gears....

anyone see the Contender finale? I was surprised Forbes lost and agree with other reports that the final was boring.

I think the size/weight advantage was too much.

The undercard was good as K-9 refused to throw anything besides left jabs and overhand rights yet this Bravo guy refused to get out of the way and tried to use his face as his defense - didn't work.

temwr said...

OK just watched the Damon thing, definitely a set up. Funny as heck though.

whocares said...

This guy rips on Simmons. Can't say I disagree...



http://kissmesuzy.blogspot.com/2006/09/bill-simmons-kurt-warner-of-boston.html

temwr said...

"this Bravo guy refused to get out of the way and tried to use his face as his defense - didn't work."

That's the Rocky Defense. It is a tough defense to master.

JFreak said...

Just played that golf game...got a 38.

Isiah Thomas said...

they did play the Rocky Balboa trailer during the Contender last night, first time I've seen it.

It looks like what a Rocky movie would be if the Wayan's brothers made it Scary Movie style.

30 on Golf btw...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I say the Kimmel thing wasn't a set up. I think Jimmy was trying to fuck Damon over.

Spaceman Spiff said...

Simmons said the Damon thing was a joke in his chat, it was in one of the responses regarding some DVD "windy city heat" i think

Spaceman Spiff said...

simmons got obliterated in that kissmesuzy piece

temwr said...

Playing golf now...f#$king crabs.

Isiah Thomas said...

I had a Smokehouse Brisket sub from Quizno's today. Heard good things about it.

Maybe they had an off day bc it tasted a lot like boiled hot dogs. And the meat makes the bun soggy.

Overall I'd give it a 4.5 / 10

Isiah Thomas said...

I defy anyone to beat 30.

temwr said...

Actually now I like the crabs. They just threw two balls in the hole....umm that sounds bad.

Spaceman Spiff said...

anybody know how to get past these admin restrictions to install stuff on the work computer?

Spaceman Spiff said...

i tried that brisket, and it tasted fine, like a 7, you got screwed

Beth82678 said...
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The Rev said...

Beth... thank you for your defense.

I want the record to be known that several earlier comments promoting the blog were removed completely over there. So there was more defense of the blog that no longer is up.

Apparently DB learned how to remove the comments forever. Good for him. One of these days he'll get it totally right.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I DONT'T HAVE EXCEL!!! I feel so left out. What can I do about this?

The Rev said...

That's it... I'm trying that golf again. I can't live with a 47.

JFreak said...

Dude, 30 is tough to match.

Beth82678 said...

Never mind Zeke, jfreak sent it to me. Thanks jfreak!

temwr said...

The golf thing has something to do with TBS's Gilligan's Island. I bet there is a website somewhere with the game.

The Rev said...

BTW...

the music to this golf game sounds like it could be from a Hawaiian porn movie. Maybe that's just my opinion.

temwr said...

and tem woods is at 4 after 3 holes.

JFreak said...

Rev, I keep hearing things about Larry Brown living in Philly. Arent't you estatic about the possibility of him coming back and ruining your team?

temwr said...

and then it went to hell...

The Rev said...

I just got a 24 on the front 9... damn 8th hole is a bitch for me!

Isiah Thomas said...

I just got a 31 with a 4 on 17. I went A-Rod and blew my chance at a 29.

temwr said...

bah great start then it went to hell, damn crabs and out of bounds got me on 2 holes.

Isiah Thomas said...

not sure if you can still do this, but many moons ago I dl'd the entire MS Suite from a file sharing website, make sure to get one with the product key though.

Isiah Thomas said...

Meiz go to this site and you get can get to golf and some other games.

if you google real gilligan's island mini golf you find this link

http://www.tbs.com/stories/story/0,,56145,00.html

temwr said...

This is from Simmons' mailbag. This is a pretty damn entertaining idea:

Q: When are we going to see the Little League World Series of Poker?
--David P., Philadelphia



SG: You, sir, are a genius. I would watch this every night. The unparalleled tension of the spelling bee crossed with the unabashed exploitation of the Little League World Series. I'm making this my signature series when they put me in charge of ESPN6.

The Rev said...

49...

I suck at golf.

JFreak said...

I know this was said before...but why does TO's publicist look like she hasn't met a hairbrush in her life?

temwr said...

Because right before she was going on she was with the jaywhite

The Rev said...

Oh by the way...

That guy Bryan with the weird shirt has a website.

http://www.geocities.com/jb_batts/
Poses/

All he does is post pictures of Paris Hilton, it seems.

Exciting guy with an exciting life, I must say.

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