Thursday, September 07, 2006

Suicide pool official picks...

These are the players...

The Rev - Eagles
Spaceman Spiff - Patriots
Cam - Bears
Temwr87 - Seahawks
Steve - Panthers
Isiah Thomas - Cardinals
Ebntx - Colts
ElPadrino - Chargers
Iamunstopable - Chargers
Thejaywhite - Cardinals
Bryan2857 - Chargers
Los - Cardinals
Keith S - Patriots
Mound of Venus - Cowboys
Eric - Eagles
Beth82678 - Cowboys
Martin Vannostrand - Bengals
Mr Meiz - Dolphins
Whocares - Buccaneers
Bob Kaelin - Redskins
Hick-Hops - Titans
Jfreak - Browns

This list is now final. Good luck!

114 comments:

ebntx said...

whew...one game down and i am still alive. oh, that's right the colts haven't played yet.

mound of venus said...

1-0--from my betting prognostications. take the cowboys to the bank.

GM-Carson said...

Thank God it's Friday!

Beth82678 said...

Got a laugh from this comment in a weekend NFL preview column on Fox Sports online by someone called Mike Tainer talking about the Falcons. So of course I felt compelled to share it cause it's (unfortunately)so true:

"...and with Ashley Lelie joining Michael Jenkins and Roddy White, Michael Vick now has three disappointing former first-round picks to overthrow."


(Ok Rev, how's that for trying to get a subject other than KC started? :-))

THE CHAMP. said...

Bye Mr. Meiz. Nice playing with you.

Hick-Hops said...

I was actually doing work yesterday and wasn't able to log in. I would like to get in the survivor pool if possible. If so give the Cardinals.

THE CHAMP. said...

thejaywhite speaking of his girlfriend....

"making her not shave her box for 6 months while we lived in towns hours apart in case she was cheating she would at leastbe getting made fun of for it.Yes Im a sadistic fuck, who is cares about himself first and foremost."

that my friend is genious. where do i sign up for the church of thejaywhite?

thejaywhite said...

Beth I like that comment, they should have kept peerless for another dissapointing WR although he was a 2 round pick and I think he will prove to be useful again in Buffalo.

anonymous said...

how bout them dolphins!

El Padrino said...

willie fast parker impressed

29 times, he asnwered the pundits that he can carry more than 25+
Ronnie Brown on the other hand---ugh

when WILL the Falcons get a decent receiver?

temwr said...

Beth, who is KC? kansas city? what are you talking about?

Anyway, Vick is awesome, I have solved his throwing problems too. Instead of throwing the ball to his receivers he should just run it to them.

thejaywhite said...

vick sucks..i have him in my fantasy and im playing david carr over him..vick always sucks against the panthers

temwr said...

Vick is awesome = sarcasm.

temwr said...

Is it bad that I am playing Jon Kitna over Favre in my FFL?

We have to start 2 QBs. My other is like Bulger or something. We have to start 2, but they don't get many points...go figure, I didn't make the rules.

Martin VanNostrand said...

The Falcons could start Dunn at QB and get the same results. He can't be much worse throwing the ball and if it's going to end up being run anyway they might as well snap it directly to him.

Isiah Thomas said...

I've said it before and I'll say it again, the problem isn't Vick its the system. He's not a West Coast QB.

Put him in the run-n-shoot and he'd be league MVP.

thejaywhite said...

why dont the falcons and buffalo wiht losman just implement the option, every shitty college team does it and gets to 500.

thejaywhite said...

what do you guys read to keep your game sharp? ( your picking up game)..

I know my game is great but i always read things just to keep me on top

i like askmen.com and tuckermax.com

any of you other fags got sites you read?

Martin VanNostrand said...

How about Porter beating down Culpepper last night and gettin his roll on? You think he yelled "Welcome back from knee surgery sucka!" as he took Dante down?

jugdish said...

I just read thejaywhite's blog...that's all I need.

Beth82678 said...

I like the option idea, at least for the 1 quarter it worked until the other team ended Vick's career with some nasty injury that would get shown over and over on ESPN.

And temwr87, of course KC isn't Kansas City, everyone else on this blog I'm sure realizes I was referring to KC and The Sunshine Band. (Play that Funky Music White Boy...)

El Padrino said...

jaywhite
sex panther cologne

60% of the time, it works every time!

Martin VanNostrand said...

I got married at 23 and have anniversary #7 coming up. When you get to this point all you read is the Bible.

thejaywhite said...

martin..u always gotta keep ur game up.....why become a boring fuck just cause you got married dont you think your wife deserves some of the excitement she had when she first met you...or are you just a yes man now

thejaywhite said...

and reading jay white is good but really its just the END RESULT of keeping your game sharp..

thejaywhite said...

like a carrot on a stick for you to chase

anonymous said...

jesus, the ultimate pimp.

ebntx said...

thejaywhite said...
and reading jay white is good but really its just the END RESULT of keeping your game sharp..

sorry thejaywhite...i dont like to read non-fiction.

Martin VanNostrand said...

btw, benchmark night for the mrs. She watched an entire NFL game where the Pats were not involved and only talked to her sister on the phone for the first half.

After ten replays of the challenge flag not being seen by the ref and Madden and Michaels talking about it for 5 straight minutes she was like "OK WE GET IT, THE FLAG WAS THROWN BEFORE THE SNAP BUT HE DIDN'T SEE IT. PLEASE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE". This type of commentator stuff frustrates her about sports. She has a point, I guess I'm used to the banter but it's funny to watch it make her mad.

El Padrino said...

It's got real bits of panther in it.

Los said...

Hmmm - nobody took the Saints???

The Rev said...

So does anyone think we should let hick-hops in the pool after yesterday's game?

I'll leave it up to the lawless society.

thejaywhite said...

Sure I say let him in but make him pick a team that noone else has picked yet..I dont think he should be able to steal zeke and jaydubs idea of betting against the 49ers

ebntx said...

i agree with thejaywhite. let him stand on his own.

El Padrino said...

watching jose reyes play every day makes me so damn happy

anonymous said...

he gets one ball dip and then he can have his pick.

temwr said...

Yeah it's not like he picked the Steelers after the game. The more the merrier. At least for this first week.

Next week we can't have people picking on Monday because they forgot to do so before the sunday games.

temwr said...

To keep the game up I make sure I am up to date on what is going on with reality TV, even though I don't watch those shows.

Of course you don't start the conversation with reality TV, but if it starts to falter you can fall back on what happened on Big Brother. 99% of chicks know and if they know all about all reality shows that means the chick is dumb, which of course is awesome.

ebntx said...

from meiz ffl smack...

I REALLY hate the Steelers

anonymous said...

are they gonna do more thursday night games this year or was this just special for the opener? i thought the annoucing team of michaels and madden was done with.. are they gonna be broadcasting any more games on NBC? i thought everything moved over to ESPN as far as sunday night and monday night games.. but i probably havent been paying attention though.

or ive been on too much herb.

Isiah Thomas said...

Sunday Nights = Al & John = NBC

Monday Nights = Joey T & Mike Tirico & Tony K = ESPN

Thursday night games will start up again towards the end of the season. Not sure what network(s). I know the NFL network added a late night game on Thanksgiving and they might do some Thursday games also.

El Padrino said...

sunday night is NBC
monday night is ESPN

weekend games are normal shit
like fox or nbc, cbs

Isiah Thomas said...

let Hot Sauce, aka Hick Hops in as is. His pick was close enough to the deadline.

Now, if he wins the whole deal then he is automatically disqualified for having a late entry.

Isiah Thomas said...

Does that stupid "Beat the SG" poll/contest really count as his column for today? If so he needs to be teabagged.

Isiah Thomas said...

what's this "feud" between Steve Smith and DeAngelo Hall? Saw something on SC but didn't get the whole story.

Did Hall claim 50 Cent was a better rapper than BIG and Smith went crazy?

"IF YOU SEE DIS FACE DAT MEANS I SCORA TOUCHDOWN"

thejaywhite said...

no i dont want him pickingthe cardinals with me..i vote he has to stand alone on his pick

The Rev said...

Next week, I post the picks page on Thursday, and we can take picks through Friday. Two days ought to be enough.

If you don't get your pick in on time next week or the week after, you are out of the pool with a loss. No exceptions.

And on weeks where there is an early game on Thursdays, picks must be in by kickoff that day. No exceptions. I don't want anyone waiting until after the Thursday games. If we all have to take the Thursday game into acount, you do too.

This week, it being the first week, I'll let Hick-Hops in. I'll even let him in with the Cards. The more the merrier. But after this week we are locked in stone.

If you are going to be away from your comp on the days we post the picks page, you can e-mail it to me in advance. I'll link the address on the right.

Fair enough?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Glad to be out. It's weird, I'm not at all bothered by the loss. I am pissed that the steelers won though. How is it with multiple Philadelphians here that there's no Steeler hating going on. How can you be from Philly and not hate the guts of the Steelers and Steeler fans.

thejaywhite said...

NO REv not fair..you said you would let us decide well only zeke wants to let him have the cards..everyone else says he must stand alone and now you are over ruling your own words to let us decide?

If you really dont care what we have to say why not pull a douchebag and turn comments off

thejaywhite said...

Could Rev actually be KEVIN COCK?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Yes, I have a personal grudge with a Steeler fan.

ebntx said...

he's right rev...

he needs to stand alone

The Rev said...

Ummmm... Jay....

if you read Iamunstoppable, he said nothing about standing alone. Zeke didn't, and neither did I.

OK... we all agree Hick Hops is in. But I'll put up more of a vote. Should he have to pick a different team than us?

As of now, I consider the vote 3-2 against him having to stand alone.

And Hick Hops... chime in anytime.

Isiah Thomas said...

wait I thought this was about Bob Kaelin who got his pick in at the buzzer...

Hot Sauce, aka, Hick Hops....he can be in only if he takes a team that has yet to be taken, or from a group of teams that we choose...

like CLE, NO, TN or NYJ

Beth82678 said...

Isiah, last year DeAngelo and Steve Smith went to dinner the night before their game against each other, and then SS torched DH for a long TD. (God I love initials.) DH then got roundly criticized in ATL for buddying up to the enemy.

Fast forward to this year. DH comes out saying no dinner and if he has to take out SS during the game he will and that business trumps friendship (or words to that effect). DH also defends himself for last year saying it was only 1 TD and 99 times out of a 100 he'd have stopped it. (Gee, what a shame that 1 time was during an actual game.) So SS reads all this and is apparently genuinely hurt and says their friendship is over. And now DH won't respond to that.

Bud damn, is it just me or are these 2 supposed bad ass guys acting like women with their hurt feelings?

jugdish said...

If he is KC, we have all been douched...errr..dupped!

Beth82678 said...

And I vote to let Hick Hops in as is. What diff does it make that 1 game was played already? As tem said, it's not like he picked the Steelers after the game.

Isiah Thomas said...

Rev I changed my vote I thought we were talking about some other guy.

The Rev said...

Bob Kaelin is in as is. As far as I am concerned, he got it in on time. Bob is a personal friend of mine. He's not trying to pull anything on us. He's too dumb to be conniving.

Hick-Hops... it's looking more like you might have to pick a different team to stay in. But I'll wait on other opinions.

anonymous said...

i dont care what teams he picks as long as my balls end up on somebody's forehead.

wait, did i say that outloud?

"business trumps friendships".. the streetz have spoken. DH is apparently more gangsta than all of us. i'd get taken out for a steak dinner anytime.. im an easy lay.

The Rev said...

Whoops...

With Zeke flipping his vote, and Beth chiming in, we have a 3-3 tie.

This ought to get interesting.

El Padrino said...

who cares ???

there's no money on the line!!
he can pick whoever he wants
just from now on the pick must in by Friday 5pm, that's all
whoever don't pick gets the biggest underdog of the week spread wise. Simple.

thejaywhite said...

DH on playmakers was cool..

jugdish said...

I say let him in, and make him pick every team that thejaywhite picks.

The Rev said...

I agree with Friday at 5pmET. All picks need to be in place by then, unless we have a Thursday game in which case it needs to be in by kickoff.

The idea of sticking the people who don't pick with the biggest underdog is interesting. But then what happens if that underdog wins? Do we reward a bunch of people who were lazy? I say no.

If you don't get it in on time, you lose.

So now, it is 4-3 for letting Hick Hops stay on.

I know it's not a big deal. I just like organizing votes. It makes me feel important.

The Rev said...

I'll count Jugdish's vote as a vote for letting him stay with the Cards.

5-3 now... any more?

El Padrino said...

rev, what the percentage those underdogs are going to win

think the bills are winning this week?

biggest underdog, like Titans +17 over the Colts would be the pick
too bad for them

jugdish said...

The percentage may be low, but didn't the Bills open up the season with a 35-0 durbbing of the Pats within the last few years? It can happen.

jugdish said...

drubbing even

The Rev said...

It just think the punishment has to be a little stronger.

How would you feel if 10 people didn't submit a pick cause they were lazy one week, and all of them advanced because the underdog happened to get lucky? I think it would cheapen it.

Now maybe if we gave them the biggest underdog in college football instead... like everyone who doesn't get a pick in gets Temple. That might be funny.

anonymous said...

all votes should be valid until kickoff of that weekends games (like the thursday thing like Rev was saying).

other than that, if u dont pick, then you lose. you gotta commit to one team or the other.. make a choice. no choosing a team by default.. you gotta pick one way or the other. if u cant do that, you cant be in. (cause really, its not that hard..)

anonymous said...

and if u try to skirt the rules.. then i lift my skirt in your general direction and you know whats coming..

temwr said...

I vote he's in with Cardinals. And be done with it. And if someone wants to dip their balls on him, more power to him.

If Rev turned out to be KC and the Sunshine Band that would be the biggest shock since Verbal Kint turned out to be Keiser Sose.

thejaywhite said...

you cant vote REV/ KCock or whatever ur name is...youre the judge and supposed to be neutral

thejaywhite said...

you should know this though you went to law school

Spaceman Spiff said...

that beat the sg was up yesterday so its not his column, he usually post columns around 11 PT so dont worry zeke.

Spaceman Spiff said...

he has to make his picks right

temwr said...

I thought I actually got to punch the SPorts Guy in the face.

Beat the Sports Guy sucks.

Plus isn't that DBs job, to beat the sports guy off?

temwr said...

Oh wait, nevermind, he used a little teeth and got fired.

The Rev said...

Hey... it's 6-3 now.

And who says I can't vote? I'm not the judge. I'm a Reverend... big difference there.

Even the President of the United Freakin States gets to vote in his own election.

thejaywhite said...

Buffalo BIlls are gonna win

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeyJpYLe5ag

thejaywhite said...

yes buthe doesnt get to vote in the house of commons

Spaceman Spiff said...

just let him have the cards, and 1 classic iam ball dip, its a win-win situation

Isiah Thomas said...

I've said it before and I'll say it again, teabagging is a great deterrent.

The Tossed Salad Man is almost as good as teabagging, almost.

Isiah Thomas said...

I guess the WWL is sticking with that stupid "Beat the SG" thing as his column today, pretty lame SG and WWL, pret-tay, pre-tay, pre-tay lame.

Isiah Thomas said...

from the looks of things this mwp character is now an enemy of the LOV state. Add him to the list.

Spaceman Spiff said...

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/060908

simmons picks are up, there you go zeke, no teabagging required

Isiah Thomas said...

He still deserves a teabagging out of principle....its principalities smokey.

anonymous said...
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Isiah Thomas said...

maybe we need to add

"with my nutz on ya tonsils" -- Snoop

to our homepage

temwr said...

Heath Miller is my TE in my one money FFL. I was happy that Saban didn't throw that flag sooner or farther.

The Rev said...

Yeah, I say it's official now.

Let Hick Hops in, and he gets the Cardinals. Case closed. It's just for bragging rights anyway. It ain't for money.

Actually, there will be a prize involved. I will decide what shortly. It won't be much, but it will be a sort of trophy for the winner.

I say no more players. We have 21 now. That's a good number. The door is closed.

The Rev said...

I'll post the collection of official rules today.

Spaceman Spiff said...

wth is simmons doing, if he loses to his wife, its all over, he will be ridiculed mercilessly for life, its a no win situation.

thejaywhite said...

I want the T O book

Spaceman Spiff said...

iam, thats how over/unders work, you make those half numbers so theres no push, now you must ball dip yourself, you mus

thejaywhite said...

I agree

IAM that was one of the stupidest questions I ever heard...have you not gambled before

Isiah Thomas said...

we need a 2nd string ball dipper for situations like this.....

anyone?

ebntx said...

new post by the rev on main page.

ebntx said...
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thejaywhite said...

how bout i just bang his girlfriend in teh ass

Isiah Thomas said...

thejaywhite that could work...along with an ass to mouth finish.

anonymous said...

i have played nickle slots in the detroit casino.. i have gone all in on the first hand of poker.. without looking at the cards.

i no gamble. with gambling, i am the Sports Gal equivalent. i could pick teams based on how well i like their uniforms.

temwr said...

RE: Simmons no win situation

Yes, I have no clue why he is doing this. He must be losing readers or something. This is a no-win gimmick. And his wife will beat him because he picks sooo poorly. His wife's little column thing is intriguing though. I think she has some potential

RE: 2nd ball dipper

Iam should have to dip his own balls on his own chin. If he has to cut them off to do it then so be it.

Spaceman Spiff said...

before it goes in the mouth, must dirty sanchez her tho

Hick-Hops said...

I definetly chose the wrong industry I can't to this site even close to as many times to keep up. I'll take someone no one else has and stand alone.

I'll go out on a limb and take the Titans.

anonymous said...

to make up for my "stupidity" i'll go rub some girls' box and leave her drunk and passed out in a taco bell parking lot.

i dont know that that'll make up for it, but im sure i'll feel better about myself afterwards.

Isiah Thomas said...

at least skull fuck her while she's passed out, get your monies worth.

The Rev said...

Hick Hops on a limb now...

OK, he gets the Titans. Everybody is happy.

That's it. There will be no more changes.

Isiah Thomas said...

don't leave her any taco's though iam...if she passed out she gets none.

anonymous said...

yeah, i will definitely not leave any food behind.. thats just a waste.

just like her life.

Isiah Thomas said...

at least she's good for something. Some people never find their true talent.

Bob Kaelin said...

Gee, Smokin'. I don't know whether to be honored by your comment or offended. Ah, it's all good though. I'm too dumb to understand what conniving means anyway ;)

JFreak said...

ick...cleveland.

Reggie Bush needs to break his leg.

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