Wednesday, September 13, 2006

"man i aints evens payin no attention to dem game" - J.Porter

Is it worse to root against the team that is currently paying you, or just not care at all about them? i'd saying rooting, easily. but if you really think about it.. how do these pro teams put up with so much shiat from players? you sign this contract, then you bitch about it. hey buddy, you signed it, youre stuck with it. get your ass on the field and get to crackin. if you whined at your own job as bad as pro athletes do at theirs, you'd be fired. what does that tell you?

Learn to run a 4.4/40, that's what.

So a mini mid-week recap..

Let's see, Lance had some old teammates come out and say they were 'users'. Good thing Mr. Bass is out of racing, cause he'd be catchin hades over this stuff. He'd be a second Bonds. Retired = Forgotten About. You retire from a sport, all of a sudden you can talk crap and drudge up rumors and nobody really cares all that much (Canseco, Caminiti pre-death). How soon we forget. Just don't be around when they're head hunting, and youre safe. Hide and be quiet and your legacy wont get all that tarnished. Nice.

Britney Spears popped out another kid? She was pregnant? I wasnt looking at here stomach. Enjoy here.....

Baseball.. Yankees are getting reloaded for their annual pennant run. Divisions and Wild Cards are squeezing tighter and tighter each day.. (My Tigers won on a walk-off homer). Mets clinched. The NL has like 18 teams within a shot.

I think the biggest debate so far into our young little NFL season is not who's gonna win it this year, or who is the best, or even what teams are potential contenders.. I think the item garnering the most discussion is which team is the WORST. And the Pack and the Raiders are definitely fighting for first place. I'm sure San Fran will be welcomed back into the fold at some point, but hey, at least they have a young QB that at least makes tuning into the games potentially worthwhile. With the other 2, you really have nothing. Zero.

Alright.. let the bickering commence..

EDIT -- Detroit.. even our homeless will f*ck you up.

127 comments:

Eric said...

Worst team has to be the Raiders. That game was pathetic. Not did they completely embarass themselves on the field, they have the worst coach in football, and now theyre dealing with Jerry Porter's bs. I think they'd be doing everyone a favor if they just packed it in and called it a season.

temwr said...

I think the Raiders should go another route and just start openly cheating and committing penalties on every play. At some point the refs would get used to it and they would get away with a ton. It would be like a WWE thing.

And all the while Art Shell would pace slowly up and down the sidelines acting as if nothing at all was happening.

Isiah Thomas said...

nice link, thank goodness the baby will have lots of food.

temwr said...

Federline has 4 spawn...sigh...

Isiah Thomas said...

I can't wait for her to lose the baby weight and attempt a comeback. Then when it flops the sex tape will leak and/or she'll do a spread in Playboy.

The definitive statement on "would you still hit it" should come from thejaywhite as he is our resident man ho.

anonymous said...

if that baby knows whats good for him he'll end up obese!

anonymous said...

if it has a Box, jaywhite will hit it.

or at least spare a finger or 2, im sure.

Spaceman Spiff said...

brady quinn would look horrible as a raider, would the pack draft him?

temwr said...

THe Pack have Rogers, I doubt they would take Quinn. They'd take Peterson probably.

El Padrino said...

why would the pack draft him?

Raiders are by far the worst team.
Moss is going to lose it by week 4.

This just in...
"Federline jumps Britney's bones right in the hospital bed. She's due in June of 07"
Dude doesn't even let the stitches heal, he needs as much levrage as possible.

El Padrino said...

How do we even know he's coming out? Isn't he a sophmore or junior?

temwr said...

My friend and I are still waiting to settle our $10 bet on who will be in Playboy first, Spears or the Olsen twins (either together or just one).

I took the Olsen twins (the bet was made years ago, so then it was a 50/50 guess, now I think Britney is in the lead). Anyway, even if I lose it's worth the $10 to see Britney nekkid.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Dang, was it butterfly knife night at the Tigers game? He should have given the dude a quarter. If I lived in a border city like Detroit or Buffalo I would keep Canadian coin in one pocket at all times. If a homeless dude hits me up for change he gets the Maple Leaf. Take your ish to Canada bro, they got higher alcohol content beer over there anyway.

temwr said...

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=2585781

That's one way to get the starting job...I guess. Punters are mean.

El Padrino said...

detroit homless got nothing on nyc's homeless

anonymous said...

martin.. great idea.

just make sure u dont run into a very perceptive homeless, cause some of em can be picky, and even sort through the change... those are the seasoned vets. the bastards.

if youre gonna be homeless, wouldnt u at least move to like Key West or CA, or someplace semi-warm at least?

Spaceman Spiff said...

el pad, this is his last year

El Padrino said...

yeah ihad a guy once who was stalking people outside a kfc for change
so i gave him whatever my change was from my meal and he threw all the pennies on the floor and screamed at me.
i was going to stab him in the chest but didnt want to go to jail so i just laughed and drove off.
it was funny

El Padrino said...

ok, i just didnt thing he was a senior

Spaceman Spiff said...

you thought he was a freshman last year? maybe just because he wasnt noticed with willingham, its too bad weiss didnt get to him sooner.

Isiah Thomas said...

what's up with the Olsen twins, they went from hot 16 yr olds to goth bitches faster than Eli can throw a game killing pick.

Spaceman Spiff said...

the raiders like andrew walter dont they, then the niners have smith , the jets just took clemens who else is in the sweepstakes

anonymous said...

spiff, youre racist.

that's clearly the only reason why u would say that Willingham isnt a superb coach.

way-sist!

Isiah Thomas said...

I think the initiation into LOV should be an iam ball dipping. Since we're all grandfathered in we can skip this step.

However, kodiac130 added his two cents late to the last post. Hence, he needs to be ball dipped.

Iam get the nuts ready and welcome kodiac130 to LOV.

Isiah Thomas said...

that's a funny story about the back up punter shanking the 1st stringer. But damn dude, be discreet about it, wear a ski mask or something.

Isiah Thomas said...

I feel bad for the homeless here in the PHX. Most of them look like beef jerky since they're out in the sun all day.

Spaceman Spiff said...

story of the week, northern colorado backup punter stabs starting punter in kicking leg, drives off, gets expelled and arrested. you cant start at northern colorado son, you aint goin places.

Spaceman Spiff said...

damn you zeke

ebntx said...

so after all that, the freshman 3rd stringer will get the start, what luck. now the guy will become an all american.

El Padrino said...

zeke's baiting me
i wont do it

Detroit could use a QB
Houston is going to stink too

Spaceman Spiff said...

did any of you catch the fight between the royals pitcher and catcher in the dugout, fists flew, none connected, had some potential, guys looked pissed.

Martin VanNostrand said...

If I was on the street I would scrape up a c note and hit Greyhound to San Deigo. If I'm going to be the hairy mole on the skin of society I'll at least do it in a comfortable climate.

Isiah Thomas said...

well done EP, that was def. directed your way. I was waiting for a Brunell comeback.

Isiah Thomas said...

if I was homeless I'd prob try and rob a bank. If you get away with it you have money, if you don't you get locked up and get 3 squares and a cot.

Isiah Thomas said...

hey Tem, looks like your man Ku-cock is leaving retiring. How about some kind words for Toni K.

Martin VanNostrand said...

You also get you salad tossed unless you befriend the squirrel master

Los said...

There are already naked pictures of Brittany out there, aren't there? I think I remember rubbin' one out to them a few years ago.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Maybe the Milwaukee guy could have some words. So, here goes. Good. He should have quit 2 years ago. Has't been productive for at least that long. Couldn'd play D, couldn't rebound and, stopped making open threes.(the only reason he was still here) There, that's it. Enjoy retirement, 007.

El Padrino said...

zeke. im not as easy as the rev.

Sad day. Braves won't win 15 straight. Oh well.

So who are the METS playing?
Anybody?

Tigers, White Sox, Twinkies, Yanks?

Isiah Thomas said...

my bad I said Tem when we all know its Crazy Meiz up in WI

temwr said...

Ku-cock, not to be confused with that DB, k-cock, will be sorely missed. His wispy gait and sweet ballin' skillz graced the hardwood for many years. He didn't really play above the rim, but he could get there and he knew his role. He received many rings, although it is hard to say he won them. I have heard that some folks from Atlanta think he "had a sweet ass" and that they "liked the way his hair covered up his eyes."

Also he was not french, so that is good too.

temwr said...

That is OK, I stepped up and wrote some words anyway.

temwr said...

RE: Brtiney

I believe any nekkid pics of her are fakes. I don't even think she has an "oops my boob fell out" shot like Lindsey or Tara Reid have.

Isiah Thomas said...

good versatility tem, you have tremendous upside potential.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm pretty sure that in 5 years a Kucoc story will surface about him being a Croatian double agent for the last 20 years.

Los said...

So, you're saying I "did research" on a fake??? Eh, wouldn't have been the first time.

Isiah Thomas said...

GETTYSBURG, Pennsylvania (AP) -- A woman facing drug charges admitted in court that she smoked marijuana with her 13-year-old son, often to reward him for doing his homework.

Amanda Lynn Livelsberger, 30, pleaded guilty to several misdemeanor drug charges Monday in Adams County court. -- cnn.com

I'd like to give this mom a cyber standing o.

Isiah Thomas said...

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=2583675&lpos=spotlight&lid=tab5pos2

Good article about Team USA from Elton Brands perspective, even giving Coach K a grade of "incomplete"

temwr said...

ELton Brand seems more intelligent than most professional athletes.

Everyone but me probably already knew that though.

El Padrino said...

i tunes has nfl highlights the monday after for $1.99

apple is taking over thw world

temwr said...

How bad is Billy Volek that Kerry Collins is still starting over him? Hell even started over him to begin with.

Volek must have slept with Coach Fisher's wife and daughter, at the same time.

Spaceman Spiff said...

el pad, is akron (-2) a good bet

temwr said...

WHA?? They made some archive thing for Simmons an insider thing???

And then throw out another magazine article.
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/060913

Isiah Thomas said...

I just hope Fischers' daughter has a sweet mustache like him.

Spaceman Spiff said...

tem, why are you surprised, that archive thing has been up for ages and he routinely throws up a mag article

temwr said...

If she doesn't you can, umm 'draw', one on her.

temwr said...

I am suprised the archive thing is an insider thing. It never was before.

I am not suprised about the mag article. I put that up to alert the folks that his new article was up.

Isiah Thomas said...

Simmon's ESPN columns are like late night Friday movies on Cinemax/HBO. You know you won't get all the goods but you tune in anyway to see some boobies. Yet you still leave unfulfilled.

And I mentioned the is Joe D a HOF'er here over the weekend.

Joe D is not a HOF'er.

temwr said...

Simmons reads your posts and then turns them into an article.

anonymous said...

Joe D.... Isiah's Pippen?

if he wasnt around, Jordan would've rolled (even worse) on the Shtones back in the day.

just sayin.

Isiah Thomas said...

Jordan rolled through the Pistons even with Joe D, just took him a few series/seasons to mature.

I figured Simmons copied me, just give me a shout-out SG.

anonymous said...

in other, other news..

http://ohdomenextplease.notlong.com

should link to an aol.com story..

anonymous said...

not that joe d was ever on par with one of the greatest ever.. but jordan himself said he was the best defender he'd ever faced.

not that that equals hall of fame, but jordan knew what was up.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...
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temwr said...

RE: AOL story

I remember when that first came out. Such a lucky kid.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...
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ebntx said...

temwr87 said...
RE: AOL story

I remember when that first came out. Such a lucky kid.

i think stupid kid...who rats out on sex

El Padrino said...

Spiff put your honda civic on West Virginia on Thursday night.

Dont thank me just send me a xmas card

akron-2 , aint bad
something mimimal i can see

temwr said...

ebntx-
When it first came out I thought lucky kid. Then I found out he was the one who ratted her out and thought, damn that kid needs shot. Why do all the dumb shits in the world get all the luck?

RE: Shanoff

I too like his blogging better than the quickie. Although he puts up too many blogs and participates too little in the comments for my liking. But again, too many new posts is better than the alternative. The alternative creates a disease that destroys all blogs non LOV. That is a good line from steve.

temwr said...

How many points are WVU giving?

Spaceman Spiff said...

in el pad i trust

temwr said...

In three weeks you all will have turned me into a degenerate gambler. Never, ever tell me where to gamble. If I ever find out then I will become a homeless person within 6 months.

ebntx said...

so you think the kid is any luckier these days? he getting more or less action because of the scandal?

Spaceman Spiff said...

they will have to win by 17 which means i will take the over(47)

ebntx said...

i say more...got the girls thinking he must know what he is doing.

Isiah Thomas said...

I remember that teacher story as well, that kid is an idiot, plain and simple.

I felt bad for her husband, how does he live that down?

If I was him I'd change my name to Bill Buckner bc at least the shit you'd get for having that name would be less than "oh you're the guy who's wife banged the 13 yr old" shit.

Isiah Thomas said...

so basically steve compared us to the premise for any Steven King novel. I respect that.

Isiah Thomas said...

re: DQ on blogspot

Shanoff almost has too many posts, when I read the comments there isn't a lot to them bc I think people get spread out and don't stay with one topic. Although I do like the back handed comments and overall negative vibe of some of them.

I think the best move we made was only having one post a day.

Isiah Thomas said...

the crafty vet couldn't handle our heat.

El Padrino said...

i got it at 16 meaning they have to win by more than that
the over is iffy cuz they might win like 42-3 or 38-0.
My bet is only WVU straight.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...
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Spaceman Spiff said...

which site has the best betting lines generally, as of now im using sportsbook com

Isiah Thomas said...

EP is this one of your 3 college picks for the week?

Isiah Thomas said...

usatoday.com-->sports--> live odds lists lines by bookie

Spaceman Spiff said...

thanks zeke

Spaceman Spiff said...

bodog wants to be teabagged

El Padrino said...

no this is a bonus
xmas is early this year

remember treapins scorned Slaton during the recruiting process.
not good.

Isiah Thomas said...

re : Bodog - is inherently evil and should be avoided at all costs. Their lines are usually higher and their payouts lower. And their poker and casino are corrupt and evil. I've been playing some poker there the last few days, I swear 30% of their flops have a pair. And the casino, I was playing some nickel vid-ye poker and was doing alright, not winning not losing. Then I went up to a $1 a play and was doing the max and didn't hit jacks or better in prob 20 tries. Corrupt.

Isiah Thomas said...

re: early Christmas; I'll take that.

Isiah Thomas said...

Liriano leaves with elbow pain in the 3rd - Espn.com

anonymous said...

Liriano:

and the Tigers exhale slightly...

temwr said...

WVU also hates Maryland anyway.

Spaceman Spiff said...

el pad have you seen "a bronx tale"? if so, do you know anyone who can "mush " your bet like if they bet on a team you know it will lose.

El Padrino said...
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El Padrino said...

have I seen Bronx Tale?

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Yes. His name is LEE CORSO.

Spaceman Spiff said...

i figure you had, but out here in cali i cant find a soul who has seen it. i will keep an eye on that bastard corso

El Padrino said...

cali's are weird

Isiah Thomas said...

Don't waste ya talent C.

anonymous said...

i loved watching lee corso put on that Texas mascot head.. and then watching them promptly lose.

Isiah Thomas said...

as soon as I saw that I knew I'd just flushed my money down the toilet.

Spaceman Spiff said...

c didnt follow that advice, he's a murderer now. was it because his dad drove a bus or because his mentor was shot, we'll never know

Isiah Thomas said...

I think the Mario test is something all men must use on potential wives.

Spaceman Spiff said...

some guy at cbs wrote a negative article on snyder and someone made this really racist poll about the writer.
http://cbs.sportsline.com/mcc/messages/thread/126594

Spaceman Spiff said...
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ebntx said...

i think corso jinxed ut with that pick...he must have been scared that us texans can carry concealed weapons.

Spaceman Spiff said...

its 126594 on that link

Isiah Thomas said...

I was surprised to see the guy professes to be a Skins fan at the end of the article.

I don't think he checked all his facts either.

One of Snyder's companies entered into an agreement with Cruise's production company for $7-10 Mil. Not Cruise the actor. I'm sure Cruise was getting much more than that per picture from Paramount.

Also, wasn't Jamie Foxx in his suite?

Snyder helped broker the leagues last CBA agreement by agreeing to split a greater % of his locally generated revenue. So take that old man Mara (RIP). And speaking of HOF owners, The Rooney family.

Didn't they inact the minority interview rule in the hiring of coaches in respnonse to the Rooney's never hiring minority coaches?

Early on Snyder and Co made bad FA signings but lately they have been good and are the reason the Skins made the playoffs last year.

Like him or not, like the Skins or not but they are a premier franchise in the league.

Spaceman Spiff said...

most of these writers are hack, "check facts you say? to hell with that nonsense"
yea snyder used to make the decisions, now gibbs and co. do it, none of the meadia seem to know this. and the people the skins are now signing are young.

anonymous said...

i take offense to that poll.

waffles are good for anybody... i dont see why it should be confined to only a "house nigga".

have u had the waffle cereals? those are good too..

Spaceman Spiff said...

i wonder why cbs deleted the meassage he wrote but not the poll

Isiah Thomas said...

I bought some Eggo's from the store last week, hadn't had them in a while. There's like 87 different types of eggo's now....buttermilk, blueberry, choc chip, whole grain, made with the blood of babies....alright maybe not the last one...

but fuck, just give me the regular fucking eggo's dude.

thejaywhite said...

How about the backup college punter stabbing his teammate in the league so he can start. You gotta respect the fact hes willing to do anything to move up the depth chart. In many ways I respect him more than a kid who has less talent but tries hard on the field.

Also how about the little league coach beaning an autistic kid ( or telling his pitcher too)..you gotta respect his effort to win at all costs as well.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=2585781

Isiah Thomas said...

Just win baby!

Spaceman Spiff said...

not just tell him to bean the kid, but offering to pay him (cash of course, dont wanna leave a paper trail)

Bryan said...

You guys suck, every last damn one of ya. First I thought it was cool, I mean KC not posting a lot so ya started your on shit.

But then, ya feel the need to fuck with his blog. Fucking fagots, if you're going to move on...then move the fuck on. I was reading here and at KCs, now...fuck you guys. He's not messing with you, but you people (lonely dorks) feel the need to continue to mess with his blog. And the really chicken shit thing about it is, after he turned off anonymous comments, none of you fucking pussies have the balls to post. I had respect for LOV, now it's gone!!!

Spaceman Spiff said...

bryan loves the cock, iam you know what to do

Bryan said...

Just my point spaceman (what are you some kinda star track nerd, do I need to throw up Spock symbol for ya to listen) you're obviously somebody that is never gonna get laid, and probably jacks off to thejaywhite's blog.

Fuck you and your "cyber teabag" how gay is that shit. Do all you guys actually read that and imagine it happening, i mean...that's fun for you?

Bryan said...

And look, I'm not anonymous....why, cause that's chicken shit!!!!

kodiac130 said...

A few quick thoughts on the NFC North:

I must start off by mentioning that I have spent my whole life in the Minneapolis area, so I am definately biased.
That being said, the NFC North looks to be following the lead of the MLB AL Central.
Less than 3 years ago, the AL central was the joke of baseball (thankfully supplanted last year by the NL West). Today, the central has surpassed the AL East as the toughest division in the majors. As Ozzie correctly pointed out, the Tigers, Twins and White Sox would all be kicking around the Mets (and every other sorry ass NL team) if they played in the NL. This statement cannot be disputed
Although the NFC North has been the weakest division in football the last few years, this is starting to change.
The Vikes and Lions both made very impressive statements in week 1 (ok, unstoppable makes a good point; but the Lions' defense certainly did). The Bears were not tested, but it would be surprising if they fell of significantly from last year. The only weak link are the Packers; and as I Vikings fanatic, I cannot even articulate how wonderful that is.
I know it's only week 1, and I am by no means an expert; but as Dylan once wrote, "you don't have to be a weatherman to know which way the wind is blowing"
Oh, yeah, and the NFC South Sucks Ass

Isiah Thomas said...

I think bryan might like the ball dipping. Looks like he was drunk posting again.

Spaceman Spiff said...

uh oh, the act is up, someone found out the teabagging wasnt real.

Isiah Thomas said...

nothing like a spurned former lover of DB taking his frustration out on us.

Spaceman Spiff said...

where did the star trek statement come from, i looked in left field, still cant figure it out

Isiah Thomas said...

a new post is up

The Rev said...

Gee, did I miss something today?

Three things...

First of all, I actually give a kudo to Bryan. If you're gonna blast us, I have no problem with that. Come strong with it.

Secondly, although I was not one of the anonymous posters who posted the crude stuff, I believe that we all got the feeling that if one of us well-known posters posted something at KC's blog like you posted here under our real blogger names, it would be deleted by Kevin Cott immediately. Look at how fast he deleted it when our blog link went up there. I'm pretty sure he wouldn't allow a comment posted under Rev. Smokin Steve to stay up there long if I really told him what I felt now.

One thing you will notice is that nothing gets deleted by the blog administrator here. We have enough balls to allow you to post negative shit about us, unlike someone else. Your postings Brayn, as crude as they are, will stay.

Thirdly, how long did it take for him to figure out not to allow anonymous comments anyway? Geez, he could have figured that out in the first week. This blog isn't brain surgery here.

For a lawyer, he's not too damn bright about stuff like that. I wouldn't want him defending my ass. I'd get 10 years in prison for jaywalking if he was my defender.

Bottom line... KC never embraced us as commenters over there because people were coming to his blog to read what we were saying. He wasn't posting enough, and he knew we were carrying the readership. He knew it. It hurt his ego. So he got pissy about it. This would have never happened if he had just embraced what we did and actually been a part of our give and take on his blog more. It's not that hard. Dan Shanoff has figured that out to some extent. KC never did.

If that means that some people come back and post anonymous comments on your blog in retaliation after you attempt to kick them off, well that's just the breaks.

And Bryan, you have every right to call the people who did that assholes over here. But I think you're outnumbered. And we actually enjoy it when someone gets pissed at us. So keep it up.

JFreak said...

I agree that it's kind of dumb. But I also don't really care.

But, the only time I hear about KC is when one of you guys comment about making a comment. I say we just let him be. He's a douche, he blew us off when we were some of his only fans. Let's just get over it.

anonymous said...

bryan is tough, he posts in the evening, and on the previous day's post. balls out man, you won this one!

anyways, ive also said the jig is up on the KC blog. i think most people were pushing it the last week or so just to get him to turn the Anon comments off. im pretty sure it was just to be annoying. does this mean that someone likes star trek or doesnt get laid? well youre on here too buddy, so welcome to the fold.

annoying and bored at desk jobs (seems like most of us) is all it is. i love it when people make a huge deal over shit like this. wow man, you figured us out! you really posted a harsh comment, and we totally cant "come back" to you!

u r 2 cool! internat kool!

i dont think he's been mentioned over here anyways. people were just re-posting a couple funny comments from there, but even that has died out.

let kcock go.. we dont care anymore. a "sportswriter" who doesnt write is like an athlete that's always injured. u only get so many chances until everyone thinks youre full of BS. and im pretty sure that point has passed for him.

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