Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Suppose I gave you a K-Fed album, is that something you might be interested in?

Ok, this is not a sports post. But I think everyone can make an exception for a great American, Kevin Federline. K-Fed would only be a colossal loser if he didn't take himself so seriously. Given that he does, words cannot do the man any justice. He is a cross-pollination of loserdom and finger-nails-down-the-chalkboard unbelievable. Please tell me some people caught the Teen Choice Awards performance on Sunday night. While we all are probably north of the target demographic for said show, entertainment is entertainment. I had the pleasure to be flipping channels just as his impending performance was being announced by Mrs. Spears. Needless to say, I had to not only stop changing channels but I also had to fire up the DVR. Further, I am saving that 5 min. of pure unadulterated comedy. Not only was he full on glaring in hip-hop repose, but you really could read his mind through his rhyme scheme. The man's rhymes were singularly focused on cars, clothes, and booze. If he was 50 Cent or someother hip-hop dolt, you might even find it in your heart to forgive him due to simply not knowing better, or just being a cog in the corporate music regime; but he is simply a man-whore of the highest order living off of his wife. All the while, you know he really tries to hide this reality from himself and fashions himself a true music impresario with true talent. Classic. Please if you have not seen his performance check it out on YouTube. You will not be disappointed. K-Fed should be the poster child of Lords of Vengeance. F Clarett. K-Fed is the man!

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JFreak said...

boo.

K-Fed sucks and shouldn't be spoken of.

thejaywhite said...

i have been trying to find Kfed on you tube since that night but cant find it

GM-Carson said...

but K-Fed gets to fuck Britney Spears...that's more than I can claim.

Beth82678 said...

Here's a link to a link (sorry, I couldn't figure out how to link it directly) to Federline's video (sorry, I refuse to call him K-Fed). Go to http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=231185>1=7703 and then click on the "Watch K-Fed's rap debut" link, and after sitting thru a short commercial it'll come up.

I don't know, I'm too white I guess in that most rap does nothing for me, although I do like Enimem I have to admit. ("Lose Yourself" is genius.) So I can't say if it's awful or passable.

What's more scary than his rapping is his wife. I can't remember where I read it recently, but someone pointed out that this is the same woman who only a short while ago was so hot that both men AND women all wanted to have sex with. To me, she now looks like the trashy pregnant girl you see hanging her laundry to dry outside her trailer.

GM-Carson said...

"she now looks like the trashy pregnant girl you see hanging her laundry to dry outside her trailer"

and that's the exact reason i want to bang the shit out of her!

Los said...

He makes me throw up a little in my mouth each time I see him.

He reminds me of Vanilla Ice. Ice would whore himself out to anything that was "in," and became a national punch-line.

anonymous said...

everyone raise a glass.. our hero!

any man that can live off the treasures of someone else deserves our utmost respect. we could all learn something here.

thejaywhite said...

his performance was pretty AVG at best..

atleast hes smart enough to realize he cant carry the song on his own so he added the DJ singing a bit...his last song it was just him and it was pretty bad..but he still hasnt figured out that you dont sing for 95% of the duration of the song..you have to let the background music and backup singers carry a bit of it...it just becomes way to repetitive with him carrying the lyrics the whole time..plus the song is bad..

he sucks but hes sort of like all our hero too..he gives us all hope that we can score any girl on the planet

GM-Carson said...

yeah, i want to score with your mom!

thejaywhite said...

you should want to score with my mom..i seen your photo and shes far out of your league

The Stevo in H-Town said...

corey&carson commented on..."she now looks like the trashy pregnant girl you see hanging her laundry to dry outside her trailer"

"..and that's the exact reason i want to bang the shit out of her!"

Valid point....

Iamunstoppable surmises,
"...any man that can live off the treasures of someone else deserves our utmost respect. we could all learn something here...."

Valid point....

GM-Carson said...

jaywhite...your mom's out of my league? I should have guessed because she produced such a stone cold playa like yourself...ha!

thejaywhite said...

momma white is out of everyones league

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thejaywhite said...

i would compare britneys downfall more to luke on the OC...when he started dating his ex girlfriends mom and then they wrote him off the show

GM-Carson said...

we're heading down a very slippery slope with the "mom" comments...and I know I started it.

But that leads me to a conversation topic- M.I.L.F.'s...Sophia Lauren is f'n hot for an old chick!

GM-Carson said...

jaywhite- and O.C. fan...me too! I'll admit it, it's guilty pleasure.

Isiah Thomas said...

haven't seen the performance and I never will.

I imagine K-Fed is really thejaywhite. Or thejaywhite is a K-Fed impersonator.

thejaywhite said...

ya I sort of only watched half the episodes this season..i lost a lot of interest in the show but I used to really like it...they better get their act together or it will be off the air in 07

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anonymous said...

can someone relate this to 90210 or saved by the bell instead? ive never watched the OC.

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thejaywhite said...

Its like when steve started dating a chinese chic with a kid..you know the single most athletic person on prime time tvs life would never be the same


or like when (on saved by the bell) johny fontain...the movie star who came to do the dont do drug television commercial only he turned out to be a druggie himself....johny was every kids idol including hte kids at bayside until his dirty little secret was exposed

anonymous said...

oh shit!

no time! there's never any time!! im so excited.... im so excite...

im so SCAAARED!

anonymous said...

he smoked the pot! no johnny, no!

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temwr said...

I sit here reading the comments and I am just amazingly amazed at the awesomeness here. It started out with Federline (I'm with Beth, no K-Fed, makes him sound cooler than he is) then we went to the OC and now we are to Saved by The Bell and 90210. I suspect that if we took any three people on this comment section that we could destroy any competitors on that Pop Culture Trivia Show on VH-1.

thejaywhite said...

I would absolutely dominate that show..

What really amazes me is the fact noone on here has read my latest blog entry

whocares said...

unstoppable,

It kind of reminds me of the Saved By The Bell episode where Casey Casem chronicles the life and times of "The Zack Attack."

Not really, I just wanted to type "Zack Attack". Sorry, I mean "Freinds Forever."

GM-Carson said...

I was answering 75% of the questions on that VH1 Pop Culture challenge show...that's so very, very sad and pathetic.

I love having the summers off and watching sydicated Saved by the Bell on TBS in the mornings. The Caffiene pills episode was on recently.

jugdish said...

That's funny...both the Casey Casem episode, and the No Hope with Dope episode of Saved by the Bell was on this morning...

GM-Carson said...

we really have NO lives here...ain't it grand?!

Beth82678 said...

You know temwr87, I was reading these comments and was also amazed, but for a different reason. I mean here I am a chick and even I think at least 90210 and The OC are too "chick-ish". Good thing you guys are secure in your masculinity and heterosexuality!

And I'm not sure if I should be proud or embarrassed that I've never seen even 1 episode of "Saved by the Bell", 90210 or The OC. I'll stick with proud though.

GM-Carson said...

Beth- be embarasses, those are pop culture staples!

temwr said...

It seems impossible that you would not have seen any episodes of SBTB, 90210, or The OC.

I can't comprehend how at some point in your life you didn't at least catch 1 episode of 1 of those shows.

mound of venus said...

since we are talking about tv shows...i hope someone noted the title of my post--a blatant entourage reference.

thejaywhite said...

To mound of venus:

supposed I told you I had a 22inch cock..is that something you might be interested in

El Padrino said...

k-fed is my hero.
if he didnt bang britney he would have never gotten a record deal
never been giving a shot to do anything in life other than back-up dance and make babies with bitches from UPN network and he would have never gotten whatever % he's getting once these two part ways...IAM is right.
We could all learn something here.
Now, I ain't sayin he a goldigger
but..........

GM-Carson said...

I think K-Fed should head the frontier of gold digging men...it's time the tables have turned!

*By the way, I'm being sarcastic, I'm not trying to start a sexism war here.

thejaywhite said...

no really..im amazing noone has read my blog yet..i'd be real interested to hear what thebeth thinks

whocares said...

beth,

You are only confirming the rumors of your dike-ishness by admitting that you have never seen any of those shows.

I guess, by that same logic, we may all be admitting small amounts of homosexuality in saying that these were pop culture staples of our youth.

It sure is a slippery slope.

temwr said...

I'll read it when I get home from work jay.

thejaywhite said...

I cant get over how old some of these actors were as they were playing highschool kids..

I watch 90210 everyday on TVtropolis in canada and theyre in the SR year of highschool and dylan looks about 34, but thats nothing compared to andrea who must be 42

The Rev said...

Yes, you may all rest easy. I am offically back.

And I come back to... discussions on K-Fed and Saved By The Bell?

What, no one wants to discuss the Jamie Moyer trade or anything?

By the way... I never watched OC. 90210 I only watched about 5 minutes at a time to see the hot babes then I lost interest. But Saved By The Bell was a guilty pleasure.

Isiah Thomas said...

did you see the LLWS had to start a 5 second delay bc some kid dropped an F bomb, that's awesome.

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thejaywhite said...

you american boys missed out on one of the great canadian cult shows....degrassi!!!

and do you get trailer park boys?

how bout the gibbons lilly fight on the toronto blue jays

Isiah Thomas said...

I'm just waiting for Britney to launch her comeback with either a porn video or Playboy spread, either/or, hopefully both.

And can you look at her the same after Federline has run up in it? That's gotta be worse then getting thejaywhite sloppy seconds.

And thejaywhite must be a writer for the NY Times.....

anonymous said...

i could go for days on SBTB knowledge. did u know there was a board game? also how funny is it that Screech is losing his house?

i liked Dylan cause he was a drunk, a manwhore, and set the bar low enough for all of us.

and did it all while he was in high school.

Isiah Thomas said...

I love having a canadian on this. I've heard of Degrassi. But can't say it was in the viewing rotation.

thejaywhite, please start using eh or donchaknow in your posts, it'll add to their effectiveness donchaknow, eh?

Isiah Thomas said...

besides bacon, the best canadian export was Shania Twain, she's canadian right?

thejaywhite said...

dylan didnt become a true manwhore or addict until he lost his money to the lady pretending to be his dads mistress....then he went hardcore destructive mode


i dont get how screech could be having such money trouble..just from syndication alone he should be alright...too bad his character ruined any credibility he has that he is so low he couldnt even get invited onto the surreal life

Isiah Thomas said...

I think Mr. Belding banged Lisa Turtle in the ass.

thejaywhite said...

oh i love shania....shes my number 1 babe of all time..actually from the same town as her...did ya know shes only 4'11 eh

they make her look so tall in her videos

my favourite canadian right now would probly have to be sloan on entourage

anonymous said...

jaywhite's blog gives me hours of entertainment. a very funny read.

ok, more like minutes, but still, it's funny.

The Rev said...

Screech losing his house is not that funny.

What is funny is that he thinks he can sell a bunch of t-shirts in order to save it.

whocares said...

Ike,

I think you need to go ahead and sign that kid from the LLWS to be the future of the Knicks. He is in the neighborhood of 6'8" 250-something.

Uhhhh, hey kid. Danny Almonte called and he needs his birth certificate back.

anonymous said...

Mr Belding was on an episode of "its always sunny in philadelphia". he was the gym teacher that they tried to frame for molestation.

Isiah Thomas said...

is that It's always sunny show funny? I've had it on my DVR for a few months now and haven't watched it.

Ike? you mean zeke? I'm all for wife beating but I only beat down franchises and leagues. JK on the wife beating.

jugdish said...

You can buy Saved by the Bell seasons on DVD!

Beth82678 said...

Hey, I just looked it up, Saved By The Bell came on when I was 11 til I was 14. I had a pretty strict mom (part of the reason I left home at 18) and she didn't let me watch much tv growing up so that may have been part of it. If I had any idea at the time that by not watching a bad sitcom I'd be confirming my "dikeishness", I'd have been figured out some way to see it I'm sure. (That's sarcasm btw.)

I have to say though, being the only gal reading all these comments has been educational - I feel I now have a slightly better idea of how guys talk when no (or few) women are around. But that still didn't prepare me for jaywhite's post. Seriously jay, you should be pretty embarrassed about what you did, not semi-bragging about it. (I mean she didn't "deserve" a ride home?! Geez, she only slept with you after you promised you'd give her a ride. For all guys looking to get lucky quickly, you just struck a blow against it by your attitude - I guess cause she was "easy" she didn't deserve any respect or basic kindness or consideration.)

Sorry if I'm coming across as real bitchy, but for this one you deserve it. (And right about now a bunch of guys are thinking "See! This is why we don't need a woman on this blog!!"

thejaywhite said...

I went on a recruiting trip in highschool to penn U for track n field..and they kept telling me how one of their more famous alumnus was mr belding

Isiah Thomas said...

from the sounds of it, a night with thejaywhite is payment/thanks/gratitude enough.

Isiah Thomas said...

actually Beth your opinions are welcomed and encouraged, getting a woman's opinions here is great....

....it just reaffirms we were right all along.

thejaywhite said...

actually beth..I agree it was rather harsh eh..it was 5 years ago...if that was now I would just move on to a girl who lived closer....

however - its one of the truly great college stories you will ever hear...

anonymous said...

it's a fiction blog.. dont take it so hard.

thejaywhite said...

zeke,,u always were my favourite player!!

and asmuch as i like jordan i can never truly love him cause he had you left off the dream team

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Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I literally live like 10-15 minutes away from Screech. My buddy's brother did some blow with him in the bathroom at McGillicuddy's once. That's what he says at least.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Mr. Belding nooooo. They couldn't get the bicycle shop owner who got in the tub with Dudley on Diff Strokes?

If I knew as much about marketing as I do Saved by the Bell I would be CEO of my company. In the Caffine Pill episode the name of their singing group was Hot Sundae

Put your mind to it go for it
come on and break a sweat
Rock and Rooolllll
You aint seen nothin yet

My friends wife actually has the board game. I think that's the only thing I could possibly go pro in.

Isiah Thomas said...

thejaywhite....what was ICQ?

thejaywhite said...

ICQ was the original instant messanger product ( i believe)..

it was very old school compared to the things out now


and beth...saved by the bell had a much longer than 3 year run on TV...they had a few years in JR high..then highschool ten a summer beach season..then 2 failed years at college capped off by a made for TV movie series finale

thejaywhite said...

oh i forgot..there was also the season where they worked in the mall.....theres an episode on now..

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JFreak said...

Didn't Screech become a boxer or something?

The Rev said...

Yeah Beth, I wouldn't take thejaywhite too seriously. None of us do.

We do need at least one woman posting here if not more. It helps the discussion go much higher.

The Rev said...

Screech boxed once in a celebrity match against the guy who played Horshack in Welcome Back Kotter, Ron Palillo.

And Screech kicked his ass.

Martin VanNostrand said...

The Christmas episode took place when they worked at the mall. That hot chicks homeless dad passing out and all. There was also a week long series where they were in Hawaii at Kelley's uncles resort.

I always wondered how they jumped from Jr. High in Indiana to Bayside California. A tornado took the whole town there except Nikki and Mikey?

Isiah Thomas said...

Team USA has been doing well in the FIBA championships....

I don't get how people say they "struggled" vs PR and how they they just eeked by another win today.

They get up by 30 pts then put in Brad Miller....

And I'm tired of people claiming Ginobli and Argentina are so fucking great. Same thing Pau Gasol and Spain?

We invented this game for fucks sake. Team USA will win this puppy and restore our reign.

The Rev said...

By the way...

Just for the record to respond to earlier questions about the blog name, I think the blog title is fine the way it is now. I gave it the Z by request. That will be final.

The url I believe should stay the same to avoid more reader confusion. People are coming here in droves and I don't want to confuse them by changing the url suddenly just because the letters KC are in it. I think we can live with the url. I want people to keep coming back, and I think everyone is used to this url now.

Besides, the url does pay homage to the place where we all came together, even if the actual blogger it represents let us all down in the end.

thejaywhite said...

the episode on tv right now is where they find the money in the mall and they are being chased by guys and screech screwed up buying the U2 tickets.

Martin VanNostrand said...

As for USA vs Italy I think USA wins by 25. Italy couldn't beat the US at the World Cup so how are they supposed to beat us at the World Championships? Sheridan probably has the US losing by 52 as his "craziest story to get by the editors" entry for the week.

Isiah Thomas said...

has anyone emailed KC and received a response? Just wonder if he's through crying yet?

whocares said...

Zeke,

My mistake.

Martin,

The tornado also forgot to pick up Milo (the handyman?) and Ms. Bliss. Oh yeah, and the bully who couldnt read in the seventh grade...

Isiah Thomas said...

you know Sheridan already has his column ready if/when Team USA loses.....

He can't wait to stick it to them. The guy is a total d bag.

thejaywhite said...

see the story line on degrassi was so much better..dwayne the bully used to beat on joey all the time for 4 straight seasons....then in hte 5th year of highschool ( you get 5 years in canada)...dwayne slept with a girl in the summer and got aids...so joey decided to fight back in the bathroom until he slammed dwaynes head into a urinal and dwayne was bleading..then dwaynes sees his own blood and starts freaking out " you heard what they said in health class today..what if i have aids..what if you have aids"...

then obviously joey puts 2 and 2 together and but doesnt tell anyone dwayne has aids...but dwayne decides to tell everyone on his own and all his bully friends disown him..

Spaceman Spiff said...

isisah, youre the one that paying sheridan to write against team usa. hell hath no fury like zeke scorned. still feeling bitter about being left off the dream team.

ebntx said...

ok, so I came here just like everyone else: followed kc from page2 and been reading the comments ever since. the sbtb posts finally got to me and i had to create an account and leave a comment. permission to join la revolution.

ebntx said...

permission?

Spaceman Spiff said...

shut up ebntx

Spaceman Spiff said...

should of come in guns blazing, not with a white flag

Keith S said...

What chick wouldn't want to hook up with a guy who sits around all day watching Saved By The Bell.

GM-Carson said...

I've done a post on my other blog http://morehardball.blogspot.com about the Lilly-vs-Gibbons Blue Jay Battle Royale!

and Smokin- we get to see first hand how the Jamie Moyer trade works out for the Phils tonight. Now they need to get another OF with Rowand breaking his ankle and all.

GM-Carson said...

Kevin Smith of Jay & Silent Bob fame is a huge Degrassi fan...mentions it in his movies from time to time.

Spaceman Spiff said...

ebntx, you may speak

Isiah Thomas said...

ebntx...welcome, and anyone else reading and not posting, join the fun, the waters warm...

but don't let your first post be limp wristed like A-Rod. Bring some heat.

again, welcome.

Martin VanNostrand said...

I think Deek was the bully that could not read. Miss Bliss was pretty much done when they took her name off the show and changed it to Saved by the Bell. I think they just kept her on until her contract expired. Mikey and Nikki sucked, I'm glad the magic tornado left them in Indiana.

best bully name of all time?

I vote "the Gooch" from Different Strokes

ebntx said...

tks, spiff, just didn't want to come in here and get the jaywhite treatment

ebntx said...

tks zeke...btw...love your work (knicks) kind of compares to me trying to play poker on friends money

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Isiah Thomas said...

the really sad part....the Knicks will be better this year than they were last year, I'll at least get 2 seasons....

temwr said...

Gibbons Lilly is crazy stuff. I think this is Gibbons last year with the Jays.

Anyone play Madden yet?

Zeke's handling of the CBA is like Simmons' handling of the WSOP.

Martin VanNostrand said...

It just hit me. Sheridan is the Dan Shaughnessy of USA basketball. That's what he is aspiring towards.

Zeke you make an excellent point. I bet his card reads.

Chris Sheridan
ESPN sports writer
d bag 1-555-USA-LOSE

Isiah Thomas said...

if I see another commercial for that new movie with Marky Mark I might off myself...

the one shot where he's running down the field and his helmet is 10 sizes too big....makes me want to die.

ebntx said...

how about espn come up with their own "jerk" hotline and everyone could jam the lines about sheridan?

Martin VanNostrand said...

Just read the 76ers are working out Dajuan Wagner.

anonymous said...

SBTB in indiana... you mean "good morning, miss bliss".

as for how they shifted from IN to Bayside in CA, it's really quite simple...

zack's dad got a high paying west coast job (long hours), his 1st mom came with them but soon felt alone. she got a nose and boob job, and started doing crank. meanwhile, her husband became a recluse, bathing himself in drugs and loose women.. zack's brother became an attorney in New York, but ashamed of his family he ultimately killed himself before his career took off. this disruptive upbringing took its toll on young zack. it made him hunger for the need to be loved. he found himself trying to fill this void with girls as he craved the attention. he had mild flings with Lisa and Jessie and even 'experimented' with Screech once. Slater was a bit too much into himself (he was metro before there was even Metro). After all this though, Zack knew his true love was Kelly. Zack took her to prom and various dates at The Max. he called her on his monstrous cell phone. they broke it off during high school, but once they hit their elder years, and attended Jessie's Father's Wedding, he knew in his heart that they would be together.

i mean, this was the girl who played volleyball with him at the summer resort, wore a strange princess outfit to a school dance while he sported a big floppy hat, and who's family was so poor that she couldnt buy one dress.. but yet they had a huge house.

how could he NOT love her?

post-college years were better left unsaid, but you can see the unrated dvds.. years later, Zack became jealous when Slater contacted Kelly through MySpace. in a rage of jealousy and insecurity (no doubt caused by his family upbringing) he kills Slater. this would've been great, but Slater was the lead judge on "So you think you can dance". everybody noticed he was gone.

after a quick trial, Zack began serving a life sentence for the murder. Kelly does not visit him to this day. she also killed their child due to not wanting to have "his seed continue on". she kept it real.

from hoops star to lead singer of a band, to dating the head cheerleader.. Zack had it all. but really, in his heart, he had nothing. and his ultimate downfall was needing to be loved.

and that is the SBTB 'E! true hollywood story'.

ebntx said...

iamunstopabble

you forgot where it was revealed the reason belding was always on zack...he was really his father courtesy of a sperm donation years previously...after online searching zack moved to cali to be closer to dad

anonymous said...

i was just highlighting the tragedy of it all. happy endings are for suckas.

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ebntx said...

so is everybody else's workday like mine since I have been reading....productivity way down

anonymous said...

just to be clear, Happy Endings in little chinatown are okay though..

ebntx said...

btw..i still laugh everytime i see your pic iamunstoppable. it goes perfect with the name

Isiah Thomas said...

I think Zach would have roofied some chick in college and he and his friends would have gang raped her.

This would have led to him being on probabtion which would have led to him not getting to plead guilty to manslaughter in Slaters trial.

Isiah Thomas said...

didn't dajuan wagner shit out 8 inches of his colon a few years back which led to surgery and him being out of the league for 3 years? He's making a comeback? Nice.

Isiah Thomas said...

anyone else hear the Arizona Cardinals have an offer on the table to name their new stadium "The Pink Taco Stadium"...?

Isiah Thomas said...

and Rev, adding that Z really looks sweet. Our street cred has to be through the roof now. Thanks again.

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Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Oh, and like you're not even REMOTELY interested in him. Zeke, you've lost a step.

ebntx said...

like the az card post...good name for it since they have leinart who is a pussy

thejaywhite said...

best bully of all time

charles oakley

Spaceman Spiff said...

wagner had some part of his colon taken out, and now is back to shit on all defenses trying to stop him

jugdish said...

Best bully...what about Matt Dillon in The Bodyguard?? Does anyone remember that one??

thejaywhite said...

wasnt kevin costner in the body guard

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jugdish said...

I think I have it wrong...it might have been called My Bodyguard. Its an oldie, but not so goodie.

anonymous said...

jaywhite has nailed paris hilton..

jugdish said...

He nailed Paris Hilton...no one's ever done that before!

Spaceman Spiff said...

steve it is worth somethin, its worth herpes

Spaceman Spiff said...

one time i heard someone call leinart, matt walmart, and I know it makes absolutely no sense, but I laughed anyways. I still cant figure out why

thejaywhite said...

the only thing I Can think of is

A it sort of rhymes with his name and its funny cause he sucks

B on the simple life paris had never been to a walmart and asked if they sold walls there...when someone mentioned the name of the store

The Rev said...

For the record, I think that anyone who asks permission to speak on this comments board should not get it.

Come in strong with guns blazing, that's what I say.

I don't know how we would deny permission to anyone, and really I wouldn't do that. But are we that intimidating that newcomers feel the need to raise their hand first and ask to speak?

If we are that intimidating... cool!

Isiah Thomas said...

is Leinart/Hilton the best athlete/skank combo in history?

The Rev said...

Paris Hilton belongs in Home Depot instead of the Walmart.

She'd be right at home in the nail aisle.

El Padrino said...

tiger said in an interview that he is more mentally strong then he was during the 1999-2000 year(s) where he pretty much destroyed everyone, and he said he is also physically stronger

um yeah. watch out.

also, i got $50 that say thiesmann rips Kornheiser's head off by week 5

The Rev said...

Athlete/skank combo... it isn't even close.

Kris and Anna Benson, hands down!

Chuck Finley and Tawny Kitaen come close though.

Keith S said...

Wasn't Urlacher fucking Paris a while back? That's a good badass/whore combo.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Are we talking best athlete and best skank? If so I have to go Tom Brady/Tara Reid a few years back. They were MVP's in atheltics and skankyness

Kevin Cott Spy said...

We win, Kevin Cott has given up and made posting comments available, therefore do not post over there, vengeance is ours

Martin VanNostrand said...

Wow. Saddam's hunger strike lasted longer.

thejaywhite said...

I wouldnt call leinart or brady and athlete...just a fucking loser in the right place right time just like jeter

and good call on benson and kitaen

another one could be rob and amber

Spaceman Spiff said...

Junior Seau's retirement lasted longer?

whocares said...

Jugdish,

It was My Bodyguard. Great Flick.

And I dont think AC can be defined as Metro. Any dude that has an elastic waistband on his pants cannot, under any circumstances, be considered Metro.

temwr said...

Rodman/Electra

Didn't Madonna and Rodman do it too?

I don't know if Benson counts because he is a lame ass.

Spaceman Spiff said...

Ac had a sweet gerry curl mullet

temwr said...

AC Slater is the best athlete ever.

Zach was metro, not AC.

The Rev said...

I just saw the KC Spy comment here, and looked over there at KC's blog. Yes, comments is back on.

His quote...

(***Also, I'm cautiously putting comments back on. I think I pissed off enough people that it might be okay now. We'll see....)

So he did this all along in the hopes of scaring us away, then putting it back on again a few days later. Is he for real?

I'm not going to post a comment over there. But I am curious to see if anyone will. I think it would be funny to see someone post a comment over there and just torch him.

thejaywhite said...

I liked the elastics at hte bottom of ACs pants.....those were the best

anonymous said...

i strictly forbid anyone to post over there. read his stuff, fine... but let's not post any comments. just let him be.

VIVA!

The Rev said...

OK, maybe we don't need to comment over there.

But I may have to peek in occasionally. I'm wondering how far over to lameness the comments board will move over there. It could be high on the unintentional comedy scale.

temwr said...

If I were to post anything over there it would only be

"Cott is a douchebag. That is all."

anonymous said...

in other (important) news.. Kornheiser is great on MNF. i think i'll watch just for him, no matter how bad the teams are.

ebntx said...

temwr87-

rodman/electra

but who is the skank

rev-

i only asked permission like i said before because i didnt want to come off as an ass right away...but i am already in...so fuck it

Martin VanNostrand said...

well said iamunstoppable, cuz we keeps it real

temwr said...

Cott's comments already refer to the "pre 8/22/06" comment section. Dorf is a douchebag.

Poor Beth, she must be mad, we are talking about Cott again.

As I predicted after week 1 of MNF Kornheiser and Theismann will fight at some point and blood will spill. It will be the most awesome thing EVER.

whocares said...

ebntx,

Welcome aboard. We have one rule here. Always remeber to Viva La Revolution.

By the way, how many of your kind are out there?

ebntx said...

it's just me and me alone...i ride solo

damn i sound like a sat morning reject

Spaceman Spiff said...

while theismann and kornheiser fight, tirico will sneak away, while the attention is on them, to go fondle someone's breasts.

thejaywhite said...

90210 is on!!!

ebntx said...

dorf should be hunted down, strung up and left for the coyotes

anonymous said...

suzy kolber or that michelle tafoya? if theyre gonna force us to have women on the sidelines, why cant they get hot young chicks on there instead? Middle-Aged Michelle and Soccer Mom Suzy dont do it for me.

in other, other news.. now that i see our replacement on the other board (Dorf), i dont want to go there anyways.

Cott, i know youre reading this.. you Chinese government bastard. you can run your dictatorship into the ground!

i keepz it reeeelz!

ebntx said...

thejaywhite-

90210

so is that where you get your game? steve sanders is that you?

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The Rev said...

His comments section is like a car wreck now. I just have to watch for my own morbid curiosity.

By the way... I never got to say this. But I remembered the quote from KC on how he felt like it was Lord of the Flies, that he wouldn't be able to speak on the blog without a conch shell.

Ummmmm... it was his blog. It's not like he didn't have the power to post on it anytime he wanted. And it's not like he couldn't have joined the discussion in the comments board whenever he wanted.

All KC had to do was join in with us. But I think he was a little upset that people were coming back to his blog to read what we were saying instead of what he was saying. Like it was our fault he only posted once every 11 days.

Reading that Dorf guy's comments over there made me think of that.

The Rev said...

And besides...

If any of us comment over there, we may risk some serious hazing from our compadres over here.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...
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The Rev said...

I'm actually starting to think that there is a setup of some sort happening. It is weird that the first comments over there are from people who don't have blogs linked.

And the comments have been a little weird too.

anonymous said...

i will personally dip my balls on anyone who posts over there.

temwr said...

iamumstoppable,

now thejaywhite is guaranteed to post there.

the posters over there are probably Cott's best friends.

and I am still pissed he stole my Lord of the Flies joke.

ebntx said...

iamunstoppable-

tks for the warning

The Rev said...

Well that seals it for me. I won't post over there for sure.

I can't be having no balls dipped on me.

The Rev said...

Temwr87...

Just curious. When did you use that joke?

ebntx said...

ok..so on an offnote..how in the @#$% do i add a pic to my name?

Isiah Thomas said...

The only thing that we need to post over there is :

sonsofkc.blogspot.com

repeatedly.

and of course:

VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

Isiah Thomas said...

if teabagging isn't enough of a deterrent I don't know what is....

whocares said...

Who is this Kevin Cott people keep referring to?

I think I once knew a man by that name, but he is dead to me now...

anonymous said...

a little self promotion never hurt anyone...

The Rev said...

If it is one of KC's friends posting under Dorf, or even KC himself, I gotta say one thing...

Couldn't you find a cooler name than Dorf?

The Rev said...

Actually, I vote for this...

I vote that Zeke be allowed to post the sonsofkc.blogspot.com link on there with no teabagging repercussions whatsoever.

Agreed?

Isiah Thomas said...

did anyone else hear the crickets and see the tumble weed on KC's blog?

that's all I could envision as I was reading that last entry.

You could tell he has his tail between his legs. Look at us, in what 5 days we have totally destroyed him.

And the comments over there? What the fuck is that? Now KC, that last entry and comments...now THAT is sad....REALLY.

VIVA BITCHES!

ebntx said...

so any comparisons on the short rise and quick fall of kc?

how about haley joel osment

Isiah Thomas said...

I went through all his entries and links on the old place a few weeks back because I was that damned bored at work...the only ones posting over besides us were his friends, if you follow the links to the other blogs its the same people posting.

I'm done with that, no need to mention again. This place is where its at, that place is old news. It's tired.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...
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Isiah Thomas said...

I second the motion Steve, douchebag (no need to capitalize) or dbag or db.

No need to give db free pub.

Isiah Thomas said...

eb - even France put up more of a fight than db....

ebntx said...

good one zeke...

Isiah Thomas said...

at least haley joel was driving around drunk in a 1995 Saturn before he flipped it...

Isiah Thomas said...

Rev I don't mind posting as....

you'll know when you see the "comment removed by admin" that it was our link....

The Rev said...

You know, if he wanted a blog where only his friends posted on it, he should have never posted the link on his last column on espn.com in the first place.

Haley Joel Osment... yeah, that's a good comparison.

A better comparison... we maybe talking the level of Gary Coleman here.

ebntx said...

i used him, because he made what like 1-2 movies. douchebag made what like 1-2 actual posts not concerning kid rock or starbucks

The Rev said...

I actually liked the Starbucks one.

I taste the mocha.

Isiah Thomas said...

who saw Sheridan's latest article - what a fag, now he's trying to root for Team USA...

ebntx said...

so isnt referencing his blogs implying that you want him back?

thejaywhite said...

lets call cott douchebag from now on

or brokeback

The Rev said...

Referencing his past blog is not implying anything.

It is simply a reference that I knew would get a chuckle out of those who saw it.

The Rev said...

Remember guys...

KC is a lawyer now. He could try to sue your ass for calling him a douchebag.

Isiah Thomas said...

douchebag, dbag, db, brokeback, bb are all on the accepted list, others can be added at our discretion....

Personally, I'm done talking about bb, there's nothing there for me, or us, it's old news.

thejaywhite said...

he hasnt posted his bar results..obviously they didnt go well eh

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