Friday, August 25, 2006

Enough is Enough is Enough

I am sick and tired of hearing about TO.

I don't care.

Stop talking to me about him.

Wednesday, I turn on the 6 PM Sportscenter, and what do I see? BREAKING NEWS!!! OH MY GOD, TERRELL OWENS IS OUT OF PRE-SEASON PRACTICE! THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING EVER! Then "that guy" starts rambling on for 5 minutes, while I'm ramming my head into my TV screen. Honestly, it's just enough. No man on Earth deserves this kind of attention. At this point, it would be great if TO would just cease to exist.


Okay, so I just heard last night that Pluto is no longer classified as a planet. What the hell? Since forever there have been 9 planets. How do you just scratch one off? I'm really confused by this, and I'm sure it's going to negatively affect me. I mean, my life up until this point is a lie. How many conversations would this have changed? The ramifications of this are astronomical. Think about this, all those horoscopes that were based off of Pluto's placement are junk now. What will all those poor astrologers do?

190 comments:

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thejaywhite said...
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thejaywhite said...

i fucking love TO....no i dont like his little gimmicks and shit but hes one hell of a tough football player...best reciever in a long time..moss may have had more explosive years but TO plays the game the way the games supposed to be played....that superbowl performance was amazing.


Pluto- thats a joke right..

cause Zack said its MVEMJSUNP

Beth82678 said...

Actually, today's Atlanta paper had a good suggestion from "an everday person" - Pluto shouldn't have to meet all the planet qualifications they've since come up with, it should be grandfathered in. You're right though jfreak, it throws everything we think we know off. Some facts just shouldn't be messed with.

And to respond to the trail end of the comments to the previous post, what motivation would I have to contribute a bikini (or similar) pic? :-)

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thejaywhite said...

If Beth posts a bikini photo..the jaywhite will post a speedo pic

Los said...

Technically, it is still a planet, but it is only a minor planet now. Apparently, there are two classes of planets, of which the othe 8 are still in.

And being a Philly guy, we've had too much news about T.O. for about 2 years now. I seldom like to wish harm on any athlete, but T.O. and Bonds are ones I do wish harm on.

Isiah Thomas said...

thejaywhite wasn't in Screech that came up with MVEMJSUNP, no way Zach was smart enough to coin the phrase himself....

thejaywhite said...

ya but when zack repeatedit...it actually meant something..noone listens to screech....and bonds is awsome

ebntx said...

beth-

being the only woman in here, wouldn't it be nice being the one most desired?

The Rev said...

You're sick of him?

I had to root for him for two seasons. I still have an Eagles TO jersey hanging in my closet I can't bear to wear anymore.

I was betrayed by him.

ebntx said...

sounds like a good heptathalon prize to me and i would gladly throw in my cowboys-deion sanders jersey

jugdish said...

You may of had to root for him being an Eagles fan...but you didn't have to buy the jersey...:)

I went through the same thing with the Bulls and Rodman, minus the jersey.

The Rev said...

I would throw in the Eagles TO jersey happily.

Actually, it never has been worn. I got it for free from a friend who runs a clothing store. When TO got kicked off the team, he was left with a couple of hundred TO jerseys he couldn't sell. He started giving them away. I grabbed one just because. But I can't wear it. I just can't.

The Rev said...

So jugdish... no I didn't buy it. I just like free stuff that much.

jugdish said...

I stand corrected on the jersey...and good call not wearing it.

jugdish said...

eBay that sucker!

Isiah Thomas said...

I've got a Redskins Deion Sanders Jersey, I'll donate.

anonymous said...

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2560224

albert belle is just misunderstood. discuss.

The Rev said...

I would except for one thing...

they rarely sell. Look on eBay at all the TO Eagles jerseys out there. They sit there.

Isiah Thomas said...

hey Rev if you want, I'll be a commish for some of the fantasy leagues...

I'm thinking of starting a fantasy pro and college pick 'em and a suicide NFL pool if there is interest, if you are interested let me know and let me know which outlet you'd like to use

I've got yahoo, cbs and espn accounts so it doesn't matter to me.

Isiah Thomas said...

I live in Scottsdale, I feel safer now that Belle is locked up.

jugdish said...

You could give it to the homeless...but do you think they would wear it??

The Rev said...

I have no problem being in the league. Being commish... might be a problem for me.

Let's just say my schedule may be undergoing changes in the near future leaving me less blogging time. I am awaiting word on that.

I would not leave. I would just be less available.

In fact, I was even going to suggest giving someone else administrative control of this here blog sometime in the near future. But that can be discussed.

thejaywhite said...

who wears jerseys??

seriously who are you turtle from entourage

THE CHAMP. said...

Rev. I'll give you $5 for it. i'll even pay for shipping

Beth82678 said...

ebntx, as the only woman here (where'd you go fairmaden?!) I think I get the most desired title by default, no matter what I decide on the bikini pic. ;-)

Of course now that I think about it, the most desired one here is probably thejaywhite. The only problem is, he's also the one doing the desiring... :-)

The Rev said...

I bet a homeless guy in another city would put it on.

Or do what they do with the championship t-shirts of the team that loses a championship game... take them out of circulation and ship them to poor countries.

Do you realize there may be a kid in Guam that is wearing a "Philadelphia Eagles Super Bowl XXXIX Champions" t-shirt?

The Rev said...

I own over 20 jerseys. Got a problem with that?

But I don't have to go out and try to get laid on a regular basis anymore. I'm engaged. I can wear what I want now.

temwr said...

First I find out on wednesday that all Texas Rangers are not like Walker...I was sick all day thursday and unable to post, save for one posting.

Now, I find out that Pluto is no longer a planet, I am unsure how I will make it through the entire day. I think I might have to have a beer at lunch.

I neither like or hate TO, but I am without a doubt 100% sick of hearing whether or not he practices. Half of the good receivers out there aren't practicing either, but nobody cares. Ward, Smith, Branch are all not practicing and they barely get any news. Of course TO has Parcells as a coach, and everyone expects that guy to snap and kill a player one day (of course he never does).

Prediction: Theismann will nut punch Kornheiser before Parcells punches/kicks/suspends/benches TO.

The Rev said...

5 bucks? Make it 6 and I'll think about it.

Pretty sad that people once actually paid over $75 for that jersey. And they sold at that price well at one time.

THE CHAMP. said...

6 it is.

temwr said...

Ah, the damn jersey conversation revisted....

Yes, it is OK to wear jerseys, just not all the time, and not at every event.

Yes, it is OK to wear a jersey of a person who is younger than you.

ebntx said...

Rev. Smokin Steve said...

Do you realize there may be a kid in Guam that is wearing a "Philadelphia Eagles Super Bowl XXXIX Champions" t-shirt?

i doubt they even made those t-shirts...i think they gambled and decided to make only patriot championship shirts

thejaywhite said...

yes i think jerseys look retarded thats why theyre banned from the nba dress code

The Rev said...

Come on now, that Super Bowl was close and could have gone either way.

I love the fact that they actually make the shirts for both teams ahead of time and then have to donate the losing shirts to a poor country. They actually ship them out of the country so no one here could see the shirt on a homeless guy and start crying because their team lost. It's amazing the lengths they go to protect the shirts and hats.

The Rev said...

jaywhite....

Let's say a really hot blonde with nice boobs and long legs is in front of you wearing a sports jersey and nothing else. Does it look retarded then?

THE CHAMP. said...

i thought they destroyed those shirts. I know some get out by accident.

I'm thinking of traveling to poor countries to start a "teams that lost the superbowl" shirt collection.

temwr said...

Did anyone ever find out why the Daily Quickie was ending?

ebntx said...

do we know for a fact that parcells hasn't already killed t.o.

the 'boys could be using pretaped footage of t.o. like bin laden and saddam did

El Padrino said...

I hate TO.

METS are the best team in NL by a landslide.

Simmons has it all wrong. USA will win the US championships.

Agassi won't last through the quarters but if he does, I'll be rooting for em'

Pac-Man Jones just don't get it.

TGIFF

jugdish said...

I remember seeing a photo of a young kid in the middle east, sitting on someone's shoulders holding an AK-47 and wearing a Chicago Bears jersey (maybe it was Curtis Enis or Rashaan Salaam) right after 9-11...does anyone else remember that pic?

thejaywhite said...

girls can wear jerseys...thats acceptable..white guys cant...unless they are axl rose

anonymous said...

u know what this means then.. the chicago bears are terrorists!!

The Rev said...

I alwasy suspected Brian Urlacher was up to something.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Yeah Sheridan must have spiked the Simmons kool-aid before that mail bag. Wow. I don't think I mentioned Sheridan at all yesterday. What's the next step? Apologize to everyone I have wronged?

Martin VanNostrand said...

Anyone ever see that pic of Bert from Sesame Street with Osama? It was actually printed off the Evil Bert website and ended up being used by some Bin Laden supporters on posters at a rally.

http://www.bertisevil.tv/pages/bert038.htm

temwr said...

Martin,

That is hilarious. I haven't actually seen that before. Crazy evil Bert.

The political cartoon with Osama and France was classic too.

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whocares said...

Jerseys are okay to wear if your 12.

Spaceman Spiff said...

has anyone read the latest by sheridan? he is really reaching. theres an article about how Bosh is riding the bench. just trying to create something outta nothing. (disclaimer: i just read the description, am not an insider, so cannot read article)

mound of venus said...

the title of this post should have been straight out of the horses' (T.O's) mouth; and one of the greatest quotes of all-time: "I LOVE ME SOME ME."

get some.

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Spaceman Spiff said...

i always thought he said "i love me some meat" but 50 percent of the time, i'm wrong every time

Isiah Thomas said...

TO has the same injury as Steve Smith and Hines Ward yet it gets 1000 times more media attention...Parcells seriously needs to hire a hit man to take TO out...

Sheridan did exactly that in the article. Trying to make something out of nothing. You can only play 5 guys at a time d bag, someone will play less than others.

He needs a beatdown.

mound of venus said...

is sheridan suddenly more unpopular than the name we dare not speak?

Beth82678 said...

Now see, finally I'm learning some useful info from this site. :-) I didn't realize there was even a question about wearing jerseys to games - I always thought that was 100% acceptable. At Thrashers games I'd guess 50-60% of the fans are wearing a jersey. Are y'all saying that potentially all those (male) fans are lame and I've just not known it?

And I have a Thrashers jersey and LOVE wearing it to the game, but have never considered wearing it elsewhere. It sounds like I get a pass at least since I have boobs. (Wait, does that mean Phil Mickelson gets to wear jerseys to games too?)

Isiah Thomas said...

I've created a NFL Pick 'Em league for us on CBS Sportsline, the information is below, you'll need a cbs sportsline account (its free) to join...

http://lovnflpickem.football.sportsline.com/e

Our Pool password is: vengeance

anonymous said...

ya know, out of all the sports stories to get people interested in (and as crazy as most countries get about their national teams), you'd think someone like DB@theWWL would be trying to write hype stories for the USA team. i just dont get it.. we have this collection of young stars that WANT to play for this team, and are looking like they might actually live up to the usual hype.

finally there is something to get excited about on a national/worldwide level, and jackasses like him try to browbeat it before they even get started.

but no.. instead shove Bode Miller and all those failures down our throat.

seriously.. we have a team with Bron, DWade, Melo, Chris Paul and Bosh. look to the future bitches, skeet skeet!

Spaceman Spiff said...

zeke, are you gonna create a FFL on yahoo

thejaywhite said...

youre right beth..its okay for girls to wear them anytime they want...

guys...its borderline okay at a game..but absolutely unacceptable to wear it anywhere else

Spaceman Spiff said...

i have not seen 1 elton brand highlight (observation not complaint), he is on the team right?

The Rev said...

People who have major bugs up their asses think wearing sports jerseys are lame.

Really, get over it gang. Go back to wearing one of your 27 Gap polo shirts or 17 Old Navy fleece jackets and leave us alone.

The Rev said...

I even own an Elton Brand jersey, and it's a Buffalo Braves throwback.

It is sweet!

anonymous said...

i wear Z-Cavaricci's or my Zubaz when i rock my jerseys.. thats aight aint it?

plus i rock these sweet penny loafers and i am HOT.

The Rev said...

Iam...

But do you wear a braided belt?

temwr said...

Phil Mickelson can wear jerseys 27/7 if I get to nail his smokin' hot wife.

anonymous said...

oh you better believe i wear a braided belt.

a white one.

JFreak said...

Okay, I just made a Yahoo FFL.

ID: 571591
Password: vengeance

16 slots, first come, first serve.

Isiah Thomas said...

I created the league on CBS sportsline bc thats the only one I can access from work - damn blockers...we can change to a different site if need be...

I want in on the fantasy league, I'll sign up tonight if there are spots..

is the draft, online, offline, autopick?

Isiah Thomas said...

re: Pluto losing its status....

I'm tired of people with pocket protectors telling me what's a planet and who should be in the BCS title game.

The Rev said...

Damn... I already have 4 teams in Yahoo.

Isiah Thomas said...

Rev just create a new username...

JFreak said...

I can switch it over to ESPN...but then you have to send the invites through e-mail. Just figured the Yahoo thing would be easier.

And it's a live draft. I picked Sept 1st at 10 PM EST. If there's a consensus time that's better, I'll change it.

The Rev said...

Isiah... are you doing FFL on CBS? I'll get in on that. I'm more of an FFL guy than a pick em guy.

Isiah Thomas said...

works for me jfreak...

if it doesn't for most we can do it on this blog or create a blog for it and do it that way...

JFreak said...

And Isiah, I'll reserve a spot for you.

Isiah Thomas said...

I can but since the Yahoo league is set-up we can go with that, it doesn't matter to me though

Isiah Thomas said...

much obliged JFreak, I'll sign up tonight

The Rev said...

Actually, I prefer Yahoo. It's just more user friedly.

OK, I'm in the Yahoo league.

By the way... this now makes my 5th Yahoo league, 4 under my real name and one under this blog name, and I'm also in a CBS league for money.

What do you think the limit for fantasy teams to manage is? I'm at 6 now, though only one is for money.

I think this needs to be a question to the group. What is an acceptable limit in paid and free leagues? Discuss.

JFreak said...

Really, I think it's determined by how much free time you have. I mean...then other day, I was sitting here, bored, so I signed up for an ESPN league, and drafted. At this point, I have 7. And since I do nothing, I think I can handle it. We'll have to see how it is when the season comes along.

A weird question...Do you find yourself picking the same lower role players in every draft? Like I've gotten Brandon Jacobs in at least 3 of my leagues.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Beth in hockey the purists (of which I am not) call them sweaters. Don't let them confuse you. Jerseys are fine as long as they are not tucked in.

I have a Lakers Nick Van Excellent jersey that was a VERY random gift from a relative. I am willing to donate Nick V to the prize pool even if I don't participate.

Spaceman Spiff said...

i may still have my lakers eddie jones 25, his first number

Isiah Thomas said...

I like Yahoo better too, the commis that run this place have blocked access to that site which sucks...

I'm in my first pay league this year and am devoting a lot of prep time to that - a coworker is league commish and thinks he is the Mel Kiper/Bill Bellichick of FF. So I would really love to destroy him.

As for free leagues...man I've got a lot of time on my hands here and the ESPN live draft lobby is not blocked here, I must have 20 or more teams there. I like doing the drafts to waste times and see some trends. I'm going to try and keep up with all of them.

I too draft the same craptastic players towards the end of drafts but I've started branching off and taking less known craptastic guys.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Jones and Nick the quick made a good backcourt back in the day. I had more success with them on the "Live" games than they did in real life though.

Isiah Thomas said...

fyi the new Simmons article is up, looks like it might be good.

Keith S said...

I think wearing a jersey to a sporting event is ok if it is a jersey of one of the two teams that are involved. What is not acceptable is wearing a glove to a baseball game or wearing golf cleats to a PGA event.

Spaceman Spiff said...

he said "beyotch"

Martin VanNostrand said...

Inside the NBA. More on D Wag and J Will (ohhhh my leeegggg J Will as someone put it yesterday)

The 76ers are among the curious. Dajuan Wagner, a 6-foot-2 guard, worked out for the team Aug. 17 at the Philadelphia College of Osteopathic Medicine and impressed president and general manager Billy King. "He looked good," King said in an e-mail. King declined to comment on his level of interest in Wagner, an unrestricted free agent, but NBA sources say as many as five teams are considering whether to sign him. And that number could go higher. Wagner said Wednesday night that he thought his workout for the Sixers went "all right." He was waiting to hear from his agent, Leon Rose, on what's next.

It looks like Jay Williams' comeback will begin with the Nets -- even though they can't guarantee him much beyond a tryout. The Nets have extended a training camp invitation to Williams, the former Duke star and Plainfield, N.J., product whose NBA career was interrupted by a near-fatal motorcycle crash three years ago. As of yesterday, Williams had not officially accepted the invitation, but indications are that he will. "He's a wonderful person, and it's a heck of a story -- from maybe not being able to walk again to possibly returning to the NBA," Nets general manager Ed Stefanski said. But the Nets already have 15 guaranteed contracts allotted for next season, the maximum allowed. By being in the Nets' camp, however, Williams can start trying to prove he belongs in the league -- although he has apparently lost the explosive quickness he once had. --

Martin VanNostrand said...

BTW - agent Leon Rose is a Reggie Cleveland all star.

http://www.sskrplaw.com/publications/021005.html

Martin VanNostrand said...

Anyone else getting the 404 on the Simmons piece?

anonymous said...

i see a mailbag and a rehashed Madden article.. whats the new story link?

Keith S said...

Go to Page 2 first and then you can open it.

Tommy said...

I like TO

Spaceman Spiff said...

always check the front page of Page 2

anonymous said...

i see that whitlock and scoop have dropped us some knowledge. after lunch i'll get in my daily dose of hating the white man.

ahhhh yes..

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

As far as the leagues go, all I know is that I need to be in the Hepatitis alon.

temwr said...

Simmons' article says Columbus is #3 drunkest city in America! I am so proud of the people here. Next year we shoot for #1.

5 serious fantasy teams is the limit. If you ever want to get laid again. Rev, you better either not take 1 of those seriously or just forget about getting laid...Wait you said you were engaged...OK well then keep all 6.

Keith S said...

So this Tiger Woods character has 4 birdied the first 4 holes today and he's 1 shot out of the lead. I'm telling you, this cat is going places. He's gonna be a good one. I'm predicting it right now.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

OOP. I mean heptathalon.

thejaywhite said...

actually martin we call hockey jerseys..jerseys

i have never heard anyone ask me if im wearing a light or dark sweater today

The Rev said...

Oh I'm keeping them. No doubt!

By the way... best Simmons article I have read in a long time. Just my opinion.

thejaywhite said...

does anyone here play what if sports

Beth82678 said...

Keith, I TOTALLY agree with you about the golf cleats thing! I grew up in Augusta GA and have been to (and worked at) The Masters, and I was always stunned at how many middle-aged white guys would be wearing golf shoes. I guess they figure if Augusta National needs a marker to fill out a pairing they're ready to go!

JFreak said...

Wait, they let you into Augusta National? What was all that hubbub about then?

thejaywhite said...

beth likes girls so shes technically one of us

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Well in my (ahem) humble opinion, that was the greatest Simmons column ever. I totally would have stalked him if I knew he was in town. I'm actually disappointed I didn't know. The essence of Milwaukee totally lies in the suburbs. That's where you go if you don't want to get shot and still have a good time. I digress. Just glad The Brew got some national pub.

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Isiah Thomas said...

tem I appreciate the concern, luckily I've been dating my gf for 7 yrs and live with her.

I've done all the drafts at work, I'm considering it my new job for the time being.

Isiah Thomas said...

what's what if sports?

Isiah Thomas said...
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anonymous said...

what if sports is how Zeke runs his real teams. u basically stack up your team like youre playing NBA Live..

and .. what if?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I love Leon Lett.

Isiah Thomas said...
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Isiah Thomas said...

"Tommy : I like TO"

Tommy, are you just looking at things on Sportscenter and saying that you love them?

Do you really love TO, or are you just saying it because you saw him?

Isiah Thomas said...

so is what if sports the Canadian equivalent of Fantasy Sports? eh?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I love Leon Lett

anonymous said...

sounds like you got dat der right, eh?

JFreak said...

Only 4 people have joined the FFL?

Boo.

temwr said...

The live draft turns me off to the FFL. I am not sure I can do a live draft that friday night.

Spaceman Spiff said...

will we allow him to autopick

Spaceman Spiff said...

doesnt matter who joins, im placing smack in the middle of the pack

Isiah Thomas said...

let's do the draft on here....maybe with commentary inbetween picks?

Hick-Hops said...

What if sports is what you join when you want a sim league to kick you in the groin and talk shit about how little you really know about sports. I have two teams right now and every time I sign in to see my games I leave feeling like I was just in a prison shower.

jugdish said...

I love lamp.

anonymous said...

hick-hop hooraaaaay hooo, haaay, hooo...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

someone should post the links to the leagues as an actual post. I get all kinds of lost in the comments section sometimes.

JFreak said...

We could totally do the draft on here. Just requires a tad bit of foresight.

Isiah Thomas said...

hick hops...so much going on in that comment where to begin....

prison shower? yikes.

JFreak said...

Okay, we just need to pick a date and time for this draft.

Keith S said...

I'm in AZ so anytime after 6:30pm west coast time during the week is good for me.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

We should do it after work or on a weekend. WHERE'S THE LINK FOR Fantasy Football?

thejaywhite said...

what if sports is awsome..ive virtually given up on all other sim leagues and would rather pay to be in this cause well its awsome..

anonymous said...

thejaywhite..

is it awesome like.. 'you'd hit it from behind while giving the stinky pinky', or awesome like 'you'd have her hung from her ceiling in leather straps and chains and then leave'?

thejaywhite said...

well i always try and ram them in the bum...ALWAYS....and believe it or not jaywhite is very normal..not into any sort of freak / fetish shit.....i basically hate anyone who does anything different than i do..like jerseys, plaid, writing on their shirts....

get it...jaywhite is corporate and he dont like people

anonymous said...

what are your feelings on the multiple-logo shirts and hats?

ya know ones with EVERY team's logo on there?

Keith S said...

I picture jaywhite driving a 1984 Trans Am.

anonymous said...

oh, and you dont have to be into fetish stuff to hang a gal from straps and chains and then leave.

it's all about humiliation..

Tyler said...

"let's do the draft on here....maybe with commentary inbetween picks?"

Do it. It would be ten times better/more entertaining than one of those stupid running diary columns that Simmons passes off as an article. Like the one from today.

The Rev said...

I might just let the computer do all the picking for me.

I like to live dangerously, like Austin Powers staying on 4.

Isiah Thomas said...

"I picture jaywhite driving a 1984 Trans Am."

Only the Canadian version...which would be....?

Isiah Thomas said...

iamunstoppable....I like where your heads at.

Tyler said...

Make it a White 1985 IROC-Z with personal license plates reading "JWHITE", T-Top of course, and a louvered back window cover.

Keith S said...

I think Austin Powers stayed on a 5. Staying on a 4 is suicidal.

ebntx said...

damn i tried to get some work done today and see what i missed

ffl invites, the return of beth, mr meiz contracting an std and a comparison of someone's ffl to prison showers...wow

Isiah Thomas said...

Rev you'll get stuck with 6 running backs like Deuce Mc, Ahman Green, Priest Holmes, Ricky Williams, etc...

thejaywhite said...

mutiple colors / logos aint jaywhites style

I hate that stuff..now obiously I go button ups at the club but im all one color..pinstripes is all i will allow on my shirts..no weird desigs..no logos on the outside of the shirts....

eh and jay white drives a black suv -tinted

Isiah Thomas said...

and you know he's got fuzzy dice hanging from the rear view

thejaywhite said...

actually..jaywhite has 2 photos of jaywhite hanging from the mirror...tis a double sided ID for work eh

anonymous said...

but does he have the smelly fragrance Crowns in the window?

they work best in a car (displayed in the back window), but any real p-i-m-p rolls with them.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Can I get the F'ing link? Please. Pretty please with a cherry on top?

Tyler said...

Scroll Up. From JFreak:

"Okay, I just made a Yahoo FFL.

ID: 571591
Password: vengeance

16 slots, first come, first serve."

ebntx said...

mr meiz-

http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/register/joinprivateleague_league_select?.scrumb=

Martin VanNostrand said...

The computer pick. Never tried it with an FFL team but that is the death wish in NCAA basketball. Played a Belmont vs. San Deigo St game a while back.

ebntx said...

http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/register/
joinprivateleague_league_select
?.scrumb=

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Thanks for straightening out my ignorance.

ebntx said...

so has anyone seen the trailer for the rock's new movie "gridiron gang?" looks ok

rev-
we expect a full movie review next week on invincible

thejaywhite said...

rocks movie looks like shit

Isiah Thomas said...

lets get the FFL participants settle by early next week then start the draft on here next Wednesday, that gives us a week to conduct the draft and get the players in Yahoo.

whocares said...

I was thinking thejaywhite drove some type of hatchback.

How do you conceal and bound and gagged woman in the trunk of an SUV?

Keith S said...

I saw that Gridiron movie a few years ago. It's called The Longest Yard.

thejaywhite said...

TINT

Isiah Thomas said...

thejaywhite has no need to tie and gag his women, they're already knocked out from the roofies....

Spaceman Spiff said...

or the blunt force trauma

Isiah Thomas said...

spaceman...

either/or

Isiah Thomas said...

unlucky lady : "eh for da love of peete this here drink tastes funny eh"

thejaywhite : "joost drink er doon bitch....DRINK ER DOON honey..."

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

zeke, he's a canuk, he's not scottish.

mound of venus said...

i have a gilbert arenas jersey that he actually gave to me at a game. now that is sweet. i dont wear it though. i just look at that mesmerizing number 0.

Beth82678 said...

Actually I'd think thejaywhite would prefer his women awake and unbound. It's much less suspicious to have a woman walk into a 7-11 to be abandoned than tossing her bound body from a moving SUV, tint or no tint.

Isiah Thomas said...

canuck/scottish....

you say po-tay-toe I say po-ta-toe...

thejaywhite said...

beth..ur awsome..jaywhite and beth should meet

Keith S said...

thebettywhite. We could have our own golden girl here.

Beth82678 said...

I'm about as white a woman as you'll ever see, but there's no better way to say this - "Beth don't hook up with no playas". :-)

Isiah Thomas said...

BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE.

Isiah Thomas said...

thejaywhite....

I need a ruling on Canadian beer...

Molson Canadian...where does this rank?

And what happened to Molson Ice?

further to the SG...what's wrong with Bud Light?

JFreak said...

I'm kind of dissapointed no one noticed my "The ramifications of this are astronomical" pun/joke thing. Makes me sad.

GM-Carson said...

funny- the school decency blocker where I teach blocked this comment site today. fucking censorship!!!

anonymous said...

well it seems to be working now.. quick, spam us with your site address!

GM-Carson said...

spam- tasty ham in a can

thejaywhite said...

I actually like bud light...but im partial to labatts over molson cause I used to be a labatt rep..

but to give you an impartial list of beers since I no longer work for labatts I think my top 2 are molsons.

I really like Molson Dry and Molson Canadian ICE.

those are just great beers..and the ICE is a 5.5 or a 6.0 I believe..

I also like Black Ice..but thats a starving student from ten years ago who wants the 6.5 in me speaking

Labatt blue is a very solid beer...doenst rank with the dry or ice from molson but its the best domestic beer you will find in bars.

molson canadian almost tastes like an ale..its got a distinguished taste too it but never the less I love booze and if im stuck with it...its really not that bad..

if I drink light..ill always go coors light or bud light....

blue light is sorta shit..tastes like water

if I have to look classy on a date..ill get a keiths..its about as classy a beer you get in canada without getting into the imports..

another beer that is very underrated is MOOSEHEAD..its a very good beer..made by labatts..its just not served at many places so it would be something you pick up and take to the cottage..

as for beth...Im not a playa by any means..i just have a lot of 1 nite stands..there is a difference

thejaywhite said...

oh I forgot my favourite...Lakeport Honey..

fuck its great and its only 24 bucks for 24 beers..i know this doenst sound like a deal to you americans but our beer is taxed so heavily..its illegal to sell beer for under a dollar...and most cases (labatt or molson) are 34.95..
and an import like heineken only comes in 6 packs and its 12+ each

so my top 5 would go like this

1. lakeport
2. canadian ice (molson)
3. molson dry
4. labatt blue
5. keiths

molson canadian would fall in around 7 or 8...and if we took out the cost factor lakeport drops to 5 and move everything else up 1

Keith S said...

Does "classy" mean you only start out with 1 finger in her?

GM-Carson said...

I like to partake in a case of Saranac mixed brews. Good stuff from NY.

thejaywhite said...

classy means if jaywhite wants to show the other person im better than them

or if im on a date der and jaywhite will wait to the 2nd date to try and sleep with her

JFreak said...

Okay...so here's how I see the draft working. Once the league is filled, a draft order will be determined, and we'll make a topic. Then, each person will post a comment with their pick. That way, people can make fun of them in between. Hopefully we can get this started by next Monday or Tuesday.

Isiah Thomas said...

nice work thejaywhite....both with the beers and waiting for the 2nd date

Isiah Thomas said...

Register for Yahoo FFL : check.

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