Friday, August 29, 2014

NFL Preview - Mad Busy Yo Version

NFC East
Philly by default because I'm officially worried about Elisha Norman Manning. RGIII sucks. Dallas sucks. You all know this already. It's Giants and Philly. We'll see. Fucking Bob McAdoo confusing the Eli. Fucker. Philly's defense is awful by the way. Under the radar story there. Even if they win the division they won't win shit in January with that sloppy ass D.

Philly 10-6
Giants 9-7
Skins 8-8 (Go back to my previews, like 80% of the time I have the skins at 8-8, so annoying right)
Boys 6-10 (Garrett fiiiiirrrrrreed)

NFC North
My favorite division to watch this year. Is it me or is this a stacked offensive division. No more NORRIS division defensive matches. This is balls to the wall air it out. Cutler with two, count em - TWO thousand yard receivers and Forte coming off a career year. Cutty gonna ball this year. BALL. I'm big on the Bears, this Trestman might be a genius. Rodgers is Rodgers. McCarthy is aloof I think. At times. And their defense still is shaky. Play Bridgewater man. Cmon. The Lions with offensive firepower too. I think they should slow it down a bit, feature Joique Bell and throw it early to Golden Tate who should open up the field a bit, a hair for Calvin......Ebron sucks. Waste of a pick. They needed a corner.

Bears 11-5
Packers 10-6
Detroit 8-8
Vikings 6-10

NFC West
STACKED. Bradofrd going down took some win out of the NFC West is the best division sails argument. Again Niners outside looking in. But they will still hurt people. Carlos Hyde might save their season. I still am sour on Kapernick. He's pocket passing, I just don't know. Seahawks are loaded. 12 wins all day. Arizona is much improved. Arians is gold. Ellington is going to have a monster year. Floyd is already BETTER than Fitz. Poor Rams. They seemed like they were ready to turn the corner.

Hawks 12-4
Arizona 11-5
49ers 9-7
Rams 7-9

NFC South
Hard Knocks is so boring. The Falcons might have the worst defense in the league. Bryan Cox is fucking hilarious though. Mike Smith's mandals are depressing. Carolina regresses, it's science. The Saints run away with this one. I got nothing on the Bucs.

Saints 13-3
Carolina 9-7
Falcons 8-8
Bucs 7-9

Division winners - Philly, Bears, Saints (bye), Hawks (bye)
Wild Card - Arizona, Packers
Wild Card Round - Bears over Packers (38-34), Arizona over Philly (41-31)
Divisional Weekend - Hawks over Bears (30-18), Saints over Arizona (44-35)
Championship Sunday (best weekend of footyball) - Saints over Hawks (24-17)

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AFC East
So unfair the division stay shitty for all of Brady's life. So unfair. The Bills are trash. The Dolphins are confusing. The JETS are actually good until you watch Geno Smith play for more than 5 series. So tired of penciling them in. Seriously.

Pats 11-5
JETS 9-7
Dolphins 8-8 (Philbin fired, Ireland fired)
Bills 3-13

AFC North
Pretty good division here. Really like the Bengals this year. Like really. Totally unrelated but I have to watch the Beyonce VMA performance after this. She's incredible. Any chance the Steelers tuned out Mike Tomlin? I just dont vibe on the Steelers. Poor Cleveland. They'll be yelling for Manziel by week 3.

Bengals 12-4
Ravens 10-6
Steelers 7-9
Cleveland 5-11

AFC West
Fucking Chargers. Any other year they win this thing but Manning man. Gase will be a head coach this time next year. I really like the Chargers. No shot the Cheifs run out to the same start as last year. If MJD plays well watch out for Oakland. Two headed monster running attack with a limited DMC/MJD. I'd start Carr. Fucking nuts I know but Schaub aint the answer.

Broncos 13-3
Chargers 11-5
Oakland 9-7
Cheifs 8-8

AFC South
I'll tell you what. I fucking like the Jags to make some fucking noise this year. Fuck yeah I do. Fuck yeah. Jacksonville baby. Eat a dick. Unrelated but Melissa McCarthy is fucking highlarryus in The Heat. Totally hilarious. Totes mcgoats. Anyway about Bill Bradley. Too bad they don't have a QB. Colts? Eh. I happen to think Pagano is overrated. Nothing to do with the Lukemia thing. Bravo to him. But they have Luck. Better them than anyone else. QB league. Denver waxes them on Sunday night though. Titans suck.

Colts 10-6
Jags (yup Eat it) 9-7
Texans 7-9
Titans 5-11

Division winners : Broncos (bye), Bengals (bye) Pats, Colts
Wild Card : Chargers, Ravens
Wild Card rounds : Chargers over Pats, Ravens over Colts
Divisional Weekend : Broncos over Ravens, Bengals over Chargers
Championship Sunday : Broncos over Bengals

Super Bowl : Redemption is spelled B-R-O-N-C-O-S. Broncs over Saints 44-38

Very exciting Super Bowl.

Friday, August 22, 2014

Gems

I got to start working on my NFL preview. Right now all I truly know is the Cowboys will suck again. Show signs of not sucking then suck on National TV in heartbreaking Cowboy fashion and it will be awesome. And people will be fired. Also I'm on that "49ers will not make playoffs" bandwagon so jump off if you think i'm a mush. Few reasons, NFC West is now stacked, the backup to Kapernick is shit and they will need it and some injuries on defense. Also the GM hates Harbaugh's guts cuz he's a fucking maniac.

This insane amount of money pouring into the ALS foundation, few questions. How expensive is research? And that is just a general question. Because probably about a trillion dollars have been donated to all kinds of diseases, AIDS, cancer, heart disease, etc. Are diseases the one thing in this world that we can't throw money at to go away? Conspiracy theorists say they will never find a cure to keep the drug companies and network of specialists profitable. That is one conspiracy I could buy into, I don't but it's not out of this world. When greed is involved anything is possible.

Sometimes the inside part of a pretzel smells like fish skin.

Check the Emmys nominations, proves out my tv watching habits. Network TV just ain't good, cable dominates the landscape. Better writing.

Goldschlager must be pissed that Fireball is taking over the markets.

I think a Top Chef threesome of me Padma and Gail Simmons would be cool. Like first a fancy dinner, some champagne. Then a fancy hotel with a comfy bed, maybe some toys.

Putin better leave McDonald's alone.

Speaking of, Meiz you meant McDonald's regular ass hamburger right? Because their premium menu burgers are good, some very good. Further I noticed McDonald's has decided to play one of thier aces in the hole I always talked about. Grocery store coffee. CHA CHING.

I'm surprised there aren't more corporation espionage movies out there or more popular. Maybe there isn't enough action? Michael Clayton was the last good one I thought. Even though that was like a law firm type deal. They use coporate espionage as it's own twist within a movie they need to make some movies cenetered around it. Happens all day everyday. All espionage is cool. National security, corporate interests, political (what makes House of Cards so good). The word of the day is Espionage.

Stop trying to get me to give a fuck about the FIBA basketball tournament. Lick my balls. Wake me up when we hit the beaches of Rio.

When Hulk Hogan dies I'm going to his funeral.

Think this : teenage boys spank banks are so much better than ours were

Rob Dyrdek is 40. Carry on.

Gravity is ridick* on a nice big tv.

F-M-L- Nicky Minaj, Iggy Azela, Ariana Grande
Go.





Friday, August 15, 2014

Weekly dive into the mind of El Padrino

When I drink a ice cold beer, espeacially one that I have been craving all day, I think to myself, man can life get any better?

Jim Abbott is fucking awesome. Random thought but dude pitched in the major leagues with no right hand.

I'm such a wussbag now I can't get through an episode of Real Sports without losing it during one of their segments.

Kobe is #4 on the all time scoring list? Holy fucks. I spaced on that one.

T minus 2 weeks until my cousins wedding, the baby of the family, and still no speech written by me yet.

FOOTBALL

I fucking hate play doh

American Beauty is so weirdly exceptional.

So instead of donating money to find a cure people just dump a bucket of ice on themselves? Instead of paying taxes can we just do that too?

Oh when we talk about blowjobs are we talking like, from start to finish or does any amount of time with our collective cock in our respective wives mouth count?

I had a corporate culture meeting today and totally had shit on my mind to say but didn't. Not smat*. Just figured once I started I wouldn't be able to stop so I held it in.

These Chip Kelly is a god articles have to stop.

Have no clue what happened on that race track last week but it seems like getting out of your car while cars are racing by you is a good way to get hurt.

Friday, August 08, 2014

Wu-Tang Clan Ain't Nothing to Fuck Wit

You know who loves that Dalton deal? Big Ben Raplisberger. He gonna cash that check soon.
Another year of football another year of fantasy football torture.

So Russia is basically starving it's own people by banning U.S. food. Good look. Hope everyone likes potatoes.

Hawaii is getting double teamed.

WAYYYYY to much Ninja Turtle talk. It's just a movie you guys.

Tulo talk:
sick and tired of losing = wants traded
but they won some while he was there no? wasnt he part of two incredible september runs, one resulting in a pennant and a world series appearance? More than some superstars.

Baseball so humbling. Prodigy like Harper just scuffling like never before. Baseball is the hardest sport to play in my opinion. You fail 7 out of 10 times and are still considered a great hitter. Couple that with having to have decent range at your position or throwing a fastball that doesnt get hit.

If anyone says Golf I will donkey punch you on sight. Golf isn't even a spurt* COLOV nigga.

Gelato >>>>>>> Ice cream

The news is pretty fucking sad, sadder than usual I'd say. ISIS, Ebola, Ukraine, missing planes, John Kerry, African leaders at white house, Gaza, Israel, jesus christ man.

Anything else you guys wanna talk about during the week? Let me know I'll write a post about whatever you want.



Friday, July 25, 2014

Steak is delicious

whats the wildest game you've eaten?  Bison over rice doesn't count H


I had goat it was good.  Elk was super lean but tasty.  Rabbit I guess was the gamiest.  I liked it though.


Thought The Internship was pretty funny.  People gon hate.


My two cents on Lebron.
The backlash from the Decision is the reason why he is going back.  The sentiment of returning home is 2nd.  You all know that right.  He was trying to right a wrong.  The media and most of the fans ate it up.  Scar tissue remains.  Time will heal the wound and if he wins a ship in Clev all will be forgotten but if he doesn't -- the scar will last forever.


FOOTBALL.


Bach party AC Aug 2nd I planned it.  I'm the best man.  Shit is gonna be HDH.  Old Homestead at 10pm.  Some group gambling.  Got a rate for bottle service (which I detest) that wasn't bad at the Gypsy Bar then more group gambling.  Midgets are scheduled for 2am.  Then back down for gambling, individual I imagine.  Gonna need like 2 g's.


Boys will be boys.


Not sure you heard me, perhaps there is a baseball game in the background that is distracting you but


FOOOOTTTBALLL.


Seinfeld fans - It's coming to Netflix.


Imaginext Toys have taken over my living room.


Fucking Brew Crew huh Meiz?





Friday, July 18, 2014

Friday, July 04, 2014

Vacation America

I can remember every vacation I've gone on. By vacation I mean more than 2 hours from the house. We didn't go on any until I was 10 which ain't bad.

Wildwood, NJ
Orlando, FL (Disney)
Wildwood, NJ
Tampa, FL (Busch Gardens)
West Palm Beacn/Boynton Beach, FL
Wildwood NJ
Orlando Fl
Ocean City MD
Aruba
Ocean City MD
Las Vegas, NV
Ocean City MD
Turks and Caicos
Ocean City MD
Palm Beach FL
Ocean City MD
Ocean City MD
Ocean City MD

and I'm going to Ocean City MD Sunday

The only thing I'm using my phone for is to google why are crabs so fucking delicious

Leopards are beautiful.

I dare Melo to go to LA. Fucking dare you.

When is baseball over already jesus enough.

Can't believe Batman Begins was out in 2005. Sick I'm old.

Fuck pop tarts.

AMERICA. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. I love you. You're the best.

USA USA USA USA USA USA!!

Wednesday, June 25, 2014

There's Only So Much Time Left In This Crazy World, I'm Just Crumblin' Erb

OUTKAST TALK!
Concert is this Sunday. CAN'T FUCKING WAIT. Been trying to push some of the guys to not be trashed for it, to no avail. Fuck them. I'm going to remember the most important concert of my life. They're not on my level.

I wish my one cousin was at my little cousin's grad party on Sunday. She's the director of marketing for Summerfest. I wanted to get a word in with her for maybe some VIP or backstage tickets. I hate getting big-timed by family. That shit is foul. Regardless, it's going to be a great time. I refuse to let anybody ruin my day on Sunday.

Brewers Talk
Still in first place. This season has been amazeballs so far. Best start in club history, and national media is still not talking about the team. I love it. Have you guys seen the Lucroy All-Star ad? It's pretty damn funny from our perspective. The Cards did not react well, and that makes it even funnier.

http://m.mlb.com/video/v33770085/cast-your-vote-for-lucroy-for-the-2014-allstar-game

That's good stuff right there. Fuck the Cardinals.  Because MLB is a shitshow of an organization, I can't embed the video on blogger. Fuck them.

Work Talk
New supervisor is coming around. She still can't do a lot of stuff the rest of us can do. I wish she'd ask for help with learning how to do things instead of just leaving it for somebody else. That kills us on Wednesdays and Thursdays. My opinion is that the supervisor needs to know how to proficiently do EVERYTHING. She's on board with us as far as realizing and communicating that the sales force expects us to do too much. It's been awful lately. Formerly good salespeople have turned into absolute trainwrecks.

Bron Opts Out!
No big deal.  Yet.

The Bron/Kobe/Melo nonsense is just that. Nonsense. A worn-down 30 year old LBJ ain't going to the Lakers or the Western Conference.  He's coming to the Bucks. S.

Music Video Time
I'm listening to Southernplayalisticadillacmusic, so we get the title track. Good times.



That's all I've got today, kids.  Have a good rest of the week.  I know I'll have a bomb weekend.

Friday, June 20, 2014

Summer time

today I will talk about Iraq and food allergies so skip to comments if you've had enough now

I predict a major war (perhaps called WWIII) within the next ten years between western civilazation countries and their allies vs. radical islam militants and various terrorists groups and I think it's unavoidable.

Only way to beat this ISIS and Al Qaeda groups like them all over the middle east and within Russia's borders is to just kill them, just kill them all. Eventually I suppose they will come back through another root of evil somewhere but I have to think this will buy us (by us I mean the world) some time before that happens. Sort of like killing off the Nazi's history does really repeat itself.

If you are asking yourself why do we need to go to war or why do we have to get involved the answer is relatively simple. Money. Most of it in the form of oil. But really economics is the bottom line answer. And fucking democracy of course. We figured out how to operate a country 238 years ago - we have the blueprint yet we still have to force our plan unto the world and to countries that were born hundres and hundreds of years before us. We can't ignore this stuff.

Besides if given the opportunity these groups would wipe the earth clean of us. They think we are the devil. They actually say that and the style of warfare they practice is not traditional, they resort to killing children and women and random innocent civilians. They don't attack army bases or police forces. They just run through villages killing people that work and live. Average joes. Or Average Mohammeds in Iraq's case. They won't stop. They won't ever stop. At some point as a super power we have to get together with our allies and exterminate them.

Where the fuck did all these food allergies come from? First of all if someone tells you they are allergic to gluten just punch them in the face. Because chances are they are not. It's not even officially listed as an allergy, more like an intolerance like lactaid or in Meiz's case pussy. Only people suffering from Celiac disease need to be on gluten free diets.

Only 1% of America's population (that are actually here legally) have a bad reaction to gluten. Most people don't even know what gluten is. It's a proten in grains and wheat - it's a natural food organism.

I'd be pissed running a restuarant and having to cater to all these allergies like nut allergy and tree-nut allergy and oil allergy, seed allergy, god this country is a bunch of hipster pussies I swear.

We're gonna get rolled in WW III. S.

Late on this but have always thought those limo buses were death traps.

Officially summer this weekend so eat ice cream, bring summery beer to every party you get invited too and work the tan. Except for you freaks who live in Arizona/Florida. Been doing that since February I imagine. Pshychos.

Friday, June 13, 2014

BOO! It's Friday the 13th. Gay.

World Cup this world cup that. Everyone is a fan. I ain't gonna front and pretend I like soccer. Will I watch it? Probably not. But if I do I wont go all rah rah on and on about it. With that said go Italy! S.

Speaking of bandwagon. It's like all the Ranger fans came out of the woodwork last week. When there were down 3-0 the other day they all went back home, then today they were back out. Man those people are the worst.

On Fathers day I think about my dad of course but lately I've been thinking about my grandfather. He was so old school I think he might have built the school. Just remember all the time we used to spend together and smile. I hope I make it on this earth long enough to fool around with grandkids. I aint rushing life, just saying. Happy fathers day to you guys.

CMEP asking what I want to do I'm like I just want to relax. Really what I want is a BJ and a steak. Hook it up.

12 weeks until real football

Veep is the funniest show going right now. Just LOL'ing everywhere when its on.

She's a Bernard but Doris Burke does a fine job on ABC. Better than most men.

Patty Mills has a lot of energy

3 more weeks then vacation and boy do I need it

Friday, June 06, 2014

A nickel bag gets sold in a park in Brooklyn I WANT IN

I make the best potato and eggs.

I'm pretty much full time at the catering hall now. It's the Matre'd then me as far as an org chart goes. It's actually fun at times. I like the business. I also applied for the sales job which is what it sounds like. Commission based, you book a wedding you get a flat fee $300. Waiting to hear back. Gonna write a book, a self-help motivational book. "From Bus Boy to Matre'D : How to climb the ranks of a wedding factory"

Wife not a fan I'm rarely home but it's a sacrifice I make to make sure her and the kids have all they ever wanted. She wants to move to NJ. Sometimes she is the worse.

I just don't get the big deal with grass. Grass makes me sneeze*. "But the kids would like a backyard."
But then I have to clean it and make it look nice. I'd like to see how she cleans this house too, this imaginary house in NJ.
And me getting home at 8pm every night because the commute sucks left nuts.
And we'd need to buy another car which is the worst asset to own ever.
Fuck houses and fuck NJ.

If you don't think what just happened with the prisoner swap between US and Taliban was fucked up you belong in psych ward. Or you don't care. Which is fine too.
Like was there no one in Bams corner that knew this guy may have been not so noble? A deserter in the armed forces is like child rape. It's pretty much the worse thing you can do. Let alone the exchange itself. IT was a Bill Simmons pu-pu platter NBA 25 cents on the dollar trade. Also I thought we don't negotiate with terrorists? And who the fuck decided it was okay for the Taliban DAD to go on TV? Jesus Christ what a clusterfuck.

I have a 2nd generation IPOD that still goes strong but only when it's charged overnight. So weird. It needs like 8 hours of sleep or something.

I'm such a pussy when it comes to the dentist that I've dealt with a toothache that occasionally becomes infected for a little over a year now. NS.
What makes this decision easier is when they pull the tooth I will need an implant which is not covered and costs $2100-$3000 depending.....

Stocks and Sports LLC still a dream of mine along with a restaurant bar and grill called Cheeks.

Aren't kids hilarious? Can't wait for Tem and Jug to have talking kids. Lil miniature comics.

Tuesday, June 03, 2014

Don't Want No AIDS, No Clap, Or No Rabies

Work Talk(kind of)
 New supervisor is cool enough.  She's the same age as me.  She sat in with me on this past Sunday, we had some conversation, had some laughs, yadda yadda yadda.  I'm not about to be referring to her as "my boss" or "bosslady" when I'm out here in these streets teaching & showing her how to do her job, though.  Nope, nuh uh.  The main things she lacks so far are the willingness to take control, and leading by example.  Rolls in at five after 8, and jets at five to 5.  No bueno, not cool, especially when the others are in early and leave late.  Poor example to set.

New supe asked me about the music I listen to,(OXFORD COMMA, KEITH) on Sunday.  Told her all kinds, but mainly rap.  The Sirius is off during the weekend, so she pulled up some "rap" shit on Pandora on her phone.  Had to quickly make it known I don't listen to THAT rap.  Jesus, so much new rap is awful.  (Paging Dr. Padrino)  These kids have nothing good or new to rap about, and that all seem to have the same cadence.  Get you r own fucking flow, boys.

As mentioned yesterday, it appears my existing co-workers just don't listen to bosslady or new supe when we have our weekly department meeting.  This is incredibly frustrating.  I can't stand poor listeners.  I don't know when this shift happened.  I think my feelings on this harkens back to my days in school.  I was the no homework, no notes, but great test-taker.  I'm very particular and specific when it comes to things people say.  My Dad is a cop.  I have to be that way, because that's how he essentially trained me.  Growing up, I got a lot of "That's not what you said" business.  Now, he's getting older, and I get to flip that game on him, and he knows I'm right when I do it.  An eye for an eye.

NBA Talk
I'm pumped for the Heat/Spurs Finals rematch.  As usual, I'm rooting for Bron & them boys.  I love the twitter meme of Big Shot Bosh.  It works both ways, and is always hilarious.  Bosh hits a big shot?  #BigShotBosh.  Bosh clangs a big shot?  #BigShotBosh.  Heat in six. 

Me & a couple of buddies have been spending the last month or so figuring out our NBA player equivalents from back in the day.  It's pretty fun.  Last week Deluxe nominated me for Boris Diaw.  I was fake pissed at first, but then he broke it down.  "Big man, handles, range, blocks shots, rebounds, bangs inside".  When he put it that way, I was okay with it.

Brewers Talk
STILL IN FIRST PLACE!  WOOOOOOO!
I should have made a hat bet.
Honestly, the Brewers are pretty fucking good, save for Lyle Overbay.  I wish to hell they would have kept Juan Francisco for the lefty part of the 1B platoon.  Mark Reynolds has been a joy so far.  Get up there and hit a bunch of dingers.  To hell with the Ks.  Ks are wildly overrated in regards to hurting an offense.  A K with a runner on 1st isn't a double play ball.

Ron figured our the batting order, too.  Granted he had help from The Deputy.  They're also now exploring the possibility of moving the pitcher to the 8 hole.  I hope they do that.

Fuck the Cardinals.

VIDEO TIME!
26 days!  So pumped.


BEE TRAP WATCH!
On Saturday I fashioned myself a bee trap out of a two liter bottle for the balcony.  I hate bees more than I hate the Cubs.  That's a lot of hatred.  They tend to build hives under the overhangs and eaves of my building.  I am the bee slayer.

ATLiens is over.  On to Ready To Die.  All time GREAT album.  Stand up, Brooklyn.

Neighbor Watch!
A new family moved in across the street last week.  They're Flatlanders.  Fucking Flatlanders.  The garage is still loaded with stuff.  They seem nice enough.  I'll have to hip them to Summer Sounds.  Best way for noobs to get in with the community, IMO.

I'm gassed, I think.  I'll let this night ride out.

Word to Big Bird.


Late add:  Big eyeglasses make every chick look like Shock G in the Humpty video.  TERRIBLE look.
 

  

Friday, May 30, 2014

El Padrider

You know hoe musicisans and other entertainers (once they are popular enough) always travel with a "rider" which is like a laundry list of crap they need or want on hand at a facility or on a tour bus? Well here is mine. Just because.

Wi-Fi (porn)
Mallomars (when in season)
Oreos (all the time)
Green M&M's (duh they make you horny, will have groupies)
A bowl of lemons
Every phone charger ever made
Magnum condoms (not XXL ones just regular magnums)
a felt pen
A case of Altoids
Jack Daniels
Cocktail shaker
Makers Mark
A bowl of oranges
Marschiano cherries
A lot of ice cubes
Latest edition of Playboy
Bubble Tape Bubble gum or Big League Chew
Fresh Mozzarella (still in the water)
Russian Standard Vodka
Simple Syrup
Angoustura Bitters
Case of Corona
A bowl of limes
one chefs knife
one bamboo cutting board
Thin and Crispy Corn Tortilla chips
Patron
A legal pad
Ice cold Pellegrino
Quaker chocolate chip granola bars
Breakstones Whipped Butter
Chapstik (sealed)
Box of glazed donuts from either local bakery or krispy kreme/tim hortons/dunkin donuts
A tank of Lobsters
Sno-Caps
One plush relcining chair
A Lionel train set
Bowl of peanuts (shelled)
Bowl of pistachios (shell on)
Picture of Brooklyn Bridge
Large container of vanilla ice cream
Scissors
Watermelons
Apples
New bath robe
Ssips iced tea juice boxes
Box of Life cereal
Straws
Baby Powder
New pack of white athletic socks
Array of cookbooks
A bean bag


think that covers it

What would yours look like? let me guess the basics

Keef's
broken cell phones
walls must be colored to baby diarrhea
frozen cheese
carrots
cases of canned tuna
dog shit
pool cleaning equipment
green shirts
asu gear
isurance beer cuzzi

Aitchs

woe
clam chowdah
pedroia jersey
new day rising tshirt
hot wheels limo
whalberg poster
bruins hat
whiskey i would assume (jameson probably)

Meiz
complaints
frozen pizza
canned chilli
a foreman grill
a fishing pole
a boning knife
tank of lake fish
a large stereo system
Fleischmanns
Brewer mascot costume
corn hole bag toss game thing
pack of brats

blue
gold toilet
gold on tap
gold tulo jersey
gold weed bong
uncooked tri-color pasta in glass (for decor)
beard trimmer
19 tv's
catered og just soup and breadsticks though

TP
Pearl Jam man cave
sinkhole in middle of room
SNY feed on tv

Tem
catered bw2 platter
rich rod dartboard
wava state flag
mario lemiux figurines
pfeffier poster
big bang theory dvd all seasons
cheesepie

Jug
Da Bears gear
big ass american flag
every episode of seinfeld
Vacation dvd
a treadmill
deep dish casseroles
brad paisley loaded music device

Friday, May 23, 2014

Nothing to see here keep moving along

I think there are a lot of great horse names in movie titles. Such as.

Unforgiven, Jerry Maguire, Old School, Frozen, Despicable Me, Black Swan, Kick-Ass, Indiana Jones, Dark Knight, Top Gun

The Mets suck. Sandy Alderson sucks.

I'm feeling old lately. I think I'm out of shape. Got to get back to 100 pushups a day regimen.

I fucking hate play-doh.

We aint grown enough to talk real about race. IT will always be contentious just like the middle east

I always have a good idea for a post on like Tuesday then never remember it. I should post whenever the fuck I get the idea right? Like it matters. This place is on life support. Let's attack the intern Kevin Cott. Spiff let's catfish that fucker.

Top Of The Page Material:

"Idiots with nothing better to do"





"Most Boston sports fans are just douchebags. Because most people from New England are douchebags." - tem





"Obama got elected because of the Rooney rule" - Jug





"you should never let debt stop you from pro-creating anyway" - El Padrino





"If you agree with EP, change your opinion." - H





"i'm dumb and sensitive. basically i'm a woman" - L Padrino





"I'm so horny this morning. If there wasn't this sex offender list going around id grope bitches on the train this morning" - L Padrino